After listening to him, I seemed to see Wu Zetian's ups and downs, magnificent, vigorous, and colorful life - from the humble palace maid in the palace, to the green lights and yellow rolls in the Ganye Temple, accompanied by wooden fish, and then to the unprecedented generation of empresses, she composed a woman's long song. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info She is a generation of empresses who reign over the world, she is a chilling master of power schemes, and she is a tender and charming girl. As a woman, a lover, a lover, face to face, full of spring, as a woman, love and career are not wrong, completely subverting the patriarchal society, truly achieving the equality of men and women in ancient society, and highlighting the majesty of women's rights. After a thousand years of the Tang Dynasty, it is like a wisp of wind and smoke, and now only the wordless monument in front of her mausoleum is silent.

I seem to see the glitz and glory like a dream, the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty through the ages, the misty and misty Chang'an flowers, the red candles in the magnificent hall flickering, and the red sleeves adding fragrance. Outside the main hall, the moon is like white practice, and the clear light is like water. Seeing the vast world, the years pass quietly like a song, with a flick of the fingers. The graceful and luxurious Luoyang peony, the glamorous crown of the world, the bustling Tang Dynasty is full of living beings, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, singing every night. I seemed to see the handsome guys of Datang walking towards me.

I lay on the bed of Da Song and dreamed back to Datang, seeing the dark night covering the vast earth, and I couldn't wait to call Xiaofei's mobile phone, "What did I ask you last time?

"It's so beautiful, I'm ashamed of myself. They Tang Dynasty men also dressed up in makeup, grease and powder. These two elder brothers are dressed in splendid and luxurious clothes, jade and snowy skin, picturesque eyebrows, jade trees in the wind, famous for their beautiful appearance, and their faces are like lotus flowers, and they are really beautiful. He was sure. "Yes? "I'm yearning for it.

"Compared with the handsome guys in Korean dramas, it is really better. I don't know how many times handsome they are, modern male stars will definitely be ashamed of themselves when they see them, and they will bow down. It is simply handsome and alarmed the Party Central Committee. You think, the person who can fascinate a generation of empresses is not ordinary handsome!" he said convincingly.

"Wow, my saliva is going to flow out, why didn't I go to that era, by the way, which key did you press, good brother, tell me, such good luck, I really envy you." Next time, if I have the chance, I'll meet them and see how handsome they look. I said yearning in my heart.

"Where do you remember what key now, it's not like you pressed it randomly. And I don't think you're a beauty, you're just a nymphomaniac, but I'm also one of the 3,000 heads, which is not bad. I guess you'll have to drool when you see me, and I can feast your eyes on it by the way. He laughed uninhibitedly.

"It's just nonsense, nonsense. I snorted dissatisfiedly, "By the way, where do you all stay all day long? What do you do? A few of them are favored, so don't you suffer loneliness in the cold palace every day?"

"We first stayed in a similar ** Crane Prison, and then what was called Fengzhen Mansion. The Zhang brothers are like the queens and concubines of the East and West Palaces, we are ordinary concubines, and some light literati join them. We men are not as intrigued as women, they are all a bunch of good brothers, drinking and eating meat every day, guessing wine, rolling dice and gambling to have fun, a happy and peaceful appearance. Oh, we live a life of drunken dreams and death-like pleasures every day, singing and laughing every day, singing and dancing, staggering, not to mention how happy. Loneliness? We don't know what loneliness is? Empress Wu often held court feasts. Let's take Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Changzong as the heads, and wait by the side together. For example, playing banyan pu opera with the empress, or telling jokes, Queen Bo smiled, and the task was very simple. He said patiently.

"Wait, what's the point, is it an opera show like **?" I laughed wickedly. "You're talking nonsense again. "Banyan Pu Opera, also known as Zhu Pu Opera, is a kind of board game that was popular in ancient times. He corrected me with a grin. "It's very different, but I remember Madame Blossom's palace words - learn to throw pots, and the arrow leans on the waist to draw a picture. All the kings are skillful, one person shoots and the other loses. I said with a smile. "The palace is so big that Wu Zetian will bloom alone, and if her old man is happy, she will give everyone a reward. The palatial palace is filled with countless worshippers. In order to make Bo Wu Zetian laugh, they not only had to flatter the empress herself, but also trumpeted her male favorites, ridiculed and slandered the princes and ministers, and were willing to accept the empress's comments. He laughs.

