38. Six-six-six-six is under the service

"I haven't finished my wine yet. ”

"You have a bad stomach, don't drink it, if you want to drink it, let's go home and drink it, we also have wine at home, let's go." ”

"I don't want to drink the Royal Salute. ”

"You said you drank some wine, didn't that make your classmates laugh?"

"Who dares to laugh at me Charlotte!"

"Qiu Ya is getting married, you are sitting here and dressing like a feather duster, singing and dancing, what do you have to do?"

"I bought it with my own money, and I wore whatever I liked. ”

"Did you earn your own money to buy it? Are you embarrassed Charlotte? Have you earned a penny since you graduated? Over the years, you have been lying at home all day, and your limbs are about to degenerate, I go out cupping during the day, and go out to pedal three wheels at night, I think about saving some money and saving me some effort to change a motorcycle. ”

"Shut up. ”

"Shut up, you're going to let me in!"

"Hahaha......" bursts of laughter came from the audience one after another, compared to the first few shows to deliberately highlight the ideology and irony, "Charlotte Troubles" has been tickling the audience's itch since its name, the performance is funny, and the lines are humorous.

Lao Guo said in the cross talk of "I want to be against the three vulgarities": "Cross talk must be funny first, if you don't want to be funny, then it's really funny, we say cross talk is to let everyone have fun, if you experience something else after the music, then we are more satisfied." ”

"Charlotte's Troubles" was originally positioned as a comedy, and from the constant laughter and applause from the audience, you can know that its first purpose has been achieved.

"Teacher Wang, is this your class Han Fei's idea again?" In the first row of the audience, Teacher Cui Xinqing and Wang Chunzi talked closer.

Wang Chunzi was delighted and replied: "Yes, I don't know where he got so many ghost ideas, but the script was not written by him, he told me that he only made an outline, and later spent money to find a professional screenwriter to complete the lines." ”

Vice Dean Wang Jinsong has been watching the performance on stage with his legs crossed, and when he heard the discussion between the two teachers, he also came over and said: "This drama is very thoughtful, it seems to be funny, but it is actually about a man's midlife crisis. ”

"Yes, people are middle-aged but do nothing, the future is bleak, on the one hand is the yellow-faced woman who has been knotted for many years, and on the other hand, the dream goddess who is glamorous but married to a woman, sigh. ”

The attitude of this head teacher is also quite ironic, he doesn't remember the students who haven't given gifts, and he dares to judge the students' character in a grand manner. ”

In the audience, not only the leaders and teachers were discussing, but also the students who had been eating melons with peace of mind also began to make brain-opening associations on the topic of crossing.

As soon as the lights on the stage dimmed, the first act had ended, and the students arranged the scene props for the second act as quickly as possible.

When the lights came on again, and several rows of tables and chairs were neatly arranged on the stage, Han Fei, that is, Xia Luo, finally crossed over, he couldn't believe what he saw, he tried to walk around the classroom for half a circle, and finally sat down on the empty seat.

Da Tiantian no longer has an image to speak of, I saw her sitting ruffianly, her hairstyle is a classic ponytail of the student's style, her cheeks are painted crimson like a spoof, and she still has a pen in her mouth, Han Fei came over and pinched her face, and she lost the pen in pain.

"Made, isn't this a dream?" Charlotte asked herself.

Teacher Wang was furious at Xia Luo's behavior and scolded: "Xia Luo, how did you do it by treating the teacher's words as a fart?"

"Hahahaha......"

"Don't laugh!"

Teacher Wang walked down, the polo shirt and trousers were quite in line with his teacher's image, but the pair of sandals under it looked very funny, he poked Han Fei's chest with a folding fan very angrily, and said angrily: "What are you wearing, what about your school uniform?"

"Hey, who's wearing a school uniform to a wedding?"

"Whose wedding did you attend? Your mother got married again?"

"Hahaha. The classmates burst into laughter.

Words insulted me, my heart was already numb, but insulting my mother was unbearable, Han Fei stood straight, his body pressed forward, and his momentum shocked Teacher Wang.

"Who are you staring at? Who are you doing with the two of you?! It's okay if your mother doesn't come, you can solve your own affairs, read this love letter of yours aloud and with emotion, come, 'Who's dear, who's your dear?'!"

