Chapter 2 Sun Dasheng descends to earth
Sun Wukong is a Lingming stone monkey, through change, knowing the sky, knowing the place, moving stars and changing buckets. When the master disappeared, he knew the cause and effect, so he sat firmly in Huaguo Mountain and was indifferent. In the first two hundred years, the master was a calamity, and he had to go through this calamity before he could return to the immortal world. But recently, the master was really taken away by the monster as Bajie said. And this monster is still an old acquaintance.,I had a fight with this buddy on the way to learn the scriptures.,Later, it was so troublesome that it was peaceful before sitting down.。
This monster is called the King of the Golden Peng, and before he was consecrated as a god, he was hatched by heaven and earth with the Peacock King Bodhisattva, and his mana is boundless. Then the Peacock Ming King Bodhisattva swallowed the golden body by mistake, and after getting out, because of the reincarnation from her body, it was named the Buddha's mother King Kong. In terms of generation, the King of the Golden Peng is still the uncle of Rulai.
Don't talk about the old hatred and old grudges on the way to learn the scriptures, you Dapeng bird, after thousands of years, still want to eat my master, is it true that a few of our senior brothers are muddy? But Sun Monkey can't understand why he has been pretending to be deaf and dumb this time, and turning a blind eye to what the King of the Great Golden Peng has done?
The master has not passed away, but the original god has fallen to the mortal world, and he is following the king of the daughter country. The former king is now a thirteen-year-old girl, and the master did not renew his relationship with her, but took advantage of others and became a stepfather. As for not being a father, the reason is very simple, the master can't break the color ring.
Bajie is commendable for his loyalty, but in Lingshan, his every move is easy to be detected, so he must be stable for the time being. The little white dragon Ao Lie is coiled on the psychic pillar, and he can't be easily summoned. After all, the only way to go to the quicksand river to find Senior Brother Sha is the best partner.
Turning over the somersault cloud, I came to the eight-hundred-mile quicksand river in the blink of an eye. Avoiding the crowd and falling into the clouds, Sun Wukong was suddenly taken aback. It turned out that protective fences had been installed on both sides of the Liusha River, and countless new courtyards had been built. The wilderness rivers that were inaccessible in my memory are now full of people and traffic, and there are festive lights everywhere. Sun Wukong looked at it for a moment, turned into an eighteen or nineteen-year-old boy, wearing a pair of tight jeans, and walked towards the crowd.
Since his birth in heaven and earth, Sun Wukong has worn a turf skirt, a tiger skin skirt, and coarse silk. But jeans in the world, this is really the first time to try. The street was crowded with people, Sun Wukong was squeezed around, listening to the sound of selling snacks and specialties in various local dialects, Sun Wukong entered the Grand View Garden like Grandma Liu, and felt novelty when he saw everything. There are countless restaurants on the street, and some of them have several plaster statues standing at the door, all of which are in the appearance of the master and his brothers. However, the plaster statue is nondescript, Tang Seng is white and pure, Sun Wukong has a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, Zhu Bajie has a big beer belly, and Sha Monk has an unlucky face. Only the horse that the little white dragon turned into is still the same, because all the horses in the world are the same.
Sun Wukong frowned and muttered: "Foolish, foolish, the master has learned 108,000 miles from the west, and the sun is the same as the Yaksha, how can it be so white." ”
Someone next to him immediately said: "Oh, you know a fart, Mr. Chi is white and clean." ”
Sun Wukong didn't know who Teacher Chi was, and said: "My old grandson's appearance is not right, small is small, how can the face be so sharp." ”
The man said again: "You kid haven't watched "Journey to the West", the sixth elementary teacher is like this." ”
Sun Wukong suddenly felt a burst of grass and mud horses running over in his heart. But this is the mortal world, and you can't reveal your identity casually, so you have to move forward. After walking a short distance, there was a grass platform in front, and several people wearing masks of four masters and apprentices were performing hard. Coincidentally, it was actually the scene of the Xiliang Women's Country, but unfortunately the king of the daughter country on the stage did not match the virtuous and virtuous people in his memory at all, and he was dressed revealingly and flauntingly. Tang Seng is also extremely frivolous, the queen's sister is full of waiting for me, my brother will marry you when he comes back from the scriptures, etc. Sun Wukong couldn't hold back, he didn't get angry, jumped onto the stage violently, and shouted angrily: "Duh, you group of clowns who jump off the beam, ruin our reputation here, and then dare to say anything, be careful to eat Lao Sun's stick!"
The king of the daughter country twisted his waist and walked over, and said with a smile: "Yo, little brother, which stick to eat?"
The audience burst into laughter, and a few drunken men shouted, "The little kid hasn't grown up, sister, I want to eat my brother." ”
Sun Wukong was furious, and just wanted to lift the grass platform, a black-faced man jumped up and grabbed his arm and said, "Young master, young master, don't make trouble here, let's go home, the car is waiting at the intersection." ”
Sun Wukong had sharp eyes and knew that this was the local god of Riyou, so he followed him off the stage. After taking a few steps, the stage babbled and sang again. The god of the sun traveled to the corner of the street with Sun Wukong, looked at no one around, and said in a low voice: "Great Sage, why did you come to the mortal world?"
