Chapter 1211: See You Long Live

Xu Qian and Zhao Rong began to sing in duet:

Xu Qian sang: "Don't play tricks. ”

Zhao Rong sang: "If I play tricks, I'm a mallet." ”

Xu Qian sang: "Palace jade liquor." ”

Zhao Rong sang: "One hundred and eighty cups." ”

Xu Qian sang, "How about this wine?"

Zhao Rong sang: "Listen to me blow it for you." ”

Xu Qian: Ahhh

Zhao Rong sang: "Look at my mouth! ”

Xu Qian sang: "I shouted beauty. ”

Zhao Rong sang: "You don't lose your kidneys in two cups." ”

Xu Qian sang: "Haha, it's still beautiful." ”

Zhao Rong sang: "Three cups and five cups are down." ”

Zhao Rong sang: "Guarantee your little face." ”

Xu Qian sang in surprise: How is it?

Everyone was also amazed to see this, and the two sang really chess opponents.

"These two are amazing. ”

"Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"The two of them have really deep skills in commenting on dramas. ”

"It's amazing my Xu Qian. ”

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Zhao Rong: "It's red in white." ”

Zhao Rong: "Red is black. ”

Xu Qian: Black ......

Zhao Rong: "Ahhh ”

Zhao Lirong: Blue wow, wow

Xu Qian: "What kind of color is this?" ”

Zhao Rong: "Purple doesn't tweet." ”

All...........

"This old lady hurts people too much. ”

"Black doesn't pull a few, purple doesn't slip in autumn。。。。。。 ”

"This line is really classic. ”

Only Xu Qian can come up with it. ”

"Convincing, convincing with a capital letter!"

"Awesome. ”

Zhao Rong hurriedly remedied: "The powder is so beautiful." ”

Xu Qian: "Oh, you can freak me out. ”

Zhao Rong: "How is this wine?"

Xu Qian sang: This wine is really beautiful, ahh

Zhao Rong: "What's beautiful?"

Zhao Rong sang into the microphone: "Actually, it's the boiled water that the second pot head mixed with!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"The old lady is so funny. ”

"Awesome, admire Xu Qian. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. ”

"It's so funny. ”

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Xu Qian asked, "Why did you sing the truth?" ”

Zhao Rong: "That's it." ”

Xu Qian: "You!"

Xu Qian sang: "Look at this dish, there are many heroes, and it is not expensive at all if you are eighty years old! Come and take a look and taste it with your own mouth! It is especially crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe it, you can taste a piece of crispy or not." ”

"Bang bang!"

Everyone applauded Xu Qian.

"Not bad. ”

"Beautiful!"

"Xu Qian sang well. ”

"I'll go, Xu Qian's posture of singing and commenting on the drama is so handsome. ”

"That's nice. ”

"So handsome. ”

"Xu Qian's singing is too charming. ”

"Why do I think Xu Qian's singing is so good and so handsome?"

"Awesome!!!!!"

"Xu Qian is simply omnipotent, proficient in everything. ”

"Is there anything else Xu Qian won't do?"

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Zhao Rong continued to sing: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth, and it was indeed a little crispy!"

Xu Qian sang: "Why is it so brittle?"

Zhao Rong sang: "Why is it so brittle?"

Xu Qian said: "I'll ask you now." ”

Zhao Lirong: I ......

Xu asked, "Why is it so brittle? Why is it so brittle?"

Zhao Rong sang into the microphone: "It's just a big turnip!"

"Haha!"

Everyone was about to laugh and smoke.

"It's just a big turnip... ”

"I'm about to burst into tears when I laugh. ”

"Awesome, admire Xu Qian. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. ”

"It's so funny. ”

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Xu Qian: "I'll tell the truth again!"

Zhao Rong grabbed the phone and said, "Have you heard clearly?"

Xu Qian: "Hey, who are you talking to?"

Zhao Rong said loudly: "Price Bureau!"

Xu Qian's entire body almost fell: "Sensei is going to open!"

Zhao Rong: "I'm going to open it, I'll give you a secret recipe!"

Xu Qian couldn't wait to ask, "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

Jiang Xingyue also agreed.

Zhao Rong said: "Bring a pen!"

Xu Qian: "Pen and ink are waiting!"

Xu Qian: Take the pen, take the pen, the old man, the old man......

Zhao Rong is dancing with a dragon and a phoenix.

Xu Qian felt that the figure of this old man at this time seemed to coincide with the figure of the old man in the other world.

In another world, Grandma Zhao wrote four big characters "genuine" at the Spring Festival Gala, and the writing process was achieved overnight, vigorous and powerful, and even the calligrapher praised her calligraphy.

