Chapter 1 Charlotte is not a joke
How many and infinite are the divisions of the world!
How narrow and limited our horizons are!
He who sees the infinite with the finite can not attain the perfect reason!
Late at night, the young man sat in front of the computer staring intently at the computer screen, where there was a post he wrote. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
'Is the world I'm in real or fake?I've been confused!Guys, what should I do??!!'
After a while, there was a reply to the post, and the young man looked at it with great interest, so angry that he almost broke the mouse.
'Bang Zun!'
'The landlord is SB, and the appraisal is complete!'
'Wife, come and see the neuropathy!'
‘23333’
"Nima, it's all some unreliable stuff! At the critical moment, you still have to rely on Uncle Ben himself! First of all, where did you go, you bastard-"
……
"Lu Sien, Lu Si En......"
Ah! I'm annoyed, I'm not Lu Sien! Let me know! My name is Charlotte in this life, and I was just an otaku in my previous life, no matter which one of them, I won't be called Lu Sien, which sounds like a low-sounding name!
Lu Sien...... Wake up, do you look at my beautiful outfit?"
Who's going to be Lu Sien, now Uncle Ben is the second in line to the Klayderman family! He has land, a house, money, people, and more importantly, a sister!
Such a life of eating and waiting for death, calling for wind and rain, even if I haven't seen the traverser Goldfinger until now, but with my noble bloodline and incomprehensible IQ...... Uncle Ben is also satisfied!
"Really, open my eyes!"
Hmm, okay...... Since you have begged Uncle Ben so much, then Uncle Ben will give you a face......
Thinking like this, Charlotte reluctantly opened her eyes, of course, not because the other party begged him so many times for such a lofty reason. Instead, it's a cute girl who wakes him up! And the sound is so loud! It's the kind of cute sound that can make people's ears pregnant just by listening to it, and it seems to scratch the depths of people's hearts!
In the hazy vision, a woman about 170 cm tall was standing next to the bed. Looking up from below, the woman's bare feet are wrapped in matte black silk over-the-knee stockings, which set off the graceful and slender legs like works of art.
She wore a dress made of white gauze, with gold trim on the skirt, the girdle dress highlighted the slenderness of the woman's waist, and the lace embroidery on the chest made her moderate roundness look cute and seductive......
Ahh
Wait, wait, wait, have such a figure, but it's a double ponytail Lori's appearance, what kind of trouble is it! Is this the legendary childlike giant X? Do your mother know that you foul like this?
"What, what a childish ****! You perverted !! who doesn't even let go of your own sister."
Ahh......h Help! The beautiful feet wrapped in black silk kicked up!
Bang dang -
The hotel in the small town of Santos is as lively as ever!
When Charlotte covered her nose and walked down the crunching wooden staircase with her head up, on the small round table in the corner of the bar on the first floor, the blond-haired double-ponytailed loli was puffing out her bun face, complaining about something to a teenager.
Unlike in her dreams, she was dressed in a bright rococo-style hunting outfit embroidered with lace at the cuffs, and her red pony boots were swaying at the bottom of her feet. When she noticed Charlotte approaching, she snorted and shook aside her childish face.
The young man at the same table with him smiled helplessly, he was wearing a black swordsman's suit, and on his chest, the golden ribbon replaced the button, and five large and small crosses buckled the suit. The same all-black pants and leather boots under the outfit look simple but luxurious. To be honest, it's a bit out of place in this modest town.
The young man kept his long black hair neat, and although he didn't want to admit it, he did have a handsome appearance that made people happy, and his eyes were warm and moving. Charlotte could even hear two early maids whispering in the corner, and occasionally the teenager's eyes would look over there, and they would let out a suppressed exclamation, and then boldly release hormonal messages to the teenager.
This made Charlotte feel annoyed when she saw it! Obviously they are twins, why is Evan so popular with girls as an older brother! It's just a few minutes before me, and he's just a 12-year-old kid! What a stinky fart!
He didn't reflect on himself, although he had the same handsome appearance, Charlotte's short black hair was messy, and she stubbornly rushed into the sky like a weed that refused to admit defeat. In addition, he covered his nose and looked up to the sky, there were traces of unknown red liquid on his hands, and in the corners of his eyes, the yellow scum from last night had not been cleaned up. That honor, no matter how good the genes are, can't compare to Ai Wen, who is like a noble son.
"Yo, that's good. Get up early in the morning to flirt with my sister, this invisible pretending skill has already reached MAX!"
And the most important thing is that his lazy tone that makes people angry when he hears it, and his mouth cannon skills that can make people's minds explode in three sentences. Compared with the gentle and elegant Ai Wenyi, a person with a normal three-view will vote for Ai Wen's precious recommendation.
"Flirting sister or something, Charlotte, you're saying something that people don't understand again......"
Evan shook his head again and smiled bitterly, please forgive me for always describing this noble son with this expression. After all, in his 12 years of life, he couldn't remember how many times he had been helpless by his strange brother. In other words, there has always been such a rumor in the ancient and glorious Clayderman family, and the reason why Ai Wen can become this personable noble son today is due to the training skills of the second young master Charlotte.
"Hmph—"
The double ponytail Lori who felt ignored seemed to want to express her presence.,Shake her head again with an astonishing ample.,Let out an unhappy snort.。 She is Evan and Charlotte's sister Vivien Leigh, 10 years old this year, although she is young, she already has the body of the country.
