The sketch continues.

Li Zhijie: "Then sit with you, and I'll stand." ”

Xu Qian: "You can stand and I can sit." ”

Brother Li: "No, now you occupy my seat." ”

Li Zhijie: "It's hot for you, sit." ”

Announcer: Arrive at the station in front of the train, N Kyo Station.

Gao Bing: "Big brother, please discuss something." ”

This is also a sketch actor,

Xu Qian: "I don't look at it, it's effective, and I have to do business as soon as I get to business class." Let's discuss, okay, let's discuss. Anyway, the people who take this cabin are basically people who have intangible cultural heritage, you can come. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"I'll serve Xu Qian for this conversation. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Basically people with intangible cultural heritage. ”

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Gao Bing: "Big brother, you see, we are a family. ”

Xu Qian: "I can see it, to tell you the truth, your mother looks quite young." ”

Brother Li's face changed.

"Your mom looks pretty young。。。。。 ”

"What kind of eyes are these?"

"Forgive me for laughing. ”

"Xu Qian is still as cheap as ever. ”

"Don't say anything, admire Xu Qian. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

"Haha!"

Brother Li: "Big brother, he's my boyfriend." ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

"It's really going to make me laugh. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Dio, hey, bazaar, hey!"

Xu Qiandao.

The crowd laughed.

It's his personal funny skill.

"Xu Qian, this is going to laugh at me. ”

"It's so cute!!!!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"I like Xu Qian. ”

"Xu Qian's performance was impeccable. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"It's not that big brother, please change it. ”

Gao Bing looked at Xu Qiandao.

"Change your line. ”

Xu Qian was about to stand up and change it, but then he thought that the small table was broken, so he didn't dare to change it.

"I can't change it. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Why can't you change it?"

Gao Bing asked suspiciously,

"I've got a problem with my leg. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"What's wrong?"

Gao Bing asked.

"My little table, oh, meniscus strain!"

Xu Qian was in a hurry and said wisely.

Brother Li pointed at him and said, "No, I'll trouble you to change to the next seat." ”

"Don't convert, let's send yy. ”

All........

"It's a good advertisement. ”

“666666666！”

"When it comes to advertising, I will serve Xu Qian. ”

"Awesome. ”

"Xu Qian is so awesome. ”

"Nima, only Xu Qian dared to advertise like this on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"I just want to say Niu Cha, Xu Qian's person is too bullish. ”

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At this moment, the bosses of countless Internet companies were dumbfounded: "What the hell can you play like this?"

"Can Xu Qian not be so shameless?"

Mr. TT was directly dumbfounded: "Can you be more blatant?"

He was completely convinced of Xu Qian, no, it should be said that he knelt.

"Uh-huh!"

Brother Li's kissing posture.

All.......

"This is Brother Li????"

"Spicy eyes!"

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny that I can't bear to look at it. ”

"Feast your eyes. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

"Knock knock. ”

Gao Bing can come back directly.

The two of them kissed me over there.

Xu Qian said: "What are you doing, you still come with me, uh, uh。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian made a vomiting pose.

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

"I knew !!!!"

"Xu Qian is so cheap. ”

"Xu Qian, who is cheap. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Brother Li began to answer the phone: "Hi, Jake, I'm going home tomorrow night, I want to see you too, goodbye, bye." ”

She spoke in English the whole time.

Xu Qian and Gao Bing both looked stupid.

At this time, Xu Gan's phone also came, and Gao Bing directly handed the phone to Xu Qian: "Your second aunt's phone." ”

Xu Qian directly interrupted him and said, "You be quiet." ”

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

Everyone can understand Xu Qian's current mood very well.

"Second Aunt" is so earthy, he has to pretend to be a very stylish person from the beginning.

"I see. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Hi, second aunt. ”

The crowd laughed.

"This is very Xu Qian!"

