Chapter 576: Climax

There was thunderous applause at the scene, because one person appeared.

He is Sister Ha's husband, the popular host of CCTV, and the host of "Superstar Avenue" Mr. Li.

It can be said that the stage of "Superstar Avenue" has really cultivated a lot of grassroots singers, and there are singers who debuted from "Superstar Avenue" on the stage of this year's Spring Festival Gala, and they are still accompanied by professional singers.

Mr. Li is humorous and funny, and because he is very down-to-earth in hosting "Superstar Avenue", he has a high popularity.

Just look at such a warm and surging applause.

Li Zhijie said excitedly: You are the ...... Confused, don't make noise, don't make noise...... Teacher Zhu? Not Teacher Zhu...... Teacher Bai? No, Lao Li, are you Teacher Li?

Mr. Li: My surname is Li.

Li Zhijie: Oh, my mother, Teacher Li is here, why did you come out? Oh mom, come on, don't let him run away...... Teacher Li...... Plum......

Li Zhijie grabbed Mr. Li and didn't let go.

The crowd laughed again.

"Nima, that's hilarious!"

"Who the hell is this guy? so funny!"

Xu Qian: Hey, what are you doing, noisy, let the wolf chase it?!

Li Zhijie: Teacher Li!

Xu Qian: I know, this is the guest I want to invite.

Xu Qian bent down to shake hands with Teacher Li, and his flattering appearance was vividly expressed by him.

Li Zhijie: Oh my mother, Mr. Bi, can you take a picture of me?

Xu Qian: You go first, just arrived, oh my mom, I've been waiting here for a long time!

Teacher Li: Hello, hello, who are you?

Xu Qian: Who are you looking for?

Teacher Li: I'm looking for Li Tiezhu, the head of the Lianhua Township Cultural Station.

Xu Qian: Find the right one, (pointing to Maomao), this is Li Tiezhu's father, I am ......

All........

said that the goddess is Li Tiezhu's father。。。。。

"Who wrote this book?"

Teacher Huang said with some surprise.

He is one of the pioneers of sketches, although it has been declining over the years, but there is still something in this eye.

He admired this person who wrote the book, and the laughter was so dense.

Guo Dada said beside him: "It's this Xu Qian!"

"What?"

Teacher Huang was taken aback, he didn't think that such a funny book was written by such a young man.

Guo Dada said to him very mysteriously: "It is said that it took him less than a day to write this book。。。。。。。。 ”

Mr. Huang。。。。。。。。。

"Nima, are you kidding me, such a funny book took less than a day。。。。。。。。 ”

He remembers that it would take him a week to write a book at the earliest, and after that, he had to polish it carefully, and the book wasn't so funny!

Now you tell me, Xu Qian only took less than a day to write a notebook, and it is so funny, where do you put my old face?

"This guy is really a pervert!"

It took a long time for Mr. Huang to spit out such an adjective from his mouth.

"Who's to say it isn't?"

Guo Daying and said.

Lee Yoon-a: No, Lee Tie-joo is my father.

Xu Qian: I'm Li Tiezhu's father, aren't you looking for your father, no, you...... You've come to the right place!

"Looking for Daddy。。。。。 ”

"This skit is so funny. ”

"I didn't wait for this skit in vain. ”

"Nima, worthy of the finale. ”

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product. ”

Teacher Li: Dad...... No...... That one...... I'm looking for your son.

Everyone was going crazy with laughter.

"Teacher Li was all taken crooked by Xu Qian. ”

Teacher Li called Xu Qianpa。。。。。 ”

"Xu Qian is really a big pit. ”

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Xu Qian: He is waiting for you in the township. Ah, the township is always grandly decorated, the township mayor and the secretary are waiting for you there, arrange a hall, make a big room after the end, get a big photo for you to hang in the middle, and the surroundings are full of flowers.

The crowd went crazy with laughter.

"Nima, isn't that the mourning hall?"

"Poor Mr. Li。。。。。 ”

"It's going to be cursed!"

"Xu Qian's absolute force is a super big pit. ”

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Teacher Li: Brother, what color are the flowers?

Xu Qian: There are white and yellow ones. It's old and beautiful, really, the common people are waiting with pens, waiting, crying, waiting for you......

"Yellow, white, all 。。。。。 ”

"Crying。。。。。。。 ”

"Is there anyone so welcoming?"

"It's up again, and it turns out that the welcoming person can welcome like this. ”

"I'm going to welcome people like that in the future. ”

"Xu Qian's absolute force is a big pit. ”

"Nima, my tears of laughter are about to fall. ”

"Xu Qian is really awesome. ”

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Teacher Li: What are you crying about?

Xu Qian: Crying...... Are you excited, are you going...... Come on!

Teacher Li: No, no, let's go to the countryside!

Xu Qian: The township arranged for me to have a meal in Huaicheng first, and then go there when I was done, you see?

Teacher Li: Are you eating here?

Xu Qian: The most expensive ...... in Huaicheng Come on.

