Chapter 1: The master has been captured by the monster again
It is said that Pangu broke Hongmeng, which is to distinguish the two turbidity qi, and all the spirits in the world can take the work of creation and change the numerology. Since Jiang Ziya sealed the gods, the four worlds of heaven, earth, man and ghost are in order. Under the seat of the Buddha, the golden cicada takes the scriptures and spreads them to the east, and the righteousness and good thoughts are spread to all directions. Since then, the four realms have fulfilled their responsibilities and have been in peace with each other, delaying for thousands of years to this day.
One day in the sky, one year underground. In the first gate of Lingshan in the Western Heaven Elysium, the pig Wuneng Daxian, who was given the title of the messenger of the Pure Altar by the Buddha, is feasting. It has been thousands of years since I became an immortal and a Buddha, and the essence of foodie has not changed, in fact, the eight precepts are also bitter in my heart, because the Buddha said back then: "Because your mouth is strong and lazy, your stomach is wide." Covering the four continents of the world, there are many people who worship our religion, and all Buddhist things are taught to purify the altar."
This means very simply, clean the altar, clean the altar, you have to give me clean food to complete the task, if you can't finish eating, you will have to go around. The offerings of all races must be eaten by the Buddha grandfather first, and only after eating can he get the Bajie to go to the pure altar, so this work is done, and the Bajie heart has long been unhappy.
It's just serving other people's bowls and serving other people's management, and now the four brothers are on their own side, even if they have magical powers, they can't easily see each other. For example, the monkey Sun Wukong, who was plagued, obviously turned over to Lingshan with one heel, but people have to cultivate themselves in the Huaguo Mountain Dojo. You said that you belong to a monkey, can you sit still with that ass, and you are not afraid of sitting out of hemorrhoids. As for the golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing, he did not leave a good spiritual mountain, so he had to go back to the quicksand river in the world, saying that he had committed murder there, and now that he had become a positive result, he must give those souls to the other side. I said brother, you are an Arhat, can you be a little sincere, your reincarnated Tang Seng has eaten nine times, and thousands of mortals have been eaten by you, can you come over?
And the little white dragon, oh no, now it's called the Eight Heavenly Dragons Guangli Bodhisattva. The dignified prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, now coils on the psychic pillar of Lingshan every day, and is a mascot like a rooster announcing the dawn, is it interesting? The psychic pillar is away from our first mountain gate, and it is only a blink of an eye to drive the clouds, this guy is stunned that he has never come to visit himself, and he is too unwilling to take the Pure Altar Messenger Bodhisattva as a cadre.
Master Tang Sanzang is a Buddha, a Buddha of Tan merit, and the dojo is very close to Grandpa Buddha. However, the status is different, and it is not easy to meet, and Bajie looks stupid, and his heart is not ambiguous. He had already heard the rumors that the Buddha had disappeared two hundred years ago. The twenty Buddhas, eighteen Bodhisattvas, and eighteen Arhats of Lingshan searched all over the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, but they didn't find it. The Buddha can't find it, and the Bajie has no tricks, and leaving his post without permission is a taboo in Buddhism, and if he doesn't do it, he will be cleaned up as a private person, so Bajie can only talk nonsense in his heart, secretly speculating whether the master suddenly figured it out and went to the king of the Xiliang Women's Country to continue the frontier.
Men and women love, human nature, who said that the immortal Buddha is sacred, there is no mortal heart. Bajie is also an immortal Buddha now, and he often thinks about Fairy Chang'e in his heart, if he hadn't suffered a big loss before, he would have become a frequent visitor in front of the Guanghan Palace. Thinking of Fairy Chang'e, Bajie sighed silently: Master, master, you are also old and confused, when you were a mortal, you were bent on learning scriptures, and now you have been an immortal for thousands of years, why do you have to find that pink skeleton.
No, no. The king of the Xiliang Nu Kingdom is a mortal, how can he have such a long life. According to this time, I am afraid that I have been reincarnated thirty times. Bajie's eyes rolled, and he immediately got up and walked to the mountain gate, went to the messenger outside the door, and said that he wanted to help the Wheel King of the underworld with something, and asked him to open the spirit mirror to meet.
The messenger bowed in response. A moment later, the old black face of the Wheel King appeared in front of Bajie.
"Bodhisattva, the little god is polite. The Wheel King greeted in a respectful tone. Although everyone is a god, the gap between ghosts and gods and immortals is still relatively large.
Bajie smiled and said, "The Holy King is exempt." What's that, Lao Zhuan, you are in charge of reincarnation humanity, help me find out where the master's old friend is now reincarnated. ”
The Wheel King suddenly had a black line. You're getting old, and your whole family is getting old. Your master is a golden cicada, a character who has taken the true scriptures and cultivated to the right fruit, where did he come from.
Seeing the ignorant expression on the wheel king's face, Bajie explained solemnly: "Then who is the king of the Xiliang Women's Country when he learned from the scriptures, my master is infatuated with her." ”
"Oh, she's it. The Wheel King suddenly realized. He opened the book of past lives and glanced at it, and said, "Bodhisattva, this person's life is relatively good, and he has been reincarnated for many lifetimes, and he has a good death." Now in the 21st century, she was reincarnated in Shanghai, the leading city of China, and is only 13 years old. ”
Bajie's eyes lit up. At the age of thirteen, cardamom is in his prime, no wonder the master has moved his heart. But that's not right, the master has been missing for two hundred years, has he been circling around this girl? The Wheel King raised his eyebrows and glanced at Bajie, and said, "Bodhisattva, do you have any other commands? If not, the little god will retire." ”
Bajie rolled his eyes and whispered: "Lao Zhuan, you secretly check to see if my master has followed the female benefactor to earth." We haven't seen each other for hundreds of years, so I miss it. ”
The Wheel King was puzzled: "This ...... The Heavenly Secret cannot be revealed, this matter is very important, and the Masters of the Four Realms are all ......"