"This is a forced 。。。。。 ”

"You're going to laugh at me. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

"Hi, second aunt... ”

"That's not what the second aunt said in English. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Brother Li directly stroked his forehead with his hand.

Then Xu Qian said: "╭(╯ε╰)╮*^O^*@_@T^T, worship." ”

No one knew what he was talking about.

The crowd laughed.

"This is a forced 。。。。。 ”

"Awesome. ”

"I don't know why I'm pretending. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

"Good bye?"

Gao Bing asked.

"Second aunt, bye-bye. ”

Xu Qian replied.

"Haha!!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"I've seen it for a long time. ”

"Second aunt bye-bye. ”

Pass. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Hey, where are you from?"

Brother Li asked Xu Qiandao.

"I'm from the Northeast, and Allah is from the Demon Capital. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Haha. ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

"It's pretending!"

"Xu Qian started the Black Demon Capital again. ”

"The magic capital is dark all his life. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Everyone hasn't forgotten the "New Forces of Cross Talk" he wrote before, and the accent of the magic capital is a strong black magic capital.

"And what do you do?"

Gao Bing asked.

"I'm driving an excavator. ”

Gao Bing replied.

"Wow, wow, wow, yes!"

Xu Qian slapped Gao Bing.

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

"It's so cute. ”

"Xu Qian is so playful. ”

"Yes. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"It's all business class, and it's not a cultural heritage thing. ”

Xu Qian replied.

All.........

It's okay to pretend to be.

"And you're an archaeologist?"

Gao Bing asked.

"Do you have to dig up archaeology?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Yes. ”

Gao Bing nodded.

"That's it. ”

Xu Qian replied.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Archaeology。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Since then, excavators have been an archaeology professional. ”

"Forgive me for laughing. ”

"It's really a laugh that people don't pay for their lives. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。

"Hey, old Xu. ”

Someone came over to greet Xu Gan.

Xu Qian。。。。。。。。。

This force has just been installed!

The audience is also watching the development of things with interest: "This is an acquaintance." ”

"Hi old K. ”

The audience laughs:

"At this time, I still pretend to be 。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"I was convinced, completely convinced. ”

"Haha!"

。。。。。。。。。

"Are you still the king?

"I heard from my co-worker that you bought a business class, tsk, it's different. ”

Xu Qian had a loveless expression.

The crowd laughed.

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Yes. ”

"I like to see Xu Qian eating deflated. ”

"Xu Qian, this has been debunked!!!"

"Xu Qian is so pitiful. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。

"Let me ask you, will you go back to the construction site after the New Year?

Xu Qian directly covered his face.

All.......

"God teammate!!"

"This is a god teammate. ”

"I'm not afraid of a pig-like opponent, I'm afraid of a god-like teammate. ”

"Hahaha, I'm afraid I'm going to laugh to death. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。。

The crowd laughed.

“*^O^*T^TT^T＠_＠＠_＠。 ”

Xu Qian said some unclear characters again.

The crowd laughed.

"Xu Qian is too cute. ”

"I'm afraid I'm going to laugh at it. ”

"At this time, I still pretend to be 。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny. ”

"I was convinced, completely convinced. ”

"Haha!"

"Death is a shame!"

。。。。。。。。。。。

"If you don't go, I'll let my second uncle go. ”

"It's not. ”

Xu Qian was a little confused.

"That's it, thank you, you're a good man, I'm leaving. ”

Xu Qian was completely stunned.

"Haha. ”

Seeing Xu Qian's stunned appearance, the audience laughed.

"Dumbfounded。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Yes. ”

"I like to see Xu Qian eating deflated. ”

"I was completely convinced. ”

"Xu Qian is funny. ”

"Xu Qian is so pitiful. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。。

"This, this, you've lost your job. ”

Xu Qian was a little speechless.

"Blow every day, you can blow. ”

Li Zhijie complained.

Everyone also smiles, but when they smile, many people also feel the same way.

