25. Grandma Han enters the Grand View Garden

In the morning light, Han Fei opened his eyes early, excited, excited, and curious about the new education system he was about to face.

Class at eight o'clock, woke up at six o'clock, and hummed a song when brushing his teeth: "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze ......", the body twisted like a swaying aquatic weed, full of swagger, if you let Wang sunglasses take a long shot for him, you can pay tribute to the dance in my brother's "The True Story of A Fei".

I got some water and wiped it on my hair, and then used a comb to take care of it a little, and sure enough, it was a jade-faced Xiaolangjun, and I picked up some big treasures, locked the door and went downstairs.

The alleys of the magic capital really have the breath of life, the alleys are short and narrow, three or five aunts are together, carrying vegetable baskets and talking about the shortcomings of the parents, and the uncles have swords, some play Tai Chi, quiet and peaceful.

The young generation has walked out of each corridor one after another, office workers or carrying bags, hurrying, children carrying schoolbags and holding the hands of their elders happily ready to go to school, which is the new force in the modern big city of Magic City.

Han Fei recalled the way out, walked through the halls and alleys, and arrived at an early shop outside the school, preparing to worship the Five Organs Temple first.

The shop is not big, clean and hygienic, more than ten square meters, five or six square tables, and more than 20 stools. The proprietress looked very capable, as soon as Han Fei came in, she knew that she was a fresh face, and recommended the special breakfast of this store with a smile, the boss looked like the kind of Shanghai-style little man in the minds of the people of the whole country, he didn't talk much, standing behind the white case and rubbing his face.

SH's eternal classic Four King Kong has the most unshakable position in the breakfast world, folding a piece of flatbread to a crispy crisp, sandwiching a thin fritter in the middle of the cake, and the crispy crust with tough and elastic fritters, which is the breakfast enjoyment of the old SH people. Whether it is salty or sweet, with a bowl of tofu flower to moisten the throat, and a piece of rice ball as a side dish, it is the most authentic old SH breakfast.

Han Fei ordered a salted bean curd (don't beat me with the sweet party), a fritter, and a cage of soup dumplings, which was extravagant.

Poked the soup dumpling with chopsticks, hey, it's quite fluctuating, Han Fei easily picked up one, the bun didn't stick to the cage drawer at all, the entrance was lightly bitten, the soup was splashed, hot, but it was very moist, a fine product, thin skin, large filling, fresh meat, delicious, fresh and fragrant, it was really a penny, it was worth the breakfast.

After breakfast, the time is still early, Han Fei is here in the spirit of coming, not shopping in vain mentality through the campus, Chinese and Western, old and new collision, I have to say that the building of the whole campus is very distinctive, there is that kind of old SH style building, and there is no lack of new buildings, vigorous and full of heavy heritage, which is not only high-end atmosphere and grade, but also low-key luxury and connotation. The French plane guards on the side of the road generally stand, tall and straight, adding a bit of toughness to the exquisite style. Han Fei used to go to a science and engineering university that couldn't even see the taillights of the play, the entire campus was full of one color, not to mention the architectural style, in Xu Shu's words: "The horse is better than the unicorn, and the jackdaw is the phoenix." ”

Han Fei walked forward while admiring, vaguely heard some noise in front of him, the sound was loud, but babbling, he couldn't hear what he was saying, and bypassed behind a building, an open-air small theater appeared, Han Fei stopped and looked ahead.

There are a large group of people in Wuwuyang, and the wire rods are very good, all of them are handsome men and beautiful women, with their waists crossed, and they are passionate about the air.

“To be or not to be，that's a question.”

"To see us is to see the Qing Dynasty, we are the Qing Dynasty, and the Qing Dynasty is us. Daqing, when I didn't do anything wrong. ”

Take a closer look, yo, there are really stars I know, isn't that Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu Magical and Chen Meijia in "Love Apartment"? There are a few others who seem to know each other, what is it called, Han Fei couldn't think of it for a while, alas, specially, in his last life, he shouldn't have just watched football, basketball, tennis, table tennis, badminton, diving, swimming, the entertainment industry didn't pay much attention to it, and now he can't even name a star.

Listen to the singing of Peking Opera again, as soon as Han Fei opened his mouth, he knew that it was "Wisdom Fight", and he followed the leader to "edify" I don't know how many times.

"I think at the beginning, Lao Tzu's team was just opened, and there were only a dozen people and seven or eight guns."

"Build up the seven-star stove, boil the three rivers in the copper kettle, set up the table of eight immortals, entertain the sixteen parties, all the guests who come, all by mouth, meet and laugh, and then don't think about it. ”

There are even more hanging voices, ——, ——, ah——, the longer they shout, the longer they hear, Han Fei's eardrums tremble, and these people have a lung capacity of 15,000 and go up.

Han Fei, a disciple of the outer sect, secretly observed, and he was still stupidly happy, hey, is this the cultivation of the inner disciples of the Great Sect of Cultivation? Could it be that this is the legendary lion's roar to subdue demons, tsk, amazing. According to the script, an old man's voice should pop out of the ring at this time: "Boy, don't look at it, these are all local chickens and dogs, the old man taught you the exercises of the ancient and modern earthquakes in one day, and he is a big match every day, you must be Nan Bowan." ”

The morning in the magic capital was still a little cold, Han Fei rubbed his stiff cheeks, and continued to walk inside, walking dozens of steps, the building in front of him was antique, and it was a group of students who were practicing their voices, but the voice was obviously much better than the gang in front, the men were high-pitched, the women were gentle and smart, it turned out to be singing bel canto, passionate, idealistic, and vibrant.