The god of the day is a god of heaven and is not under the control of the Buddha realm, so the title is still the name of Sun Wukong in the heavenly realm. Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he pretended to be angry and said: "My old grandson has heard in Huaguo Mountain that someone has ruined my reputation in the Nether, so the Nether came to investigate." Hey, you hairy god, you wander the world, don't you know about this?"
Riyou God smiled awkwardly: "Great Sage, Great Sage, don't be angry, listen to the little god." ”
"Say it quickly, don't dwell on it. ”
Riyou God said: "Great Sage, you live far away in the mountains, and you may not know that the world is no longer the same. Today's mortals can travel thousands of miles a day by plane and 800 miles by boat at night. Up to the nine heavens of the cold moon, down to the bottom of the four seas, it is not much better than our gods. ”
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and asked, "What is that?"
The god of the day you didn't understand, and said hesitantly: "That's it...... It's a tin box with two wings...... Four butts will smoke and then fly. By the way, the Great Sage, now mortals can artificially rain, a cannon barrel is hit into the sky, and the rain is falling heavily, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas complains to the Jade Emperor every day, saying that their errands are no longer able to be done. ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense with me, let me ask you, have you seen my Senior Brother Sha recently?"
Riyou God grinned and said, "Great Sage, you go along the quicksand river, walk to Fengqi Mountain, and you will find the general of the rolling shutter." ”
Sun Wukong nodded, and as soon as he changed, he arrived at Fengqi Mountain.
Fengqi Mountain is extremely desolate, and a simple shed has been built halfway up the mountainside, and a sand monk with a black face is sitting at the door of the shed. Seeing Sun Wukong appear out of thin air, Sha Wujing was stunned and shouted: "Senior brother, why are you here, is there something wrong with the master?"
Sun Wukong is very helpless, the master has been arrested for two hundred years, and you only remember it now, the brain circuit is too long.
"That's right, this unlucky master has been on the same page with monsters all his life. Sun Wukong sat down and said angrily. When Sha Wujing heard this, he turned around and left, went back to the shed and came out with the demon scepter and said, "Let's go, senior brother, let's go and save the master." ”
Sun Wukong sighed helplessly, thousands of years have passed, Senior Brother Sha still goes out without thinking, he doesn't even ask who the monster is, he opens his mouth to save the master, he is really loyal. "Wait, let's rest. Senior Brother Sha, you are also a golden-bodied Arhat, why don't you stay in the dojo, what are you doing halfway up the mountain?"
Monk Sha scratched his head and said, "Senior brother, did you come down from the mountain?"
"yes. ”
"Then Senior Brother, didn't you see that houses have been built on both sides of the Quicksand River?"
Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and he said, "See, I still wonder, this is not your dojo, how can it be a mortal's house." ”
Monk Sha said: "Alas, senior brother, you don't know, those people started a farmhouse, and I can't be at peace every day. I had no choice but to move to the mountains. A few years ago, he built a dojo on the top of the mountain, but it was demolished, saying that it was an illegal building, and he had to be fined and imprisoned. If I hadn't gone away, it would have been a real trouble. ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "You are an immortal, and you are still made like this by mortals?"
Monk Sha said with a cautious face: "Senior brother, don't take it lightly. You don't know, the current mortals are amazing, the last time I went down to the earth, I was blown up with fireworks and my face bloomed. And in my quicksand river, there are people going to mine sand every day. cast spells to punish them, for fear of violating the rules of heaven, no matter what they don't ask, they can't stand the noise. By the way, senior brother, why did you go down to earth, did Huaguo Mountain also be humbled by mortals?"
Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "Who dares to come to me, Lao Sun will let him reincarnate as a man with a stick." ”
Monk Sha's eyes are all little stars, and the senior brother is the senior brother, and he is still majestic after so many years. But the master was captured by the monsters, why wasn't the senior brother in a hurry at all? Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask, Sun Wukong suddenly asked: "Senior Brother Sha, you used to be a general of the rolling shutter, are you familiar with clairvoyance and shunfeng?"
Monk Sha said embarrassedly: "When we meet, we don't know each other. ”
Sun Wukong said: "Don't tight, don't tight." Senior Brother Sha, you ask him for a favor and see where the mounts of the two Bodhisattvas Manjushri and Fuxian are now. ”
Monk Sha nodded, and the original spirit went out of his body to the sky. After a short time, the Yuan Shen returned to his place, Sha Wujing stood up with a shocked face, and said loudly: "Senior brother, something is wrong." ”
Sun Wukong seemed to have expected it, and said, "The green lion and the white elephant are in the lower realm again, right?"
Monk Sha said: "Yes, senior brother, you are really clever. ”
The Monkey King was speechless, and could only be full of black lines. Now it is clear that the leader is the King of the Golden Peng, and the followers are the green lion and the white elephant. Whether it was Lion Camel Ridge or not this time, Sun Wukong didn't know, but their owners pretended to be deaf and dumb, which fully proved that this matter was not simple.
"Senior Brother Sha, let's go, knock down your shed, and let's go to the Shanghai Stock Exchange in the world. ”
"What are you doing there?"
"The master is there. ”
"Senior brother, the master was caught by a monster and taken to Shanghai?"
Sun Wukong said angrily: "No, the master was reincarnated in the mortal world and became a father." ”