Many people want to know what happens next.

Xu Qian jumped up and ran into the dean.

"It's him!"

"I'll go, it's him!"

"Yes, it's him. ”

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This time, many people recognized the person, because the bald head was very eye-catching, isn't he Chen Shuo, the sketch king specializing in dramas.

"I went, Xu Qian actually invited him over. ”

"It's incredible. ”

"This is the reconciliation of the century!"

"He's here. ”

"Xu Qianniucha. ”

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Who doesn't know that Chen Shuo had a very unpleasant quarrel with the Spring Festival Gala back then, no matter who is the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala over the years, he is not invited, or he is not moved.

And now he was invited by Xu Qian.

"Nima, what else can't Xu Qian do?"

"I'll go, Xu Gan's face is too big. ”

"It's too perverted, Xu Qian is really too perverted, Xu Qian is an alien. ”

"Haha, I'm speechless. ”

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Director Dongfang, Master Feng and the others were also shocked, and they didn't think that Chen Shuo would come.

Chen Shuo is a legendary-level figure in their eyes, an old artist, and he is square and a little stubborn, otherwise he would not have fallen out with the Spring Festival Gala at the beginning, he can not care about anyone for the truth in his heart.

Li Mi only felt that her face was smacked.

In the past, all the people he wanted to invite were not like him, but now Xu Qian has asked for one, which is really embarrassing.

Xu Qian shook his arm and jumped happily: "Dean!"

Chen Shuo also jumped up as well: "Xu Qian!"

Xu Qian continued to jump: "Why are you going?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

Xu Qian was originally the king of the new generation of sketches, and Chen Shuo can be said to be the first generation of sketch kings, even if these two people stand there, they can make people feel funny, this is the charm of the two of them.

Chen Shuo knocked on Xu Gan's head with a fan: "I'm looking for you!"

His tone changed suddenly.

Xu Qian was surprised: "What are you looking for me?"

Chen Shuo pointed to the other side, where a huge calendar was hanging: "Why don't you adjust the watch?

Xu Qian pointed to the watch speechlessly and said, "Dean, let's adjust this broken watch every day!"

Then Xu Qian waved his finger and pointed at his three masters: "These three are not old fools!"

Chen Shuo angrily pointed at Xu Qian with a fan and said, "You will be confused when you say this! What if he is confused?"

Chen Shuo said with a big reason: "Another one, look at these three people, one is seventy-three, one is eighty-four, and what happened to the other one?"

Xu Qian said a little embarrassed: "Give ...... Sang to Yuan Shikai!"

All.......

"I've sung to Yuan Shikai, how old should I be?"

"It's an antique!"

"That's too old, isn't it? ”

This line must have been thought of by Xu Qian, and others couldn't think of it. ”

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Chen Shuo spread his hands and said, "How scary?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's still a familiar taste!"

"I like to see Chen Shuo's bald head. ”

"It's as funny as it was back then!!!"

"Awesome. ”

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Chen Shuo said earnestly: "Don't you know that our nursing home has rules?"

Xu Qian said suspiciously: "What rules?"

Chen Shuo replied: "You can't let the old man have a concept of time!"

Chen Shuo explained: "When the old man has the concept of time, he can calculate his age...... And he's figured out the age, and you think—how much mental pressure is that?"

Xu Qian crossed his waist and said, "Then you will give me mental pressure?"

"That's right!"

Chen Shuo pointed at Xu Qian and said, "I have to give it to you, do you know why?"

Xu Qian was pleasantly surprised: "I have the potential to be a dean?"

Chen Shuo said angrily: "You pull it down!"

Chen Shuo paused for a while and continued, "I can't find anyone else here at all!"

Xu Qian looked confused, and when he saw this scene, everyone laughed.

"I like to see Xu Qian's depressed appearance. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Haha, poor Xu Qian!"

Xu Qian was disgusted. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's so funny. ”

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In fact, there are not many laughs in this cross talk drama so far, but the audience is not impatient, they are very satisfied to see two generations of sketch kings on the same stage.

There are two recognized sketch kings, one is Chen Shuo, who founded the category of sketches, but unfortunately he later offended the Spring Festival Gala and has since sunk.

The second is Zhao Hot Pot, who has been in the Spring Festival Gala for nearly 20 years and is the most influential sketch king.

And now on the Internet, many people have named Xu Qian as the third sketch king, which is a compliment to him, although this title is only popular on the Internet, but many people have recognized that Xu Qian is the third generation of sketch king.

Who else in the younger generation is qualified to hold such a title?

The two sketch kings compete on the same stage, even if they don't say anything, it's a gimmicky thing.

