A simple dance, Little Pig Pig recorded it eleven times, it was completely deliberate, Tang Shuang wanted to take the burden and not do it, Little Pig Pig finished the dance seriously, and then uploaded it to the Internet.

Little Pig held his mobile phone and enjoyed it three times, and was overjoyed, and then made a request: "Xiaoshuang, you want to change your name, you can't call Tang Xiaozhu!"

Tang Shuang's registered account is called Tang Xiaozhu, how can the Tang family's little pig bear it, this is obvious discrimination, and it is to cause disputes and fights.

In order to spend a warm and calm night, Tang Shuang was as good as a stream, and changed Tang Xiaozhu into a dream of 900 million girls.

The first video of the 900 million girl's dream is dancing the gray dance, and the second video is the crazy demon flurry.

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, show me if someone is careful for the Lun family?"

The little pig Buling came to Tang Shuang and asked to watch the video, for so long, has anyone liked her heart, she is so good.

Tang Shuang raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said helplessly: "It's just been three minutes, you've already watched it five times, don't you bother you to say, huh, go and go back to your room to sleep, your mother is looking for you." ”

Little Pig salivated his face, grinned and stuck to Tang Shuang's side, saying that he would not leave. Huang Xiangning came over and urged the little piggy to go to bed.

"Mom, I'm so energetic that I don't want to sleep. ”

The little pig hid behind Tang Shuang, neither wanting to take the initiative to go back to the room to sleep, nor wanting her mother to catch her.

Huang Xiangning wanted to take the little pig away, and the little pig drilled everywhere, and finally got under the desk and hid in the corner. Seeing that Huang Xiangning was extremely speechless, squatting in front of the desk to do work for Little Piggy, is it okay for my mother to tell you a story, well, my mother has a lot of whispers to talk to you.

"I don't! I don't sleep! I want to play with Frost. "The little pig turned into a little turtle and cowered in the corner and refused to come out.

Whispering to her mother was Little Piggy's favorite, but tonight she empathized and said goodbye, and her favorite became Tang Shuang's mobile phone.

Huang Xiangning did ideological work for her, and Little Piggy made up her mind to squat under the desk for a night, anyway, the little turtle slept like this, so she was not afraid, and she would not have any discomfort.

Tang Shuang gave Huang Xiangning an idea: "Mom, I didn't see the golf club behind the door, I borrowed it from you, and it was very easy to beat children." ”

Although Candy couldn't see Tang Shuang, her angry voice came out: "Xiaoshuang, you big villain! Why do you want to hurt the baby, don't you feel sad to kill the baby~......"

Tang Shuang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

I just said beating children, I didn't say that I would kill them with a pole.

Although Candy believed that her mother would not be so ruthless, she was still a little worried, so she immediately made an excuse, "Mom, Mom, Candy really doesn't have to sleep, you see, the baby took a bath and washed all the sleepy insects!

Huang Xiangning: O__O "...

In the end, Tang Shuang turned off the light in the study, saying that he was going to sleep, leaving the little piggy here alone, if you want to hide under the desk, you can hide, and you have the ability to squat all night without shouting bitterness.

Candy was instantly dumbfounded, Tang Xiaoshuang dismantled her stage as always, this big villain!

Tang Shuang and Huang Xiangning turned off the lights and were about to lock the door of the study, when a small figure jumped out of the darkness in an instant, and a gust of wind came out of the crack in the door that was closing, and then braked, standing in the corridor and patting his little chest: "Oh, it's so dark, the baby is afraid of the dark, ho ho ho ho ~ Mom and Xiaoshuang have gone bad." ”

Although she forced the little piggy out of the study, she still didn't want to go back to the princess's room, but escaped to Tang Shuang's room with a smoke, got into the bed, and lived or died, saying that she was frightened just now, and she wanted to sleep with her brother tonight, begging to protect the baby.

Tang Shuang didn't believe it, stupid and bold couldn't be so frightened, she lifted the quilt to pick her up, the little pig hugged the pillow, wrapped her hands and feet, and shouted: "It's true! The baby is so afraid of the black, the heart is still fluttering, you have to care about the child, the Lun family is the flower of the motherland, you have to protect it, mother, is what the baby said right?"

Huang Xiangning was helpless, and finally gave up and let Candy Er and Tang Shuang stay for one night.

Tang Shuang is 10,000 unwilling, this little pig pig sleeps very restlessly, often punches and kicks, falls under the bed, drools, farts, laughs in his sleep for no reason, a little infiltrating.

As soon as Tang Shuang expressed a little bit of this opinion, Little Piggy went online, accusing him of having other children, so he didn't want a little sister, not a person!

Tang Shuang pointed to himself and asked, "You say I'm not human?"

Huang Xiangning had already left, Candy Er got out of the bed, and jumped on the bed in the bear pajamas, "You like other children, you are not human!

Tang Shuang immediately caught her and wanted to spank her little ass.

Tonight, the little pig pig is having a good time, the restless factor is completely boiling, and he can't calm down at all, so he has to take a beating.

Tang Shuang just pia her little ass twice, and the little piggy shouted that she had something to say: "Don't fight, don't fight! Let the child finish talking and then fight well, huh~"

Tang Shuang was not fooled, as soon as he was released, the bear child would definitely have to run, and it would take a lot of effort to catch it when the time came.

"If you have something to say, hurry up, I'll fight when I'm done, dare to say that my brother is not human, it's the other way around. ”

Candy was sandwiched in Tang Shuang's armpit, the little fart was facing forward, her head was facing back, she looked very humiliating, she didn't have the style of a little fairy at all, not to mention that the little princess was loved by thousands of people.

She muttered from the bottom of her heart for a while, and after Tang Shuang threatened you with a sentence of "I will beat you up", she immediately got back to business, stretched out her little hand and said, "Xiaoshuang, look, do you know what this is mine?"

Tang Shuang: "Your little paws?"

Candy secretly grinded her teeth, and then thought that she was now in an absolutely vulnerable position, and it was useless to resist, so she could only swallow her anger and say: "This is the back of the baby's hand!"

Kicked her calf again and asked, "Xiaoshuang, do you know what this is a baby?"

With experience, Tang Shuang said, "Your instep!"

Candy: "Hee hee hee ~ yes, this is the back of the baby's hand, this is the baby's instep, the baby is the baby of the little frost~"

Tang Shuang: ♪ (^∀^●)ノ

Well, for the sake of you're so good at sycophancy, let it go.

Little Pig stuck out her little tongue, and finally escaped from the palm of the big demon king, but she was embarrassed! Sitting on the bed in a daze, her face was cute, but what she thought in her heart was whether she should get up in the middle of the night to defeat Xiaoshuang?

Tang Shuang lay on the bed and beckoned to the candy in a daze: "Candy, come over and get into the quilt." ”

As soon as Candy got in, she was held in Tang Shuang's arms and said comfortably: "Oh, a fleshy child is really like a warm baby, and he doesn't need to warm the quilt." ”

(PS: Update 10,000 words today, ask for votes)