In ancient times, long, silent nights were the most boring and unbearable. www.biquge.info Especially when you can't fall asleep after tossing and turning, you can only lie on the bed and listen to the sounds of nature outside to masturbate. Either the sound of the autumn wind, sweeping the earth, and falling leaves, or the sound of ice and snow melting and creaking in early spring, or the sound of rain like night rain in Bashan on a midsummer night, or the sound of snowflakes falling and treetops breaking on a winter day. But what I'm looking forward to the most is the warm and magnetic voice of my companion through my phone.

After a few days, it was easy to get through the phone, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm joking, as the saying goes, people can't look good, sea water can't fight, don't be angry." I smiled softly and apologized. "I'm not such a stingy person, you think too much, I'm the prime minister's belly can hold the boat. He smiled, "The main thing is that I forgot to call after drinking water, I was so sleepy that I fell asleep directly." "You're really not angry?" I asked tentatively.

He smiled and said, "You don't know the height of celebrities, I'll report to you." Deng Lao 1.57 meters, Sun Yat-sen 1.58 meters, Charlemagne 1.50 meters, Stalin 1.62 meters, Lu Xun 1.58 meters...... Putin, Medvedev, Sarkozy, are not tall! So it depends on strength, not height. "He's reciting the data backwards. "That makes sense. I said resignedly, while secretly thinking to myself, in fact, I still like a high point, a sense of security, of course, it is better to have strength.

"The reason why I devoted myself to the cause of traveling to ancient times is that many girls now only look at their height, and I am alone. According to the theory of evolution, people in the past were shorter, and I still looked good, and they all said that I still looked a little like me, and now the portrait of the emperor's son, Song Renzong, so if you come here, there will be more opportunities. But it's really a big disappointment, it's all rustic village girls. He said in dismay. "So when you climb the Great Wall and visit the Grand Canal in the future, you must not forget the blood and sweat, tiredness and pain of the vast number of toiling people, especially my Xiaofei, haha. He said happily.

"By the way, what you said last time was really fascinating, but it stopped abruptly, and I didn't think about tea and dinner all day long, what happened to me? "I finally got him down to business. "What else? Didn't you go into the palace and face the head?" he said lightly.

"The beauty of the face, the appearance; First, the beauty of hair. It is also called a male pet, and it is a beautiful man played by noble ladies. Although it is not uncommon in history for powerful women to secretly recruit male favorites, it is not surprising, but did you really enter the palace and become the face of Wu Zetian?" "Actually, it should be called Wu Cao, not Wu Zetian, then Tian is number is a bit nondescript. This word is the sky above the sun and the moon below. Her own name is the meaning of the sun and moon hanging high in the sky, shining on the earth. He triumphantly corrected me.

"You guy still has a lot of knowledge, by the way, how did they like you? Is it her cronies around her who are looking around, looking for them from the people, and the flowers fall to your house? Or is it that her daughter Princess Taiping personally tried to introduce them, which is said to be the main source of male pets, and in the end, it was either you who recommended yourself?" I laughed beside me while talking nonsense.

"I was inexplicable, and I was selected to enter the palace in a daze. After my time machine stopped that day, I saw a big garden, spring flowers blooming, warblers singing and swallowing, the sun was shining, and I was about to bathe in the sun, but I was tied up by several eunuch-like people, with burlap bags on my head, and a large sedan chair was lifted. I was scared to death, thinking that I would get into the palace to cleanse myself. I thought it was miserable, miserable, I was going to come to see beautiful women in ancient times, but now I have become a eunuch, what should I do? I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, but a few big men around me were guarding, close at hand, and it was difficult to fly. Fortunately, I listened to what they said later, and there were a few fewer people to make up the number, this kid is good, just a little shorter, but it doesn't matter, anyway, she can't use so many people, so she can use it as a vase and put it there to make up the number. As soon as I heard this, I was relieved, thinking that I was going to be a servant, but how did I know that I was going to be fostered? Later, I also knew that this master was actually the only legendary female emperor in Chinese history, to be honest, I was still quite excited, and I was about to see a beautiful woman?" he smiled embarrassedly.

"You have met Wu Zetian herself, what does she look like? She must be unparalleled in beauty, captivating the country and the city, and charming and charming, right! Although she was over 60 years old when she ascended the throne, it is said that she is over 60 years old, but she still looks like a peach blossom, pink and delicate, and her whole body exudes bursts of fragrance. Her hair is black and shiny, shiny, and her skin is fair and ruddy, elastic, and plump and beautiful, like a girl. By the way, who does she look like? Like which star in our modern society - Fan Bingbing, Li Bingbing or Yin Tao's version? Also, is she a strange moon, with dragon eyes and phoenix neck, and a square forehead? There are relevant historical brick family research that says that she is more like Pan Yingzi, is this the case?" I asked with infinite curiosity.

"What do those four words mean? Someone said that about me!" he looked puzzled. That is to say, Wu Zetian has a very good appearance, he has the life of being a human king, his eyes are big and spirited, his neck is slender, his forehead is square, and his cheeks are large. I explained.

He sighed deeply: "It should be like this, the eyes are big, but the eyelids are seriously drooping, and the face is big, but a little puffy." But I don't think it's like the previous ones at all, maybe it's more like Pan Zizi, but who is she, I haven't heard of it. But heck, I just went to the wrong time, and I couldn't make it. When I went, she was in her seventies and eighties, and what kind of beauty was there? It's just an ordinary old lady, just better than the average maintenance, she looks like she is in her 60s, blowing, all blowing. Hey, if only she had gone a few decades earlier, you could see her in her prime, with a flowery face and a moon-like appearance, red lips and white teeth. In that case, it doesn't matter if you are a face-to-face, and you won't suffer!" It is estimated that he has a sad and bitter face.

