Chapter 197 There is love in my heart to eat the taste of peaches (two more to ask for a monthly pass)
Zen Master Wuchao listened to Tang Sanzang's words and said with a smile:
"The road is not difficult, listen to my commands: thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers are deep, and there are many miasma and many demons. If you encounter a cliff, rest assured that you will be terrified. Walk to Moore Rock and follow the footsteps sideways. Carefully in the black pine forest, the demon fox intercepts the road. The elves are full of cities, and the demon lord Yingshan lives. The tiger sits in the piano hall, and the blue wolf is the main book. Lions and elephants are kings, and tigers and leopards are kings. The wild boar carries the burden, and the water monster meets in front. The old stone monkey for many years, there is anger. You ask the acquaintance, and he knows the way to the west. ”
When Sun Xiaokong heard this, he knew that the opportunity had come.
Your grandmother scolded me for being an old stone monkey, and I just had an excuse to burn your bird's nest to help you quit Internet addiction.
I saw Sun Xiaokong give Zhu Bajie a look, and then raised his stick and hit Wuchao Zen Master.
"Phew!"
Zen Master Wuchao: ???
Wuchao Zen Master is really a little confused, what is the situation with this monkey head?
didn't have time to think about it, and hurriedly raised his hand with a ball of mana to resist Sun Xiaokong's attack.
And Zhu Bajie felt embarrassed for a while.
Over there, Sun Xiaokong has already done it, do you want to set it on fire?
This Wuchao Zen master is not easy to mess with.
But...
This is even more difficult to mess with!
Thinking about it, Zhu Bajie didn't hesitate, and directly picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and flew to the nest.
I saw that the nine-toothed nail rake suddenly spewed out a ball of flames and burned the nest.
The Wuchao Zen Master, who was fighting with Sun Xiaokong, was stunned for a moment.
Hurriedly shook Sun Xiaokong with a ball of mana, then came back to extinguish the fire, and said angrily: "Zhu Gangguan, you and I have known each other, there is no injustice and no hatred, why did you burn my nest?"
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan ×500. ”
Listening to the prompts of the system, Sun Xiaokong said that it doesn't matter if the routine is not a routine, it doesn't matter if there is a golden pill or not.
I just like this feeling of not being a human being.
Stimulate!
Wuchao Zen Master: You are really not a human being.
Zhu Bajie was asked by Wuchao Zen Master and didn't know how to answer, and then looked at Sun Xiaokong.
Of course, Zhu Bajie also wondered in his heart, this Wuchao Zen Master didn't know Sun Xiaokong, and the two of them would definitely not have a grudge, right?
But...
Zhu Bajie couldn't figure it out, why did Sun Xiaokong burn the nest?
And Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Xiaokong and Zhu Bajie's operation, and he was also confused for a while, and he couldn't understand it.
"Who asked you to scold me old stone monkey and bajie wild boar. ”
Sun Xiaokong replied seriously.
Of course, Sun Xiaokong also knows that this Wuchao Zen Master is powerful, but the more powerful he is, the more rewards the system will give.
Five hundred gold pills are definitely worth the risk.
"You... You guys... It's unbelievable!"
Wuchao Zen Master is also angry, special grandma drops!
You have to ask, Lao Tzu said that you burned Lao Tzu's house again, and there is no way to be friends.
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang hurriedly persuaded:
"Amitabha, the Zen master calms his anger. ”
"Empty, precepts, why don't you apologize to the Zen master, isn't the teacher teaching you to be polite?"
"Even if you want to burn down the Zen master's lair, you always have to say something to the Zen master, how can you make such a sudden move?"
Zen Master Wuchao listened to Tang Sanzang's words, and he was also angry: "You..."
"That's it!"
After speaking, the Wuchao Zen Master flashed directly with the remaining half of the nest.
He really didn't want to see these people.
As soon as the Wuchao Zen Master left, Tang Sanzang looked at the two of them in confusion and said, "Why are you burning people's nests?"
