Chapter Thirty-Seven: Come, Come, Wait for You to Fight
37. Come and come and wait for you to fight
Competitions are competitions and should not be confused with films.
Han Fei screened some of the plots in the script, focusing on Ma Dongmei's wedding banquet, the conflict between Xia Luo and Teacher Wang after the crossing, and the success of the traverser's golden finger, but in the end, because of drunkenness, infinite emptiness, he ended up with a bleak end of regret and death.
That year, Hong Kong had just returned to the motherland, that year, Pu Shu and Xu Wei were still dangling with the band, and that year, the Chinese team was still fighting for a place in the World Cup qualifiers, but they lost again.
That year, with the famous songs that he had sung countless times in his head, Charlotte took a song "Meet 98" as the cornerstone, and climbed to the highest peak of the Chinese music scene step by step.......
In terms of the image of the actors, it is impossible for these students to achieve the effect of the "crooked melons and cracked dates" in the original version of "Charlotte's Troubles", at most, it is almost the same to let Han Fei play Yuan Hua and Da Tiantian play Qiu Ya.
In order to present a good comedic effect, Han Fei's group of people can be regarded as having choked on themselves enough, his troubles haven't grown long, in order to be ugly, he can only go to a very poor barbershop, find a barber with a lower level, and perm a super turtle curly, he can only comfort himself, forget it, he should pay tribute to Teacher Yu Qian.
Da Tiantian is worse than him, and he doesn't know how to put on makeup, anyway, she finally turned her white skin into a yellow-faced woman, plus the two-person handkerchief wrapped around her head, hey, if you fill in a little bit of big black mole, you can squeeze out Teacher Song Dandan in 1990 to play "Super Life Guerrilla".
The flamboyant buck teeth are very easy to get, and this kind of buck tooth props have to be sold in the supermarket; Teacher Wang in the first act is already old, and Sun Qiang found a white-haired wig to put on; Da Chun's role is very difficult for Gao Jun, after all, you can't find a stupid and natural person like Allen in the whole school, so you can only try to pick out the details, such as the stupid middle hair style, and the high-raised trouser belt (it's violent).
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At the end of the month, it was finally time for the on-campus screening.
The weather has been good these days, the temperature is not so high, and there is a fresh breeze blowing from time to time, which really weakens the majesty of the autumn tiger.
In the small theater, the leaders of the acting academy sat in the first row, and the number of people seemed to be not high, and there were several empty seats on both sides.
"Yesterday, I went to watch "The Great Cause of the Founding of the People's Republic of China", I dipped my mother, and that battle was more powerful than last year's MV of "Beijing Welcomes You". ”
"That is, the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is very good to be able to show your face for a second or two. ”
"I read the report of the movie channel, and many big stars call the director every day to ask if their scenes have been cut, which is more all-star than all-stars. ”
A teacher made a brief statement, and then began the school auditions, the people at the bottom chattered and gossip, to this day of national celebration, every student who participated in the performance of the program is very brisk in their hearts, their own program can be selected is the best, after all, you can represent the school to play, it doesn't matter if you can't choose, wait for the holiday to see the parade or go to other attractions to relax, this is excellent.
"Just now I used the bull card to calculate a hexagram, I know that you will come back, you said that the spirit is not spiritual, come, Xiangzi, drink a cup. ”
"I don't drink, no. ”
"Hmph, you don't appreciate your kindness, silly camel, it's so spicy to you?"
On the stage, the students of the 08-level table are performing Mr. Lao She's famous book "Camel Xiangzi", the one who plays Xiangzi is Dou Xiao, this guy is also open-minded, he shaved his head directly, and the shape is similar to Zhang Fengyi's version, the one who plays the tiger girl is called Zhong Danni, the bucktooth props are estimated to have been bought in a supermarket with Zhang Yang, and the beautiful girl also sacrificed her image, and sure enough, everyone still spent some effort on this game.
"Charlotte's Troubles" was played quite backwards, and Han Fei's group hid in the last few rows to watch the opponent play.
The rain goes down on the rich and the poor, on the righteous and on the unrighteous. In fact, the rain is not fair, because it falls on a world where there is no justice.
Shoko is hardworking, kind, and simple, and he exchanged his hard work for a rickshaw, which is his sustenance and even his faith. The car was taken by the deserters once, and then he brought back three camels and exchanged for a car, and then his savings were looted by the detectives, and the last time he pulled the car was at the cost of a deformed marriage with the tiger girl, the tiger girl had a difficult birth, and he sold the car again, so far, his ideals were shattered, and the woman Xiaofuzi who has always liked in his heart finally ended up committing suicide, and finally, Xiangzi was knocked down by reality.
"Boss, save me. ”
"You order, twenty yuan, pull the car away, your car is full of holes, in my opinion, you still turn the things at home upside down, sell them to pay off the debt." ”
The lights on the stage dimmed, like Shoko's miserable fate, the wind howled, and fake snowflakes made of foam fell from the top, and Shoko just curled up in the corner, motionless, probably dead.
Han Fei watched the performance on the stage from a distance, and couldn't help but praise: "This junior brother's acting skills are okay, it's a bit desperate." ”
"What, it's stressful?" asked Da Tiantian.
"You're wrong, he used 'okay', which is not very powerful, which means that this person is not panicked at all. Kan Qingzi glanced at Han Fei and said.
"I'll go, you've read a book on psychology recently, can you make it up like this?" Han Fei couldn't believe it, women are born to guess?
"You just say no. ”
"Yes, yes, you're right. ”
Kan Qingzi leaned back in the chair and said: "But then again, our little junior brother is really good-looking, that is, Xiangzi is not suitable for pretending to be handsome, if he plays "Home", he will be sure to amaze the audience." ”
Han Fei finally seized the opportunity and teased: "I think it's amazing to you, if you really like it, go ahead and do it, don't be the junior sisters who are close to the water and get the moon first." ”
Kan Qingzi also did not show weakness, and replied: "Go and go, if you praise a word, you will have to start, then how many times do you boys have to start, can the Haidian District Police Station be closed?"
"That's it, they boys don't know that there are too many girl stars who are obscene, and they often shout that they have earned three years of blood, and the death penalty is not a loss, do you think we don't know?" Da Tiantian and Kan Qingzi reached a united front and fired together.
"Okay, okay, I surrender, let's honestly watch the next group's performances. Han Fei simply raised the white flag.
The next to appear in the same vocational class as Han Fei, the program is called "Nekrasov", which is the representative work of the French writer Sartre.
Sarath Han Fei knew that he had never heard of Sartre who played football, and Watt knew that he invented the steam engine.
"Nekrasov" is a slapstick satire about a crook posing as a defective Soviet minister who reveals sensational secrets to the press on the eve of regional elections in France.
Han Fei didn't know what a terrible book the original work of this famous book was, anyway, the performances of several people on stage seemed very deliberate, in order to highlight the ideology and artistry, they ignored the smoothness of the performance, just like running tactics for the sake of running tactics on the basketball court, and in the end, they couldn't achieve good offensive results.
"Phew, I'm relieved, this group doesn't pose much of a threat to us. ”
"yes, I think this play can be performed as a graduation play for two more months, and now their performance is really a bit rushed, and it looks quite lame. ”
"Okay, don't stand on the shore and laugh at people's wet shoes, we have to go to the waiting room, and the props have to be moved out first. ”