After the Queen Mother gave me the finely carved guzheng, she asked me to try to play a song, although all that echoed in my mind was just "the big strings are noisy like a torrential rain, the small strings are cut like a whisper, the noisy cut is wrongly played, and the big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the Guanying language flower bottom slippery, and it is difficult to go under the drifting ice of the Phantagonizing Spring. The guzheng ancient song, but really played, or at a loss, eyes and hands low, overwhelmed, see me a little disheartened, absent-minded, listless, the queen mother said: "Oh, Yue'er, as a princess of a country, you can't do things as you like, let your preferences, even if you are a lady, you must also be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, proficient in everything, poetry and songs, hand to capture, singing and dancing talent, easy to come." However, if you are a boy, it will naturally be different, and you will definitely be taught Wen Tao martial arts strategy and martial arts, but unfortunately, if you were a boy, it would be good if you were a boy, and you would not have so many troubles in vain, and I don't have to bother so much, okay, I am tired today, you can also rest——"

I replied loudly: "Yes, the mother's teachings are-" I was overjoyed, and I thought to myself: "Fortunately, this is not a modern society, and medical skills are backward." If the conditions for sex reassignment surgery in ancient times were very mature, whether it was a woman to a man or a man to a woman, not only would the appearance be fake and real, but even there would be no problem in giving birth to a child, would the Queen Mother be confused for a moment and send me to surgery, so that I could set a precedent for sex reassignment in the Great Song Dynasty? ”

I held the heavy zither, thinking about it, while unconsciously returning to the empty, resplendent dormitory, exhausted collapsed on the side of the bed, suddenly reluctant to stay on the glittering jade chess pieces dotted around, and fascinated to look at the Queen Mother just gave me a lot of value, precious jade with zither, my heart is like a warm current in the rushing, flowing, moved, people's hearts are flesh long, suddenly feel that they were too disrespectful before, but also called the Queen Mother Chameleon, it is really disrespectful, the Queen Mother is really kind to herself, not only to give yourself priceless treasures, In addition to dealing with government affairs, he took time out of his busy schedule to teach himself talents.

Thinking about it carefully, I feel that the Queen Mother has the shadow of my mother in modern society between her eyebrows and eyes, and she is also so amiable with a little strictness, and suddenly she has tears in her eyes, and her tears vaguely think of my relatives in modern society. It's really a line in the hands of a loving mother, and a wanderer's shirt. Before leaving, I am afraid that I will return late. Whoever says an inch is careless, and he will be rewarded with three springs. My mother is the same as the current queen mother, but also a tragic fate, my grandfather passed away since I was a child, my grandmother died when they were in their teens, leaving her and her aunt who is one year younger alone, dependent on each other, unaccompanied, taking care of her sister, and met educated youths who went to the countryside, stayed in the hellish countryside described by Xiaofei for several years before re-entering school, returning to the city, this life is not easy. The mother of the child is worried, this is more than ten years, by the way, how should this time be calculated, this day in the sky, a year on the earth, but this is all in the world, one is ancient, one is modern, it should be the same time passing, this ancient more than ten years, is it not more than ten years in modern society, it is really shocking to think about it, Wang Dalong seniors, where is your treasure, at this moment, only the song can express the magnificent feelings in my heart, thousands of miles, I am chasing you- I seem destined to be alone in this life, my enthusiasm has been exhausted by you, I have become no longer me, but you are still you, ask me if I hate you, ask myself where you are good, where is good? How many more than ten years of life are left, a hundred years of life, seventy years of age, have there been many gray hairs in my parents' hair? Have a few wrinkles have been added to my face? Are they like other old people who have begun to bend over and hunchback? And my eldest sister and second sister are still in their prime, and my nieces have grown a lot taller? Are they still the same as they were back then? Have they ever been fine? Have they missed me? By the way, when they left and forgot to tell them to go out for a trip, don't be greedy, take Malaysia Airlines, and never go back.