"It is incredible that so many men have bowed down under her pomegranate skirt, humiliated to accept her teasing and toying, and willingly acted as slaves. I said with emotion. "Why did the ancient monarch kill his brother and father, and kill all the dissidents, in order to pursue supreme power. Unbridled power is a breeding ground for corruption, whether it is the ancient Ninety-Five Supreme or the modern fallen officials. He said yes.

Then one of the flattering people said that Zhang Changzong was the crown prince of King Zhou Ling, and the immortal prince Jin was reincarnated. Wu Zetian asked Zhang Liulang to put on a feather coat, blow a hole flute, ride a fake crane, and fly back and forth in the courtyard, as if an immortal riding a crane to ascend to heaven, but it was really fluttering. Even Song Zhiwen, who had eaten the closed-door soup, specially dedicated a poem to compliment him. Prince Joe, the god of love, on the seventh day of the seventh month, he slowly reproduced the grand occasion ......of the court. "However, it is really the bright moon of the twenty-four bridges, where does the jade teach the! The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the sound of the flute bursts, gentle and leisurely, such as crying and complaining, if illusory, the aftersound is curling, tactful and melodious, such as the sound of the ring, and the ears are full of joy. ”

"Hey, isn't your kid not good at language, it's really advancing by leaps and bounds. I was amazed. "Haha, I just write down these words in my mobile phone, they have nothing to do, they sing poems and paint every day, and I have some of them. He laughs. "The poetry written by Zhang Changzong is also good, it is really versatile. I wrote about the juvenile line and the Taiping Princess Mountain Pavilion banquet, which I stored in my mobile phone, and sent it to you to read when I had time. By the way, I remembered, the phone also contains a few palace secret recipes for beauty, which are precious formulas from Wu Zetian, anyway, I am a big man, I don't need it, so I'll be cheap for you, and I'll give it to you by the way. One is called Motherwort Ze Noodles, and there are a few that I can't remember. Anyway, they are all made of pure natural medicinal materials. When I'm free, I'll pass on the specific recipe to you. ”

"Thank you in advance. I said gratefully. "Later, after I return to modern society, I will also say that these formulas are ancestral secret recipes, and I will definitely be able to make a big fortune, but unfortunately I can't go back, and I'm angry. He got into the eyes of money, and I laughed next to me, "Are you really happy?" Those of us who rely on Wu Zetian's heavenly might, fox and tiger might, power leaning towards the government and the opposition, even her nephews Wu Chenghei, Wu Sansi and others are vying to whip and lead the horse for us. He said thoughtfully.

"Are there any other court secrets?" I asked curiously. "There are two old men who are more interesting, one is Di Renjie, who looks at us coldly every day, full of righteous indignation, and disdainful. The queen didn't bother to pay attention to him, saying that you are accompanied by an old wife, but I am lonely, and the imperial doctor said that I must take yang and supplement yin to balance. Why don't you come and accompany me?" The old man was so frightened that he had to say well, these noodles are enough, don't choose any more. The treasury can't afford it, and these people eat, drink, and spend money every day. ”

"Di Renjie is really brave and loyal, and he speaks up. I thought to myself.

"There is also an old man named Yang Zaisi, who mixes with us every day, and when he sees us, he is low-voiced and flattering. However, it is eye-catching enough to have a bad old man mixed in the pile of beautiful men, and he regrets that he was born decades earlier, otherwise what a happy thing it is to serve the empress when he is young? "I think it's kind of funny.

"At a banquet, Zhang Changzong's elder brother Zhang Tongxiu teased Yang Zaisi during the banquet and said that he looked like a Goguryeo. Goryeo is now South Korea and North Korea, and they bowed down to the Tang Dynasty and knelt on the ground to pay homage to the Tang Emperor. It is estimated that the ancestors of some celebrities may not be able to say, so it is not to praise him, but to look down on him. It's not like Hallyu is prevalent now. I can't even stand the fact that I have to use Koreans to make any martial arts drama. I like to watch American dramas and classics of Chinese culture, and our group company requires everyone to watch "Prison Break" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". I don't like to watch sensational Korean dramas - the logic is unclear and full of loopholes. He spoke again.

