Section 28 crosses over to the Great Song Dynasty to sell bicycles
Seeing that Xiaofei still can't get rid of the fate of the servant, and it is very difficult to carry water every day, he still looks listless. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info I suddenly became kind and decided to help others and help him. So I thought about how to make the little flight go like flying, traveling thousands of miles a day, like a tiger with wings? Suddenly I couldn't help but think of a person. That is the last time we made skates that are only available in modern society, the skilled craftsman Tan Carpenter. Yes, he will be able to make it happen.
As expected, this Tan carpenter really lives up to his reputation, is talented, and lives up to expectations. After I gave him my sketch, he was able to develop it within a few days. This first wooden bicycle was finally born in the Great Song Dynasty as it wished. I'm so excited that I'm about to burst into tears, tears are streaming down my face, it's so exciting, I'm full of emotion, I didn't expect that the bicycle that only exists in this modern society actually appeared in the Great Song Dynasty, even the quiet Xiaofei, the vision has changed slightly.
I took a cursory look at this wooden bicycle, it was really exactly the same as the bicycle of modern society, but on closer inspection, there was still a difference, this is a bicycle made of beech wood all the materials, there are no chains and gears, and the tires are made of soft rubber extracted from rubber trees, so there is no need to pump up. But in this way, this wooden bicycle can be ridden freely, which is really incredible. Although this bicycle is the most familiar means of transportation for Chinese in modern society, it is really amazing to appear in ancient times, and even Carpenter Tan himself is amazed, thinking that this bicycle is well-crafted and cleverly conceived, which is unexpected, and praises me for being extremely smart, admiring me, and saying that there are successors and the like, I have to pass on the craftsmanship to me. The wooden bike is about the size of a normal bike, even if an adult carries a child on the bike.
Xiaofei rode a bicycle to carry water, now it is much easier, I suddenly have a new idea - the poor are alone, the rich are the relief of the world, we can not just let one or two people enjoy, should let more people enjoy the convenience brought by science and technology, it must be mass production, there are no bicycles in ancient times, this is the gospel of traveling by car. Oh, it seems that our arrival is really a gift from God to the people of the Great Song Dynasty. Why don't you strike while the iron is hot, make persistent efforts, and expand production? So I placed an order for 100 wooden bicycles from Carpenter Tan, and I also gave these wooden bicycles a nice name -- BMW bicycles.
Sure enough, as soon as the door opened, the business was good, and within a few days, these BMW bicycles were sold out.
A few days later, I was about to go out to increase orders, when I suddenly saw the angry Deng Gongzi and several of his angry wives coming over. As soon as he entered the door, everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw him, and laughed, leaning forward and backward in laughter, and trembling in a flowery manner. As he hurriedly walked inside, he said angrily: "Oops, it hurts me to death, I want to return it, I want to return it." It turned out that he was riding a bicycle, and accidentally touched the hard stones in front of him, and fell into a golden flower, with his feet facing the sky, his mouth full of mud, and both eyes were swollen into big panda eyes, red and blue, and if he didn't look carefully, he couldn't see who he was.
His four wives chirped like a flock of sparrows, gossiping beside them, glaring angrily. The sophomore said: "That is, if our husband is gone, what will happen to us orphans and widows, and what compensation will you pay?" The junior said: "How can you be regarded as an old acquaintance, how can you irresponsibly fool us with immature products?" What are you doing in such a hurry every day, my father-in-law's heart is already uncomfortable, so he is in a hurry to travel, anxious to eat, is he in a hurry to send him to death?" Deng Gongzi covered his swollen cheeks and said: "Actually, it's better to have a carriage, how relaxed, there is a special servant to replace you, you can easily watch the scenery in the car, how comfortable, how comfortable, why bother to sweat, sweat profusely, and pant riding a bicycle." It's still a sedan chair, a person is superior, and the taste of being superior to others is good. "We're really at a loss for words.