Many people have actually encountered the same thing, they forcibly pretend to be forced for their own face, and in the end it will only make people laugh.

But why?

Some people divide the people of this world into three, six, nine and so on, they divide the world into several levels, they look down on low-level people, and they look at people with colored glasses.

In fact, all people are created equal, as long as you don't commit adultery, as long as you abide by the law and know etiquette, as long as you pay taxes legally, then we are all equal, and we are all citizens of this country.

Really powerful characters don't look at people with their nostrils turned to the sky, and even if they don't look at people with colored glasses, they don't look at people with colored glasses.

Be a little more equal and respectful when you treat others, and the world will be full of love.

"I recognized the wrong person, I thought it was Jake. ”

Xu Qian continued to pretend to be forced.

Jiang Chang was taken aback, such a deep foreshadowing, Xu Qian This is to connect the clues of the previous article together and form a complete story.

He finally understood why many people in the outside world praised Xu Qian's story for being good.

Because Xu Gan's works are not boring jokes, nor are they a hodgepodge of messes, nor are they deliberately sensational garbage.

His works have a complete storyline, a complete synopsis, a complete beginning and end, and his stories have a core idea, when people can laugh and understand after reading his works, such works are excellent.

"It's really worthy of Xu Qian. ”

He already admired Xu Qian, this is a genius that can only be produced for thousands of years, and fortunately he was born in China, if he was born in another country, it would be a huge loss for this country.

"N Kyo Station has arrived. ”

Brother Li stood up: "Are some migrant worker friends so inflated now, they don't even change their seats?"

Brother Li stood up and said.

"Cut, he can pretend that he doesn't even know his co-workers and can change your seat?"

"It doesn't matter where you sit, but don't forget who you are. ”

High Ice Road.

Many people feel a little uncomfortable listening to it.

"It doesn't matter what you do, don't forget who you are?"

This sentence evokes memories in the hearts of countless people.

Most people have experienced similar events to a greater or lesser extent.

"It's so real. ”

"I don't know why it's so uncomfortable. ”

"The world is not equal, and that's why we treat everyone equally. ”

"It's heart-wrenching, I was once looked down upon by others, and I swear that when I succeed, I will treat everyone very fairly. ”

"I once saw a cleaning aunt who didn't dare to take the elevator, and when I called her to come, she didn't come, and that scene touched me a lot. ”

"This kind of verbal violence should not be there, the harm to others is very great, even greater than you think. ”

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Many people feel this in their hearts, and that's the charm of a good work, and it can inspire you.

"Gone. ”

Brother Li and Gao Bing swaggered away.

"Who are you talking about? ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's so good. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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"Said you. ”

Li Zhijie hit mercilessly.

"I'm just sure of it. ”

Xu Qiandao.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's a classic. ”

"I'm just sure of it。。。。。。 ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"Can't you just change someone after a while?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Won't you see it when you change this small table?"

Xu Qiandao.

"Don't you let people find out, right?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Okay, then I'll listen to you big fool. ”

Xu Qiandao.

That's when two people came in.

"Mr. Yan, please!"

"Mr. Zhang, please. ”

The two of them were polite to each other.

"Together. ”

The two men began to look around.

"Hey, buddy, let's talk about it. ”

"Change. ”

Xu Qian directly moved his seat, not ambiguous at all.

"Haha. ”

The man was directly confused.

Others laughed.

"It's too bad, Xu Qian is too bad. ”

"It's really going to make me laugh. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

"That, please give a business squat. ”

Li Zhijie said to the two.

All.........

"This line is really divine. ”

"That, please give a business squat。。。。。。。 ”

"Convinced, completely convinced. ”

"That's the real sketch. ”

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product. ”

As soon as Xu Qian made a move, he knew if there was one. ”

"Amazing, Xu Qian is too strong. ”

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Xu Gan's short performance seems to have conquered everyone, and this is Xu Gan's strength.