Goldfinger picked up the wine glass and swallowed it slowly, but his heart kept thinking about countermeasures.

It was obvious that Goldfinger was under siege and couldn't find an ally, but it didn't bother him, and he remembered the game theory he had read recently, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve in an arc.

And the hard swallowing action of the golden finger also inspired a group of crumbs, Ah Da Ah Er coaxed next to him: "You are still not a man, drinking a glass of beer is also grinding, is it that you have 120 points in the high school entrance examination, and the mathematics has only made a question, it is rare to get a point, if you slow down, you are no one before, no one will come after." ”

"If you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you. Goldfinger grabbed a handful of peanuts and threw them over.

"Hey, don't waste it, you loser. Ah Da Ah Er scolded, helplessly picking up the peanuts one by one.

"Hehe, I won't throw it if you shut up. "Goldfinger threatened.

"Senior Brother Zeqiu, Senior Brother Haoyu, it's time for the two of you. ”

"A few lines are exhausted, what is the only one?"

"One bowl of throat kiss moist, two bowls of broken loneliness. Three bowls of dry intestines, only 5,000 volumes of words. Four bowls of light sweat, life injustice, all to the pores. Five bowls of muscles and bones, six bowls of fairies. Seven bowls can't be eaten, but the two armpits are used to the breeze. Penglai Mountain, where is it. Yuchuanzi, take advantage of this breeze to return. ”

Senior Brother Zeqiu is the first sentence of "Lonely Goose", which is impeccable, and Senior Brother Haoyu quoted Lu Tong's pen Xie Meng's advice to send new tea, sprinkling a large section, but it is seamless and drillable, which won everyone's cheers.

"Okay, after this round, the participants in the fight are Big Fat, Er Fat, Little Fat, Little Sister, Song Jiang, Chunmei, Senior Sister Xinrou, Senior Sister Mengqi, Goldfinger Classmate, Senior Brother Zeqiu, Senior Brother Haoyu, a total of 11 people, of which the big fat and the two fat are each fined two cups, and it has reached a critical point, and the Goldfinger classmate has questioned the most, five times, and everyone will have the right to question five times in the future," the bottle concluded, "Let's go to the second round, everyone come on." ”

"Can I quit, my stomach hurts. ”

"I also have stomach aches. ”

The big fat and the second fat saw that the situation was not good, and they deliberately slipped away.

"If you leave early, you lose. "How could Goldfinger let the two of them run away.

"yes, you can't run, big fat, it's your turn. Bottle said.

"The red leaves are late Xiao Xiao, and the long pavilion has a scoop of wine. The remnant clouds return to Taihua, and the rain passes through the middle strip. It took a long time for Da Fat to remember this poem with the words, so he read it out regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one.

Everyone laughed, but no one exercised the right to question, they all looked at Goldfinger with their eyes, and Goldfinger naturally would not let go of such an opportunity:

"What kind of mess, what is too much, Zhongtiao, do you know what kind of place this is, is it 108,000 miles away from us, and it is still raining, and it has been good weather these days. Look at you, you usually don't read much Tang poetry, but now it's embarrassing. ”

"Okay, Da Pang is the first to be eliminated, as a goldfinger classmate who exercises the right to question, you can now ask Da Pang a question, and he must answer truthfully. Bottle announced.

"What is the best thing to ask? You said that if you asked someone which one or something for the first time, I don't know if it would be appropriate?" Goldfinger muttered to himself.

"Haha, ask him what was the first time?", everyone laughed.

"Don't go too far, I warn you, be careful of your corn, I'll break one and throw one away. Big Fat openly threatened.

"You're a monkey, dead fat, I thought you had made progress in the key class, and you were still so primitive," Goldfinger teased, "I asked you a simple question, can you answer me truthfully?"

"What's the problem?"

"Can you do me a little favor tomorrow?" asked Goldfinger.

"What's the problem?"

"Okay, I helped. "Big Fat is overjoyed, as long as you don't make a fool of yourself in public, do a small favor, it's not a problem, even if it's not this occasion, if you are a brother, you have to help, Big Fat really wants to be called a brother with a golden finger.

"Go on, two fat. ”

"The clouds are desolate and the dawn is blowing, and the Han family palace is moving in high autumn. The remnant star is a few geese crossed, and the flute is leaning against the building. Ziyan half-opened fence chrysanthemum quiet, red clothes fall all Zhu Lian sorrow. The perch is beautiful and does not return, and the empty Dai Nanguan learns Chu prisoner. "Big Fat obviously doesn't have much material in his stomach, so he read it out when he thought of a song with a return word.

Everyone surprisingly did not exercise the right to question, and Goldfinger also bowed his head and turned a blind eye.

"Jun asked that the return date is not due, and the night rain in Bashan rises in the autumn pool. Chubby read aloud and glanced at the goldfinger proudly.

