People were stunned when they saw Li Zhiwei appearing, dressed in a Scottish skirt, pinching his orchid fingers, and swaying when he walked, and the whole person looked girly.

"This look。。。。。。。 ”

"Sissy!"

"Looks pretty funny. ”

"Where did this Xu Qian find this person?"

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"Bang Bang!"

There was applause again.

Li Zhijie looked at Xu Qian carefully: "I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Xu Qian: No, we are eating.

Li Zhijie: Mom。。。。。 Eating?

Li Zhijie's expression is very exaggerated, and the tail note is very long.

There was another burst of laughter.

"Who is this tease?"

Xu Qian: Isn't it like that?

Li Zhijie: "Not like it!"

Xu Qian: I said... Girl, this meal is very important.

Everyone laughed, Nima, where is this girl!

Li Zhijie: Well, who do you call a girl, they are pure masters.

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Because Li Zhijie actually said that he was a "pure man", but his gestures were full of girlishness.

Such a contrast made everyone's mouths grin.

"It's a great effect!"

Sister Ha was relieved to see the audience's reaction.

She actually knows how funny this sketch is, but she is afraid that the two newcomers will not perform well, after all, this is the first time that the two of them have been on the Spring Festival Gala, but now it seems that the effect is not bad.

"This Xu Qian's training ability is really strong!"

Sister Ha knew that Xu Qian had been rehearsing this sketch for less than a week, but it was really incredible that she was able to train these two so well.

She now believes in the outside world's evaluation of Xu Qian: "Miracle son!"

Xu Qian: That'。。。。。 How can you wear a skirt like this?

Li Zhijie: This is packaged in our Scottish style, besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants, you see, it's leg。。。。。 Eh, mom, I'm in a hurry, oh mom, I said there is no crotch in the aisle?

The crowd laughed again.

"This joke doesn't even know that the skirt is worn off!"

"Where did you get this tease?"

"Every gesture is full of femininity. ”

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It can be said that Li Zhijie's performance is very good, and he has successfully established the image of "Little Zhijie" through language and body movements.

This also preliminarily determined the status of the protagonist of "Xiao Zhijie", it can be said that the protagonist of the book "Not Bad Money" is "Xiao Zhijie", in another world, the reason why Uncle Zhao lined up this book, the intention of praising the newcomer is very obvious, and in the end he did succeed.

Xu Qian: Okay, that leg is left for Ming'er to wear, haha, I said, young man, let me tell you, today I invite an important guest to dinner, you must entertain well. Oh-

Li Zhijie: No problem!

Xu Qian: Come, let me ask you, this, your hotel, if you want to eat in a hurry, how much does it cost?

Li Zhijie: Why are you still in a hurry?

There was sparse applause at the scene!

Xu Qian: No, I mean the most expensive ones are ordered.

Li Zhijie: Get 1 or 20,000 yuan.

Xu Qian: One, two, one, twenty thousand?

Xu Qian's performance was very in place, showing that kind of crampedness and weakness.

Lee Yoona: Master!

At the same time, she said in her heart: "It's not easy, it's finally my turn to speak." ”

"That's fine, it's much easier to say less. ”

Xu Qian: What's that? Is there such a situation, after eating today, I will come to settle the bill tomorrow?

Li Zhijie: Hit the white strips!

Xu Qian: No, I'm not playing a white strip, not bad money, rich money, give!

All..........

Nima, this is a slap in the face to make a fat man!

The audience has a God's perspective, and naturally knows how embarrassed Xu Qian is now.

At this time, Master Feng was also a little surprised: "This Xu Qian is amazing!"

Although Master Feng is a cross talk actor, since his partner left him, he has been constantly seeking innovation and change over the years, making comedy movies, making cross talk dramas, and even getting involved in sketches.

So he is still very good at studying sketches, and he also has a lot to say!

It was precisely because he understood the sketch that he knew how difficult it was to be like Xu Qian.

It can be said that Xu Qian's sketch can trigger the audience's laughter almost every time he says a word, and this kind of sketch with dense laughter has only been seen in his life!

Li Zhijie: What do you mean?

Xu Qian: Tip

All.......

Li Zhijie: Oh mom, uncle, you are so bright, you are so handsome!

"I want to laugh when I hear this guy!"

"This guy is hilarious. ”

"Where the hell did you find this tease?"

