383, Shoot Gray Dance (3/4)
After tonight, the little monkey Tang Yu successfully upgraded to the Sky Monkey, gravity could no longer restrain him, first fed himself a bag of salt, and then said that he would officially enter the film and television industry, please uncle!
Tang Tian's words made him recognize the reality - "Have you finished your homework? No?
The lethality of this sentence is quite large, not only shocked Tang Yu, but also the villain Tang Tang Tang was also suppressed, she was originally pestering Tang Shuang Balabala to be on TV, after hearing Brother Tian Tian's words, she instantly turned into a little turtle, shut up, shrunk her neck, bent over into a ball, and tried to narrow down the target, don't find me, don't find me......
Tang Yu went back dejectedly, the highlight of his life was still unable to escape the curse of homework, he didn't know that everyone's youth was a history of suffering fighting against homework.
Tang Tang's children's shoes, who were in sympathy with the same disease, were also caught by Tang Shuang to do her homework, and she was forced to sit at the small desk, the homework book was spread out for her, and the pencil was also sharpened for her, and the villain only needed to use the pen.
But she had to inch in: "Xiaoshuang, why are you so good, can you help the Lun family do their homework?"
As soon as she finished speaking, a finger snapped and hit her on the head, knocking three times in a row.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch~ Why are you hitting your little sister, your little sister is so well-behaved, doing her homework. Candy said indignantly.
In view of the fact that the villain was very restless, Tang Shuang wanted to arrest her to Tang Sanjian's study and ask the Emperor Taishang to suppress it.
The villain refused to go, grabbed the small desk with both hands and feet, and threatened that she and the small desk were stuck together and couldn't leave.
Tang Shuang gave up and said, "I won't catch you, but you will do my homework obediently for me, okay?"
The villain bargains, and you can do your homework, but can you take me on TV, push the baby, you pushed the little monkey.
Tang Shuang: "If I don't push this, will you lose sleep tonight?"
Candy: "Insomnia, insomnia, with panda eyes, others will say that the little baby of the old Tang family must have been wronged, it must be her brother who treated her badly, beat her, didn't coax her, and was unhappy......"
Tang Shuang interrupted this little chatter: "I know, you do your homework, and I'll push you when you're done." ”
"Hee-hee-hee~ Listen to the king! The baby is doing homework, the baby likes to do homework very much, get 100 points!"
"Another 100 points?
How can you question the baby at this time, the baby is a little unhappy, and swears loudly: "If you don't take 100 points, the baby is not a person!"
"Tut~"
Tang Shuang muttered in a low voice, you are not a human being, you are a pig essence.
Candy worked hard to finish her weekend homework in less than a minute.
Seeing this scene, Tang Shuang was relieved in his heart, the civil and military family, there is a successor to this "Wen".
This martial arts, if changed to "dance", would be more appropriate.
The eldest sister of the Tang family dances very well, and the little sister of the Tang family is a little powerful.
For a villain like her, dance skills are secondary, the key is to dare to dance and love to dance, to dare to show off yourself if you don't dance well, and to enjoy the fun from the process of dancing.
The little sister of the Tang family is stupid and bold, and few children who dare to jump and love to jump compare to her.
"I'm done with my homework, I'm done with my homework, look~ Xiaoshuang, look, my homework is done! ”
Candy Er stuffed her homework book into Tang Shuang's arms like a treasure, invited the adults to take a look, and pushed her on the TV after watching it.
Tang Shuang flipped through her homework book casually and said, "Why is your homework so little, it's too indulgent for you." ”
Candy: "Children are born to play well, hum, how can you be like you, you don't have to do homework every day, you don't go to school, you have a good life." ”
Small children are born to be pinched.
Tang Shuang took advantage of the little piggy's inattention, quickly pinched her little face twice, and then pushed her, pushing the little piggy and sighing: "Why are you pushing me." ”
Tang Shuang smiled evilly: "No, did you let me push you?" ”
Candy was dumbfounded, what she wanted to push was not like this, fooling children?!
This can't pass the test, the child in order to get the big devil to push, painstakingly do homework, finally finished the homework, and almost pushed her to the ground, saying that this is to push her.
Hurry up and start over, otherwise I won't have you!