"I have nowhere to find the spring of long-hate, and I don't know how to turn into this. ”

"A glass of wine is late, and the host is a guest for a long time. The main father traveled to the west and was sleepy and did not return, and his family broke the willow in front of the door. ”

The little junior sister and Song Jiang also passed the test easily.

And when it was Chunmei's turn, she couldn't think of it for a long time, and it took a long time to read:

"Yan Hong returned after the warbler. Calculate the myriad of things. When it is long in spring dreams, it is scattered like autumn clouds and has nowhere to be found. Wen Qin admires the immortals. I can't keep Luo Yi. Persuade the gentleman not to be a sober person, and there should be a number of drunken flowers. ”

"Haha, Chunmei, are you a Tang poem?" everyone laughed.

"Erfat, do you want to question this girl?" Chunmei said angrily, "Brother Finger, what about you, do you want to exercise the right to question once, if you want to exercise it, use it once less."

”

"Chunmei, you dead woman, don't follow the rules, don't form a circle, do you repeatedly disobey women's morals and become a laughing stock for the ages," Goldfinger sneered, "Bottle, I want to complain about Chunmei, punish her out, say that it is 300 Tang poems, and she will tell us Song Ci." ”

"Okay, the complaint is valid, Chunmei, you lose, you will be fined three glasses of wine, and we will torture you later," the bottle proclaimed, "In view of Chunmei's disobedience to the agreement, her qualification is now cancelled, and at the same time, the host reiterates that Song Ci must not be used to fool the test, unless all the 300 Guizi poems of Tang poetry are used up, you can use Song Ci Yuan Qu." Senior Sister Xinrou, it's your turn. ”

"The year before last, there was no division under the city. Fan Han broke the news, and the dead and grew apart. No one collects the scrap account, and the horse knows the remnant flag. If you want to sacrifice the suspicious king, the end of the world is crying at this time. "Senior Sister Xinrou's song "The Old Man of Wufan", although it is full of loopholes, it is obviously fearless.

Goldfinger raised his head, and everyone smiled: "Do you want to exercise the right to question, Senior Sister Xinrou is not punished for a cup, and she can bear it." ”

"Erfat, you have reached the critical point, the next round will definitely not pass, you see, you have the right not to use, it is expired," Goldfinger followed the temptation, "As long as you exercise the right to question once, my brother owes you a favor." I'm the president of Goldfinger, and if you can't get into college in the future, I can recruit you into my company as a white-collar worker. ”

"Cut, not rare, unless something practical. "The second fat is very oily.

"Here, I'll buy you some meat buns. Goldfinger threw a banknote to Erfat.

"Wow, a hundred yuan, Brother Finger is so generous, okay, I exercise the right to question," the second fat saw Qian Kai's eyes, and his face was full of smiles, "Senior Sister Xinrou, offended, you said that the year before last was not a good time, we are now in a peaceful era, we have never fought a war, and the ethnic minorities are now one with us, we Chinese do not fight Chinese." ”

"Dead fat man, you are a little disciplined, don't you hear that when people throw it to you, they say that they are buying meat buns for you? Isn't this meat buns beating dogs, sarcastic to you?" "If I don't have two hundred yuan, I will never betray Senior Sister Xinrou, you look at Senior Sister Xinrou, she is beautiful, she has a good figure, and she is gentle, how can you do it?"

"That is, don't say we know you in the future. Ah Da Ah Er also coaxed.

"Little Fat Man, if you exercise the right to question Senior Sister Xinrou, I will give you four hundred," Goldfinger threw four more banknotes to Little Fatty, "Don't say I didn't give you a chance, if you don't want it, I'll put it away." Just three seconds, one, two......"

"Open, what are you kidding, what kind of person are you and me," Xiaopang grabbed the four hundred yuan and stuffed it into his pocket, "If you don't make money, then I, Zhang Xiaopang, am a bastard." Haha, 400 yuan, my food expenses for this month have been settled. ”

"You bastard, brute. "Wang Da Fat, Ah Da Ah Er blamed one after another.

"Haha, you poor ghosts go away, don't get in the way of my brother's wealth," Fat laughed proudly, "Senior Sister Xinrou, you are young and beautiful, you have good grades, and your life is smooth, don't you introduce my junior brother to me a little question, I don't think it's wrong that you don't have a full division in the city, our People's Army is a hundred battles of heroes, and we have never had a full division." ”

"Okay, Senior Sister Xinrou will be fined two cups, Senior Sister Mengqi, continue. Bottle announced.

"Wait, I haven't exercised the right to question yet?" Golden Finger interrupted, "Senior Sister Xinrou, although your face is like a peach blossom, your waist is like a bundle, and you have the appearance of a town and a township, but your knowledge, junior brother, I can't agree, just now your poem, there are four or five places that are not in the scene, such as the news of the Han Dynasty, which is obviously impossible, and now WeChat can be used abroad, not to mention our small China." ”

"You, you bully. Senior Sister Xinrou was crying and ran away in anger.

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