Xu Qian pretended to be indifferent and said: Give 100 yuan, it's handsome, let me tell you, this is not for nothing, the guests will arrive in a while, you must give me enough face, understand? When I order food, you have to carry it for me.

Li Zhijie: What's wrong?

Xu Qian: I gave face again, but you can't spend too hard, if I order expensive dishes。。。。。。。

Li Zhijie: I'll just say... Nope!

Xu Qian: Oh mom, you're too good, come on...... Come, come...... Give you another 30!

The crowd burst into laughter again.

"Nima, it's hilarious. ”

"This sketch is so fun!"

"The cooperation between this Xu Qian and this sissy is good. ”

Li Zhijie: I'll give you a clear idea, hey.

Xu Qian: Thank you!

Li Zhijie: Don't worry.

Yuna Lee: Grandpa, I'm a little hungry.

Li Yun'er was a little speechless: "Finally, it's my turn to speak again, is it easy to say a line." ”

Xu Qian said very proudly: Hungry, come to a bowl of noodles!

At this moment, he was already sitting on the sofa.

Li Zhijie: Well, 78 a bowl.

All.......

The audience wanted to see what Xu Qian's face was now, and sure enough, his face was very dark and dark.

"This Xu Qian's performance is good!"

Xu Qian: What kind of noodles, so expensive?

Li Zhijie: Scotland lo mein!

The crowd burst into laughter again.

"I can't help but laugh when this guy speaks!"

"It's so funny. ”

"I've never seen anyone so funny!"

Xu Qian: This, isn't the marinade expensive?

Li Zhijie: I don't want money.

Xu Qian: Then you have a bowl of marinade, taste the saltiness first, okay, go quickly, go quickly.

Everyone was going crazy with laughter.

The audience thinks that this Xu Qian is too shameless, and he just orders Lu if he doesn't want money.

Netizens on the Internet are even more crazy.

"Nima, 666666666!"

"I've learned a new way of ordering again!"

"I'll order marinade when I go back to the hotel!"

"Learned a new ordering skill!"

"Posture up!"

Li Zhijie: Mom, I haven't been on it.

The crowd was in a burst of joy again.

Xu Qian: That's because I didn't come, if I did, you would have been on it a long time ago.

All.........

"This restaurant is a bad luck. ”

"If this pit had come earlier, this restaurant might have closed down. ”

"Xu Qian is really a big pit, it's too special and lacking in morality. ”

"I reckon this sissy is going to cry to death. ”

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Li Zhijie: This old man, I want to say that noodles don't need money, you want noodles, you pay them back!

Li Zhijie showed his helplessness to the fullest.

Xu Qian: Come, stand up, and tell you, Teacher Li is here on the Avenue of Stars in a while, you must give me a face, this is the best opportunity in my life, you know? Grandpa has been cultivating you for more than 40 years.

All.........

"Xu Qian deserves to be a big pit!"

"This open-eyed nonsense skill is simply at a full level. ”

The audience can see at a glance the age of the goddess Li Yuna, at most she is in her twenties, isn't she still wearing a ponytail?

Lee Yuna: Grandpa, how old am I?

Xu Qian: I have been training your father for more than 30 years.

The crowd was happy again!

"Soga!"

"I see!"

"Excuse 6!"

"Nima, who came up with this word?"

"It's amazing. ”

Xu Qian: Your father is a semi-finished product, and I have been trained to become the head of the cultural station, you must surpass him, do you have confidence?

Lee Yoon-a: Yes!

Lee Yoona is now in an upright position!

She said to herself, "It's finally my turn to play." ”

Xu Qian: Show your determination.

Li Yun'er: I specify, the waves of Honghu Lake hit the waves, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, one wave is stronger than the other, shoot my father on the beach!

Xu Qian: Ambitious!

The scene resounded with thunderous applause.

"The goddess is so funny!"

"Xu Qian's expression is the highlight!"

"The goddess 66666666 determined!"

"The goddess of comic is seeing for the first time. ”

"Shoot my dad on the beach。。。。。 ”

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Li Zhijie: Alas, here we are.

Xu Qian: Come, drink this brine first, the child is hungry.

Yuna Lee: Oops, grandpa is a little salty

Xu Qian: It's okay, just salted the whole bowl of water.

Li Zhijie: Free Shuibei, right?

Xu Qian: Just plain water.

Li Zhijie: That's really picky!

At this time, there was thunderous applause at the scene, Mr. Li appeared, why is his surname Li?