The sketch continues:

"Mr. Yan, I have a project of 685.4 billion yuan next year. ”

All of them........

"Pretending to be a criminal. ”

"It's pretend. ”

"685.4 billion 。。。。。。 ”

"That's awesome. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Let's talk. ”

"Here's the scenario. ”

"Sensei took it and put it on the small table. ”

"It's good. ”

"Swap it back. ”

Hearing this, Xu Qian couldn't sit still,

Xu Qian directly pulled the man down from the table, and then sat down in his seat.

The man was directly confused.

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's really out of breath for laughter. ”

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"Excuse me. ”

Li Zhijie pushed the man away.

"Why did you get it back?"

The man was even more confused.

Xu Qian pointed to the location and said, "I'm a little homesick." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"A little homesick。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Laughing stomach aches. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"You make it easy for us. ”

The man was in a hurry.

"I'm the toilet, and I'm making it convenient for you. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

"This line is a classic. ”

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian, and only Xu Qian can write such lines, I can only say that Xu Qian is too awesome. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Forgive me for laughing again. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Laughing stomach aches. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Who is this?"

"Cut!"

"Cut!"

Although they were separated by a seat, Mr. Yan and Mr. Zhang continued to brag.

"Hey, Boss Yan, your complexion is not very good!"

"I went to save money last night, and I was tired of moving money. ”

Spectator.........

"Nima, this is pretending. ”

"How do I feel the urge to hit someone. ”

"I'm tired of moving money。。。。。。 ”

"I'll take you. ”

"I had nothing to say. ”

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Director Dongfang nodded: "Not bad, not bad." ”

This is also a phenomenon in society, some people always like to pretend to be forced and show off their wealth.

Xu Qian's sketch is closely related to current affairs, and based on this realization alone, he has already thrown off other creators several streets.

Isn't he the king of sketches?

Who is he the king of the Spring Festival Gala?

He's not a superstar?

Who else is it!

And who can compare with him?

No, not one, he's so unique, he's so invincible, he's so dominant.

"Oops!"

Xu Qian's expression was also exaggerated.

"Haha!"

The audience laughed.

The actors backstage were shocked, Xu Qian didn't have to say his lines now, just snorting or making a move could win the applause of the audience.

The gap between them and Xu Gan is too big, Xu Gan's realm is something they may not be able to get if they work hard for a lifetime, this is Xu Gan's awesomeness, he has surpassed others a lot, and it can even be said that he has surpassed this era a lot, he is a real genius.

"We'll have to make up for this age. ”

"Didn't I buy a piece of mountain? Artificial cultivation of wild ginseng. ”

Mr. Yan said.

All.........

"Buy a mountain。。。。。。 ”

"Growing wild ginseng。。。。。 ”

"I can't imagine the life of a rich man. ”

"I can't accept this forced pretend. ”

"Awesome, awesome, admirable five-body throwing. ”

"Have you been trending fancy possessions lately?"

。。。。。。。。。

"It's useless to eat ginseng. ”

"Don't I buy a piece of plateau? Buy Cordyceps, my Cordyceps is so fresh that you can climb it with your hands, and you can't catch it." ”

Mr. Zhang.

"Hahaha!"

The two laughed, and Xu Qian and Li Zhijie both looked like they couldn't bear to look at each other.

"Haha. ”

The audience was about to go crazy with laughter.

"This pretending to be even more powerful. ”

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, it's all forcing the king!"

"Nima, buy a plateau。。。。。 ”

"I don't know what to say anymore. ”

"Strong, it's too strong. ”

"Invincible, these two goods. ”

"These two guys are going to laugh at me. ”

"Now I know that I can't imagine the life of a rich person. ”

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"Zhijie, don't I buy a piece of heaven?

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"Huh?"

Everyone was directly stunned, and then burst into laughter.