I suddenly regretted it, my sisters went through the various procedures of life in order and step by step, and they waited for the rest of their lives. Parents are the most selfless to their children, my mother used to talk hard every day about my reading problem, and so the reading problem was barely solved, she paid attention to my work problem, and finally tried her best to find a job to solve the problem of food and clothing, she was busy paying attention to my lifelong events, the leftover women and leftover women nagged every day, I was upset, and sometimes I had disputes with her, in order to cultivate our three sisters, my mother was frugal, and the leftovers at home were all covered by her, and she was never willing to use a little more for herself, she was a glorious people's teacher, and an excellent class teacher, conscientious and conscientious in her work, and did her best, I still remember the staggering figure of her carrying a large stack of heavy homework homework, rain or shine after class, and the rickety figure of cleaning the classroom with students in the dust. She also often selflessly gives money to students with difficult families, invites them to dinner, is like a family, I really want to see her, I want to see her voice and smile, even if I just look at it, I want to listen to her beautiful voice, even if I only listen to it once, I want to listen to her chatter, nag, talk this time, never argue with her again, don't talk back to her, my father's work is also very busy, often travel, so our three sisters are almost their own natural self-reliance growth, remember when I was in elementary school, I can cook on the fire, excellent grades, people love, flowers bloom, parents should be proud, heroes do not mention the courage of the year, but later, Defeated in the college entrance examination of thousands of troops crossing the single-plank bridge, he opened a bleak life mode, came to ancient times, and after seeing the queen mother, he knew that in the materially rich modern society, filial piety to parents is very simple, that is, let them smile often, happy.

So I didn't feel it when I was together every day, and now I haven't seen them for more than ten years, so I feel that I miss my relatives every festive season, and my parents must be filial when they are around, they worked hard to give birth to us, and they raised us with hard work, but they are gray-haired, hunched over, and pity the hearts of parents in the world, otherwise like me, trapped in ancient times, I can't go back, maybe I will never see each other, I think about it is sad, only to understand that life and death are the most uncomfortable in life, the liver and intestines are broken, and the pain of heart-rending lungs suddenly reminds me of many news reported in modern society, including a family of four driving to play The man let the old mother curl up in the trunk, and some let the old mother live in the pigsty, and speak ill of each other, these people are really not as good as pigs and dogs. Filial piety is the first, life is short, parents and their own days are shorter, they will one day go first, parents still have a place in life, parents go to life only to return, parents are in, every day is sunny. Life is impermanent, don't wait until the tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, the son wants to raise and the relatives do not wait to regret it, but there is nothing to do, so you must love your parents and don't leave regrets.

It is said that this selfless dedication is inherited by my grandmother, my grandmother is also a legend, graduated from primary school after only two years, was admitted to the normal school, and finally became a rare female principal of a key primary school in Hubei Province at that time. However, the teachers of that era really deserved to be the people's teachers, and the teachers should have the appearance of teachers, and be a teacher. There are also a very small number of birds and beasts that are not as good as them, so that everyone who is far away from the sea is familiar with it, and the teacher Aoi Sora who is both virtuous and artistic has spoken, and he pulled up a banner and wrote, "Principal, open the room to find me, and let go of the elementary school students."

Anyway, my mother's surname is Yang, so I almost changed my name to Li Yang, the founder of Crazy English may be in my family, but this change to a purple moon, and the queen mother's big moon was attracted to ancient times, so you must be cautious about changing your name, the ancients said: "It is better to teach your son an art; Youyun: "I'm not afraid of the wrong life, I'm afraid of taking the wrong name." It seems that it does make sense, it is not a feudal superstition, the name is exclusive to itself, accompanied by ups and downs, through the flavors of life. "The name of the person, the shadow of the tree", so whether in time or space, in addition to the body as the first carrier, the name is naturally the second carrier of the person, it seems that the name is only like a symbol, a form, but it contains too much hope in life. Like my uncle-in-law often said that my aunt was good at everything, but she was slow, it took two hours to make a phone call, and it took an hour to read a newspaper, mainly because the name was not married, and there was a man character in it, and Tu Youyou's name was particularly good, "Yo You Luming, Artemisia Eat Wild", so she finally discovered artemisinin, a drug that can effectively reduce the mortality rate of malaria patients. Become the first Chinese to win the Nobel Prize in science, Mo Yan's pen name has also achieved good, less words and more writing, pen cultivation, accidentally won the Nobel Prize in Literature Zhigao, so in the future, I must give my child a good name, "female "Book of Poetry", male "Chu Ci", Wen "Analects", Wu "Zhou Yi", but now as an older leftover woman, I have not succeeded in a hundred blind dates, there is no boyfriend, it is difficult to marry, or don't think about it, think about it.