Teacher Li: Don't ...... Other!

He could see that it was very expensive here, so he didn't want to trouble Xu Qian.

Xu Qian: It's okay!

Mr. Li: Uncle...... I...... Dude, I ate on the plane.

Xu Qian: It's okay for the guest to be with the host, and you will be obedient to whatever arrangement you make.

Li Zhijie: Mr. Li, take a picture of me, Mr. Li......

Teacher Li: You're a waiter, you look quite tactful.

All.........

"Pretty tactful。。。。。。 ”

"I've learned a new term!"

"I've learned a lot from this sketch!"

"Today is really a long insight. ”

"In the future, when I see someone else looking wonderful, I can't say it directly, just say that person looks tactful. ”

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Xu Qian: I misunderstood when I first came, you said that there was such a dress......? Just arrived, huh?

Teacher Li: Just arrived, just arrived!

Xu Qian: We are fellow countrymen.

Mr. Li: Really?

Xu Qian: Aren't you a coupler?

Everyone said: "It's almost time to start the set." ”

Mr. Li: Yes, yes, from Dalian.

Xu Qian: Where do you live?

Mr. Li: I live in Dalian Laojiao Bay.

Xu Qian: Oh mom, there are relatives.

All..........

"This expression lit up!"

"It's almost a bit stiff!"

Teacher Li: And you?

Xu Qian: The child's grandfather is also in Lao Turtle Bay, and his surname is Li!

Mr. Li: What is your grandfather's name?

Lee Yoon-a: Lee wants rice.

The crowd laughed again.

"Li wants to eat。。。。。 ”

"And the name!"

"That's a great name。。。。。 ”

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It turns out that the line here is "Bi Menting" is playing mahjong, but there is no Grandpa Bi in this world, only Mr. Li, so Xu Qian can only make a slight change, and now it seems that the effect is okay, at least it amuses the audience!

Xu Qian was very satisfied!

Teacher Li: That's the name!!

Xu Qian: "What?"

Teacher Li: "Open bright!"

Teacher Li smiled as he spoke, his teeth as white as snow.

The crowd laughed.

"Bright。。。。。。。 ”

"Li Yaofan's name is really bright!"

"In the future, other people's names should be described in a bright way. ”

"I've seen it!"

"I really benefited a lot today!"

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The above are all adapted by Xu Qian, although they are not particularly perfect, but they can also be said to be in the past.

Xu Qian: Oh mom, this smile looks like the photo of your grandfather leaving.

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to Mr. Li!"

"Teacher Li's Day condolences!"

"What a poor Mr. Li, I met such a big pit as Xu Qian!"

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Teacher Li hurriedly didn't dare to laugh.

Lee Yoon-a: Grandpa, it's more like he doesn't laugh.

Everyone only felt that the tears of laughter were about to fall.

"Goddess, why are you so funny?"

"Goddess, why don't you learn something good?"

"Why do you want to learn from Xu Qian。。。。。。。。 ”

"My poor Teacher Li. ”

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Teacher Li: I don't think I can hide from it.

Xu Qian: If the child is not close to the master in this life, he will kiss the grandfather, and the grandfather will cry after leaving, so recognize the grandfather.

Lee Yuna: Hello grandpa!

Li Yun'er knelt down directly for Teacher Li, that was really kneeling!

Teacher Li: Alas, get up, if you want to come here for the Chinese New Year, I have to give you New Year's money.

Teacher Li is about to take money out of his pocket!

Xu Qian: No, no.

Li Zhijie: Mr. Li, take a picture of me!

Li Zhijie's sissy appearance made everyone laugh.

"Why is this guy so cheap?"

"I just want to pump him!"

"It's too motherly!"

"This guy is finally out again. ”

"Tired of standing, big brother!"

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Xu Qian: I haven't eaten yet, so I order first.

Li Zhijie: I ordered it after I finished taking pictures.

Xu Qian: Hurry up, take a photo when you finish ordering!

Li Zhijie said aggrievedly: What about running away?

Everyone laughed again, but they remembered the scene when Li Zhijie grabbed Teacher Li tightly just now, for fear that Teacher Li would run away.

"It's a back and forth!"

"This book is really well written!"

"Who the hell is this guy, why is he so cheap?"

"I want to laugh when I see this sissy!"

"It's hilarious, this sissy. ”

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Xu Qian: Who is running? Don't you 。。。。。 It's all low-key, don't tell this or that.

Xu Qian: Her grandfather, these are really relatives, you can order it.

Teacher Li: No, no, let's have some casual food, you can come, you come.

Mr. Li still has to resign.

Xu Qian: Our family is rich, and the life of the peasants is different, so you can eat hard, how much can you eat, I will order!

Everyone laughed: "Why do I sound so awkward!"

"This kind of righteous and awe-inspiring words spit out of Xu Gan's mouth, it's really very disobedient!"

"Look at Xu Qian's expression, this is the special highlight. ”

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Teacher Li: Feel free to come.

At this moment, the sketch is also close to the climax.