Before dawn, two golden rays pierced the sky and fell from the clouds into the banks of the Huangpu River.

Seeing the shadowy high-rise buildings and colorful neon lights, Sun Wukong and Monk Sha looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes. I've always heard that the mortal world has changed dramatically, but I never thought it would become what it is now. And the lights on the road, one will be red, one will be yellow, and the other will be green, could it be that some monster is hiding in the lampshade?

The square box running on the road, what is that? Hey, the butt will also breathe smoke, is it a new toy for the red boy?

Between the dense buildings, the streets and alleys stretch continuously. From time to time, the walls on both sides of the street emit a flash of light, making it look like a youkai suddenly appearing. The monkey was an anxious man, annoyed by the shiny light, and grabbed the golden hoop stick and wanted to smash it. Monk Sha's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the monkey's arm and said, "Senior brother, you can't beat it." I've heard people say that it's surveillance, and if you hit him, mortals will definitely check it, so that our identities will be revealed. ”

Sun Wukong was startled and said, "Take a trip from here, and you can take a picture of us?"

Monk Sha said: "I don't know, junior brother, my face is black, as long as you don't laugh out your teeth, you shouldn't be able to shoot me." ”

Sun Wukong was speechless, looked down at the jeans on his body, spread his hands, and walked forward quickly. Anyway, now he is wearing mortal clothes, as long as he does not leak his true body, no one can imagine that he is fighting to defeat the Buddha.

After walking down the street for half an hour, I came to the door of a dilapidated community. A stall was set up in the breakfast shop, and the occasional pedestrian came over for breakfast. Monk Sha has lived in the world for a long time and knows that what is sold here is steamed buns and fritters. Sun Monkey's mouth was awkward, and when he smelled these smells, he sneezed, and as soon as he hit two, everyone's eyes immediately turned around.

"What's the matter with that person, does he have a cold?"

"Look at him like that, not like the people in our community, is he from outside?"

"That's it, report it quickly, what if you take a virus?"

Sun Wukong's ears were sharp, and when he heard this, he was immediately furious, and he was about to grin and scare them, when he suddenly saw a thin middle-aged man walking over and waving his hand at him. The man was really stumbling, hunched and lame, with a pockmarked face, and looked extremely ugly. Sun Wukong is profound, and he can see at a glance that this is the master's primordial spirit. The middle-aged man walked up to Sun Wukong, looked up and down for two minutes, and then said with a dissatisfied face: "You monkey head, how can you let the teacher wait for you in the lower realm for two hundred years?"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Master, you have become a Buddha, and the master must know about the disappearance." He's not in a hurry, and it's useless for me to be in a hurry. ”

Tang Seng snorted, and greeted Sha Seng again: "Wujing, you are here too." ”

Sha Seng saluted respectfully and said, "Master, you have suffered, and the apprentice has been living in the quicksand river, and I don't know that you have suffered in the mortal world, it is really a sin." ”

Before Tang Seng could speak, the diners who were eating shouted loudly: "Yo, Lao Wang, this is your relative? Where did you come from, have you reported it to the neighborhood committee? Pay attention, don't come from abroad, I said, it's best to get a nucleic acid test, everyone can rest assured." ”

Tang Seng responded with a smile and walked towards the community with two apprentices. Monk Sha didn't understand, and asked with a frown, "Master, what did you just say?"

Tang Seng said: "Shanghainese." ”

Monk Sha was impressed, the master is really a master, it is amazing. Walking into the corridor, Tang Seng said proudly: "It's not just Shanghainese, the master has been in the world for several years, and he has also learned foreign languages." Wukong, back then, we went to the west to learn from the scriptures, and we traveled all the way to 14 years. Did you know that if you are stuck now, you can just book a ticket and do it in one day? ”

Sun Wukong was suddenly full of black lines. For a day, he still showed off on his lips, and Lao Sun's somersault was 108,000 miles back then, and it was only a blink of an eye. Am I so capable, am I proud?

Walking up to the third floor, Tang Seng took out the key and opened the door, and a cardamom girl came out and shouted with a sweet smile: "Dad." Then he greeted Sun Monkey and Monk Sha and said, "Hello two uncles." Sun Wukong grinned and whispered, "Wujing, do you know this girl?"

Monk Sha shook his head and said, "I've never been to Shanghai, so I don't know each other. ”

Sun Wukong said: "This is the reincarnation of the king of the Xiliang Female Kingdom. ”

Monk Sha was dumbfounded, looked at it for a while, and muttered: "That master, master......"

Tang Seng retreated from the girl, took the two apprentices to sit down in the living room, and said: "Apprentice, don't think too much, for the teacher, abide by the rules, and never break the vows." It's just that this time after a catastrophe, we must investigate one of the barriers. Moreover, this female benefactor is very wise, and she is the key person in solving the tribulation of the Four Realms, so she can't miss the slightest. Therefore, he gave up his body for the sake of his teacher and was willing to return to the mortal world to wait for him. ”

Monk Sha asked stupidly, "Ah, no, master, I heard that you were captured by monsters. ”

Tang Seng blushed and said embarrassedly: "Wujing, that's acting, you don't have to dig deeper." ”

Monk Sha is so foolish, but Sun Wukong is a clever ghost. The primordial spirit is in the mortal world, and the physical body is elsewhere, which is a great hidden danger for the master's cultivation. Hiding in the mortal dust for two hundred years, the master did not go to heaven to ask for help, which shows that the strength of the demons of the Great Golden Peng King is too strong, and the gods and Buddhas in the sky dare not provoke it.

