Chapter 22: Talk about life
"Uh...... This one...... Of course I was interested. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wang Hao saw that Lin Yiyi still had no intention of going home, and it was really boring to sit alone, so he planned to tease this "talented girl who has never met in a thousand years" and have fun.
The bewitching woman saw that the means were basically done, so she looked at Wang Hao with a straight look, and said with a smile: "Little handsome guy, I am a perfect combination of a talented woman and a beautiful woman, I don't have to talk about "life" with others for free, I have to pay for it!"
Hearing this, Wang Hao showed a little interest and asked, "Oh, what is the charging method?"
Seeing Wang Hao asking for the price, the enchanting woman relied on her previous experience to take it for granted that there must be a drama this time, so she immediately responded with a smile: "That talk about life, five hundred yuan an hour, three thousand yuan for a long conversation all night, and you can also choose to pay a monthly contract to promote a long talk." Seeing that you are very handsome, I will give you half price, and it is enough to charge you 30,000 yuan!"
Hearing this price, Wang Hao felt that black lines began to appear on his forehead again, just such a broken flower and willow, the fungus was as black as ink, and he really dared to open his mouth!
After a moment's pause, Wang Hao stretched out a finger and shook it in front of the bewitching woman.
The bewitching woman asked tentatively, "A thousand?"
Wang Hao smiled and didn't say anything, just shook his fingers.
The bewitching woman had a disgusted expression on her face and said, "It won't be a hundred, right?"
Wang Hao took a sip of wine and smiled indifferently: "One piece!"
After speaking, he added faintly: "New Year!"
After listening to Wang Hao's words, the bewitching woman's face immediately turned cold, and she scolded angrily: "Cao, you dare to play the old lady?"
Wang Hao smiled disappreciatively and said, "No, no, no, in my eyes, you are only worth this price!"
"Grass, you wait, old lady, I will make you regret it!" After speaking, the bewitching woman brushed her sleeves away angrily.
After about five minutes, the bewitching woman led a sturdy woman with a gold necklace as thick as a dog chain around her neck, and walked over with arrogant figure-eight steps.
The bewitching woman pointed at Wang Hao and said to the fierce man: "Brother Pao, it's this kid who is teasing me!"
The sturdy man glanced at Wang Hao with sideways eyes and asked, "Is that you kid, the woman who teased my mountain artillery?"
Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders, denied it, and said, "I didn't tease her, I just looked at her twice!"
Before Wang Hao's words landed, the mountain cannon scolded: "Scolded the next door, my mountain cannon woman, can you watch it casually?"
After scolding, Shan Pao slowed down his tone again and said, "Brother, everyone on this street knows that my Shan Cannon is a reasonable person. In this way, as long as you take out 20,000 yuan, you can look at my woman's affairs, and forget it, how about it?"
After listening to the words of the mountain cannon, Wang Hao didn't answer, but just squeezed out a sneer from between his teeth.
"Hehe, hehe......"
The mountain cannon was furious in Wang Hao's heart, and immediately scolded: "Scolding the next door, what are you laughing at, don't give shame, just say 20,000 yuan, don't give it?"
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't have 20,000 yuan, but I can give 20,000 yuan, you are acting so hard, why do you have to get a boxed lunch, right?"
"Grass mud horse, if you don't give money, I'll kill you!"
The mountain cannon raised his throat and roared, then led the two minions and rushed forward with a fierce momentum.
Seeing this scene, a disdainful sneer appeared on the corner of Wang Hao's mouth, and he took a sip of wine as if nothing happened.
When the mountain cannon rushed up, he dodged sideways and easily dodged past.
Without waiting for the other party to react, he took a sip of wine and sprayed it all on the other party's face.
Shanshan Cannon was furious and was about to scold, but before he could speak, he received a heavy punch in the mouth.
"Poof!"
The mountain cannon's teeth shattered, and a mouthful of blood erupted into the air.
Wang Hao took a step forward, grabbed the wrist of the mountain cannon, smiled coldly, and asked, "Did you eat Xiang for dinner, and your mouth is so stinky?"
The mountain cannon knew that he was kicking the iron plate this time, and he himself was a master who bullied the soft and feared the hard, and relied on playing immortal jumps to intimidate outsiders and cheat some money to make a living.
"Brother, this matter is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. Everyone is a brother who came out to play, and if they don't fight, they don't know each other, and this matter is just settled. Another day, brother, I will set up wine in the Drunken Immortal Building and make amends for you, how about it?"
Wang Hao's eyes were cold for a while, and he asked, "Who are you calling brother?"
"Big brother, big brother ......" Seeing Wang Hao's ruthlessness, the mountain cannon was so frightened that cold sweat flowed down, and he quickly changed his words.
"Big brother, who is your big brother?" When he spoke, Wang Hao's fingers couldn't help but add a little strength.
The mountain cannon screamed in pain, and shouted urgently: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts, uncle, uncle, I was wrong, I have eyes and don't know Taishan, you just let me go as a fart, right?"
Wang Hao saw that the attitude of the mountain cannon was okay, so he let go of his hand.
Seeing that Wang Hao let go of his hand, the mountain cannon was relieved, and when he was about to escape, Wang Hao's voice exploded in his ears like thunder again.
"Stop, did I say let you go?"
The mountain cannon stopped stubbornly, he glared at the bewitching woman angrily from the corner of his eye, and pushed it out directly: "Big brother, no, it's uncle." If your old man likes it, this woman will take it back and play casually, she has a good life and professional ventriloquism!"
Wang Hao glanced at the bewitching woman with slanted eyes, smiled coldly, and asked, "Just now, didn't you keep saying that you want me to look good?"
"Smack!"
Before Wang Hao's words fell, the mountain cannon threw out a slap and slapped the bewitching woman's face fiercely, and scolded: "Scolding the next door, you are a who can stand it, don't you, dare to intimidate our uncle?"
At this time, the bewitching woman, where did she still have the demeanor of talking just now, she trembled with fright, and didn't dare to say another word, just covered her red and swollen face, and stood in place trembling.
Wang Hao was too lazy to worry about a woman, so he shifted his gaze to the mountain cannon and said, "Mountain cannon nephew, come, let's talk about compensation!"
Hearing Wang Hao's words, Shan Pao couldn't help but be stunned.
Who compensates whom?
Wang Hao casually threw out twenty yuan, threw it to the mountain cannon, and said, "This is your medical expenses!"
Seeing the money handed over by Wang Hao, Shan Pao was a little apprehensive and didn't dare to take it.
He didn't know what kind of medicine was being sold in Wang Hao's gourd? Moreover, the twenty yuan was not even enough for the hospital's registration fee.
"Uncle, this ......"
Without waiting for the mountain cannon to finish speaking, Wang Hao shouted angrily and asked, "Eldest nephew, Uncle Ben gave you money, do you dare not accept it?"
The mountain cannon was so frightened that he shuddered and hurriedly took the twenty yuan.
"Thank you, uncle, thank you, uncle......"
Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "Thank you, this is as it should be." Okay, now it's time to talk about the compensation you gave me!"