Chapter 8 Stealing Beams and Changing Pillars

Chapter 8 Stealing Beams and Changing Pillars

Liu Ruoying listened to Silly Gen's words, and looked at Liu Dehua with sharp eyes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing Liu Ruoying looking at him, Liu Dehua tilted his head to the aisle, and quietly reached out to the seat with his left hand and touched Silly Gen's leg, hinting at Silly Gen.

Silly Gen sensed Liu Dehua's hint, turned his head and forced a smile and said, "Eldest sister, let me tell you a joke about our village." ”

"Okay!"

Silly Gen lowered his head and thought for a moment, "I forgot, or I'll sing you the song of my hometown." ”

At this time, the radar was already weak, and his back was constantly undulating.

Silly root brews:

"The children who have left home wander outside,

There is no good garment, and there is no good smoke.

I finally found a job and worked hard,

There were tears in my heart and sweat on my face.

The moon is full, the moon is full. ”

The passengers in the carriage looked at this side curiously, some middle-aged people were deeply touched by their companions, some young people pointed to their heads to indicate that their brains were sick, and some were just curious.

Liu Dehua waved the white towel in his hand while listening, and Liu Ruoying heard this, and also sang with Silly Gen:

"The moon is full, another year has passed.

The child who leaves home has trouble sleeping at night,

I thought of my father and mother in the distance. ”

At this point, Silly Root stopped speaking. Because he remembered that he was an orphan and had no father.

"Why don't you sing" Liu Ruoying saw that Silly Gen stopped and asked with concern.

"I can't sing it all, my eldest sister sings better than me. ”

Hearing this, there was a burst of laughter "Hahaha, hahaha." I couldn't help it, and if I didn't catch my breath, I would suffocate. Haha, hahaha, hehe. Brother Bo, don't blame me, I really can't help it, I'm really going to suffocate if I don't say it again. Hahaha" Radar raised his head, said with a flushed face, and laughed weakly again.

The passengers in the car looked at it again and said "neurotic"

When Liu Dehua heard this, his eyes widened, staring at the radar, and he was stunned. Liu Ruoying looked at the radar and asked strangely

"Sanduo, what's wrong with you? Why can't you help it?

"Sister Li, hahaha, I just went... Go to the toilet. I heard Brother Bo lie to Silly Gen and say... Say... Sister Li, you have a terminal illness and are about to die. Silly Gen really believes it, crying is called a heartbreak, and I can't wait to replace Sister Li for you to get a terminal illness. Not to mention, Brother Bo's acting skills are quite powerful, quite realistic. Radar then said to Liu Dehua, "Brother Bo, I'm sorry, I really can't bear it." To be honest, Brother Bo, it's a pity that you don't want to be an actor, it's a waste of your talent. I'll take a break. After Radar finished speaking, he sat down in his chair and took a loud breather.

"You're too lacking in virtue" Liu Ruoying looked at Liu Dehua with an angry face.

"Don't think I'm lying to him, I just want to see if he's really stupid, no, whether it's true or false. It seems that he is really simple. After Liu Dehua explained with an embarrassed face, he walked out of the carriage.

Liu Ruoying said to Silly Gen again, "Silly Gen, your eldest brother teases you, he likes to joke." Sister, there is no illness. ”

"But big brother, he cried, how could he lie to me"

Hearing this, the radar, which had been better, gasped again.

"You're also solid-eyed, and you'll admit it if you give you a needle nose. He knows that his sister likes you and wants to see if you have a sister in your heart. ”

"I have"

Liu Ruoying wiped the tears on Silly Gen's face, "Then your younger brother, my sister will admit it." In the future, when you marry a daughter-in-law, your sister will be your mother-in-law's family, be good, don't cry. ”

Just when Liu Ruoying comforted Silly Gen. Ge Wei already knew about the second child's fake order to let Four Eyes and him go to test his color. Dressed in a coat, he said to Li Bingbing with a heavy heart in the carriage

"The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to bring" Ge Wei took the wine handed over by Li Bingbing.

"That's also because you are soft-hearted, I don't want you" After Li Bingbing finished speaking, he patted Ge Wei's back, lay down on the bed in the box, and stretched his legs.

Ge Wei looked at Li Bingbing on the bed. "Cut off his fingers, easy. But if you lose people's hearts, you will become a loner" After speaking, he sucked because of Li Bingbing's beat, but sprinkled some wine on his hand. The bad boy is the trouble, and it's no wonder that the brethren are itching. If you don't cut him, I'm really sorry for Master Zu, so you can go and do it, and by the way, kill the sharpness of the kid surnamed Wang. Thousands of troops are easy to obtain, but one general is hard to find. Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who do not know me say that I want something" The last few words of Ge Wei said that it was a subdued tone and frustration, and it was particularly joyful.

Late at night, Li Bingbing gently walked to the carriage where Radar and the others were, and sat down behind Officer Han (the character's name will be called at the beginning of the next chapter). She looked around, saw that no one was paying attention, took a cigarette from the cigarette case and put it in her mouth, took out another lighter, and lit it with her backhand.

Radar opened the corner of his eyes slightly, saw Li Bingbing coming over, and knew that the opportunity to steal the beam and change the pillar was coming, so he concentrated and prepared.

Then Li Bingbing took out something that looked like lipstick from his trouser pocket, opened the lid, and pointed the mouth at the cigarette butt, Li Bingbing took a few cigarette puffs. I saw a small ball in the mouth of the lipstick suddenly burn, then extinguish again, and then a large amount of white smoke came out.