In fact, Grandma Zhao's four words really confirm the sentence "one minute on stage, ten years off the stage", Grandma Zhao was born in a farmer, basically never went to school, let alone write brush words, she practiced for four months in order to write these four words, which led to her amazing stroke on the stage, but no one thought that these four words would become Grandma Zhao's masterpiece.

Xu Qian: "Okay, ah, go-ah, go-good! Genuinely-you! What do you mean?"

Zhao Rong: "I don't even understand what it means, you're such a great mallet!"

Xu Qian: "Hey, she said that we are good mallets! You old lady...... OMG!"

All........

"It's really a mallet. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I couldn't breathe when I laughed. ”

"It's so funny. ”

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Zhao Rong sang: Walk in all directions, the road is long, the water is long, confused and confused, village after village, go in all directions. ”

Xu Qian shouted, "Stop." ”

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

And then the skit was over.

"Bang Bang!"

The applause at the scene lasted for a long time, and many people's hands hurt, but they were still filming, because this sketch was really a classic, and Xu Qian did not live up to the expectations of others.

"It's so good, this sketch is the best I've ever seen. ”

"Amazing, amazing!"

"Hanging and Bombing !!!!!!"

"It is worthy of Xu Qian, produced by Xu Qian, it must be a high-quality product. ”

"It's so awesome, I don't know what words to use to describe Xu Qian. ”

"Niu Cha, I only admire Xu Qian in my life. ”

"Xu Qianniu fried the sky. ”

"Awesome, terrifying !!!!"

"It's awesome。。。。。 ”

"Xu Qian is a bug, a bug that no one can ignore. ”

"This year's Spring Festival Gala must be shining. ”

Xu Qian slapped everyone's face with his strength. ”

"It's amazing. ”

"It's terrific. ”

"Xu Qian is such a magical person, he can always create miracles. ”

"This is Xu Qian, the sky is not born Xu Qian, and the eternal night is like a long night. ”

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Master Feng looked at Grandma Zhao with some envy, he knew how important it was for a true artist to have a masterpiece.

And now Grandma Zhao has her own masterpiece.

"After today, she will definitely be famous all over the world. ”

Master Feng thought so.

Of course, in addition to envy, he is more happy, he knows how powerful Zhao Rong is, and such a person has been low-key for a long time, and has not gained a reputation that matches her own strength, but now it is different, she will get a reputation that matches her reputation.

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"Part-time Job Adventure" is a work that silences everyone.

The assistant said to the director of Dongfang: "The front of this work is indeed not funny, but the back is full of explosive points. ”

This is also the difference between Xu Qian's sketches and other people's sketches.

Because many sketches now pay attention to "grabbing people first", they must make you laugh within a few seconds, but Xu Qian's sketches are so slow and unpopular.

But Xu Qian's sketches have a characteristic, that is, he has accumulated a lot, because he has laid out enough groundwork, and almost all of them are explosive points in the later stage of the work.

Director Dongfang said: "So I let you watch it patiently." ”

"Nowadays, everybody likes to spend fast. Therefore, it is easy to use some broken baggage to re-taste, and it is easy to circle people. But a really good-looking comedy has to enter the situation, has to have a plot, and witty words are like word games at any time, which is the basic skill of a talk show artist, but a great language comedian has a complete plot and clever situation settings, and Xu Qian is such a great artist. ”

The assistant agreed.

At this time, the discussion about the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet is also going crazy.

"I'll go, this "Part-time Job Adventure" is so funny. ”

"yes, it's the funniest sketch I've ever seen. ”

"Xu Qian is really a ghost!"

"yes, my stomach hurts when I laugh at this sketch. ”

"This sketch is so good-looking. ”

"I've never seen such a good sketch. ”

"I love "Part-time Job Adventure" the most, and I love Xu Qian the most!"

"It's so funny, Xu Qian is too talented. ”

"Xu Qian is a genius! a genius that is rare in a thousand years!"

"This sketch is very funny, and it is very good, it satirizes the bad phenomena of society, but does not attack and ridicule the disadvantaged, or the poisonous tongue that has no bottom line for the sake of laughter. ”

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There are many people who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala and specifically complain about the Spring Festival Gala, and they are all taken aback when they see such comments.

What is "Part-time Job"?

Is this sketch really that good-looking?

Really?

There are countless people who are starting to itch, after all, so many people have said yes, so this sketch called "Part-time Job Adventure" must be unique.

Therefore, many people rewatched the sketch "Part-time Job" through the live webcast, and they didn't know if they didn't watch it, and they were completely captured by "Part-time Job" when they saw it.

This year's Spring Festival Gala really shocked everyone.