"Buy a Block。。。。。。。 ”

"I knew it, I knew that Xu Qian was going to fight back. ”

"This is Xu Qian, awesome, very, very awesome. ”

"Convinced, Xu Qian is completely convinced. ”

"Haha, pretending to be forced in front of Xu Qian, I don't look at how many catties and taels I have. ”

"This is the real king of forcing kings, strong and invincible. ”

"Xu Qian's true colors, don't say anything, strong and invincible. ”

"Haha, I'm going crazy with laughter. ”

"It's too strong, and there are lines like this. ”

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Master Feng also laughed directly: "Buy a piece of heaven。。。。。。。 ”

He was completely conquered by Xu Gan's whimsy.

Chairman Jiang was also directly dumbfounded: "Can you still write lines like this?"

Buy a piece of 。。。。。。。

He couldn't have come up with such a line.

How clever is he?

President Jiang admired Xu Qian's five-body throw.

Because of Xu Qian's line, Chinese people around the world are enthusiastic, it's too classic, it's too classic.

The live broadcast room was immediately flooded with screens.

"Xu Qian, the king of the king!"

"Xu Qian, the king of the king!"

"Xu Qian, the king of the king!"

"Xu Qian, the king of the king!"

"Xu Qian, the king of the king!"

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At the same time, countless people rewarded Xu Qian, and it can be said that the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room has also reached a climax.

Everyone just felt happy.

The two of them before bought a mountain and a plateau, are you very awesome? I'm even more awesome, I want to buy the sky.

Although I feel a little vexatious, but it is refreshing, Xu Qian's words really hit the hearts of many people.

"No, what are you doing with the sky?"

Li Zhijie asked.

"Why are you still buying the sky? Isn't this thinking about giving Taishang Laojun a whole homestead and letting him boil that soup for me to drink in it?"

Xu Qiandao.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Give Taishang Laojun a whole homestead。。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Zhu Xiao was also amused: "Give Taishang Laojun a whole homestead。。。。。。。。 ”

He can be regarded as a five-body throw in Xu Qian's admiration.

Many of Xu Gan's lines are full of whimsy, and his thinking is simply imaginative, which is not something that ordinary people can do at all.

Only Xu Qian can do this, not only in terms of performance, but also in creation, thinking that no one has thought before, it can be said that many of his lines are unclear, but they feel very powerful.

"Xu Qian's talent is a godsend!"

This is Zhu Xiao's opinion.

This is also the opinion of many people, Xu Qian's talent is like an antelope hanging horns, there is no trace, he really looks like an immortal like Li Bai.

"Cut!"

"There is no threshold for business class at all. ”

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan were very, very disdainful of Xu Qian.

"Check the ticket, check the ticket, take the ticket out of the cross pocket and I'll check it. ”

The stewardess came.

The stewardess is Xia Yanbing, and the royal sister Fan is really full.

Many people were stunned:

"It's beautiful!"

"It's so beautiful!!!!!!"

"My eyes are straight. ”

"Is Xia Yanbing's flight attendant so beautiful? ”

Xu Qian actually invited Xia Yanbing over. ”

"It's amazing, and only Xu Qian can invite Xia Yanbing. ”

Shocked, Xia Yanbing actually came over. ”

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Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan both showed the tickets to the flight attendant, and after checking that the flight attendant was correct, she walked up to Xu Qian and said, "Tickets." ”

"Tickets, yes. ”

Xu Qian stood up directly.

"It's pretty floaty. ”

Xu Qian said to the flight attendant.

Air hostess.........

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Looks pretty drifting。。。。。 ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"God's lines, I took it. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Get the ticket out and hurry. ”

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"Will you wait a minute?"

Li Zhijie fell into thought.

"Think about it, don't worry, he remembered immediately. ”

Xu Qian said to the flight attendant.

"I was afraid of being hungry before I got on the bus, so I bought two steamed buns. ”

Li Zhijie said.

"Yes, he bought two steamed buns. ”

Xu Qian nodded.

Then he reacted: "I said votes." ”

"Then you gave me the ticket. ”

Li Zhijie said.

"Where's the ticket?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Then I put the ticket on the steamed bun. ”

Li Zhijie said.

"What are you doing on the steamed buns? ”

Xu Qian said impatiently.

"There's a bread seller over there, and that guy is old. ”

Li Zhijie said.

