On the National Day celebrated by the whole country, the golden finger was beaten.

The backbones of the original literary and art team, such as Da Fat, Er Fat, Er Fat and Song Jiang, rushed up, held down the golden finger and beat him fat, and the bottle even grabbed a broom and knocked it over.

"Mom, who's going to beat the little master, who's going to be it?" Goldfinger hugged his head and screamed, "Who grabbed my birthday present?"

At that time, there was a commotion in front of the hotel, and unsuspecting passers-by thought they had caught the thief.

"Bastard, Li Bei'er, Pan Jinlian, Chunmei, you three shameless women, bring a group of men to fight officials, wait for me to call Wu Song. ”

"Your name, isn't that Wu Song, he still wants to flatten you, tell me honestly, where did you die in the past half a month? If you don't pay public food, don't give it to your family, do you still have the face to come back?" Chunmei shouted.

"You must have gone to the pit to cheat, you said that his father is a gambler, his tutor is not good, he failed the high school entrance examination, and he has nothing to do, what can he do, except for going out to steal and cheat, what else can he do?"

"Can you still move bricks?"

"Being a human trafficker?"

"You can also take a broken bowl and ask people everywhere, uncle and aunt are okay, I haven't eaten for three days. ”

Everyone laughed for a while, and even the faint sorrow between the little junior sister's eyebrows seemed to melt away: "Brother Finger, the outside world is not easy to mix, the prodigal son turns back and comes back to study." ”

"Little junior sister, you still call him Brother Finger, look what the hell he wrote to you: Autumn is heavy, and the National Day is relaxed. The son has a deep fate, and Xiao Zhao is heavy. I am not absent tonight. In this life, dreams are inspired by you. Fingertip tap, I'm at the tip of your heart! If you have anything to say, you can lock it! Yo, and tell me that you can lock it. Bottle opened the notebook given by Goldfinger and read out the words he wrote, and everyone laughed like thunder for a while.

"That's a wonderful word. With a tap of your fingertips, I will write this sentence at the tip of your heart, it seems that this benevolent brother has a deep affection for Senior Sister Murong," Senior Brother Haoyu also commented, "Could this benevolent brother be a well-known student who failed the high school entrance examination and a genius Goldfinger Jin, who only scored one point in mathematics?"

"Who are you? You look like a human being, and you can spit ivory in your mouth?" asked Goldfinger, struggling to his feet, a little wary.

"He is a top student in No. 1 Middle School, the president of the Fangcaodi Literature Club, and the talented brother Xu Haoyu Xu in Ningdu," Chunmei said with admiration on her face, "It's not that you can compare with a little rapeseed who failed in the high school entrance examination." ”

"Hehe, haha. ”

Everyone laughed.

Goldfinger was a little speechless, wondering if he had offended any god during this time, how could he take a car and drive it down halfway, go home to call his father, come to the birthday party and give another beating, and went out without looking at the yellow calendar.

"Muddy boy, you get here for me. Teacher Murong was accompanying a group of school leaders, and when he heard that the golden finger that had run away without a trace had returned, he couldn't help but be curious.

"Hello, teacher, old principal, old vice principal, old dean. Goldfinger endured the aches all over his body, limped to the teacher's seat, and greeted him with a smiling face.

"You kid, why do you call us all old, last time Teacher Murong argued that he wanted you to go to high school first, our school has long had no high school, and the principal really put a lot of thought into it, why don't you kid appreciate it at all, and jumped into the river and ran away, people who don't know still think that our school has forced the students to death?"

"Which, which, thank you to the principal and the leaders, as well as Teacher Murong, thank you for your trouble. ”

"Then what are your plans now, take a look at Principal Peng of Ningshi Middle School who was also transferred to be the principal by the teacher of our senior high school, do you want the principal to call you. ”

"No, look at this. Goldfinger took out a red notebook from his bag and threw it on the table with a clatter.

"High school diploma, this can't be! fake, right?" The principal looked at it and was a little surprised, "You kid, you have learned badly after not seeing you for a few days, and you will fool us with a fake one, don't we know your details, when did you fail the high school entrance examination?"

The dean of education took a look at it and exclaimed, "Look at this seal and payment, it doesn't look like a fake, I'll make a phone call to confirm it." ”

"Well, Director Liang, excuse me, I'll confirm one thing to you, that is, have you recently issued a graduation certificate, called Goldfinger, what? Don't say it, what's the situation? Oh okay, okay," the teaching director hung up the phone and pressed his forehead with his hand, "What's the situation, Goldfinger, you boy honestly explain to me, how did you get this graduation certificate?"