"But I really like Korean dramas, they are written in a humane and tear-jerking way. The heroine is always a Cinderella, and she is willing to marry a local tyrant and become a princess, and the second female has done all the bad things and has nothing. There are two or three beautiful men around the heroine, falling from the sky when they need it most, so touching, this is the love I like. Especially in the hit "Stars" a few years ago, aliens look as handsome as handsome guys on Earth, and they also have special functions, I really like it. I sneered.

"It's really naïve, if it looks exactly the same, is it still called an alien? Even if it is reluctantly called an alien, will you choose a good person who is not chosen, and chooses a person with inconvenient limbs and inconvenient eyes?" He asked.

"Generally, no. I said.

"That's right, the handsome alien man doesn't like the alien woman with a big push, and chooses the earthlings who are so far away? He asked me.

I thought to myself, "Isn't this love?" but didn't say it.

"So, Korean dramas are brainless, especially after I returned to the Tang Dynasty, the surrounding small countries are all fans of the Tang Dynasty, and there is Chinese wind blowing everywhere, I am so proud, proud. He said energetically.

"Proud to be a face?" I asked with a grin.

"No, as a Chinese. They are vigorously promoting traditional Korean culture, but in fact, they have not learned from our Tang Dynasty, even Chinese characters, and even the proud kimchi, and they have taken away our Dragon Boat Festival. Therefore, we should carry forward the traditional Chinese culture and vigorously carry forward the Chinese culture. Now there are thousands of Korean fans, but at that time we called them Goryeo sticks, haha. The guy said proudly. Now that he is down to business, Yang Zaisi didn't think so, he wasn't angry at all, but cut paper and towels, put on purple robes, and danced the Goryeo dance, and the banquet was full of laughter. ”

"These two guys are kind of funny. By the way, the name is like a bright moon covering a thousand autumns, and the sound is like a spring thunder that shakes the ancient and modern gods - Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng, have you seen it? Listening to the name, it is different and elegant. I asked curiously.

"It's really a long fairy wind bone, not to be underestimated, it looks really long beard, like two immortals. And they also calculated a hexagram for me, saying that the bitterness is sweet, and it is unspeakably expensive. What else do you say that the previous dynasty was idle, accompanied by Hongtu in this life, wood is good, there is divine help, the sacred cow descends to earth, time and space are reversed, and the power is shown. The hidden dragon is in the abyss, the flying dragon is in the sky, and it is beneficial to see the adult. I know that I'm a braggart again, I'm just a thief, how can I soar to the top? I guess I want us to blow the wind in his ears more at Wu Zetian's place, so that he won't be able to calculate one day, and let the queen be accommodating. He laughs. "It's also possible. I chimed in.

"I also sent me a few books, it seems to be called "Tui Bei Tu", "Yuan Tiangang Called the Bone Song", next time I will show you, I am not interested in these, by the way, it is still in the time machine, and I will give it to you when I find it later. He said it with relish.

"I also met a Laoshan Taoist priest, who can speak well and is also very powerful. "I added fuel to the fire. "It's a little strange, how can there be any purpose for traveling thousands of miles from Penglai Immortal Island to the poor countryside of yours?" he wondered over there.

"I don't know about this, people travel all over the world, maybe one day they will come to me when they are happy. By the way, I heard that Wu Zetian sent Prime Minister Li Chunfeng and National Teacher Yuan Tiangang to go out to find the imperial tomb. A few days later, the two returned to North Korea. After being humble, Li Chunfeng first buried a copper coin somewhere. Yuan Tiangang also smashed an iron nail somewhere. So Empress Wu sent someone to verify it—"Before I could finish speaking, he interrupted me excitedly.

"There is this story, and in the end, the two met unexpectedly, and they chose the same cave place. And everyone was surprised to find that there were nails smashed in the holes of the copper coins. Empress Wu praised the two of them for their miraculous merits and rewarded the two, built the mausoleum here, and then slept with Li Zhi, and set up a wordless monument, let the descendants comment, this is the Qianling. Actually, I looked at the original piece of land and thought it was good, and I think everyone would choose it. He said hurriedly.

They looked at me at the same time for a moment and smiled. By the way, and a bunch of nonsense. There are also the four words you said, telling me to be as soon as possible, that is not the place for me to stay, don't be nostalgic for fine clothes and food, singing and dancing. The hidden dragon is in the abyss, how can it be in the pool, if you don't go, you will be taken by the queen of heaven and will break the yang energy, the true qi will be poured out, the purple qi will be gone, there is no hope to go back, without further ado. He laughs.

