The cross talk drama continues.

Xu Qian blinked and looked at Pei Yuanqing: "Is this appropriate?"

The audience laughed:

"Haha, dumbfounded. ”

"Do you think you're smart?"

"You're going to laugh at me!"

"It's so funny. ”

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Pei Yuanqing shook his head and said, "Hey, this is called New Year's Friendship!"

Xu Gan's throat rolled, and he asked suspiciously, "What are you trying to do?"

Pei Yuanqing kicked Xu Gan's legs, Xu Gan's legs knelt on the ground, and he couldn't struggle even if he struggled desperately, because Pei Yuanqing was pressing him hard.

Pei Yuanqing said: "I don't want to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, I just want to die on the same day, the same month, the same year, if you don't learn, I will die!"

All........

"Died on the same day, same month, same year。。。。。 ”

"This old man can. ”

"He's dragging Xu Qian to die together. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Pei Yuanqing also knelt down at this time, he directly pressed Xu Gan's head and knocked down, shouting: "The sky is above!"

Xu Qian shouted, "I'll learn!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"You still dare to drag it like that???"

"It's so funny. ”

"Didn't you look like you would rather die than obey before? ”

。。。。。。。。。。

Pei Yuanqing didn't seem to hear it, he didn't care about it, he pressed Xu Gan's head and kowtowed to the ground again: "The loess is below!"

Xu Qian shouted hoarsely: "I learn! I learn! You let go of your hands!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Xu Qian was reluctant to learn just now, and he came up with a "strange trick", but now he doesn't want to learn?

"Accept it!"

"The wicked need to be grinded by the wicked. ”

"You're really going to laugh at me!"

"It's really funny that people don't pay for their lives. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!!!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

Pei Yuanqing let go of his hand, and he said to Xu Qian: "Master, sit!"

The two then sat cross-legged on the ground facing each other.

Xu Qian asked stably: "Big brother, let me tell you, do you have to drag me to death today?"

Pei Yuanqing snapped his fingers and said, "Brother, you're right!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"This old man is so funny. ”

"I see you laughing at me!"

"I just like to see Xu Qian's depressed face. ”

"Sad Xu Qian!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

Everyone at the scene began to applaud, and the atmosphere was very warm.

Xu Qian asked, "When you die, do you have to find me to be a funeral?"

Pei Yuanqing said proudly: "Hey, I'm coming at you!"

Xu Qian said loudly: "If I don't die, you can't be buried naked?"

Pei Yuanqing immediately nodded: "It's this reason!"

Xu Qian stood up as he spoke, and he said provocatively to Pei Yuanqing: "Wait for me!"

Pei Yuanqing said very stiffly: "Come, I'll wait for you!"

Xu Qian threw the allegro in his hand towards Pei Yuanqing, and he said, "You wait!"

Pei Yuanqing was very angry, in his opinion, Xu Gan's behavior was simply a big rebellion: "This is a musical instrument, not a hidden weapon!"

The crowd laughed, and laughter came and went.

And Xu Qian had already run away at this time, turned around and came to Lin Xian'er's room, and Pei Yuanqing also walked back to his bedside.

Everyone was curious, what kind of trick did Xu Qian use to deal with Lin Xian'er?

Lin Xian'er was sitting on the bed, she was holding a small drumstick and bowing her head to study, her sitting posture was still so dignified.

Xu Qian walked directly in front of Lin Xian'er and shouted, "Come on, come on, come on!"

Xu Qian snatched the drumstick in Lin Xian'er's hand directly, which made Lin Xian'er very surprised: "Eh, eh?"

Xu Qian didn't care about Lin Xian'er, he picked up the drumstick and leaned forward, pursing his lips and smiling.

Lin Xian'er asked suspiciously, "Have you taken the medicine?"

"Eat. ”

Xu Qian was still in that posture.

Lin Xian'er carefully observed Xu Qian: "Did you eat it wrong?"

"What do you care, which part of the song?"

Xu Qian seemed to be in a hurry and said.

For him, early death is early and early life is overborn.

Lin Xian'er raised her voice and said, "Jingdong Big Drum!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Xu Qian began to sing: "How can the fiery red sun just come out of the mountain, and how can the morning glow cover half of the sky......"

All........

"Nima, that's too harsh. ”

"Who are you fooling?"