To get back to the point, day after day, day after day, quality education, playing Go, oh my God, it is piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and dancing, I am also drunk, I am really drunk and everyone is drunk. On weekdays, I do what I want, do it recklessly, freely, drink a lot of wine, eat meat in a big bowl, and now I am trapped in the "courtyard is deep and deep in the palace", not to mention, but also to accept the palace re-education, and then transform, eat twisted and grinning, even drink a cup of tea and have to take a small sip of licking, not to mention the posture of being generous, I have always been jumping on the table at every turn The behavior is a taboo in the palace, and the Queen Mother gritted her teeth and said several times.

Not to say that I can't stand these complicated rules in the palace, I estimate that even if this precious diary novel is fortunate enough to see the light of day, even if it is fortunate enough to see it in the future, dear readers and friends will be disgusted by the tastelessness and clichés in it, and I can't wait to tear these pages by hand, although life is as plain as water, the waves are not shocking, and the vigorous is only the sound of Xuanwai. But readers can't see the breadth and profundity of Go, the strategizing, the sprinkling of calligraphy and painting, and the noisy cutting of the guzheng on the jade plate, and they are moved by the breadth and profundity of Chinese art, and the poetry and painting of Tang and Song poems. Although I also deeply know that the text seems to look at the mountains and does not like the peace, but there is really no way, the previous messy travel novels are too unreal, how to turn the queen mother around, how smooth sailing, how to act recklessly, how wonderful the sky is, how to be free, how beautiful women like clouds, but they came up with it, this boring and boring court life is the most true portrayal, by the way, and the three thousand beauties embraced by the emperor are all all captivating the country and the city, and the beauties like flowers and jade are also fake, in fact, most of them are indiscriminate, crooked and inferior dates, they have never seen the emperor in their lives, and the old Zhuhuang will be distributed, and there are only a handful of real beauties, all of them are equally divided, how can the emperor have a favorite concubine. And the queen, it is generally determined by the royal high-level, mainly depending on the ability of both ability and political integrity, interpersonal ability, especially the comprehensive index of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the appearance is secondary, don't believe it, well, the attached page has a number of harem women pictures taken by me as evidence. I like to seek truth from facts, and of course I will still tell white lies when necessary, but there is no time to go back, and nine times out of ten this diary-style novel is for me to see, is it necessary for me to lie to myself constantly? Because this is the true record of my boring and elegant life in the Great Song Dynasty, and it is a true portrait of my ancient life. The ancient palace was like this, the people outside wanted to come in, the people inside wanted to go out, but they couldn't go out at will, just like an incomparably gorgeous cell, delicious food and drink were not free. By the way, I have to hurry up to write a guideline for traveling through ancient times, the first - go to the ancient mountains and rivers, go anywhere, don't enter the palace, otherwise you will kill or chop, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy at every turn, and accidentally fall to the ground, of course, unless you have a good background, like me, you are also an underground princess who can't see the light, you can be an exception.