Everyone was speechless for a moment, staring at Goldfinger as if interrogating a prisoner. It's no wonder that these old comrades who have been fighting on the education front all their lives, they have also heard a lot of strange things, but such a student who is so poor that he failed the high school entrance examination suddenly took out a high school diploma from a key middle school in the county, don't say that he has never heard of it, even if he imagines it, he feels incredible, how can such a situation occur in the current situation where the rule of law is quite transparent, of course they can't figure it out.

"This, confidential, confidential, director, you also heard it just now and said that you can't say it," Goldfinger said hesitantly, "That, the little junior sister is calling me, I'll go over for a moment." ”

Goldfinger ran away as if the soles of his feet were oiled.

"Tell me honestly, where have you been in the past few weeks?"

only then did he leave the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den. When Goldfinger ran to the back seat, intending to find a quiet corner and silently enjoy the food of his hometown, he was pulled to the seat of the little junior sister by the big fat and chubby, forcing him to confess his recent traces and "crime" deeds. In their opinion, Goldfinger is obviously a little less childish, and more calm and capable, which is obviously a crime.

"That, classmates, I'll be honest with you, I went to Guangzhou during this time, and as soon as I went, I was elected as the president of the company in a company, and then I went to the second week, and I came back to visit relatives during the National Day holiday. ”

"President, why don't you say you're president, liar. ”

"This bastard doesn't tell the truth, and pours him wine. Chunmei shouted.

"Ah Da, Ah Er, leave him to the well to be sober and sober. The little sister commanded.

"Yes!"

"Hey, don't don't, I'm afraid of you, it's not a school rehearsal now, you have to return to normal, don't listen to the little junior sister, you are too deep in the play, you can't tell the reality," Goldfinger stopped, "You don't believe it, show you my work card." ”

Goldfinger threw out a small work card again, but after everyone glanced at it, they couldn't believe it: "It's fake, and it's a lie." ”

"I know you don't believe it, look at the photos and videos I took, this one was taken by me in the office, this is the CITIC Building where we work, and this one was taken all the way back from my home. Goldfinger took out his finger and pulled up a lot of photos and videos.

"This, it seems to be in Guangzhou?" everyone was a little skeptical after reading it.

"Even if it's in Guangzhou, but as a president, the president is all over the street. I think this kid just doesn't tell the truth, pour him a few bottles of liquor, and let him spit out some human words. ”

"Yes, drunk and spit the truth. "Everyone has a tacit understanding to form a united front.

"Open, what are you kidding, it's not that you don't know that I can't drink, let me tell you, don't make a mistake," Goldfinger was anxious, "Or, the old rules, Li Bai fights wine and poems a hundred, just so many great talents in the literary club are here, we fight poetry, and if we can't fight, we will have a drink." Whoever wins can ask a question, and whoever loses has to tell the truth. ”

"Haha, okay, the gentleman is frank, I have nothing to hide, I'm afraid that some people will lose their debts. ”

Several senior brothers and sisters entered the table one after another, and Ah Da and Ah Er's self-esteem were average, and hurriedly gave up their positions.

"Life is less than 100, and I often have a thousand years of worries. The days are short and the nights are long, why not hold candles and fight poems! For the joy of fighting poems, how can you stay old? Bottle is willing to be a referee, in clockwise order, starting from the big fat place, this time the fighting poems must be appropriate, that is, one is the birthday of the little sister, the other is the return of the little turtle, the first round, limited to 300 poems of Tang poetry, "Li Xiaohua stood up and said, "Big fat, you come first, do not change the word." Those who are punished with three cups will lose. ”

"The north field is gone, and the east is gone. When the autumn moon is full, it is worth flying at night. ”

"Okay, this is the first of the three hundred Tang poems, Donggao and Huanggui, which is suitable for the occasion. Bottle praised.

"No, it's not a good time, today is the twenty-first day of the lunar calendar, there is a full autumn moon, and a glass of wine will be punished. Goldfinger opposed.

