The host appeared: "The next show to be performed is the cross talk "Point Company". ”

Subtitles begin to appear:

Crosstalk: Point Company

Performers: Xu Qian, Master Feng.

Everyone was pleasantly surprised:

"Xu Qian again?"

"I'll let me go, how many shows does Xu Qian want to perform. ”

"Surprise, big surprise. ”

"I don't know what to say anymore, and that's the biggest surprise I've ever heard. ”

"It's self-written, directed, and acted again, how versatile is Xu Qian?"

"Awesome Xu Qian, it's really awesome. ”

"Xu Qian, who is hanging and blowing up the sky. ”

"Amazing, amazing, Xu Qian is too powerful. ”

"Hey, big and bunch!"

"This is the best news I've ever received. ”

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The Internet is also about to explode.

"I'll go, Xu Qian has performed cross talk. ”

"Really, fake, when will Xu Qian return to perform cross talk?"

"I'll go, how many shows will Xu Qian perform this year?"

"Unbelievable, unbelievable, super-super unbelievable. ”

"I'm also drunk, Xu Qian is so powerful. ”

"I went to watch the Spring Festival Gala. ”

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At the same time, countless people turned on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, what were they for? Of course, they were to catch a glimpse of Xu Qian's demeanor.

Xu Qian's work "Point Company" selected this time is Feng Gong's work.

In another world, if you want to ask who is the most famous cross talk actor, the older generation may say Ma Sanli, Ma Ji, and our new voice generation may say Lao Guo.

But if you want to say who is the king of cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala, it is undoubtedly Feng Gong.

Lao Guo's cross talk is still not suitable for such a big stage as the Spring Festival Gala.

When Feng Gong was at his peak, it was when he cooperated with the herd, these two people were like Master Chen's brother Zhu Shimao, as soon as Jin Feng Yulu met, he won countless people in the world.

And this "Point Company" is one of the masterpieces of the two.

Xu Qian and Master Feng appeared on the stage, both of them were wearing black suits, looking very solemn.

Seeing the two on the stage, many people applauded and applauded.

Needless to say, Xu Qian has too many labels on his body now, director, actor, singer, he is the most famous man in the whole of Asia.

Of course, he is also a well-deserved king on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

As for Master Feng, he has also existed on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for decades, and he has countless protégés and former officials, and he is a giant-level figure.

The cooperation between these two people is naturally very exciting.

Master Feng: "Dear audience and friends, happy Spring Festival, Xiao Feng has a greeting for you." ”

All.........

"Don't push your face!"

"It's still Xiao Feng, you're so old. ”

"Master Feng, do you think you're still young, that's just your delusion. ”

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Xu Qian: "Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, the on-site office of our subsidiary has started now. ”

"Bang Bang!"

The applause from the audience was very enthusiastic.

Xu Qian won applause as soon as he opened his mouth, which also announced that he was the king of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Huh!"

There was a man in front of the TV who sneered.

He is the famous cross talk actor Wang Xiao.

He was originally scheduled to participate in this year's Spring Festival Gala, but later joined the ranks of the crusade against Xu Gan, so he was laid off by Xu Gan, so he held a grudge against Xu Gan.

Now when he saw Xu Qian performing cross talk, he sneered:

"Is cross talk really such a good performance?"

"Without decades of cross talk skills, without decades of stage experience, even geniuses can't be achieved overnight. ”

"Do you really think that talking and singing is talking?"

Therefore, Wang Xiao directly scarves and says: "Hehe, a person who has no basic skills in cross talk performs cross talk, this is an insult to cross talk, and he can't succeed." ”

His words were appreciated by many people.

After all, there is nothing in this world that can be shortcuts.

You see others succeeding casually, but you don't notice the efforts of others behind the scenes.

Cross talk also needs to be practiced, as the so-called one minute on stage, ten years of work off stage, the audience is moved by your feelings from your words and pauses, if you don't have a certain amount of stage experience, you can't do it.

"Yes, does Xu Qiante know cross talk?"

"Now there are fewer and fewer people studying skills, and there are more and more cross talk actors who come out to shake. It's not worth it. ”

"Cross talk is taught and skilled. Many old gentlemen have refined the techniques for thousands of years. Not to mention the multi-science, at least the combination of empiricism and spontaneous research theory, Xu Qian could not have succeeded without practice. ”

"Xu Qian, this is defiling cross talk!"

"What I said upstairs is certainly reasonable, but those truths are only applicable to ordinary people, Xu Qian is a ghost!"

