Chapter 196 Helping Bajie Experience Not Being a Man (One More Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"Big brother. ”
Zhu Bajie shouted very obediently, and then said with a smile: "Can I return my weapon?"
"What weapons are not weapons, when did I say that I wanted to return you?" Sun Xiaokong replied.
"Huh?"
Zhu Bajie was also stunned, you can't be so excessive, right?
Of course, Sun Xiaokong already had an idea in his heart.
It's just that I'm not a human being, and this is no longer satisfied.
We must persuade everyone not to be a human being, so as to be stimulating.
Judging from the itinerary of the original book, not long after meeting Bajie, you will meet a Wuchao Zen master.
What is the Wuchao Zen Master, that is, the Zen Master who lives in the nest.
Since it is a nest, Sun Xiaokong thinks that this thing is by no means a good habit.
Just like the old monk collecting robes and Zhu Bajie loving beauty, this is a habit that must be corrected, as for how to correct it, it is simple - a fire.
Well, to put it simply, it's to quit Internet addiction!
Wuchao Zen Master:, Lao Tzu is willing to live in the nest, why are you such a dog?
"Good brother, Brother Monkey, Monkey King..."
Bajie's goods, the degree of shamelessness is not weak at all, seeing that Sun Xiaokong didn't give it, he actually shouted squeamishly.
Sun Xiaokong, who listened to it, was also about to get goosebumps.
"Shut up!"
"I can give you this weapon, but you have to be obedient, understand?" Sun Xiaokong looked at Zhu Bajie and said.
"Yes, you have to understand!"
"Good brother, if you have any orders, just say it, my old pig will definitely obey his words, hehe!"
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Xiaokong and was also happy.
Sun Xiaokong nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you first, and let you do something later, of course, if you dare to disobey the yang, you'll be finished." ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong took out the hoop and the forbidden hoop and said, "Do you see what this is?"
"This thing is on your head, you can't take it off, when I recite a mantra, it hurts you and you are incontinent, do you understand?"
Zhu Bajie listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and his face changed in an instant, and he was a little puzzled in his heart: "Why do you have this thing?"
"No, that's the hell... Why do monkeys have this thing?"
I saw Zhu Bajie nodded hurriedly and said, "Brother Monkey, don't worry, don't worry, I will be honest and obedient." ”
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie also felt tired, this is your uncle, on the way to learn the scriptures, if this monkey wants to be like this, it will be a little difficult to do.
In the next half a month, the master and apprentice were quite stable.
I didn't encounter anything, and I didn't see any youkai.
As he walked, Tang Sanzang looked up at a high mountain in front of him and said, "This mountain is so big, empty, do you think there will be monsters in it?"
Sun Xiaokong shook his head and said he didn't know.
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "It's okay." This mountain is called Futu Mountain, and there is a Wuchao Zen master in the mountain, who practices here. The old pig also knew him. ”
Tang Sanzang asked, "Is he a human or a demon?"
Bajie said: "I don't know. However, he also has some Taoism. He advised me to practice with him, but I didn't go. ”
Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Sun Xiaokong smiled.
"What, Bajie, why do you say this Wuchao Zen Master is called Wuchao Zen Master?"
"Do you live in a bird's nest?" Sun Xiaokong said with a smile.
"Hmm... It seems to be about the same, although it is not a bird's nest, but it does live in a nest. Zhu Bajie replied.
"Good!"
"Bajie, come here, I'll tell you something. Sun Xiaokong shouted Zhu Bajie with a wicked smile.
Zhu Bajie also came over a little strangely for a while.
I only heard Sun Xiaokong whisper: "I'll tell you, if we go later, I'll go to attract the attention of the Bird's Nest Zen Master, and you will burn his nest to him." ”
"Understood?"
"What?"
When Zhu Bajie heard Sun Xiaokong's words, he was instantly shocked.
Shaking his head, he said, "Brother Monkey... Good brother, I think we should forget it, this Wuchao Zen master is not small, let's do this, I'm afraid we will anger him. ”
"When the time comes..."
Sun Xiaokong listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Hey, what did I tell you before?"
"If you don't, I'll put both the hoop and the forbidden hoop on your head later, so that you can experience regret. Sun Xiaokong threatened with a straight face.
Zhu Bajie also looked at Sun Xiaokong with a painful face.
If it's someone else, or something else, it's really easy to say, but this Wuchao Zen Master is really powerful, Zhu Bajie really doesn't want to offend.
The master and apprentice were talking, and after a while, they arrived on the mountain.
There are green pines and cypresses in the south of the mountain, and green willows and red peaches in the north of the mountain.
The master and apprentice were watching from afar, and saw a nest of firewood and grass in front of the cypress tree.
On the left there is an elk flower, and on the right there is a mountain monkey offering fruit. At the top of the treetops, there are green luans and colorful phoenixes, and the cranes and brocade chickens are salty.
Zhu Ba turned his eyes and said, "That's Wuchao Zen Master!"
Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Tang Sanzang also walked up and saluted: "Amitabha." ”
Seeing this, Zen Master Wuchao left the nest and jumped off the tree.
Walked up to Tang San's body and said with his hand: "Holy monk, please get up." Unwelcome, unwelcome. ”
Zhu Bajie also greeted: "Old Zen master, it's done." ”
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie also glanced at Sun Xiaokong, and he was also convinced, Ma Dan, do you really want to burn other people's nests?
The Zen master asked in surprise: "You are a Fuling Mountain Boar Gangguana, how can you have such a great fate and have to walk with the holy monk?"
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "A few years ago, I was persuaded by Guanyin Bodhisattva to be kind, and I am willing to be an apprentice with him." ”
The Zen master was overjoyed and said, "Good, good, good!" and pointed to Sun Xiaokong and asked, "Who is this?"
Oops I'm going?
Sun Xiaokong is also drunk, why are you pretending to be confused?
Pretending not to know Lao Tzu?
Ma Dan must help you quit Internet addiction today!
"Amitabha, this is my great apprentice, Monkey King's great sage Sun Xiaokong. Tang Sanzang said.
Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang was also a little puzzled, the other party didn't even know Kongkong, how powerful could it be?
After thinking about it, Tang Sanzang bowed again and asked, "May I ask if the road of the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven is difficult to walk?"
Wuchao Zen Master replied: "Far miles, far miles, many tigers and leopards, difficult to walk. ”
Tang Sanzang greeted him attentively and asked again, "How far is the road?"
The Zen master said: "Although the road is long, there must be a day when it will come, but it is only a miasma that cannot be eliminated." I have a volume of the Sutra of Many Hearts, with 54 verses and a total of 27 crosses. If you encounter a miasma, but recite this sutra, there is no harm. Sanzang bowed down on the ground and pleaded, and the Zen master recited it.
Mahaprajnaparamita Heart Sutra. Contemplating the Bodhisattva of Freedom, walking in the depths of Prajnaparamita...
Oh yes, hearing this, Sun Xiaokong also remembered that this Wuchao Zen Master seems to be here to teach the Tang Sanzang scriptures.
As for the purpose, Sun Xiaokong didn't know either.
However, this did not affect me to help him quit Internet addiction.
After passing on the scriptures, Wuchao Zen Master was about to return to the nest to leave, but was pulled by Tang Sanzang and asked: "Dare to ask the future of the west, where is the road?"
(End of chapter.) )
Readers: A lot of spring, autumn, winter and summer ~ ups and downs ~ dare to ask where the road is ~ the road is at the foot...