In view of the fact that Little Piggy wanted to go out and fight with him, Tang Shuang didn't dare to tease her anymore, and Little Piggy would bite and tear off a piece of meat when he got angry.
Tang Shuang turned on her phone, downloaded a video software called Maoyan, registered an account immediately, and then called Candy Over, "Can you dance? ”
Dancing is the Lun family's unique skill, and the little pig nodded vigorously: "Yes, the Lun family will, super powerful, Xiaoshuang, will anyone read it if you upload it to the website?"
"Somebody oh, a lot of people, if you dance well and it's cute, a lot of people will give you a thumbs up. ”
This is the answer that Little Piggy wants, since there are a lot of likes, then hurry up, what are you waiting for.
As for the premise that she dances well and is cute, it's not a problem at all, can she, Candy, dance badly, can she not be cute, so can everyone not like it?
Tang Shuang was looking for a song on her mobile phone, Candy stood on tiptoe, grabbed his hand, looked at the mobile phone, and said for a while that we were good at dancing this dance, and then said that cute people were dancing cutely, and when she saw someone wearing sunglasses and was super cool, she wanted to be cooler than others......
In the end, Tang Shuang chose a gray dance, which is very unpopular in Maoyan, but it is very good-looking, easy to learn, addictive, and very toxic.
Candy doesn't need to be taught by Tang Shuang, looking at how others dance on the phone, she learns it in style.
Tang Shuang was surprised: "Awesome, amazing, Tang Tang children's shoes, you have two hits, it seems that you are a genius in dancing, let me take a look at your bones?"
was praised by Tang Shuang, the little pig was drunk, and hurriedly took the initiative to send it to the door: "What do you think? ”
So Tang Shuang caught her and pinched her, and the little pig who pinched it screamed non-stop, and finally couldn't help it, raised her little feet, and wanted to kick Tang Xiaoshuang over in order to escape from the clutches.
"Don't fight, don't fight, calm down, tell you a good news Tang Tang Sugar Children's Shoes, just after my test, I found that you are a natural genius, a thousand years before there is a big demon king, it's amazing, oops, don't kick, don't kick, okay, you still kick, ouch, how do you bite, I'm praising you, what? The big devil is me? Okay, good, you're a little fairy, don't do it, let's dance seriously, okay, I'll put my phone in place, you just stand here, and you will jump up as soon as the music sounds~"
Tang Shuang took the phone, asked Candy to step back a little further, completely under the camera, and said: "Don't swing scissor hands, don't puff up your cheeks, don't pretend to be a kitten, this is not taking pictures, this is shooting videos, do you remember how to dance just now, yes, first pat the left shoulder, and then pat the right shoulder, just when there is dust on both shoulders, use your little hands to pat the dust off, it's as simple as that, move, get ready ~ Ready go!"
Candy is rare to tie two big braids today, under the bangs is a pair of big cute eyes, baby fat on the blush, this female cherry mouth, snow-white muscles, small nose slightly upturned, typical child nose, uh, her lips are beaded, is a typical quarrel of the face of a little expert.
The little pig is full of spirituality, as soon as the music sounds, she adds small movements by herself, first incarnated as a little turtle, her neck stretches and shrinks, and then shrinks and stretches, her eyes are round, black and white, clear, innocent and cute~
After the little turtle, the little pig turned into a little rabbit, jumped up, the little hand forked the small waist, the little butt pouted, the little body twisted left, the little body twisted right, the music turned, entered the climax, the little hand gave up the small waist, began to pat the ash, patted the left shoulder, and then patted the right shoulder, with a smile on his face, very happy~
Although she added a lot of small movements, the rhythm was very accurate, and it was amazing.
This little guy doesn't praise it, but as soon as she finishes praising it in her heart, she is not serious, sticking out her tongue, making faces, pouting her little buttocks, and dancing wildly, and the rhythm is all out of order......
"Hee-hee-hee~ha~pia~pia~biu~biu~"
Tang Shuang didn't shout to stop, let her continue to go crazy, and after 30 seconds, the video recording ended: "I found that you villain is only serious for three seconds, and the old state is germinating, can you finish the dance well? Don't shake, stop, the filming has been completed." ”