"You see that he is not very good, as soon as he comes, he will pass on the scriptures to the teacher..."
Zhu Bajie shook his head, saying that he didn't know either.
Sun Xiaokong shook his head and replied: "I don't know, Bajie burned, who knows what Bajie thinks." ”
it!
Zhu Bajie's eyes were instantly glaring, and it was not good to look at Sun Xiaokong.
"Hey..."
sighed, and Zhu Bajie also silently resisted.
After that, Tang Sanzang didn't say anything, and the master and apprentice went on the road again.
After following Tang Sanzang for a few days.
Halfway through, a few people rested under a tree.
watched Sun Xiaokong give Tang Sanzang Pan Peach Gold Pill to eat, but he didn't give it to himself.
Zhu Bajie also wondered: "Brother Monkey, why do you only give your golden pill and peach to the master, not me?"
"Bring me a peach. ”
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Xiaokong and said with a smile.
Sun Xiaokong glanced at him lightly and ignored him.
Zhu Bajie scratched his head in embarrassment, and he also understood, why Sun Xiaokong didn't stop Tang Sanzang from charging tuition.
Helpless, Bajie could only take out the love steamed buns prepared for him by Cuilan from his baggage and eat them.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Zhu Bajie and nibbled on the steamed buns, and said with a smile: "As long as there is love in your heart, the steamed buns can also eat the flavor of peaches." ”
"If our master is not as good as you, we can only eat peaches. ”
Zhu Bajie: Look, do you say that's human talk?
"Hehe, why don't we change it, and I'll exchange two steamed buns for one peach for you?" Zhu Bajie said with a smile.
"Huh!"
Sun Xiao blanked his eyes, and then performed a unique skill for Zhu Bajie, a hundred gold pills.
Zhu Bajie's saliva flowed out, and the steamed buns in his hand were not fragrant.
"Hey, by the way, Brother Monkey, what did the Wuchao Zen Master say, the fish monster met before, do you think we will meet?" Zhu Bajie asked with some doubts.
For Wuchao Zen Master, Zhu Bajie still knows a little, and he is indeed a powerful character.
"Huh~"
Hearing Zhu Bajie say this, Sun Xiaokong suddenly said: "Xiao Hei, quickly give your luggage to Bajie, let Bajie carry it, and the wild boar will carry the burden." ”
Zhu Bajie listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and secretly scolded in his heart, "You are a stone monkey for many years".
Tang Sanzang considered the following way:
"Amitabha, this is also true. ”
"Caution you go ahead to explore the way, see if there are any fish monsters, if there are, let's be careful. ”
Zhu Bajie listened to Tang Sanzang's words, nodded, and said, "Okay master, you wait, I will go back as soon as I go." ”
Sun Xiaokong was chewing on the golden pill while recalling, it seems that the one in front of him is not a sand monk, but a yellow wind monster, right?
Samadhi kamikaze?
However, this guy's samadhi kamikaze is also a great supernatural power.
In the original book, this guy can have a tie with the monkey, and then the supernatural Samadhi kamikaze directly blows out the monkey's "eye disease".
Use a few lines of the original poem to talk about the awesomeness of the Samadhi Kamikaze:
Manjushri walked the green lion, and the white elephant of Fuxian was difficult to find.
Lao Jun couldn't take care of the alchemy furnace, and the birthday star received the dragon beard fan.
The queen mother was going to the peach, and a wind blew off her skirt and waist.
Erlang lost Guanzhou City, and it was difficult for Nezha to take the sword in the box.
The king of heaven did not see the palm tower, and Lu Ban hung the gold head drill.
The dragon king searched all over the sea for the yaksha, and the thunder prince looked for lightning everywhere.
Ten generations of Hades are looking for judges, and the head of the underworld is chasing the horse. This wind blew down Putuo Mountain and rolled up a volume of the Guanyin Sutra. The white lotus unloaded the sea and flew down, blowing down the twelve courtyards of the Bodhisattva. Pangu has seen the wind so far, but it is not as bad as this wind.