Chapter 12: Eating hot pot
Tang Seng sighed and said, "Sure enough, the poor monk's speculation came true. If nothing else, within three or five days, the Netherworld Mansion will also follow in the footsteps of the Heavenly Court. After more than a month, the Buddha realm was in chaos, and the pattern of the four realms completely entered a state of strife. ”
Nezha looked at his sloppy appearance, and thought he was an ordinary mortal, but when he heard this, his eyes suddenly widened, and he said in surprise: "You...... Are you Elder Tang?"
Tang Seng smiled and said, "Third prince, don't come unharmed." ”
Nezha was shocked, the Tang Seng in his memory had the image of a high-ranking monk, his face was full of humble and shy expressions, and the person in front of him had a scruffy beard and a lewd smile, which was really unbelievable.
Seeing Nezha's surprised look, Tang Seng smiled again: "Third prince, people can't be good-looking, I'm ugly, but I'm gentle." ”
Nezha became an immortal as a young man, and he had never experienced the love between men and women, and he had no resistance to such words, so when he heard this, his stomach immediately shrank, and he lowered his head and retched. Sun Wukong also frowned, but in just a few days, he had become accustomed to the shamelessness of his master, so he held back.
Only Sha Seng, a brainless fan, said with a smile on his face: "What the master said is really reasonable." ”
Nezha retched for two minutes, finally came to his senses, raised his hand and said, "Stop, stop." Elder Tang, just now you said that the Netherworld Mansion is also going to be in turmoil?"
Tang Seng nodded and said, "Not bad." The catastrophe of the Four Realms, how can the Netherworld be spared. ”
Nezha hurriedly said: "Then don't you notify the Ten Palaces of the King of Yama? The underworld is in turmoil, the unjust souls are coming out, and the world is not chaotic?"
Sun Wukong said angrily: "This is a fixed number, if you intervene horizontally, it will only make the situation worse." ”
Nezha was speechless, so he had to find a chair and sit down and sulk. The heavenly court is in chaos, the underworld is also in chaos, and the Buddha realm is also in chaos, and the world is no longer playing.
Tang Seng didn't speak, and the air suddenly quieted down. After a while, Tang Seng's daughter Yanran suddenly said: "Dad, why don't we go eat hot pot, this brother must not have eaten, I heard his stomach rumbling just now." ”
Nezha looked down at his stomach, and sure enough, he was grunting in protest. Tang Seng suddenly realized, reached out and took his mobile phone, and said: "Yes, the sky and the earth are big, and the meal is the biggest." The third prince, the first time you go down to earth, the poor monk invites you to eat hot pot. However, everyone is a Taoist person, so I am afraid that I can only eat vegetarian. ”
Sun Wukong, Sha Monk and Nezha stared at each other, not knowing what hot pot was at all. Since Elder Tang was the east, he didn't eat for nothing, so he wiped his face with water, and the three of them rushed downstairs.
After walking for ten minutes, I came to a snack street. The air is filled with all kinds of aromas, and the stalls are full of flavored snacks from all over the world, which looks dazzling and varied. Tang Seng took his daughter and apprentice through the barbecue stall, went into the alley, walked for a few minutes, and came to the front of a shop called "Hongmei Hot Pot".
"This is delicious, I often bring Yanran here. Tang Seng said with a smile.
Yanran pouted and said, "Dad, the proprietress in the store is more beautiful, right?"
Tang Seng blushed and said, "Don't talk nonsense, the ancients said that beauty is delicious, and eating here is not a double benefit." Take a walk, although let go of the stomach to eat, the poor monk treats you. ”
I went upstairs and asked for a private room and ordered a pair of mandarin duck pots. Everyone is vegetarian, and the bottom of the pot asks for mushroom soup, and the dishes ordered are also vegetarian dishes such as mushrooms, green vegetables, bean skin, and daylily. The three mortal immortals followed behind Yan Ran and came back with a mixture.