The first three programs are so shocking to the world.

Riverdance is thrilling!

"Wishing you prosperity" is jubilant!

Now "Part-time Job Adventure" is shocking again.

Those who said that this Spring Festival Gala was the worst Spring Festival Gala in history were slapped in the face.

"What's the worst?"

"Tease me. ”

"It's the best ever. ”

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Many people feel more and more that this year's Spring Festival Gala is extraordinary, and the three programs at the beginning are enough to shock the world.

At this moment, because of "Torchbearer", countless people turned on the TV, with curiosity about the Spring Festival Gala program.

"Maybe this year's Spring Festival Gala is really extraordinary!"

"Maybe this year's Spring Festival Gala is really good-looking!"

"Maybe this year's Spring Festival Gala is really different!"

"Perhaps。。。。。 ”

Anyway, I turned on the TV with countless expectations.

At this time, the director of Dongfang asked calmly: "How are the ratings counted?"

asked him why he was so calm, because Xu Qian was there, Xu Qian was like a needle that fixed the sea, giving him full confidence.

"Just now, when "Part-time Job Adventure" was broadcast, the ratings exceeded 9.2. ”

The staff said with some excitement.

"The ratings broke 9!"

"It's 。。。。。。。。 ”

Director Dongfang originally wanted to stay calm, but now he was stunned.

This is a good result even ten years ahead of schedule!

In such an era of national entertainment, it has created an unprecedented miracle.

"Looking for Xu Qian is really the right one. ”

Director Dongfang sighed.

The assistant also thinks so.

Such an achievement is really perverted.

This is all because the entertainment methods have increased since the new century, and the Spring Festival Gala is no longer the only way for people to have fun, and people can play games on Chinese New Year's Eve, and they can even chase dramas.

Naturally, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala naturally declined.

Coupled with the rise of the online video industry, people no longer watch the Spring Festival Gala through TV, and they can watch live broadcasts on the Internet, which has also led to a decline in the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala.

There is also the rise of the Spring Festival Gala of various Davids.

The star lineup invited by these satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is also good, and their content is funny, so they are also very popular, which is also the reason for the decline in the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala.

Another reason is that the Spring Festival Gala itself is not as funny as before, it is becoming more and more "serious", and it is developing more and more towards "Wei Guangzheng", which is also one of the factors for the decline in the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala.

In fact, if it weren't for Xu Qian's Dinghaishen needle in the previous Spring Festival Galas, the ratings would have been very miserable.

"How many people are watching it now?"

Director Dongfang continued to ask.

"600 million, 700 million, 800 million, I can't count it at all, anyway, there are more viewers than in previous years. ”

The assistant replied.

Hearing this answer, Director Dongfang smiled, this year's Spring Festival Gala is really different, it was so strong at the beginning.

It would be terrifying if this strength could be continued to the end.

Of course, he knew that all this was because of Xu Qian.

Xu Qian's work is really good.

The lineup of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years may be more luxurious than this one, but what's the use, in the final analysis, it is still necessary to use the works to speak.

Xu Gan's creativity is too strong, let's just say "Riverdance", it is really amazing, trampled by thousands of people, the momentum is like a rainbow, no one can compare.

The program of the Spring Festival Gala is still continuing, everyone's interest has also begun to rise, and the next program is still surprising.

One of the most anticipated programs in the Spring Festival Gala is the "See You for a Long Time" series.

For example, the strongest combination in history before.

And this time it is the reorganization of the "Flying Tigers".

The Flying Tigers were the biggest idol group in Asia, and many of them grew up watching them or listening to their songs.

When the Flying Tigers, which had been disbanded for more than ten years, stood together again, the audience burst into tears, especially the post-80s, as if they had returned to that era~ "Music, starlight, everything is romantic, troubles, sorrows, all have nothing to do with me This is our stage, exude charm now, let the sweat drift to the fullest~" After more than ten years of integration, the three little tigers have also become mature and stable under the tempering of time, but the Flying Tigers still have the same feelings in people's hearts, and they have not diminished in the slightest.

Many people exclaimed:

"Oh buy ga!"

"Xu Qian's face is too big, and he even invited them over. ”

"Surprise, this is an absolute surprise!"

"It's the Flying Tigers, this is our childhood, what could be more exciting than meeting a childhood idol?"

"Awesome,!"

"It's really a long time to see. ”

"It's a dream come true, it's really a dream come true. ”

"Seeing them appear together, I feel like I have returned to my youth, thank you Xu Qian, let me remember those years again. ”

"Thank you so much Xu Qian. ”

"Tears, really tears. ”

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Although the Flying Tigers are old and no longer so young, watching them bounce is already happiness.