"I'm talking about tickets. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"I said I was hungry. ”

Li Zhijie said.

The crowd laughed.

"I said I was hungry。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"Wonderful. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"You're going to laugh at me!"

。。。。。。。。。。。。

"Then I'll put the steamed buns on the cake, and then I'll roll the rolls, I'll just do it. ”

Li Zhijie couldn't go on.

"Hungry !!!"

He had a full hiccups.

He directly asked Li Zhijie to kneel down and patted him on the back: "It's all out!"

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

"Whole out。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"Convinced, completely convinced. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"You're going to laugh at me!"

"The five-body throw that Xu Qian admires is invincible, too strong. ”

"It's too strong, it's unbelievably strong, it's unbelievably strong. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。

Chen Shuo also exclaimed in his heart: "This laugh is too dense." ”

Xu Qian's works basically do 2-3 burdens (laughs)/minute, and each burden is fresh and funny, Zhao Hot Pot relied on such a skill to sit on the throne of the sketch king, and now Xu Qian has a trend of being better than the blue?

He's not the sketch king, who's who?

If he continues to develop according to this trend, no one will be able to shake his personal status.

Xu Qian's ability to create works can be said to have raised his own level to a new level.

Chen Shuo is very envious of this, Chen Shuo's creative ability is naturally very, very strong, but it takes him a long time to create a satisfactory work, but Xu Qian is good, he seems to create works effortlessly, which is really shocking.

"Envy. ”

In this regard, I can only envy it.

He also wanted to say, "It's good to be young. ”

In terms of Xu Gan's artistic career, he still has infinite possibilities, and no one knows what kind of point he can reach in the future.

"Come out, come out, I'm telling you, you have to come out, if you don't, we'll have no credibility. ”

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"Bang Bang!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"Haha!"

"It's so festive. ”

"Xu Qian's line skills don't have to be said!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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"It can't be done. ”

Li Zhijie said.

Xu Qian asked, "Why?"

"Because I ate two more buckets of instant noodles and covered it. ”

Li Zhijie said.

"Poof. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"This is the rice bucket !!!!"

"How much the hell do you eat?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I couldn't breathe with laughter. ”

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Zhu Xiaoqiang couldn't help but laugh at all, but in the end he couldn't help laughing, it was so funny, he didn't know what to say.

It can only be said that Xu Gan's funny level has reached the peak, and it is not comparable to ordinary people.

"He's going to be a comedy legend. ”

Looking at Xu Qian, who was radiant on the stage, Zhu Xiao had to admit that he might be really old, Xu Gan's future is limitless, and he will surpass these old-timers.

He is not the only one who has the same idea as him, and some other old-timers are also about the same, Xu Qian is too strong, and he is already strong beyond the limit.

"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. ”

"He is a future comedian, a comedian that no one can match. ”

"His accomplishments will be unparalleled, and this is not empty words. ”

"He's going to be a world giant. ”

"It's terrible, it's really, really scary. ”

"He's at the top of his game. ”

"He's a legend, and I'm sure no one will deny it. ”

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"I'll let you eat. ”

Xu Qian directly pushed Li Zhijie away.

"Do you have any tickets?"

The flight attendant asked directly.

"Do you still need to ask? Two migrant workers, fare evasion. ”

"Cut, how could a migrant worker sit in business class, laughing at me, so fat. ”

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan said with contempt.

Many people are very uncomfortable listening to it.

What about migrant workers?

Are migrant workers inferior?

Are they not legally paying taxes?

Aren't they citizens?

Everyone was raised by their parents, why were they born to be looked down upon by you?

Without them, what would you eat and live?

Can you still be a big man, can you still fly in business class leisurely?

It's like the real thing.

For a moment, many people were very unhappy to see Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan, this kind of person who thinks he is very awesome is a villain at any time.

Because of this, many people have substituted their emotions into this work, which forms the so-called resonance.

This resonance deepens their experience of the work.

All in all, this work will become more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, which is the charm of Xu Qian's works, which can always make people indulge in it unconsciously.