"She wasn't a queen at that time, so how did she get the first choice? You didn't get a chance to see her. It's just a lie, nonsense. And even if you see her, at that time, you still had a tryst with Li Zhi secretly under the green lantern scroll of Ganye Temple, if you are entangled with you, Qingqing and mine, it is estimated that Li Zhi will cure you, haha. I leaned back with laughter. "Then I'll go to the right time." He laughs.

"By the way, is she fierce to you, is she like a tiger?" I asked curiously.

"She was kind to us and always told us stories. said that when she was a palace maid, Taizong had a chrysanthemum green, and this horse was unruly. She volunteered that I could tame it, but it would take a whip, a hammer, and a dagger. She said that she would first whip it with an iron whip, or if she would not accept it, and then hit her head with a hammer, and if she did not accept it, she would cut it with a dagger. But Taizong never blessed her again, and she also said to herself, at that time, everyone called me Mei Niang, and it was even more charming than now, how could it not be that the people of the world did not flatter?" He was also curious.

"Haha, you are her face, of course you are full of spring breeze. I continued, "In the Taizong Dynasty, she neither gave birth nor was promoted, and her title has always been talented. Therefore, the attraction of men and women is often better to complement each other. Radish greens, each has its own love, you think that Tang Taizong is the hero of the world, wanton killing, naturally hope that gentle and virtuous women accompany him. He is a brutal boyfriend himself, how could he choose this brutal girlfriend?" I analyzed with a smile. "Makes sense. He said.

"By the way, how is Shangguan Wan'er? It's not good, isn't it the unearthed epitaph that clearly records that Wan'er was named a talented person of Tang Gaozong when she was 13 years old, and was canonized as Zhaorong of Tang Zhongzong at the age of 42.

"It's also average, to be honest, these legendary beauties are not what we imagined. It's not my favorite model. The men of Datang all like the big-faced Wangfu type, and if anyone spends money to go to South Korea to spend a lot of money on the whole small melon seed face, the people here will definitely think that the brain is in water. But then again, those of us who are only allowed to stare at these flamboyantly dressed palace maids from afar, are not allowed to kiss each other, even if we like it, we are helpless. He said with some disappointment.

"Yes, let me tell you that Yang Guifei looks very ordinary, and you also said that I was jealous of others, now seeing is believing. I retaliated with a tooth for a tooth," I was so disappointed. "He finally understood that what I was saying was true.

"By the way, is there really a plum blossom on her forehead?" "Yes, many palace maids and palace maids think they are beautiful, and they all follow suit, and this kind of red plum makeup is gradually prevalent in the palace. He affirmed.

It is said that when she saw Zhang Changzong's beautiful appearance, she couldn't help but feel like a deer. When he was flirting with him, he was touched by Wu Zetian, and in a fit of anger, he stabbed his forehead with a golden knife, and then Wan'er made a plum blossom by herself, is there such a thing?" I asked about the secret history of the palace again.

"I don't know this, and I can't see the affairs of the palace. Don't forget, I'm a one-size-fits-all figure, and you really want me to go to bed, but I won't go. If Wu Zetian is younger, I can also consider sacrificing it, and I will never do anything about sleeping with an old lady, then I am thankful, don't you say?" he laughed.

"In ancient society, men could recruit wives and concubines openly, and concubines in a grand manner. Several, hundreds, or even tens of thousands of women share a man. After Wu Zetian took power, did she really have "three palaces and six courts" and "three thousand faces"? Does she want to compete with the emperors of previous dynasties? This is a big scandal about her traversing the past and the present, and it is also a topic that literati and writers talk about. There are all kinds of confusing records left in the official history and the wild history, is this a legend, or is it really a fact?" I asked curiously.

"As the saying goes, it is full of warm thoughts, and ordinary people are still like this, not to mention the emperor who is ranked in the ninety-five honor, of course she has to enjoy the life of an emperor who is exclusive to herself and the stars hold the moon. Therefore, it is necessary to make beauty pageant boys worship left and right. Also, I think that in ancient times, it was actually a symbol of the supreme status of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. So the face is a must, but the number is not as many as the legend, and there are still hundreds of people. Most of these people are in their 20s, white and beautiful, and good at pronunciation. She was fortunate to have the graceful Imperial Doctor Shen, the naturally powerful monk Xue, and the Zhang brothers who looked like Sai Pan'an. Those of us who are the only ones who look to them are the first to look at them. He said 1510.

"And how old are you in line?" I asked curiously. "I'm just a promiscuous, it's really far behind, 3,000 is purely the bottom, haha. He also said self-deprecatingly. However, at that time, many people volunteered to enter the palace to serve, and Wu Zetian hadn't seen it yet, young, beautiful, and strong were the three conditions for her to choose a male pet. By the way, there is also the talented poet Mr. Song Zhiwen, who is a talent, generous, and has a chapter, and he also came to recommend himself, but unfortunately he was defeated, and he ate a big closed-door soup, and we were snickering on the side. The main thing is that the mouth is too bad. So I'm still quite not. "He looked pretentious.

"By the way, the legendary Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi's brother, is said to be a man from heaven and earth, and his appearance is as beautiful as a flower, is this so, or is it hearsay, and it is false?" I asked curiously. "Goo-" What an ugly sound, a strange voice came from the other side of the phone. “

I'm sorry, the food I ate today is not clean, I'm going to go to the toilet to change my clothes, let's talk again. He said in a gossamer voice. "I tell you not to drink raw water indiscriminately, look, if you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of you. When it comes to the critical time, he is full of situations, and he is angry. Looking out the window at the inky black sky, I couldn't help but miss this thief named Xiaofei.

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