With a flick of Li Bingbing's thumb, a small ball emitting a large amount of white smoke was bounced into the outer pocket of the military coat of a bespectacled male passenger who was sleeping in the carriage. After a while, the male passenger wearing glasses was awakened by the white smoke coming out of the ball, and the male passenger wearing glasses looked at the military coat emitting white smoke and hurriedly slapped the military coat.

A female passenger opposite the male passenger was awakened, looked at the military coat emitting white smoke, and hurriedly jumped up and shouted

road

"It's on fire, it's on fire. ”

The passengers in the carriage were awakened and in a mess, and many passengers rushed to other carriages for fear of burning themselves. But few people put out the fires. Knowing that the ball would only smoke and not catch fire, Radar was not in a hurry, but quietly took out the money wrapped in oilpaper that had been prepared in the travel backpack and put it into the travel clothes he was wearing while no one was paying attention.

Officer Han, who was also pretending to be asleep, heard that there was a fire, and immediately called the female policeman next to him, who was also pretending to be asleep, "Hurry up and find a fire extinguisher" After speaking, he rushed to the military coat that had emitted a large amount of white smoke.

And after Silly Gen was awakened, as soon as he knew what was happening, he suddenly stepped on the chair and wanted to flip over the seat, wanting to rush to the military coat to extinguish the fire. But just stepped on the chair and was grabbed by Liu Ruoying,

"Hey, stupid, sit down. It's none of your business, you sit down for me!" Liu Ruoying tugged at the stupid root and said anxiously.

In the end, he didn't hold the stupid root, and the stupid root rushed over and stepped on the smoking military coat vigorously.

"Silly root, don't go over"

Just as Silly Gen struggled to step on the smoking military coat, Li Bingbing took off his camel-colored cloak and unfolded it into the sky, pretending to extinguish the military coat that the passengers thought was on fire. But he covered several of the people who were putting out the fire under him.

Radar saw the opportunity, and rushed to the right of Silly Gen before the cloak fell, and extinguished the fire with Silly Gen. When Radar pretended to extinguish the fire with Silly Root, his hands cooperated, and his left hand quickly pulled out the package from his travel clothes. After leaning on Silly Gen's right hand, he quickly opened the schoolbag that Silly Gen was carrying, took out the 60,000 yuan wrapped in it and stuffed it into his travel clothes, and at the same time put the package wrapped in the dark coin in his left hand into Silly Gen's schoolbag, and all this was done in the blink of an eye.

Just when the radar had just finished stealing the beams and changing the pillars, Officer Han, the undercover policeman played by Zhang Hanyu, made a move.

As soon as Radar withdrew his hand, he saw Officer Han also take out the dark coin that Radar had just put in Radar's schoolbag with great speed, and put in a new package at the same time.

"Damn, talent, missing. Xiao Yu copied the memories of Officer Han's career in Officer Han's mind and transmitted them to me later," Radar said to Xiao Yu in surprise

"Okay, no problem"

At this time, Li Bingbing also got in and smoothly touched the packages that had been exchanged by Radar and Officer Han one after another, then put in a loaf of bread, and turned around and got out of the cloak.

Liu Ruoying saw that Silly Gen was covered by a cloak and couldn't see, so he shouted, "Silly Gen, where are you?"

After speaking, he grabbed the camel-colored cloak and pulled it open, saw Silly Gen and then pounced on Silly Gen and opened the schoolbag that Silly Gen was carrying, wanting to see if the 60,000 yuan was still there. When I opened it, I saw that it was a loaf of bread, and I looked desperate. Liu Ruoying grabbed Silly Gen's sleeve and pulled him to the seat. Grabbing Silly Root's shoulders, turning his head, he said to him

"Tell you not to move, why do you have to move?"

"How can you ignore it if it's on fire" Silly Gen got rid of the pull and looked at Liu Ruoying.

"What are you going to do while you burn?"

"What should you do with the whole car burning?" Silly Gen looked at Liu Ruoying with a stubborn argument.

"Master, is this the fool you want to see?"

"That's right, it's this idiot. I wish there were as many such fools as possible in the world, but unfortunately even I don't deserve to be called such fools. I think he's the real protagonist of this movie. All the thieves were for the 60,000 yuan in his pocket. Silly Gen thinks everyone is very enthusiastic about him. There is no defense against people at all, this "lamb" to be slaughtered makes Wang Bo, Wang Li and the criminal gang headed by Hu Li fight with each other, and when they fight to the death, Silly Gen still sits stupidly in the car and looks at the scenery outside the window. He only thought that the wolves he met on the grassland didn't hurt him, not to mention that the cart was full of such "friendly" people?" Radar looked at the two arguing and quietly communicated with Xiaoyu in his heart.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. Sister Li, stupid root, this is sacrificing the small self to take care of the big self, and it is doing good deeds, this spirit of sacrificing oneself for others should be praised. You see, I didn't just go, too. ”

"Shut up," Liu Ruoying turned her head and looked at the radar with an angry face, and said, "Is he comparable to you?" You are a soldier, you have trained, what has he practiced?"

"Hmph, stupid root, what are you fighting with Sister Li, Sister Li is also for your good, I'm afraid you will hurt" Radar played a round.

"If you don't care, what should you do if you burn the whole car, is it important to burn me, or is it important to burn the whole car?"

"Uh-huh, well, oops, no, my stomach hurts suddenly, I'll go to the toilet" Radar quickly excused himself.