Chapter Twenty-Six: Bare Feet Grinding, Turning in Circles and Embarrassing
26. Grinding barehead, turning around and embarrassing
Finally waited for the end of class, the teacher cleaned up the guy and called a fast, three or two rolls to go out, more active than the next student, at a glance it is decades of old rivers and lakes, the action is smooth, antelope hanging horns.
The front table and Han Fei walked out of the classroom with their front and back feet, walked forward more than ten meters, turned a corner and pushed the door out, it was a direct corridor rooftop connecting the two buildings, and the place was quite spacious.
The two leaned against the railing, surveying the students as they walked by. Good looks, can dress up, all of them are lively and cheerful personalities, in groups of three or five, boys hook shoulders and backs, girls hold hands, laughing and playing.
The buddy at the front table took out a box of cigarettes, pushed out half of them with his fingers, and made a gesture of handing it to Han Fei. Han Fei took out the cigarette and skillfully sandwiched it between his fingers, the buddy lighter lit it and came over, Han Fei hurriedly passed the test, lowered his body, blocked the wind with one hand, lit the cigarette with the other, and then took a deep breath with his mouth. These are all etiquette, people give you a cigarette to give you face, and you have to lower your posture to be considered a gift in return.
"Eh, buddy, my name is Han Fei, and I haven't told me your name yet?" Han Fei slowly exhaled a puff of smoke rings, turned sideways and asked.
The buddy himself lit a cigarette, took a puff, and replied: "My name is Ren Hai, and I can't talk about anything to teach or not." The smoke rings swirled, and Ren Hai asked again, "How old are you?"
"Seventeen, not long after it was full. ”
Ren Hai saw that this person was so tender and still a minor, and began to flirt: "Then you have to call me brother, I'm twenty, haha." ”
Han Fei continued: "Dare to ask the eldest brother what his opinion is?"
"You kid is fast, by the way, why did you come to study, this class has been open for almost a month. ”
Han Fei dusted off his cigarette ashes, his tone became distressed, and said, "I, I was fooled into getting on the thief ship by a talent scout, and I blamed myself for being too greedy." ”
Thief ship?yo, this kid is still a person with a story, Ren Hai spit out a puff of cigarette, his eyes were full of curiosity, and asked: "Eh, what kind of thief ship fooled you up, brother, tell me, let us have a long experience." ”
"It's a shame to say it, didn't I shoot an advertisement during the summer vacation, I don't know if the director revealed my contact information, and a talent scout contacted me not long after I got home. As he spoke, a cigarette burned out, Han Fei pressed the cigarette butt, and threw it into the trash can behind him with a dashing shooting motion.
Ren Hai listened to the story anxiously, and urged: "What about later? Don't keep a button like the storyteller." ”
"Later, later it was a good family to go to the sea, in love with the dust, and if it was sold, it would be a shame to lose money, shame, shame. ”
"Oh, I remembered, I said how I think you look so familiar, I remember you as soon as you say advertising. Ren Hai slapped the railing and said excitedly: "You are the buddy in the XX boat learning machine, aren't you?"
Han Fei covered his face with both hands, rubbed it, and nodded embarrassedly. Made, how can you say that the thing about an advertisement comes out of your mouth like you have made a Dongying action movie, and you feel very ashamed.
"Eh, how do you say that, nine homework lessons are learned simultaneously, what's next?" Ren Hai smiled brightly, and gently pushed Han Fei with his elbow.
Han Fei arched his hand and begged for mercy: "You spare me, big guy, I'm not only embarrassed today, I'm bare and embarrassed." ”
Ren Hai said happily: "Haha, then you can't run away, as long as you are still in the advanced class, you will inevitably be teased by your brother, cherish." ”
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The second big lesson is the line class, this time it's not just a PPT to talk about the sky, it's a serious need to operate on the ground.
Read the lines well, first of all, you have to speak Mandarin well, just like a university exam, you have to get 50 points on the exam paper before the teacher can help you add the usual score so that you don't fail the course, according to 100 points to correspond to the lines, Mandarin is the 50 points on the paper.
Of course, some people come with plug-ins, filming always needs to be able to speak lines, and they don't even need to speak Mandarin, as long as they count one, two, three, four, five, find a powerful dubbing teacher in the later stage is much stronger than their original voice, and there is even the king of hanging kings, even people don't need to come out, it's enough to have a face, the whole process is filmed as a stand-in, and the later stage will help you give your face to P intimately, so that you can produce a drama without leaving home, it's just unconvincing.
What? What do you say the audience scolds? What's the use of scolding, does it prevent people from getting sky-high salaries? Does it prevent people from winning the Hundred Flowers Award?
Of course, this kind of hanging has nothing to do with Han Fei, and the non-chief and the European emperor are completely people from two worlds. In a paragraph of "Will Enter the Wine", Han Fei curled his tongue and made several mistakes, his tongue was not rolled when it should be rolled, and it was not straight when it should be straight, which caused the classroom to laugh.
Han Fei remembered that he also had a second-level level when he took the online test of Mandarin online, but he didn't expect that after talking about it for so many years, he didn't feel that his Mandarin was very defective.
In fact, there are objective reasons, Shonan Province belongs to the hardest hit area where Mandarin is not spoken well, and the difficulty of the Mandarin game is a nightmare difficulty for the people of Shonan, second only to the hellish difficulty of the Liangguang HN area.
Tongue curling confusion can only be regarded as a basic operation, and the front and back nasal sounds are not clear, if a Shonan friend says to you: "I'm a scoundrel." Don't treat others as bad people, people just say that they are "helpless". H is also confused most of the time.,The railing often kills.,It sounds terrifying.,In fact, people just report their homes.。 Due to the different dialects in the city and the different pronunciations in the next county, the people of Sanxiang have more strange pronunciations when speaking Mandarin.
"Gray fertilizer will turn black. ”
Han Fei gave himself a mouthful: "Bah, it's not right, the ash will turn black when it volatilizes." ”
Snapped another mouth, "Damn, it's hard to say? ”
In this class, Ren Hai sat next to Han Fei, and saw that the people around him were about to commit suicide when they spoke Mandarin, so he filled another spoonful of oil: "I said Comrade Xiao Han, it's useless for you to practice like this, you have to use the barbershop's hair perm tool to perm your tongue." ”
"Go, go, bother, boss. Han Fei waved his hand and pushed away Ren Hai, who was leaning over, squinted, and said, "I said Brother Ren, your Mandarin is not much better than mine when you are in Lin'an, aren't you also in the wrong place?
Old God Ren Hai said, "I'm different from you. ”
"Well, why is it different, what other medicine can you use to treat the syndrome of not being able to speak Mandarin well?"
"Che, what I'm saying is different is that I'm not here for further study, and I'm not in a hurry to practice. Ren Hai said, with a sly smile on his face.
Han Fei was puzzled and asked, "Then what are you here for? Wouldn't it be better to travel with the registration fee?"
"Come here, I'll tell you quietly. Ren Hai stretched out his right hand, beckoned, and motioned for Han Fei to put his ear over.
When Han Fei got closer, Ren Hai's smile was even worse, covering Han Fei's ear with one hand, and whispering, "I'm actually here to pick up girls." ”
Damn, Han Fei bounced off his body, compared his middle finger, and said, "Big guy cow batch." ”