"Who knew that Xu Qian had this ability before he performed a sketch? Who knew that he had this ability before Xu Qian released the singer? Who knew that he had this ability before Xu Qian released the director?"

"Awesome,, what you said is only applicable to ordinary people, and Xu Qian is a god, how can he be defined casually?"

"You guys are underestimating Xu Gan too much, Xu Qian slapped you people in the face. ”

"Sit back and wait to be slapped in the face by Xu Gan, Xu Qian likes to break common sense, otherwise how can he be called a miracle son? Just because he is good at creating miracles. ”

"Ridiculous, ridiculous. ”

"Xu Qian, you can speculate casually. ”

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The two sides argued endlessly, some thought that Xu Gan's performance was not good, and some thought that Xu Qian would definitely be able to perform well.

Wang Xiao looked confused.

"What's the situation?"

"There's nothing wrong with what I said!"

"These people must have been brainwashed by Xu Gan, yes, it must be so. ”

"This Xu Qian is a special cult leader, it's terrifying. ”

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Wang Xiao thought so.

These controversies are not only not harmful to the Spring Festival Gala performance, but are beneficial.

Because of these controversies, more people began to watch this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Master Feng asked, "Dian Zizi, this is a new thing, as the name suggests, Ang! What are you doing with Dianzi Company?"

Master Feng's voice was very magnetic.

Xu Qian explained: "To put it bluntly, it is to give you ideas, ideas, first of all, I will introduce you, I am the general manager of the company." ”

Master Feng: "Oh, Mr. Xu!"

Master Feng's voice was very magnetic, and his expression that seemed to be flattering and mocking was really funny.

"Hahaha!"

"Master Feng can. ”

"Master Feng's micro-expression is invincible in the world. ”

"I just like to watch Master Feng perform. ”

"Awesome, it's still Master Feng's deep acting skills. ”

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Xu Qian said: "Mr. Lu Xun has a high opinion of cattle like us. ”

Xu Qian changed it here, the original sentence is that Mr. Lu Xun has a high opinion of our old Niu family, but unfortunately Xu Qian is not surnamed Niu, so he can only be changed to a cow like us.

Master Feng asked curiously, "What do you say?" ”

Xu Qian: "Cows eat grass. ”

Master Feng continued: "It is milk that is squeezed out. ”

Xu Qian: "And I'm not. ”

Master Feng asked, "Who are you?"

Xu Qian: "I eat milk. ”

Master Feng: "It's grass that's squeezed out. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's funny. ”

"This is the funniest cross talk I've ever seen. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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In just a few sentences, "Point Company" has shocked the world.

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The cross talk continued, and everyone was watching intently, this is the charm of language programs, which are more attractive than singing and dancing programs.

Xu Qian: "What is squeezed out is an idea, and people give the nickname Xu!"

Master Feng: "Idea Xu, Idea Xu, you mean you! You are a big name in today's society." ”

Master Feng respectfully shook hands with Xu Qian.

Then he said: "Idea Xu, who doesn't know, I don't know anyway!"

"Haha!"

The audience was amused by the contrast.

"Funny. ”

"Hahaha!"

"Master Feng can. ”

"Master Feng's micro-expression is invincible in the world. ”

"I just like to watch Master Feng perform. ”

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Xu Qian: "Look at this meaning, you don't trust our subsidiary very much. ”

Master Feng: "Yo, it's not that I don't trust too much, I don't trust it too much. ”

Xu Qian: "It's okay, dear audience friends, you can ask questions on the spot, and I'll give you ideas on the spot." ”

Master Feng said: "Dear audience friends, please allow me to ask a question on behalf of everyone, and I will raise this question to ensure that all the audience and friends here will be happy." ”

Xu Qian: "Really?"

Master Feng: "Such a question: our friends here today don't have much money, can you come up with an idea that the money in each of our pockets will be quickly bulging, and we can't break the law, and we can't be tired." ”

"Good!"

The audience applauded.

"Yes. ”

That's a good question. ”

"Yes, the money in our wallets swelled up quickly. ”

"Awesome. ”

“666666666。 ”

"Yes, yes, it's a terrible question. ”

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Xu Qian: "I understand what you mean, you mean that the friends here today don't bring much money, and they can't break the law, and they can't let everyone get tired during the New Year, so that the money in their pockets can quickly bulge." I'll send you four words. ”

Master Feng asked suspiciously, "Those four words?"

Xu Qian: "Change it for change." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Change for change。。。。。。 ”

"It's a shame that he came up with it. ”

"It's a rhythm that makes me laugh. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"These two people complement each other perfectly!"