Xu Qian really wanted to make a bad move again. ”

"I knew that Xu Qian wouldn't be so peaceful, and sure enough. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Lin Xian'er also stroked her forehead with her hand, looking like she had a headache.

Xu Qian was still singing regardless of it: "Why are there two people on the highway......

Lin Xian'er finally couldn't help but sing: "How can you be an old man, how can you be a young man?"

Xu Qian pretended to be excited and said, "Hey, Master, you can also be pretty?"

Lin Xian'er gritted her teeth and looked at Xu Qian: "Do you like Allegro so much?"

This is the famous segment of Jingdong's drum "Sending Girls to College", Xu Qian added 'how can't 'and 'how' when singing, Lin Xian'er was very disgusted.

Xu Qian also felt a little embarrassed, and he touched his head embarrassedly.

Although everyone didn't know the secret, they could detect it through the expressions and demeanors of the two.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Xu Qianzhen is so funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for !!"

"It's so funny. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

Lin Xian'er stood up from the bed, but her calm face made Xu Qian feel terrible, he seemed to feel that there was a volcano about to erupt.

In order to make up for the mistakes he made, he hurriedly followed behind Lin Xian'er as if flattering, pinching her shoulders and beating her back, looking very intimate.

After being silent for a moment, Lin Xian'er said slowly: "Xu Qianna, I don't think it's suitable for the two of us to be masters and apprentices at all. ”

Xu Qian looked very happy, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw him like this:

"The villain has a will!"

"Sit back and wait for Xu Qian to be slapped in the face!"

"It's only three seconds!"

"Definitely going to be slapped in the face. ”

"I have a hunch that the probability of Xu Qian being slapped in the face will be 100 percent, not 1,000 percent. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

The audience is even somewhat familiar with this routine, and the two teachers were like this before.

But Xu Qian is Xu Qian, even if his routines are well known, the audience can't help but be curious to watch the next plot.

Xu Qianyan said insincerely: "I'm okay!"

Lin Xian'er said slowly: "Otherwise, right?"

Xu Qian said with some doubts: "En?"

Lin Xian'er suddenly turned to Xu Qian: "Let's get married, let's get married?"

Xu Qian stepped back in a daze, looking frightened.

It wasn't just him who was frightened, the audience was also frightened by this sudden change, and then they laughed, Xu Qian had a villain appearance before, and he was slapped in the face in an instant.

"Reversal, sure enough, there is a reversal!"

"I knew that Xu Qianshuai was only three seconds. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"Poor Xu Qian, poor child!"

"I knew that Xu Qian would miscalculate, and it was !!!! so."

"What this tells us is that we never know how things will turn out until the last minute."

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian looked confused now, and the audience laughed.

The audience is looking forward to the next plot development.

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Xu Qian said depressedly: "Is it appropriate?"

Lin Xian'er laughed: "It's so suitable!"

Lin Xian'er stretched out a finger and said with a smile on her face: "I have nothing else, just one advantage!"

Xu Qian said curiously, "What?"

Lin Xian'er smiled: "Kefu!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Kev。。。。。。。 ”

"Xu Qian is so talented, only he can write this line. ”

"Xu Gan's work has never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian took a few steps back in fright, and looked at Lin Xian'er in great horror.

"Haha!"

Everyone was even more relieved to see him like this:

"Let your villain get your will. ”

"Let you pretend!"

"Haha, I'm laughing to death!"

"Don't you dare to drag it now... ”

。。。。。。。。。

Lin Xian'er continued to smile and said, "I'll tell you how the first three were defeated, and the first one ......"

Xu Qian directly interrupted Lin Xian'er's words: "Master, I'll find someone you can do!"

Then he fled, and the figure looked as embarrassed as it was.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Retribution, this is all retribution!"

"Let's see if Xu Qian dares to drag it like this in the future. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Finally, there is someone who can cure Xu Qian. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian turned around and said, "Wait for me, Master!"

Xu Qian was caught by Chen Shuo as soon as he was about to run, and under Chen Shuo's momentum, he was defeated and retreated.

"Chen Shuo!"

"I went, and Chen Shuo appeared again. ”

"I thought he was just making soy sauce. ”

"Tears flowed down my face, and my heart was at ease when I saw Chen Shuo. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。

As the first generation of sketch kings on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, many people have special feelings for Chen Shuo, and they can enjoy a day just by looking at his bald head.

