Chapter 13: Immortal Battle Chengguan

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The three of them are immortals, and they have eaten all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, but it is the first time to eat hot pot in the world. Sun Monkey is anxious, grinning with hot teeth when eating, and frequently complains that it is really troublesome to eat this thing, it is better to get some fruit is simple and convenient. Nezha is also a troublesome master, and he echoes it while eating. Only Monk Sha made a fortune in a muffled voice, and he didn't say a word from beginning to end, and there were ten empty dishes in front of him, all of which were his masterpieces.

In the end, even Tang Seng couldn't stand it, and knocked on Monk Sha's plate with chopsticks and said, "Hey, Wujing, you save a little, you want to go bankrupt as a teacher." ”

Monk Sha sneered and said, "Master, it's the first time for an apprentice to encounter such a delicious meal, so he ate a little more without paying attention." ”

Tang Seng snorted angrily, and suddenly muttered: "What's the matter, this boss lady didn't come to greet this year?"

As soon as the words fell, a plump and beautiful half-aged pushed the door and walked in, and when she came in, she smiled with peach blossoms on her face, and said, "Yo, Brother Wang, I haven't come to enjoy the light for a long time." I also brought three friends here today, why don't you say hello in advance, and my little sister can arrange for good wine and food to come up?"

Tang Seng also smiled with a greasy face, and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's all your own family, just eat a little bit." ”

The proprietress said a few words with her, and sent a few vegetarian dishes, and then went downstairs with her big butt twisted. Tang Seng watched intently as the figure of the proprietress disappeared at the corner of the stairs, and his eyes returned to the dinner table. When he came back this time, he was immediately dumbfounded, because the few vegetarian dishes that had just come up were eaten by Monk Sha again.

"Wujing, are you a starving ghost reincarnated? These dishes, I'm going to pack them and take them home. Tang Seng chattered.

Monk Sha grinned and did not say a word.

Tang Seng took out his mobile phone and went to the front desk to settle the bill by himself, but after half an hour, he still didn't see Tang Seng come upstairs. Sun Wukong frowned and said, "Master, that thing checks out, it's not just a tick, why did you go for so long?"

Monk Sha smiled: "Maybe the master is pestering people to deliver food again." ”

Nezha likes to join in the fun, jumped up from the chair with his ass, and said, "You guys sit, I'll go down and have a look." ”

Nezha went down, and after a few minutes, he didn't come back. Sun Wukong was in a hurry and took Yanran and Monk Sha downstairs together. As soon as I arrived at the lobby on the first floor, I knew what was going on. The poor master was thrown to the ground, with a cut on his forehead and blood all over his face. The proprietress had her clothes torn, revealing a piece of green underwear. Nezha's kid was squatting on the stairs and watching the play.

The troublemakers were a group of people in dark blue uniforms, all of them five big and three thick, and they were vicious. Listening to others, these people are called chengguan. The reason for the incident is very simple, the guys in the store are killing fish outside the door, and the chengguan will be fined 500 regardless of 3721 when he sees it. The proprietress went out to say good things, but the chengguan said that the hygiene was not up to standard, and the plaque on the door of the store did not meet the norms, and the fine rose to 5,000 yuan in an instant. The diners who ate scolded the chengguan Hulai, and the chengguan became angry and began to move their hands, which was called "normal law enforcement". Tang Seng thought that he had a good face, and walked in front of the urban management team members with his mobile phone and read the normative provisions. Before he could finish reading the two sentences, he was knocked down with a stick.

As for why Nezha didn't do it, but watched the play there, it was because he was waiting for Tang Seng to make a move. Tang Seng is a Buddha, a high-ranking monk with boundless power, how could he be beaten on the ground by a few city managers? The reason why he was so humiliated must have ulterior motives, but he could not ruin his plan.

Sun Wukong couldn't cry or laugh, jumped in the middle of the crowd, and bared his teeth angrily: "Which one hits my master, get out." ”

Nezha also jumped in and said, "Which one beat me Elder Tang, no, which one beat the boss lady, get out." ”

The tall chengguan looked at a child of 1.3 meters and 1.5 meters in front of them, and immediately became happy, saying that this child of whom's family, if he doesn't take it back, he will be sent directly to the police station in a while. Sun Wukong raised his hand and punched, right between the man's legs, he screamed in pain, and his body curled up on the ground, like a ripe lobster. Nezha painted a scoop with a gourd, and also knocked down a city manager. The rest of the chengguan rushed up, but they were stopped by the sand monk like the black tower. Monk Sha's real strength is a few points worse than that of Sun Wukong and Nezha, but he is burly and dark-skinned, and he looks very difficult to mess with.

Tang Seng was full of grievances, and scolded at the back of the chengguan: "Wang Balamb, you were not beaten by a poor monk, why did you lie down and be hit?"

Sun Wukong pulled a monkey hair and turned into a fly and flew out, following the team of the chengguan. Monk Sha helped Tang Seng up, crying like a tearful person, and wanted to take Tang Seng to the hospital quickly. The proprietress of the hot pot restaurant tidied up her clothes, and said to Tang Seng with teary eyes: "Brother Wang, thank you so much today, if you want to eat hot pot in the future, just come here as your own shop." ”

Nezha saw that the eldest sister had tears on her face, with a smile in her eyes, and clearly regarded Tang Seng as her husband, so she hurriedly blocked between the two and said, "I know the boss, we will definitely come over to eat another day." ”

The proprietress returned to the cashier, took a few red, green and green bills, and ignored Tang Seng's excuse and stuffed the money into his hand. Tang Seng was polite for a long time, and then went out with the money. When I walked out of the store, the blood stains and wounds on my face disappeared in an instant, and I was undamaged again.

Nezha suddenly realized and said in a low voice: "Oh, I know, Elder Tang, you are a bitter trick, deliberately cheating money to spend." ”

Tang Seng smiled bitterly and said, "Third prince, what do you mean by this?"

Nezha said: "Those mortals, you pinched them to death with one finger, how could they be beaten like that?" So I said, Elder Tang, you are touching porcelain." ”

Tang Seng was dumbfounded and speechless. A few people walked back to their residences, and they were stunned for a while, and Tang Seng had no choice but to explain honestly: "Apprentice, third prince, my mana is indeed still there, but I can only perceive the information of the Immortal Buddha Heavenly Realm, and I can't manipulate mana to fight the enemy." I want to be free to do it unless I get my body back. ”

Nezha asked bluntly: "Then where is your body, why don't you find it back?"

Tang Seng replied again: "I don't know." ”

At the same time, the flies transformed by monkey hair have found the foothold of those chengguan. Surprisingly, they did not return to the unit, but gathered at the City God Temple not far away. After a while, a puff of white smoke floated from the ground, and a short and fat old man came out, and said with a straight face: "You few wastes who have not achieved enough to succeed and more than to lose, I asked you to keep an eye on Tang Sanzang, why did you want to do it without permission? If it weren't for the loss of all his mana, would you still be able to come back alive?"

Several city managers cowered and said, "Old immortal, we ...... We're just testing to see if he has the power to do it. ”

"Curiosity kills cats, don't be tempted. The old man said coldly. "By the way, did that little girl follow today, who is protecting her? Sun Monkey, or Nezha?"

"No, I don't. At first, Monk Sha followed, but then Monk Sha didn't care about her and came to fight with us. ”

The old man squinted his eyes and said, "It doesn't make sense, since that little girl is so important, why don't you deliberately protect it?"