And the cross talk drama "Pear Garden" or a sketch is not a particularly funny work, its role is to be vigilant and play with great feelings.

"Selling feelings" has now become a derogatory term, and many people unconsciously shake their heads when they see the word "feelings", because many people have associated "feelings" with making money, fooling the audience, and deliberately sensationalizing.

But "Pear Garden" is definitely not such a shallow work.

At this time, Tan Zhen suddenly stomped his feet, and said in an angry Peking Opera tone: "Hateful !!!"

Chen Shuo said to Xu Qian: "Look, understand, right?"

Xu Qian was still a little unwilling and said, "No, dean, look at this ......"

Chen Shuo ignored him, turned around and left: "You don't talk nonsense, you adjust the meter for me!"

After speaking, Chen Shuo stepped down.

This disappointed the audience a little.

After all, Chen Shuo is the first generation of sketch kings, he has brought laughter to a generation, and the audience knows that his time has passed, but they still want to look at him, even if he doesn't say a word, even if it's just looking at his shiny bald head!

Xu Qian scratched his head angrily, and then said to himself: "Okay, okay, okay!"

Anyone could see his frustration and impatience.

Xu Qian walked directly into Tan Zhen's room.

Xu Qian knelt directly on the ground when he entered the room, and Tan Zhen shouted "Wow, yes, yes", while holding a knife on Xu Gan's neck.

Tan Zhen asked, "Have you finished urinating?"

Xu Qian replied, "I'm done urinating." ”

Tan Zhen continued to shout: "Wow, yes, yes!"

After screaming twice, Tan Zhen saw that Xu Qian didn't react, so he reminded: "Wow?"

Xu Qiandao said, "There are many things", he stood up, but put on a posture of singing a big drum, and said in a soft voice: "Wow, yes, yes." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's intentional!"

"The absolute force is deliberate!"

"This is singing the Beijing rhyme drum!"

"Haven't you come back to your senses?"

"Xu Qian's absolute force is revenge!"

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Many people are speculating about Xu Gan's thoughts, and they feel that Xu Qian doesn't want to pay his three masters anymore.

A lot of people are looking forward to what's next.

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The cross talk drama continues.

Tan Zhen also saw that Xu Gan was wrong, and he directly handed the big knife to Xu Gan: "Take the knife and play it!"

Xu Qian took the knife very impatiently, obviously he was not happy to do it.

Tan Zhen said to Xu Qian: "Wrap your head and wrap your brain!"

Tan Zhen made a posture of wrapping his head and wrapping his head while speaking, and then stood up with a knife, and said to Xu Qian: "Come - change your face and make an appearance!"

Xu Qian still went his own way, and he took a bewitching pose with a knife.

The crowd laughed:

"It's so bewitching. ”

"Xu Qian is suitable for being a women's clothing boss. ”

"Xu Qian wants to be a woman in his bones. ”

"Xu Qian, Xu Qian, you are really feminine. ”

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Tan Zhen hurriedly stopped.

He pointed at Xu Qian and said, "Xu Qian!"

Xu Qian pretended not to hear: "Huh?"

Tan Zhen said angrily: "What I taught you is "Farewell My Concubine", not "Farewell My Concubine", not Overlord, Don't Jie." ”

He also made an equally bewitching pose, which was exactly the same as Xu Qian's.

The audience also laughed:

"This old man is very cute. ”

"There are two hits. ”

"This old man is very upright. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

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He continued to wave the knife in his hand and said, "Your knife is like an ancient sword, either the body of a big drum or a single-string gesture, who taught you?"

His tone changed, and he said to Xu Qian in a painful tone: "Xu Qian, you have to learn from me, if you don't learn, this thing will be lost。。。。。。。 ”

What he said about this is that people are related to each other.

Master Feng and the others seemed to have a feeling: "It's interesting!"

Then Tan Zhen looked very, very excited, but a little helpless: "If you don't want to learn, hey-"

He jumped up with a big knife: "If you don't learn, if you don't learn from me, I ......"

He found that he seemed to really have no way to take Xu Qian.

He put a knife on his neck and threatened: "If you don't learn, I'll die for you!"

He really had no choice but to take Xu Qian.

Xu Qian was unmoved: "Okay!"

"You have to die today, don't you?"

Tan Zhen nodded: "Yes!"

Xu Qian asked again: "Do you have to find an audience when you die?"

Tan Zhen thought about it carefully, and found that there was no flaw, so he nodded and said, "That's right!"

Xu Qian asked, "If I don't come back, you won't die, right?"

Tan Zhen said in a firm tone: "Especially right!"

Xu Qian nodded: "Come, take it!"