"Okay, big fat fine money, two fat, it's your turn. ”

"Donggao is looking forward to the twilight, and he wants to rely on it. The trees are all autumn colors, and the mountains are only sunset. The shepherds drove the calves back, and the hunting horses brought back the fowls. ”

"It is not the case, the shepherd drives the calves back and barely makes sense, but the hunting horses and birds will not work, and now the country prohibits hunting, so if the horses and birds are returned, they will be punished with a glass of wine. "Goldfinger is another killer.

"Chubby, it's your turn. ”

"The Yangtze River has been stagnant, and thousands of miles will return. I'm talking about someone who missed us from out of town and came back in a. "Chubby's face is colorful.

"Yes, that's the right time. Everyone laughed.

"No, I'm coming back from the Pearl River, not from the Yangtze River. Not to come. Penalty one glass. ”

"Damn! You kill a thousand knives. Chubby wailed.

"What should I do when I am lonely, and I return to the sky. The little junior sister is a sentence of Meng Haoran's "Farewell to Wang Wei", which won everyone's applause, and this time Goldfinger was silent, and his face was a little uncomfortable.

At this time, Song Jiang got up and said loudly: "The sunset is in Xiling, and the group of ravines has already dawned." The pine moon is cool at night, and the wind spring is full of clear listening. The woodcutters are exhausted, and the smoke and birds are initially determined. ”

"Good!"

Everyone applauded, Song Jiang, Meng Haoran's landscape poem, depicts a quiet twilight mountain scene in easy and natural language, and at the same time, it also penetrates the poet's lonely mood of waiting for his friends, but there is no trace of complaint about his friends, and even Goldfinger can't find a little fault.

"After the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather is late in autumn. The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stone is upstream. The bamboo noise returns to the Huannu, and the lotus moves the fishing boat. Chunmei also quoted a landscape poem by Wang Wei.

"It hasn't rained recently, so it's not going to happen. Goldfinger questioned.

"The slanting sun shines on the ruins, and the cattle and sheep return to the poor alleys. Senior Sister Xinrou got up and said, her voice was sweet and extremely good.

"No, we have cattle here, but we don't raise sheep. Goldfinger questioned again.

"You belong to a dog, and you even bite my senior sister. Wang Da Pang shook his fist fiercely at the golden hand.

"Remembering the monarch across the blue sky, the past was horizontal, and now it is a fountain of tears. I don't believe that the concubine broke her bowels, and came back to see before taking the mirror," Chunmei got up and said, "I'm talking about someone missing someone who jumped into the river and committed suicide, I don't know if it should happen?"

"Haha!" everyone laughed.

"You're going to die, who misses him?" Xiao Zhao got up and twisted Chunmei, and Chunmei ran away with a smile.

"The swallow grass is like bis, and the Qin mulberry has low green branches. When Jun Huai returns to the day, it is a concubine who breaks her bowels," Senior Sister Mengqi said loudly, "Although I don't know who someone thinks someone is and whom, but I have the same theme as Senior Sister Chunmei." After speaking, a pair of wonderful eyes glared at the golden finger, and the warning was very meaningful.

"Who's you, Goldfinger. Everyone was waiting for this moment, and finally it was his turn, and their eyes became fierce.

"The liquor is newly ripe in the mountains, and the yellow chicken pecks at the autumn fat. The golden finger paraphrased Li Bainan's sentence that the children entered Beijing.

"It's not right, we're drinking beer, there's liquor. "Big Fat questioned first.

"Isn't this liquor?" Goldfinger pulled out a bottle of Erguotou from the table, "If the doubt is wrong, Da Fat will be fined another glass." Two cups. ”

"You are returning from Guangzhou. The second fat protested.

"Haha, you little fat man, you don't know this, after I came back from Guangzhou, I went back to my hometown yesterday, didn't I just come back from the mountains? Goldfinger said proudly.

"Damn, that's fine. ”

Everyone was a little speechless.

"Yellow chickens peck millet should not be suitable for the occasion, we do not grow millet in the south, millet is a kind of small grains in China, an annual grain crop, when mature, it is golden yellow, and it is an important grain crop in northern China. After the millet is peeled, it is called yellow rice, this kind of rice is sticky, it is one of the raw materials for making zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May, and in addition, it is also the raw material for making oil cake after grinding into flour. ”

"Wow, Senior Brother Zeqiu is so powerful and knowledgeable. "Little stars are in the eyes of the bottle.

"Okay, I'm taught, I'll give you a drink. Goldfinger had nothing to say, so he had to lean his neck and drink a beer.