While talking to Deng Gongzi, there were more and more people, the inner three floors, and the outer three layers were enclosed, and a slightly fat middle-aged man said weakly: "I also want to return the goods." Oh, this Lizhou City is mostly mountain roads, encountered uphill and downhill bumps, really tired me, tired I panting, weak, it's not me riding a bicycle, but a bicycle riding me, okay? After riding for half an hour, I was exhausted, I couldn't talk, I went back to sleep for 3 days and 3 nights, only to recuperate a little, to recover, I was really tired to death, I don't want to ride a bicycle again. ”
Di Su looked at his lover beside him, touched his head, and said, "I'm sorry, I want to return it too." It's so dangerous, when I go out, I rush to a bicycle, I can't avoid it, I fell on all sides, it's really easy to have a traffic accident, you don't hit people, but people will come to hit you, it's really dangerous? Two pieces of red glow flew on the woman's face, and everyone laughed, and people spoke so tactfully, it seems that it is not possible for us not to return it.
An old man with gray hair who had been watching the changes by the side finally couldn't help it, he stumbled, and said to us seriously: "Life, life should be long, undisturbed, and leisurely." You should enjoy the scenery around you calmly all the way, and life that is too fast makes people taste like chewing wax, so tasteless. Little girl, your creativity is good, this car is good. But we should slow down and enjoy the sunshine, rain, blue clouds, and yellow leaves. All the way, all the way. Life should not blindly pursue faster results, but should slowly taste the process, too fast speed makes us lose the beauty of the scenery, a quiet and leisurely life can appreciate the beauty of life. This pursuit is really worth the loss. ”
The number of people who return goods is even more indecisive, and there is an endless stream of them. Many pairs of dark and heavy "panda-eyed" stood there with their heads down, crying about their tragic and various encounters. There are even some crashed into the carriage, so that the horse frightened, a horse hooves urgent, fell to the tree and hung for a long time, and now it is still limping, pitiful, everyone says that this BMW bicycle is really too dangerous, too prone to traffic accidents, or safety first, life first, not to ride for the better. This bicycle is like gunpowder that explodes at a regular time, and it is infinitely powerful, either it will hurt you or others, so now the people of Lizhou City are talking about the discoloration of bicycles.
So now it's just Xiao Fei and a bunch of us kids, coming and going on bicycles freely, of course, for those of us who have been in martial arts, it's a piece of cake. They pointed to the side and said, "Oh, it is true that the calf is not afraid of tigers, and the ignorant are fearless." "What a dangerous thing, they are so bold. "It's not worth it for them to risk their lives on this kind of bike." "Yes, children love novelty, and it is understandable, if you are an adult, you are simply sick in the brain. "It's just two wheels, and if you accidentally fly out of one, how can you drive it? Or the safety of a four-wheeled vehicle. I don't sit in a good carriage, but I sit on this broken bicycle, I heard that it is called a BMW, and it is almost the same as a treasure, I think it is a broken horse at most. ”
It's a pity, what a good brand BMW is, in modern society, everyone flocks to it, it seems to be a treasure, and for most ordinary people, the brand that is out of reach is actually here, regarded as dung by these Song people, I can't help but feel a strange feeling in my heart, as if I have knocked over the five flavors of the jar, is it a sad taste? or a taste of happiness? I can't tell.
Originally, I was interested in inventing solar cars, airplanes, and the like, but now it seems that even if the development was successful, no one would have cared about it in ancient times. Let's not talk about whether it is possible, looking at the current situation of selling bicycles, you can get a glimpse of the leopard, it is estimated that no one wants it at all. Originally, it was planned that the people of the Great Song Dynasty would have a bicycle in their hands, and there was also a declaration to the relevant departments to plan special sidewalks and roadways, and each went its own way. Even when the time comes, we can also respond to public opinion, carry out large-scale construction in the ancient Song Dynasty, and carry out the rational layout and planning of modern cities.
Oh, this ancient man's thinking is really strange and incomprehensible, this high heel is suitable for both men and women, and it sells well in the city, but this bicycle is blocked, it is really incredible, incomprehensible.
Our plans to further expand the scale of the bicycle have since been put on hold, or so, just quietly and unhurriedly enjoy the leisurely ancient time, so that the width and length of life will be more extended, and of course, our life in ancient times will become more like years.