Bajie waved his hand to interrupt the prevarication of the Wheel King, and said, "Don't talk about that, who believes them, those bad old men are very bad." Okay, you can help me check it, it's a big deal that I will take you chic when I go down to earth. You don't know, the flowers and plants in the world are much more beautiful than your underworld. ”
The king of the wheel is another black line. Lao Tzu is a ghost god, a god in the underworld, and he will not break into a catastrophe when he goes to the world. However, where did Tang Sanzang go, he was also very curious in his heart, since Bajie said so, it would not hurt to take the opportunity to check it. Tang Sanzang is a Buddha immortal, so naturally he will not be reincarnated, but the underworld is in charge of the afterlife, so he can naturally get a glimpse of it. Open the Secret Treasure Xuantian Calendar Tribulation Mirror, and the Wheel King is transferred to the Buddha Realm Pass. In the field of vision, Tang Sanzang's immortal aura was clear, and the fragrance lingered. It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and a black mist rose from the door of the Buddha Hall, rolling Tang Sanzang's body and flying towards the southeast. Everywhere the black fog went, all kinds of immortals were defeated and retreated, cultivating as shallow beginner disciples, and even fell on the spot.
The black mist flew out of the spiritual mountain and fell towards the world. In the blink of an eye, there was no trace. The Wheel King trembled and withdrew the Xuantian Calendar Tribulation Mirror, and reluctantly smiled at Bajie: "I'm really sorry, the little god's mana is low, and I really can't find out the whereabouts of the Zhantan Merit Buddha." ”
Bajie pursed his lips, sample, still fooling me, with your acting level of tricks, I have already seen it. Needless to say, the master suffered, but the monster's mana was too strong, and no one dared to find out if he went up to the Lingshan Buddha Realm and down to the Netherworld. Grandpa Buddha is not omnipotent, his old man sometimes likes to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and the old pig has proposed dozens of job adjustments, but he never buys it. Alas, the officials crushed people to death at several levels.
It's useless to slander, the master still has to save it. Bidding farewell to the Wheel King, Bajie anxiously contacted his senior brother Sun Wukong. The difficulties and obstacles on the way to learn from the scriptures were all solved by Brother Monkey, and now there is nothing to say, so I still look for this old customer.
The psychic mirror opened, and the plagued monkey was not sitting on the throne. After looking for a long time, I found that this guy had not changed his monkey nature, and he fell asleep on a peach tree again. Needless to say, there are a bunch of peach pits on the ground, and I don't know what the peaches in the mortal world taste like, after all, I have been an immortal for many years, and I don't even want to see the fairy peaches in the peach orchard.
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, wake up. Bajie shouted hysterically.
Sun Wukong squinted his eyes and looked at it, and fell asleep again. Bajie continued to shout for half a pillar of incense, and Sun Wukong suddenly responded: "Yo, who is my Tao, it turns out to be Bajie." Second junior brother, I haven't seen you for many years, you have been blessed again, it seems that the food in Lingshan is really good. ”
Bajie said: "Ouch, Brother Monkey, don't joke with me. What's that, 100,000 are in a hurry, quickly call Senior Brother Shangsha and Little Bailong, let's go and save the master together. ”
"Save the master, what's wrong with the master?"
"The master was captured by the monster again. ”
Sun Wukong laughed and almost burst into tears. "The master is now a Buddha, and his mana is boundless, which monster eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dares to catch the master. Besides, Lingshan is a holy place in the Buddha realm, with Grandpa Buddha in charge, who dares to brush the tiger's whiskers. ”
Bajie was so anxious that he jumped to his feet: "Brother Monkey, this is what I saw with my own eyes, the master was taken away by being swept up in the black fog." If you don't believe it, you ask the Wheel King of the Underworld, this old boy will definitely not dare to fool you. ”
Sun Wukong's expression was extremely calm, and he let out a tepid "oh", and there was no more follow-up.
"Brother Monkey, a teacher for one day and a father for life, we can't see death without saving. ”
"Oh. ”
"Brother Monkey, you have forgotten that the road to the west is far away, let's share weal and woe......"
"Oh. ”
"Brother Monkey, you are a hero who is not afraid of heaven and earth, the master was captured by monsters, you don't dare to show your face, if this spreads, your reputation will be ruined. ”
Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks and smiled: "Yes, Bajie, if you have progressed, you know how to use the radical method." However, Grandpa Buddha is not afraid of losing face, I am a wild monkey, what is there to fear? Master often said that reputation is something outside the body......"
Bajie knew that the senior brother was playing sloppy, and this plagued monkey must know the inside story that some old pigs didn't know, so he refused to respond. Hey, poor master, people go to tea and cool, and now the most powerful apprentices are not willing to help you, and the old pig has no choice, so he can only recite a few more volumes of great compassion mantra for you, hoping that you will be eaten by monsters and turned into spring mud to protect flowers.
Seeing Bajie's disappointed face disappear from the psychic mirror, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and took out the wishful golden hoop stick, and muttered: "The monkey is not powerful, it is really the old Sun is a sick cat." On the way to learn the scriptures, the people who were killed were all native-born monsters, and those with backgrounds were all protected by the immortals and Buddhas from all walks of life. Lao Sun used to give enough face, but now it's not easy for anyone to come, so I have to teach you a lesson. ”