"Awesome,!"

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"Idea cow or not, how's it!"

Xu Qian asked Master Feng.

Master Feng: "What kind of ideas, Xu! I have a lot more ideas than you." ”

Master Feng's expression was very disdainful.

Hearing this, Xu Qian was not happy: "Really, then let me ask you a question." ”

Master Feng said very domineeringly: "Just ask." ”

Xu Qian asked: "Now, of course, it's just an isolated phenomenon---- fake cigarettes and fake alcohol have been banned repeatedly, especially fake drugs harm people's lives, may I ask Mr. Feng what ideas to reverse." ”

Master Feng said: "My idea is very easy, just open your mouth, don't you say fake medicine, repeated prohibitions, pit people's lives, I will send you four words." ”

Xu Qian: "You say." ”

Master Feng: "Catch it and die!"

"Good!"

The audience applauded.

"Yes, the only way to sell counterfeit drugs is to be caught and killed. ”

"Yes, you can. ”

"It's a rhythm that makes me laugh. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"These two people complement each other perfectly!"

"Awesome,!"

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Master Feng continued, "It can be stopped in one fell swoop. ”

Xu Qian: "No, no, your mood is understandable, but the idea is not good." ”

Master Feng said unconvinced: "You have an idea, you have something that is closely related to people's lives." ”

Xu Qian: "That's too much, are you wearing a watch, what kind of watch is this, do you know? This is called a couple watch." That's one of my ideas, and it's selling well at home and abroad. ”

Master Feng asked curiously, "What idea?"

Xu Qian: "Double calendar, have you paid attention, one records the normal date of the Common Era, and the other records your wedding date." ”

Master Feng: "Oh! The wedding date is your idea. ”

Xu Qian: "That's right. ”

Master Feng: "You're too much of a loss to you!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Master Feng's expression immediately changed, and his tone became compassionate: "You know how many happy families you have broken up, comrades, I am his direct victim. ”

"I ---, comrades, I once bought my wife a couple watch with great enthusiasm, but in a fit of excitement I made the wrong date for the wedding. My wife didn't say I had an ex-wife. After half a year of review, I still stay in the kitchenette!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Master Feng's acting skills are too deep, one action, one expression can make people laugh.

It's not funny if someone else says the same thing, but it's very, very funny if it comes out of Master Feng's mouth.

"It's hilarious. ”

"It's funny. ”

"This cross talk is awesome!"

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product, and he finally understands the true meaning of this sentence. ”

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Xu Qian: "You can't blame me!"

Master Feng said unrelentingly: "It's all your ideas, it's all bad ideas." ”

Xu Qian: "Let me listen, you don't have a bad idea." Nowadays, everyone likes to listen to songs, and some singers sing really well, but they can't speak Mandarin. A big mouth and a big tongue, may I ask Mr. Feng, is there any idea for this big tongue to cure?"

Master Feng: "That's right, there is such a phenomenon. The singers stood on the stage: "Wow, I'm so happy today, the audience here is so enthusiastic, so chic, so refreshing, so warm, so warm."

All........

Because Master Feng is speaking in a "female voice", he is a big man talking in a female voice, the contrast is really too great.

"We all thought it was from Taipei, and we inquired about the Northeast. ”

"Haha!"

"Haha!!!!!"

Everyone couldn't help it, Master Feng's performance was so vivid, it could even be described as "vivid".

"It's hilarious. ”

"Master Feng is truly amazing. ”

"It's funny. ”

"This cross talk is awesome!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Xu Qian: "That's right. ”

Master Feng: "I have an idea. ”

Xu Qian: "You say." ”

Master Feng: "Let those big tongues rinse their mouths with slimming tea every day, is this okay?"

"Haha!"

Everyone was about to laugh and smoke.

"Drink slimming tea。。。。。。。 ”

"Weight loss tea gargle, who came up with this?"

"Master Feng is truly amazing. ”

"It's funny. ”

"This cross talk is awesome!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's funny. ”

"I'm convinced, and I'm completely convinced of Xu Qian!!!!!"

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Xu Qian said: "You are purely a crooked idea, this is not good." ”

Master Feng said unconvinced: "I'll listen to your real ideas." ”

This cross talk has attracted everyone now, whether it is the audience at the scene, or the audience in front of the TV, and even overseas Chinese are very fond of this cross talk.

The cooperation between Master Feng and Xu Qian also shocked everyone, and the cooperation between the two is very tacit, as if they have been cooperating for decades.

It can be said that Xu Qian shocked everyone again.