Xu Qian handed the knife in his hand to Tan Zhen: "Wait for me, wait for me to die?"

Tan Zhen directly put the knife on his neck and said resolutely: "I'll wait for death!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm waiting for death。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny. ”

"This old man is very cute. ”

"Xu Qian has a hand!"

"Awesome. ”

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After laughing, everyone felt a little sad and sad, and some people only felt a slight sour feeling in their hearts, and they couldn't laugh when they laughed and laughed.

Tan Zhen wanted people to learn his craft, but he was so old that he even resorted to suicide, but Xu Qian was still reluctant.

This also reminds everyone of the decline of traditional culture in recent years, modern times are the era of entertainment supremacy or entertainment to death, and no one is willing to spend more energy on traditional culture.

This can't be completely blamed on young people, after all, modern people are under great pressure, and the competitive pressure they face is too great, girlfriends, mortgages, jobs, all kinds of pressures follow one after another, under such pressure, people just want to relax quickly, they just want to watch popcorn movies, watch fragmentation, which is understandable.

This is the inevitability of the times.

With the advent of the new era, some things from the old era will inevitably be eliminated, which is very realistic and cruel.

But there are always some people who have their own perseverance, and Tan Zhen is obviously such a person.

Although people do not fully agree with his perseverance, they still admire his perseverance.

Then Xu Qian came to Pei Yuanqing's room again, and Pei Yuanqing looked happy: "What about coming?"

Xu Qian was overjoyed: "It's here." ”

Pei Yuanqing asked, "Have you finished peeing?"

Xu Qian replied, "I'm done urinating!"

Xu Qian took the allegro directly from Pei Yuanqing's hand: "Come on, come on!"

Pei Yuanqing was a little surprised, he hadn't thought that Xu Qian would be so active this time.

He said, "Come, come over the one just now, listen to my command!"

Pei Yuanqing slapped his hand and said, "One, two, three go." ”

Xu Qian's face drooped, and he hit quickly, like a storm.

Pei Yuanqing said angrily, "Fight hard, sing!"

Xu Qian immediately opened his mouth and said: "In an instant, only scrape, the stars are scattered, the pit is flattened, and the ice melts......

When Xu Qian first started singing, he was still in a round voice, but then the more he spoke, the more chaotic it became, and the audience couldn't understand what Xu Qian was saying at all.

Pei Yuanqing couldn't help it, and kicked Xu Qian directly: "What a fart!"

Xu Qian said unhappily: "Why are you beating me again?"

Pei Yuanqing asked, "What's the matter with you?"

He continued: "This is a Peking Opera thing, wow, you have to match a figure, so that you can show Zhang Fei and gain weight?"

Pei Yuanqing also followed the gesture, and quickly reacted: "What's the matter with Zhang Fei?

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"You didn't react until now?"

"This Xu Qian's absolute forcing is deliberate. ”

"Xu Qian is really stubborn!!!"

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Everyone has probably guessed Xu Gan's strategy, that is, to cooperate on the surface, but in fact, he is deliberately making trouble.

Xu Qian hesitated and said, "Master, I forgot the words. ”

"You can't add wow, you have to add our witty!"

Pei Yuanqing said.

Then Pei Yuanqing said: "Either let's do this, or let's do that." ”

Xu Qian continued: "Why don't we do anything?"

Pei Yuanqing said angrily: "Okay, you are poor with me!"

Saying that, Pei Yuanqing made a gesture of beating Xu Gan, which frightened him, he hurriedly knelt on the ground, hugged Pei Yuanqing's thigh, and said with a crying voice: "Master!"

All........

"Can you fake it any more?"

"It's so fake!"

"I can't bear to look at it. ”

"Xu Qian is suitable for such a role. ”

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Pei Yuanqing said angrily: "Get up!"

Pei Yuanqing suddenly sighed: "Alas, gentlemen, we don't have the fate of master and apprentice." ”

Xu Qian was crying bitterly at this time, and when he heard this, he returned to normal, and quickly got up with an 'oh' sound, as if the person who was crying bitterly just now was not him at all.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"That's amazing. ”

"This change of face is faster than turning a book. ”

"Xu Qian is too insidious. ”

"I knew that Xu Qian was pretending, but he didn't even leave a single tear. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!!!"

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Before Xu Qian could be happy, Pei Yuanqing held his hands and said to him, "Let's worship brothers!"

Xu Qian looked confused.

"Haha!"

The crowd was amused when they saw him.

"Dumbfounded!!!"

"I like to see Xu Qian's depressed appearance. ”

"I'm laughing to death!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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The audience was completely immersed in the performance of this cross talk drama.