Tang Seng also knew that his big apprentice was not easy to fool, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Apprentice, once you came to the mortal world, what do you think of the customs here?"

Monk Sha said bitterly: "Don't mention it, mortals can really make trouble, even more powerful than senior brothers." Master, you don't know, my quicksand river can't live now. The farmer's house was opened, the river sand was dug and the river sand was dug up, and someone went to fry the fish every once in a while, and once my hair was blown into curly hair. ”

Tang Seng's face was full of shock: "Stupid apprentice, why didn't you call the police?"

Speaking of this, the sand monk is even more sad. "I did, master, but they asked me for my ID. I didn't, they almost wanted to get me out. ”

Tang Seng took out a card from his pocket, showed it to Sha Seng in reverse, and said, "Apprentice, if you do this, you can go all over the world without fear of checking." ”

Seeing that the master was getting more and more unreliable, Sun Wukong was in a hurry, and quickly interjected: "Master, master, let's get down to business first." The monster who took you away from Lingshan back then, is it the King of the Golden Peng?

Tang Seng squinted and said: "Wukong, you are also a cultural person, how can you ask this uneducated question." As a teacher, he became a Buddha in the flesh, and naturally he also had mana attached. The original spirit is out of the body, and the physical body can still travel the four seas and cross the heavens. ”

Sun Wukong shook his lips, I haven't seen him for two hundred years, how did this master become full of trains. If you really have the ability you always say, will you still hide in the mortal world pitifully? Tang Seng also seemed to realize that he had been struck by lightning, and immediately changed his words, and continued: "But now that the catastrophe is approaching, it's time to get back to the body of the teacher." Wukong, King Dajinpeng is the relative of the Buddha, and he should not be easily offended. If it can be resolved peacefully, and the body of the teacher can be taken back, for the sake of the face of the saint who is also in the spiritual mountain, let them go. ”

Before Sun Wukong could speak, Monk Sha hurriedly said, "Master, what about me?"

Tang Seng said: "Wujing, you are honest and loyal, it is better to stay by the teacher's side and protect my daughter who is like a flower and jade." By the way, you have a dark face and look too rough, so it's better to be a handsome boy. ”

"Master, appearance is the skin ......"

"It's comfortable for the teacher to see. ”

The monkey grabbed the monkey hair on his cheek and shouted, "Master, the apprentice still doesn't know where the demon is, how can he find your body?"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together, recited a Buddha name with a deep face, and said slowly: "Poor monk...... I don't know. ”

Sun Wukong resisted the impulse in his heart, so he didn't touch the golden hoop stick to give him a stick. Thinking about this old master's life in the mortal world, he didn't even dare to upload a message to the sky, so he didn't have the same knowledge as him. Thinking of the Riyou God he met in the quicksand river, Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he immediately recited a spell to detain the local land lord, and said with a smile: "The old man of the land, do you still recognize my old grandson?"

The land lord turned around on the ground a few times before he looked up and saw Sun Wukong, and hurriedly laughed and said, "Ouch, it's the great sage grandfather." Grandpa Great Sage, what are you calling the little gods?"

Sun Wukong said: "Old man of the land, let me ask you, how long has my master lived in this mortal world, and have any monsters come to snoop?"

Lord Di said: "Great Sage Grandpa, the status of the little god is low, and he usually doesn't dare to show up, so he really didn't notice that Elder Tang was practicing here. As for the monsters, the Great Sage has been away from the world for a long time, and he may not know that the current mortals are technologically advanced and advanced, and if they see anything strange, they will be beaten down and studied. To tell you the truth, last year, the little god met a monster, it was Qiu Yan's cultivation essence, eight feet long, and high mana. But it took less than a stick of incense to fall into this world, Great Sage, guess what's going on next?"

Sun Wukong pouted and said: "Go, don't sell it to Lao Sun, if you have something to say, say it quickly." ”

Lord Di smiled and said, "Great Sage, that monster was beaten down with a slingshot, taken home and cooked into his stomach." The officials in the human world didn't know that it was a monster, said it was a wild protected animal, and were ready to ask that mortal for sin. ”

Sun Wukong and Monk Sha looked at each other, how could a monster with high mana be shot down by a mortal's slingshot, this is too incredible. The land lord seemed to understand the doubts of the two, and said: "The two gods, no matter how high their kung fu is these years, they are also afraid of kitchen knives. The slingshot of a mortal has been grazed with medicine, and no one can stand it. ”

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "In this case, my old grandson knows." By the way, where did the autumn goose spirit fly from, and have there been any other monsters passing through here in recent years?"

The land lord said: "The autumn geese are flying in the sky, and the little priest is the land, and he really doesn't know." However, when I smelled the demonic wind, it seemed to come from Chongming Island, which was hundreds of miles away. ”