The great man has something to say: You are the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, full of vitality, the world is ours and yours, but in the final analysis, it is still yours.

Han Fei continued to stroll around the Grand View Garden like Grandma Liu, alas, it would be wonderful if Concubine Xiaoxiang and Concubine Wu were with her.

After walking around, I haven't found anyone practicing the body.,Are the girls who do dancing indoors?It's a pity.,There's no chance to observe secretly.。

Han Fei thinks it's quite interesting, everyone who chases their dreams is beautiful, and he will become a member of this army in the future, three points of timidity, three points of excitement, three points of longing, and one point of curiosity about the unknown.

took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was almost eight o'clock, let's go to the teaching building for class first, Han Fei returned the same way, and the students who practiced voice were also dispersed, so they should be ready to go to class.

According to Sister Tang's instructions yesterday, he found the classroom where the class was held, Han Fei went in through the back door, and found that there were already more than 20 people here, and quietly found a place in the back row to sit down, no way, habit becomes natural, when I was in college, I always grabbed a seat in the back row, and when I entered the unit, I could only do the back row, which formed a conditioned reflex.

One after another, a few more people came in, and it was close to eight o'clock, and the classroom was full, about forty people.

The front table turned around and talked, this person looks okay, but he is slightly fat, and the biggest flaw is the hairstyle, which is the fashionable hairstyle of killing Matt, with long hair and thick bangs, fortunately it is not dyed, otherwise he would really be recruited by the killer to be a protector.

"Eh, buddy, new here?"

"Me?" Han Fei pointed to himself, came back to his senses, and joked: "Yes, I was *** airborne to join the class." ”

"Haha, you're really good, I'm still sent by the State Council. ”

"Really? ”

"Disrespectful, disrespectful. ”

The two chatted with each other, and after a while, the teacher came in, and the two took the words, and Han Fei also straightened his body, looking very serious and formal.

The teacher is the same as many university teachers, no matter whether there are many people or few people today, anyway, as soon as the computer is turned on, the courseware is played, and another 90 minutes of a class will pass.

The teacher coughed his throat and opened the altar to preach: "You must remember that the elements of performance are divided into five forces and six senses. A PPT is being shown on the screen, and a large parenthesis is followed by several small parentheses, "These five forces are observation, imagination, sensibility, understanding, and adaptability." ”

Han Fei was a little confused when he heard it, is it so amazing? He even used so much strength, how many ways to write fennel in fennel beans?

Dude only knows gravitational force, electromagnetic force, friction force, shear stress, shear stress, and centripetal force, but I didn't expect that this art practitioner can also make so many forces, and sure enough, all roads lead to Rome.

"From the five forces, we can draw deeper powers, such as rich imagination, keen observation, focused attention, flexible adaptability, accurate understanding, and vivid performance. ”

Han Fei feels that he is now full of question marks, are you kidding me? Today is the opening of the door to a new world, it turns out that the performance elements are classified in such detail, and he is now even more than Grandma Liu, alas, do I still have to do a force analysis of the object of "performance"?

Excuse me, the performance is subject to a firm memory of 30 degrees obliquely upward, and a flexible adaptability of 45 degrees obliquely downward, try to use the parallelogram law to find Han Fei's psychological shadow area.

"There are also six senses, a sense of proportion, a sense of humor, a sense of faith, a sense of rhythm, a sense of image, and a sense of reality. ”

Big guy, is there really no bird flu and a woman's sixth sense?

Then the teacher began to talk about these five forces and six senses, like the surging river endlessly, and like the rolling Yellow River, it was out of control.

While Han Fei was taking notes, he calculated the shadow area in his heart, probably mentally calculated, at least the size of three bedrooms and one living room.

The teacher above is talking about the spirits.,The people below are listening to the N face confused.,Everyone is a rookie egg who hasn't performed seriously.,Most of the students' performance experience may be a class sketch at an art festival.,A skit in an English skills competition or something.,If there's a video to watch, everyone can embarrass themselves to death.。

The refresher class is the refresher class, if the undergraduate class is the treatment of the son, and the junior college class is the treatment of the godson, then the refresher class is probably the treatment of the stepmother to the old son.

Han Fei very much hopes that the teacher can speak more down-to-earth, don't make the clouds and mountains foggy, we want to go down to the riba people.

Also, can you give a few examples to prove the five forces and six senses? After all, arguments are also to be supported by arguments.

I don't want to write the notes when I write them, Han Fei is a little disappointed, that is, there are no online multimedia online courses now, if there are online course resources, I won't come here, it's useless to just talk about pure theory, practice can produce true knowledge.

The buddy at the front table slept for a long time and finally woke up again, looked at the loveless looks of everyone around him, covered his mouth and snickered, yes, they are all a hanging sample.

Turning his head, he saw that Han Fei had taken a lot of notes, and said with a smile: "Dude, you are very hardworking, remember such things." ”

"Alas, annoying, I heard it in a fog. Han Fei said gloomily.

"Haha, that's right, if you don't understand, this kind of theory class is not for us, you say that we don't understand much of our. ”

"Forget it, pay the money, and it's a waste if you don't listen. ”

"Interesting, by the way, do you smoke?"

"Yes, but not much. ”

"Would you like to smoke a cigarette together after class?"

"Okay. ”

Instead of being bored if you don't understand the theory, it's better to go out and smoke a cigarette and change your mind.