Teacher Wang pressed the letter paper on Han Fei's body, who knew that he hadn't moved yet, but Da Tiantian on the side shyly covered his face and ran out.

Later, Xia Luo finally had a conflict with Teacher Wang, Zhang Yang was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and took an empty schoolbag to cover Teacher Wang's head, and a class of students actually beat Teacher Wang, Yuan Hua ran to tell the principal that Dasha Chun rushed to Teacher Wang with funny steps, but although his feet went out, he was glared at by Teacher Wang.

"What are you going to do!"

"Mr. Wang, do you think my shoes look good?"

Since the start of the second act, the atmosphere in the small theater has not dropped, and the burden has been thrown out one after another, and each one of them has shaken off.

In the audience, Zhang Ruoyun from the higher vocational class said to Tan Songyun, who was already laughing so much that her stomach was cramping: "It's over, I think we are really out of play." ”

Hong Liancheng on the side said: "Yes, the tension of their show is very good, and the plot twists are not blunt." ”

"I'm already laughing, it's really funny, that Dasha Chun's action of closing his feet is simply amazing. Tan Songyun didn't remember the victory or defeat anymore, and looked at the performance on the stage with her eyes open, and her cheeks stiffened with laughter.

"Alas, I'm really convinced, from the "British Pill" at the New Year's Day party in the first year to the current "Charlotte Troubles", these people will never play their cards according to common sense, and they will return to the sword and go sideways, but the results are wonderful. Zhang Ruoyun was convinced.

On the other side, the students of the Class 08 Table Book also kept muttering.

"I've inquired, this drama is our Senior Brother Han's ghost idea again. ”

"Seriously, I originally thought he was just a beautiful man who acted in idol dramas, but I didn't expect that he really had some skills. ”

"Please, someone else is the best newcomer who has won the college student film festival, and our head teacher often talks about him. ”

"Okay, watch the drama well, the effect of this show, we won't be wronged if we lose, I'm convinced. Dou Xiao touched his bald head and said.

A very lyrical BGM was put in the background, and the two beams of chasing light hit Han Fei and Kan Qingzi respectively, as a dick Xia Luo, she had the courage to face the goddess after crossing back.

Finally, the two beams of chasing light together, just like the classic World War II victory photography, Han Fei hugged Kan Qingzi hard, and Kan Qingzi's body fell backwards, the posture was particularly harmonious, Han Fei kissed it heavily, of course, it must be borrowed.

Although the audience only saw the back of Han Fei's head, the kissing action still made them applaud constantly, and some of them whistled when they didn't think it was a big deal, it was like coming to the concert site.

It's like the police will rush to the scene of the incident after the killer has killed all the targets, and Xia Luo has been hugging Qiu Ya and kissing her for a long time, and the principal and teacher have only arrived.

"Shut up!"

"This classmate, if you have any difficulties, what knots do you have, you can say to me, don't hurt female classmates. ”

Han Fei let go of his hand, walked to the basin at the front of the classroom, and said, "Goddess, I have to wake up, this dream will be a nightmare if I continue to do it." ”

He buried his head deep in the water, slammed his head again, and picked up droplets, but unfortunately remained in the scene.

"Holy! Is this true?!"

In the midst of Han Fei's shouting and scolding, the lights gradually dimmed, and the second act finally ended.

……

After a few scenes, "Charlotte's Troubles" was finally performed, and finally, all the actors stood in a row holding hands and bowed to the audience, applause was like a storm crashing on the shore, endlessly, everyone was amused by the jokes in this play, and was also moved by Charlotte's lonely state at the end of the road in the last scene, and reflected on themselves to grasp the moment later.

It is already obvious which is better or worse, the opinions of the judges and teachers are surprisingly unanimous, no half of them raise objections, and the winners have obviously been publicized.

Vice Dean Wang Jinsong stood on the stage and directly announced the results: "I announce that the winner of the on-campus selection of this college student drama competition is, "Charlotte's Troubles"!"

There are no trophies and no certificates, just like the Chinese men's football team successfully broke through to the World Cup qualifiers at Shenyang Wulihe Stadium in 02, everyone is only pursuing that one place.

"Good work, guys. ”

"It's not hard, there's a more important competition next. ”

"Come on!"

"Come on!"