"Someone like me at the bottom can't take my turn!" The machine is full of fast food, and there is no entertainment, I want to be happy for a while. But it's really evil, after half a day, another banquet, I was silent on weekdays, drinking in a muffled voice, I don't know what happened that day, I drank high for a while, and I opened my mouth, "The best among women like Empress Wu Zetian is really unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after." I don't remember what high-sounding words she said endlessly, in short, the queen of heaven was happy and smiling.

She raised her hand, although there were a few wrinkles, and said softly: "What's your name?" "My surname is Long, and the word is a fly," At that time, I really felt a little scared, after all, she was the queen of the stars holding the moon, and her temperament was extraordinary. "Good name, Fei Huang Tengda, stay next to me, let me take a closer look at you. Gorou, give Feilang a pot of wine. "I'm really flattered, she is surrounded by a group of beautiful men, it is really not easy for so many people to get her attention, but I can't help myself at this time, surrounded by a large number of people.

Take a closer look at the queen of heaven, this period of time is well maintained, and there are more heads of face to serve in turn, and her complexion is a lot ruddy, and she looks only about 40 or 50 years old, but my heart is still like a rock, and I am unshaken, and the eyes of those who are not fortunate to look at me are jealous and envious.

"Well, it looks a little worse than my Gorou and Rokuro, a little shorter, but you look energetic and can speak, why didn't I find you earlier, little one, yes. She said approvingly.

"There are many rewards, be sure to give him a 3-grade official. Feilang, you can stay with me tonight. She said delicately.

"Little nobleman, don't make a mistake when you remember the flop today," she said to a white little eunuch. It's really feng shui in turns, and the flowers finally fell on my head. I was so scared that I lost my face, I really should have left sooner. What can I do, I reluctantly agreed, so I had to pretend to be drunk.

"Lightly, carry my Fei Lang carefully into my room, so that he must be sober at night, or you will be the only one who asks. She said gleefully. On my side, I am complaining about the bitterness, and I can't tell the bitterness, but there is still laughter and laughter, and I am staggered.

"I didn't expect these two gods to be accurate, and it is estimated that Empress Wu revealed it in advance. He complained to himself.

"And how did you serve, did you really sacrifice?" I laughed.

"How is it possible, who am I? Of course it's 36 strategies - go for the best policy. I also stole the token and sneaked away, but fortunately, I will fly the eaves and walk the wall, and take the sheep with my hand. It's just a pity, the house is carved in gold, magnificent, and beautiful, but time is pressing, and the house is too late to see, and the things are too late to take. He said regretfully. "It's a pity, how many ancient treasures. "I'm sorry to say that.

"Time is not waiting for me, do you want to serve the old lady to the bed, at that time it was really raw rice cooked rice, I can't leave if I want to, I guess she saw me suave and humorous, look at the Zhang brothers for a long time, aesthetic fatigue, empathy and don't love. He said with a spring breeze on his face.

"Why don't you have any new ideas?" I said dissatisfied.

"Oh, professional habits, we've been pickpockets for a long time, practice makes perfect, just these petty theft tricks are still at your fingertips, you say other kung fu, it's really not good, come with them with a knife and a gun, that's the famous inner guard, where did my triangular cat's kung fu get on that kind of table, so I ran away again, so I didn't shout to learn kung fu from your master." He sighed.

"That's just as well. "I understand. I ran all the way, and I hurried back to the time machine, and the eunuch-like person followed suit, and said anxiously: "Don't run away from the dragon's face, there is something to discuss, hurry up and go back to serve, her old man is happy, we are all happy, otherwise-" Finally, I saw my time machine rise up, quickly knelt down, and said reverently, "Feilang walks slowly, it turns out that heaven and man descend to earth, forgive me for being mortal with the naked eye, I am offended." The villain must report truthfully to the queen of heaven. The queen of heaven has the help of God and man, which is really a blessing for me. He described it vividly.

"Seriously, if I don't come back, then maybe I'll have to go down in history for eternity. He said beamingly.

"Just your example, it's a stench for 10,000 years. I said with a hippie smile. "Today's story is good, and tomorrow we will have a wonderful one. "There was a whirring snoring over there, and this guy fell asleep without hanging up the phone.

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