But then again, although I am not free to live here as an underground princess, it can be regarded as unique and easy. In addition to teaching me piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and book etiquette, the Queen Mother often took me to listen to music, watch plays, only listen to the stage of the Shengdan net ugly, subdued and frustrated, born like a gossamer, fluttering like a frightening Hong, graceful like a dragon, powder-faced white Dai babbling, energetic singing, I listened to tasteless, I don't know its taste, but the Queen Mother listened to it with relish, never tired, if not to go to the imperial garden, see all kinds of strange flowers and plants, and then is to make all kinds of Qiong brewed jade liquid, all kinds of delicacies, drink and eat all over again. Among them, I personally think that the most worthwhile is that you can enter and exit every corner of the palace at will, and there is a senior senior eloquent first-class tour guide Queen Mother free of charge, painting and explaining all kinds of related allusions, which is free to visit the Northern Song Dynasty Palace dozens of times, which can save several thousand yuan, plus the queen mother's high-quality tour guide, and have to save a few thousand white flowers of RMB, it is really cost-effective, but although this palace is big, it is not very fun, it is nothing more than the imperial garden, look at the flowers, listen to the opera, this palace, in fact, is really a big siege, a big cage, all to the layers of walls tightly enclosed, for fear that security is threatened。 The Chinese emperor was like a general in chess, he could only walk a few steps in a small square, could not move, as if he was imprisoned, and could only see the sky at the four corners above the city wall, anyway, he was not free. When I didn't know before, I was extremely envious of the royal life, thinking that it was like the wealth and prosperity written in the dream of the Red Mansion, Jia is not fake, the white jade is the golden horse, the Afang Palace, three hundred miles, I can't live in a history of Jinling, the East China Sea lacks a white jade bed, the Dragon King invited the King of Jinling, the harvest year is good and snowy, and the pearls are like earth and gold like iron. Now that I've gone through this experience, I think it's more interesting to live a small life for ordinary people. Such red tape is really like Sun Wukong wearing a tight spell for a laissez-faire person like me. The pain is incomparable, but it's not bad, this broken time machine is still good to me, very loving, accidentally let me land in the belly of the Queen Mother, and received such a good treatment, free to visit the palace of the Song Dynasty, not to mention, and don't have to look at the scenery of the crowd of people, people say that in modern society eleven climb the Great Wall, the front is to see the mountains and mountains of the buttocks, the back to see the layers of people's heads. How good it is now, I can see all the corners of Kaka here as I like, not only look casually, do not give money, but also play with all kinds of rare treasures one by one at close range, stroke them carefully, take pictures at will, and by the way, you can take a few light ones back, this is approved by the Queen Mother herself, you have no jokes. I was so happy in my heart, and the joy blossomed. However, the Queen Mother is inseparable from me every day, and I don't have time to call Xiaofei, so I don't know what their situation is. In the palace, eat the best food, and the best wine, there are many rules, eat uncomfortably, drink uncomfortable, have too many rules, you have to feel like you are looking for a chance to go, otherwise every day piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, rules and etiquette, people will be broken.

However, a group of maids led by the turkey did not know the details, only saw that after I entered the palace, I ate and lived with the Queen Mother every day, the Queen Mother Longyan was happy, and her temper has been much better recently, no longer cloudy and unpredictable, they were completely stunned, and the chicken feathers on the turkey head were fluffier and more powerful, as if they were erected, and the turkey's eyes were bigger and brighter, and I couldn't figure it out, what kind of character is this little girl?

Turkey one day happily held a booklet, carefully presented to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, the little one has something to ask for, the little ones do think that the Purple Moon girl is worth learning from all of us, she is sharp and sharp, and the most important thing is to let the Queen Mother smile every day, and feel comfortable, so we love the house and Wu, our respect for the Queen Mother extends to the Queen Mother's favorite person, we have been offended before, and we really like the Purple Moon Girl." ”

She shook her head and said: "Now, the villains have also begun to carefully study the skills of speaking, a person's argument is heavier than the words of Jiuding, and the tongue of three inches is better than a million male teachers, which is indeed very reasonable, the villains are not Dong Shi Xiaofeng, but in order to better serve the Queen Mother, so they also began to study the skills of speaking, this is the book I wrote about the skills of conversation, called "Fang Yu Yuan" , I also copied hundreds of copies by hand, hoping that the Queen Mother would give permission, let everyone in the palace have a copy, practice speaking skills, and better allow the Queen Mother and the Emperor to do so, and this is what the villain said. "The Queen Mother smiled slightly, let the old body see, -- the interlocutor, such as two soldiers against each other, should not be careless, first to observe their actions, to explore their color, to get to the point, the conversation has a preemptive strike, the second strike, will be surprised, the side of the solicitation of quotations, and then use all kinds of speaking skills, clever words ordinary people dare not say also-" Xi Xi breeze blows the fluffy hair of the turkey, and it shows her independent and independent elegant posture.

"Well, it's well written, it's better to say, not to go straight to the topic first, but to twist and turn, move people with emotion, convince people with reason, ponder well, and the old body allows them to practice with you. With the permission and vigorous advocacy of the Queen Mother, the palace also set up a speech contest, which was unique to see who was more clever and sharp, and the palace maids also had something to do. "In the past, there were problems with the tongue, stammering, big tongues, all stuffed with a small stone in the mouth to sharpen, practice every day, now the maids in the palace can speak well, the mouth is like a river, study history hard, Bo ancient and modern, talented, quick thinking, so that the queen mother every day dragon face happy, smile often, look at them with admiration, praise, reward a lot of real money, the palace is full of joy, laughter.