Chapter 027: Are You a Man?

"Go to ......"

Zhang Daman was about to continue, but coldly, a figure emerged from the rugged mountain road of Shiyi Village, and the resentment on his face was like a resentful woman abandoned by her husband.

it!

What are you going to do with this?

The woman who came to her was none other than Li Chunhua, a widow from Shiyi Village.

She carried a basket on her back, a sickle in her hand, and resentful eyes, and walked towards Zhang Daman.

"Zhang Daman, you who kill a thousand knives and deceive the feelings of the old lady, you can't die well. Just as she was about to get closer, Li Chunhua went crazy, waved the sickle in her hand, and pounced towards Zhang Daman.

Your second uncle's!

It's good to mess with anyone, but don't mess with a shrewd widow.

She was alone, and she didn't want to die, like a soul who came out of hell to ask for her life, which really scared Zhang Daman a lot.

It's just that if Lao Tzu can't even handle such a woman, what can he talk about conquering women...... Ahem, conquer the world!

He thought about it, he wanted to grow mulberry and raise silkworms, and he was alone, and his strength was meager......

Thinking of this, he reached out to Li Chunhua, who was swinging a sickle and slashed at him, and grabbed Li Chunhua's wrist, the hand of the iron tongs, like an eagle grabbing a chicken.

Li Chunhua stiffened her body and couldn't move, but her mouth was unrelenting, and she scolded, "Zhang Daman, if you fall into the old lady, you have to be responsible for the old lady......"

"Shh

Zhang Daman raised his index finger, glanced at Zhang Xiaoman, who was standing next to him with a confused face, and grinned, "Chunhua, what are you doing here, as the saying goes, one day husband and wife are one hundred days, if we have any misunderstandings, don't say it in front of the child, you are shameless, I still want it!"

"Ahh ”

Zhang Daman hates others threatening him the most, if he is kind and good, maybe he will soften his heart, and that's it.

Now it's Li Chunhua tearing her face, shameless, right, hum, shameless, it's too pediatric.

He let go, took the sickle from Li Chunhua's hand, raised his hand and threw it, "click", the sickle flew out, pierced the bluestone on the side, rubbed out a spark, and the sickle was broken into two.

Li Chunhua's eyes widened and she was dumbfounded, is this still the first cowardly soft persimmon man in Shiyi Village she knows?

Although when she broke the corn cob in the bud valley, Li Chunhua was unprecedentedly satisfied, and she didn't feel Zhang Daman's soft persimmon at all, but it was as strong as iron, and every time it was pushed into the depths of her soul......

"Stinky woman, you go, take out your loudspeaker voice, and announce it to the entire Shiyi Village, saying that the two of us are in the bud valley, and see if you are embarrassed or I am embarrassed!"

Zhang Daman roared sharply, "At that time, the long-tongued woman in Shiyi Village will only chew the root of her tongue, saying that you are water-based Yanghua, I don't care, which man doesn't have a few women under his crotch?"

Li Chunhua still wanted to scold, but when she heard Zhang Daman's words, she couldn't speak.

I blushed, I couldn't believe it.

Zhang Xiaoman blinked, he seemed to have long been accustomed to his unreliable father, that Diao Min's face, carelessly, playing with the kite in his hand.

"That'...... Then how do you want to solve it?" After holding back for a while, Li Chunhua asked.

Seeing that Li Chunhua's tone had softened a little, Zhang Daman moved his evil thoughts, made a look, and said to Li Chunhua: "The matter between us, don't be in front of the child, go, say it in the ravine." ”

He turned his head, turned around and walked into the mountain stream on the side of the road, and when he left, he said to Zhang Xiaoman, "Xiaoman, wait here for Dad, I talked to your Aunt Chunhua about a little personal matter." ”

Zhang Xiaoman's age couldn't figure out what Zhang Daman wanted to do, so he had to obediently "uh" and stand there obediently.

Li Chunhua hesitated for a moment and followed Zhang Daman into the ravine.

Like Shiyi Village, there are many such ravines, karst landforms, and they are originally mountainous areas.

Between the two peaks, there are many ravines, and in the depths of some ravines, there will be trickling mountain streams.

Walking along this ravine, a tinkling mountain stream, flowing with trickling water, clear mountain stream water, extremely cool.

After walking for about ten minutes, it was already a very hidden ravine.

A pool of clear water poured down from the stone wall about one meter high, splashing and flowing water, like playing a symphony.

Zhang Daman glanced at the battlefield...... Ahem, environment!, stopped, turned around, and looked at Li Chunhua.

Li Chunhua was stunned at first, looking at Zhang Daman's treacherous face, revealing a look that made her heart "flutter".

"You...... What do you want to do?" she said in surprise, taking a few steps back.

Zhang Daman stretched out his arms and said with a wicked smile: "What else can you do? It's all adults, come on! It's been twenty days, I know, what are you thinking." ”

Li Chunhua's face turned red all of a sudden, like a ripe apple, eh, I blame myself for being in the year of the tiger and wolf, and I became a widow again.

"You...... Don't come here. ”

Zhang Daman took a step forward, grabbed Li Chunhua, hissed, and then shouted: "Damn, in the ravine, there is such a big white fish ...... water."

Li Chunhua lay on the bluestone and shouted: "Zhang Daman, I'm Nima, catch the fish, catch the fish, hit me!"

The splashes of water splash and the splashes of white flowers complement each other, and the shadow of catching "water fish" is reflected on the water surface.

Two large white fish, floating up and down, swimming in the water.

Zhang Daman raised his harpoon and stabbed it hard, once, twice, three times...... The harpoon stabbed hard, and grabbed the big white fish with both hands.

"Nyima, why are you so powerful, the old lady likes you to catch big white fish so much!" Li Chunhua kept screaming.

For about twenty minutes, he stabbed hundreds of harpoons in a row, Zhang Daman was sweating profusely, and finally a harpoon stabbed down, and the two big white fish swam a few times, and when the water splashed, they did not move.

As the two big white fish jumped out of the water and jumped a few times, Li Chunhua seemed to come back to life from the brink of death, picked up the clothes thrown on the ground on the side, and put them on her body.

Zhang Daman held the clear water of the mountain stream, scrubbed his harpoon a few times, lifted his pants, and smiled at Li Chunhua a few times.

"Zhang Daman,, you're really getting more and more powerful, you're about to be killed by you. Li Chunhua seemed to have been stabbed by Zhang Daman's harpoon just now, healed the scar, forgot the pain, and scolded a few words coquettishly and vulgarly.

Zhang Daman squatted by the stream with satisfaction, held the stream water, fluttered a few times, washed his face a few times, and said in a low voice: "Chunhua, we ...... Wouldn't it be nice to maintain such a relationship? Why do you have to be famous?"

"Zhang Daman, you ...... Are you saying this by a man? Are you a man?"

"Hehe, am I a man, didn't I already tell you when I caught a big white fish just now?"

Li Chunhua's face froze, and he was speechless, the satisfaction just now was something that other men couldn't give him.