Hearing the movement that Lin Yiyi made inside, Wang Hao felt a cold sweat break out on his forehead. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I'll go, this little demon girl is too poisonous, isn't it?

Lin Yiyi opened the door of the bathroom and saw Wang Hao standing at the door.

"Hey, uncle, why are you here?"

Wang Hao glanced inside from the corner of his eye, and said, "Yiyi, you really know how to play!"

Lin Yiyi clapped her palms and replied proudly: "Of course, don't look at who I am Lin Yiyi, the universe is super invincible and pure beautiful girl." I didn't save the galaxy in my previous life, so I wanted to soak me, but it was purely a shell Lang playing lanterns and looking for death!"

"Okay, uncle, I won't tell you, I'll continue to dance K songs, I had a really good time today!"

Looking at Lin Yiyi's bouncing figure, Wang Hao couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead.

At this moment, a woman's voice came from the side: "Little handsome guy, is it alone?"

Wang Hao looked for prestige and saw a bewitching woman with heavy makeup. The figure and career line can be scored nine points, but the face that is made up to have a fight with the white-faced old student in Peking Opera is really not complimentary, at most it is three or four points, and this is still on the premise of not removing makeup. If you take off your makeup, you will probably make the child cry.

At this moment, the waiter walked over slowly with two glasses of Dreamland.

"Sir, the wine you want, please use it slowly!"

Before Wang Hao could answer, the bewitching woman turned against the guest, took a cup casually, and drank it.

"Little handsome guy, how do you know that I like to drink the dream paradise here the most, could it be that this is the legendary "wearing colorful phoenix wings, and having a good heart"?"

Hearing her words, Wang Hao almost choked and coughed several times in a row.

The bewitching woman threw her winks and said with a smile: "Little handsome guy, are you too charming, are you too excited?"

"Ahem, ahem...... I admit I'm handsome, could you please remove the "small" word from the front?"

"Handsome guy, in fact, they are very young, and they are not yet adults!" When speaking, the bewitching woman deliberately put on a shy look.

When Wang Hao saw her face, he had to be twenty-five miles away, and even told himself that she was not yet an adult?

When the enchanting woman saw Wang Hao's shocked expression, she deliberately snorted again: "Really, people are still seventeen years old this year!"

Wang Hao couldn't resist a little, so he quickly waved his hand and said, "Okay, good, good, you are a seventeen-year-old flower girl, and your whole family is a seventeen-year-old flower girl!"

Seeing that Wang Hao was not hooked, the bewitching woman rolled her eyes back and forth, and continued to say with a smile: "Handsome guy, don't look at me often haunting this kind of place, but I am a serious girl who "comes out of the mud but is not stained, and the ripples are not demonic", and her temperament is very unusual!"

Wang Hao was stunned when he heard this, and with a somewhat ridiculous tone, he asked casually: "Oh, then why are you not ordinary law, let's hear it?"

The enchanting woman smiled as if she was "holding the pipa and half-covering her face", and said: "Not only am I proficient in Chinese, Japanese, Korean, English and other eight Chinese languages, if that eight-nation alliance army invades our Chinese Empire again, I can use the eight Chinese dialect, like Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, tongue war group Confucianism, and scold them all back to their Western hometown." ”

When she said this, the bewitching woman suddenly sighed very resentfully.

Wang Hao was stunned for a while, and asked with some doubts: "You said it well, why are you sighing?"

The enchanting woman looked like she had never met a talent, and said, "Little handsome guy, you don't know." I am sighing that I was born at the wrong time, if I lived in ancient times, even if I couldn't be Wu Zetian, the emperor of women like the Empress Dowager Cixi, she would definitely be a strange woman like Hua Mulan and Mu Guiying. ”

Hearing this, Wang Hao was completely speechless, and black lines appeared on his forehead.

There are strange things every year, and there are especially many of them this year!

The bewitching woman ignored Wang Hao's petrified expression, and continued to spit and narrate: "In addition, I am still a peerless talented woman who has "never been seen before and no one has come after". Not only proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also full of books, whether it is a subset of history or foreign literature, all of them are involved. ”

"On average, I am still a bosom friend every year, and I publish 500 articles in the Reader Magazine. He has a deep and unique perspective on all subjects such as sociology, economics, literature, history and philosophy. ”

When she said this, the bewitching woman deliberately paused again, picked up her orchid finger, and said faintly: "Little handsome guy, I guess you won't believe it if you say it." Just last month, professors from Tsinghua University and Peking University invited me to attend a lecture, but I thought their grades were too low, so I politely declined. ”

"If you want a peerless talented woman like me to give a speech, you have to Harvard, Cambridge, no matter how bad it is, it has to be Hong Kong University, and going to Tsinghua University and Peking University is purely a price drop!"

After listening to the words of this bewitching woman, Wang Hao was stunned, and it was estimated that he could swallow the wine glass directly into his stomach with his mouth open. This kind of fierce combat effectiveness can be said to give full play to the "shameless and shameless spirit".

It is estimated that even after Sister Feng heard it, she had to bow down, hug her thighs, and shout three times Master.

Seeing Wang Hao's shocked expression, the enchanting woman hid her face and smiled, and said, "Little handsome guy, how is it, are you shocked by a talent like me that has not been encountered in a thousand years." ”

Wang Hao nodded a little sneeringly, quickly poured a glass of wine into his stomach to calm down, and responded: "It's a little shocked!"

"Hee-hee, hee-hee, like me, count five hundred years forward, and then count five hundred years in the future, talented women and beauties who have not met for a thousand years, little handsome guys, long nights, are you interested in talking to me about life? Moreover, I am proficient in all kinds of musical instruments, blowing, playing and singing, and I am especially good at blowing the flute!" The bewitching woman threw a wink at Wang Hao again, and asked with a smile.

After speaking, she pretended to be elegant and sang a poem: "Twenty-four bridges on a bright moonlit night, and Lan Hua." Where does the jade teach blowing. Poor night. ”

As she spoke, the tongue in her mouth swirled back and forth, as if she was licking ...... Ice cream, and the old popsicle kind, is fantastic.

The bewitching woman licked her tongue back and forth a few times, and when she saw that Wang Hao hadn't taken the bait, she smiled again, stretched out her white long legs, and said faintly: "The flower path has never been swept by guests, and the door of the shed is now open for you!"

Wang Hao looked at the situation and couldn't help but widen his eyes:, vacuum!

The enchanting woman winked at Wang Hao and said softly: "Little handsome guy, I am a talented woman who has never met for a thousand years, are you interested in talking about life with others, like Adam and Eve, in God's Garden of Eden, tasting the forbidden fruit and exploring the mystery of the origin of mankind?"