Chen Shuo held a fan and said to Xu Qian: "What's the matter with you, why don't you adjust the meter when I asked you to adjust it?"

"That。。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian found that he couldn't find any excuses.

Then he had an idea and said, "Dean?"

Chen Shuo was also stunned: "Huh?"

Xu Qian asked, "Dean, are you single?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

They had already guessed what Xu Qian was going to do.

Xu Qian said that he wanted to find someone who could carry Lin Xian'er Kefu, didn't he want to pit the dean into the water.

"Haha, Xu Qiantai is so bad. ”

"I knew that this Xu Qianyi had a bad stomach. ”

"You're going to laugh at me!"

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Xu Qiantai is so insidious. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

Master Feng, Dongfang Director and others were smiling slightly, and at the same time, their hearts moved.

Thinking back to the time when Chen Shuo founded the sketch and dominated the world, Lin Xian'er is known as the contemporary Meng Xiaodong, almost the white moonlight in the minds of a generation.

It is not true to say that Lin Xian'er's eyes are higher than the top, and it is not necessarily true to be lonely and self-appreciative, many people know that she likes the bald Chen Shuo who looks very artistic.

It's a pity that there is no fate.

"Can we continue the frontier now?"

"Will the two of them be able to tie the knot with this work? ”

For so many years, Lin Xian'er has always been a person.

And what about Chen Shuo? He said that he didn't like Lin Xian'er, but he hadn't seen him marry a wife and have children for so many years, was this really disliked?

"Maybe these two can really have a twilight love. ”

Master Feng thought to himself, if this really becomes a reality, it can really become a good story.

Chen Shuo nodded in astonishment: "Single." ”

Xu Qian's face suddenly turned happy, and he grabbed Chen Shuo's arm, looking like a good brother: "I'll find you a forgetful year, right?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's too bad, Xu Qian is too bad!"

"Forget Nianke, how can you not think of this line? ”

"Xu Qian's brain hole is too big, I have only heard of the New Year's Friend, but I have never heard of the New Year's Tree. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I like Xu Qian!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

Chen Shuo said shrewdly: "You don't come to this set!"

Chen Shuo directly debunked Xu Qian's trick and said, "Is it the old lady who sings the big drum?"

Xu Qian said stupidly: "How do you know?"

"How do I know?"

Chen Shuo suddenly felt a little sentimental: "I know her too well." ”

Xu Qian was stunned for a moment, because this was not a line.

He looked at Chen Shuo and found that he was also stunned.

Master Feng and the others were overjoyed: "You obscene bald head is revealing your true feelings now!"

"At the beginning, you said that you didn't like people, I think you have a hard mouth, this is called dislike?"

Chen Shuo deserves to be the king of sketches, he quickly reacted and sang with a fan: "My grandfather was ...... when he was young"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Everyone didn't notice that there was a problem with the cooperation between Chen Shuo and Xu Qian, but the line just now was also part of the performance.

Then Chen Shuo's face turned pale: "I've heard her sing the big drum!"

His performance is simply amazing, so many years of experience in performing dramas have long been integrated into his bone marrow, many people know that he is the king of sketches, but they definitely don't know his achievements in drama.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"This dean must have suffered this before!!!!

"Xu Qian is a scapegoat. ”

"The sad Xu Qian, mourn silently for Xu Qian. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Poof, forgive me, I can't hold it back. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian knelt down directly for Chen Shuo: "Dean!"

Xu Qian looked at Chen Shuo with blank eyes.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Don't you dare to drag it。。。。。。 ”

"Jiang is still old and spicy, you can't fool your dean. ”

"You're going to laugh at me!"

"It's so funny!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Chen Shuo hurriedly grabbed Xu Qian and said hurriedly: "Don't, don't, don't mind!"

Xu Qian said with a crying voice: "I really can't stand it! You can watch the courtyard for me for a day, I really can't serve these three! Dean, you just stare at it for a day, I really can't be this, dean, I beg you, dean!"

The appearance of crying and crying is really distressing, making the listener sad and the listener crying

However, everyone did not sympathize with Xu Qian, this guy was very insidious.

Although "Pear Garden" only makes people laugh intermittently, it is not as fascinating as the previous "Today's Happiness", which makes others admire Xu Gan's ability.

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