Charlotte smirked as she looked at the little Clayderman family, her hands outstretched, her index finger and thumb pinching her pink cheeks and pulling them to the sides. Then, like a very evil person, let out a 'wahahaha' laugh, and inflict inhumane capital punishment on this cute Lori.
"Open Fan, hurry up (let me go)-"
Vivien Leigh's cheeks were pinched red, and tears gradually appeared in her pupils as blue as the sky, and she asked her eldest brother Evan for help with a pitiful expression like a fawn.
"Bad, almost! Charlotte, what do you want to do to Vivien Leigh, let her go—"
Evan grabbed Charlotte's fingers in a panic, but he didn't dare to use it for fear of hurting Vivien Leigh, and his always gentle gentlemanly demeanor was gone. Fei Wenli was toyed with by her two brothers like toys, her blue pupils gradually turned into mosquito-shaped circles, and her little mouth also made a mysterious cry of '......woo oo
By the way, Evan is an out-and-out sister! Regarding this, Charlotte can use her life experience in her past and present lives combined to be almost forty years old!
Bang dang -
A bowl of vegetable sandwiches was slammed on the table, and Charlotte, who was playing (playing) with her sister, turned back to see a teenager with short pale blue hair looking at the three of them with a blank face. The boy was about the same age as Charlotte, with a slender and slender build, and he looked at the three siblings with green eyes with a hint of disgust, and seemed very unfriendly to them.
Charlotte was so amused by this that the corners of his mouth curled slightly, as if he had discovered a new game. The latter was tearfully rubbing his pink cheeks, which had been pinched red by Charlotte.
"Hi buddy. Have you eaten explosives? Or is the eldest aunt coming? Do you want me to help you take a look, it's not that I'm boasting, Uncle Ben claims to be a pair of barefoot feet who walk all over the world, and people give him the nickname Barefoot Xiaolangzhong, specializing in all kinds of disobedience!"
Of course, he has the capital to be arrogant, and the Clayderman family has ruled this vast land for thousands of years, allowing time to change and empires to rise and fall. In the main material realm called Steeu, he is a pure-blood nobleman known as the Millennial Family, and the de jure and de facto ruler of the Duchy of Erosa.
However, this blue-haired teenager naturally didn't know the three siblings of Weifu (Qiaojia). He looked at Charlotte with a puzzled look on his face, completely unintelligible as to what he was talking about.
This made Charlotte a little discouraged, he felt that he had such a sharp complaint, but no one appreciated it, the feeling of being lonely as snow, standing at the peak of his life and looking at the mountains was infinitely desolate, I have to say that this is his regret that he is ranked second in another world.
As for what the first one is, of course it's Goldfinger, Goldfinger! From the first time he opened his eyes and saw the little monster with skin like Bon lying beside him, he went all out to find his goldfinger. System? No. Exercises? No. It's okay to write the wheel eye, the reincarnation eye, and the white eye no matter how bad it is! But sorry, none of these!
finally awakened the bloodline power of the family, making him think that he had finally awakened the golden finger. Looking back, Nima, not to mention Aven, even Vivien Leigh, who was only 6 years old at the time, had awakened her magic energy and bloodline power, and the protagonist was so wasted, could Steeu still be able to play this game?
"Sorry, guest, I don't know what you're talking about. ”
There was no inhibited tone, and the emotion was pale as if it came out of the mouth of a lich. No, the lich is also more emotional than him, and the bad guys also belong to the evil camp, with their own aura of fear, and this young man with pale blue hair is like a robot at all!
"Ah, it's okay, please don't care about my brother's nonsense. By the way, I heard that there will be a shadow puppet show in Santos Town recently, where can I see it?"
Ai Wen straightened his clothes and returned to the appearance of that noble son. At the same time, he also pointed to his head in a wicked way to indicate to the boy that there was something wrong with Charlotte's sanity.
The pale blue boy nodded abruptly, and muttered a low "I see". Charlotte sat down with a bewildered expression, and it looked like she hadn't recovered from Aven's rarely seen gestures.
When Vivien Leigh saw the interaction between the three of them, a smile bloomed on her flushed cheeks, and tears still glistened in the corners of her eyes, but she covered her mouth and snickered happily like a hamster. Then, it was quickly suppressed by Charlotte's brutal drill top attack.
"Hmmm......mm Let go of me, damn Charlotte!!"
Seeing Fei Wenli's lovely appearance, the pale blue boy's pale face had a rare hint of ruddy. He looked back in a panic, as if to avoid falling into the trap of Vivien Leigh's cuteness.
"Guest, that's the right question. I know everything about the town of Santos, and I know exactly where there is a secret passage to the outside of the city. But ......"
He quickly reverted to his usual expressionless posture, and at the same time, rubbed his fingers with that calm and paralyzed expression.
The obscene action that did not match his expression was so calmly done by him, and the sense of inversion made the three brothers and sisters stunned and opened their mouths wide for a while.
"Its click, its card ......"
In Charlotte's funny entertainer-like voiceover, Evan stiffly took out a silver coin from his arms and handed it to the young man, who put it in his mouth and bit it with a blank face, and then pointed to the door.
"Turn left 300 meters after going out and you'll see what you want to see in the town square. ”
Three, three hundred meters!
Charlotte, who pushed open the door, looked at the brother and sister with a confused expression, and he patted Evan on the shoulder.
"No, Aiwen, you have been completely defeated, the profiteer has been traitorous to such a calm degree, this invisible pretending style, you can still learn enough-"