Chapter 028: You pretend for me, and then pretend
Shiyi Village, next to the village department, Yang Ronghua's small western-style building.
The obese Yang Ronghua slumped on the lazy chair, holding an Ashima cigarette in his mouth, took a deep breath of the cigarette, emitted a bright spark, and slowly exhaled a smoke ring, and the smoke swirled around the room.
Since he became a 10,000-yuan household in Shiyi Village, he deserves to be the first rich man in Shiyi Village, every day he smokes, raises chickens, walks dogs, and lives a kind of pension-style life.
But he is not middle-aged in Buddhism, and he still has his nostrils facing the sky in the village, oppressing the villagers.
"Woo ......"
Outside the house, the big yellow dog barked a few times, accompanied by a thunderous shout, "Yang Ronghua, get out." ”
Yang Ronghua was choked by a puff of cigarette and almost didn't breathe, "cough cough" coughed for a while, rolled his fat body, and got up from the lazy chair.
Granny legs dripping!
Zhang Daman, the plague god, finally came to the door, this dog said, still worried about the self-reserved land that Lao Tzu occupied from the old king next door, and he must have come to get the land certificate.
However, fortunately, taking advantage of this time, Lao Tzu has already taken precautions, even if Zhang Daman has three heads and six arms, this time you will be dead.
He rolled to his feet, the fat on his face twitching a few times, revealing a grim face.
With his hands behind his back, he took a step and walked straight out of the small western-style building.
From a distance, I saw Zhang Daman holding a piece of grass in his mouth, standing outside the courtyard wall of his small western-style building, followed by Zhang Xiaoman.
Yang Ronghua hurriedly greeted him out of the courtyard and greeted him with a smile, "Daman, you are here." ”
This smile looks like he and Zhang Daman are so familiar that they can be called brothers, and they are extremely enthusiastic.
Zhang Daman thought to himself, Yang Ronghua was beaten twice by himself, and it seemed that he had a long memory, so he was so polite when he saw him.
"Yang Ronghua, I won't talk more nonsense to you, you know the purpose of my visit, right?" he said straight to the point.
Yang Ronghua first looked embarrassed, and then nodded with a smile, "I know, I know!"
Zhang Daman stretched out his hand, "Then don't waste time, hand it over!"
"Huh, hand over what?" Yang Ronghua looked at Zhang Daman in surprise as if his head had been short-circuited all of a sudden.
He pretended to be stupid, which made Zhang Daman's face change suddenly, his face sank, and he said in a low voice: "Yang Ronghua, you pretend to me, and then pretend!"
Yang Ronghua blushed, blushing, and said aggrievedly: "Daman, I don't have a good memory recently, I really don't know what you want me to hand over?"
The wall is not supported, the surname is Yang, Lao Tzu obeys you!
Zhang Daman raised his hand and slapped it, "I'll let you remember." ”
Yang Ronghua dodged the slap with a short body, and hurriedly grabbed Zhang Daman's hand, crying with a sad face, and said to him: "Daman, don't ...... Don't do it, I'm ...... I...... Lao Wang's self-reserved land next door, you are late, and it has been expropriated back by the village committee. ”
"What?"
Zhang Daman's sharp sword gaze crossed Yang Ronghua's face, his words flickered, his eyes rolled, and he knew that he was lying at a glance.
He sneered a few times, and said in a strange tone of yin and yang, "Yang Ronghua, you can bear it, dare to entertain Lao Tzu." ”
"Don't ...... How dare I, I was really expropriated by the village committee, yes, it's the village party secretary, if you have anything, you can go to the village party secretary. Yang Ronghua said hurriedly as if the prisoner had confessed his accomplices.
"Village Party Secretary?" Zhang Daman took a deep breath, and an old friend who had not been seen for a long time flashed in his mind, to be exact, an old rival in his previous life.
Among the village committee, in addition to the village head Qin Zhenhua, there is also a village party secretary Xiang Guoyuan.
The mountain is high and the emperor is far away, Shiyi Village, the village chief Qin Zhenhua is a good village chief who is diligent and loves the people, but the village party secretary is muddy, and he colluded with Yang Ronghua and others to do a lot of bad things.
The most critical point is that Li Fengxian, the wife of Xiang Guoyuan and Yang Ronghua, has some ulterior motives.
Although it is unspeakable, over time, it is a secret that cannot be hidden.
Paper can't contain fire, especially dry firewood like Xiang Guoyuan and Li Fengxian, even if it's tin foil, it can't be contained.
Xiang Guoyuan's indiscretion, Li Fengxian's year of the tiger and wolf, the two almost snapped together, and they just satisfied each other.
Bitch with dog, forever.
Even if it can't last forever, it's secretly burning wildly.
The memory of his previous life, about Xiang Guoyuan, Zhang Daman quenched: "Fuck Xiang Guoyuan!"
He twisted Yang Ronghua, "Yang Ronghua, don't you feel your head turn green?"
Yang Ronghua was stunned, looked at Zhang Daman in surprise, and then squeezed out a smile for the first time, "If you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head, hehe, Daman, aren't you the same?"
Zhang Daman really wanted to slap this turtle grandson to death, Lao Tzu was in his previous life, and he had already taught Luo Yuhong and the impotence a hard lesson.
"Stop nonsense, go, follow me to find Xiang Guoyuan. ”
He dragged Yang Ronghua and walked towards a wood-framed house near the village committee.
Yang Ronghua struggled, but where was Zhang Daman's opponent, like an eagle grabbing a chicken, he was carried away by Zhang Daman.
"Baba, where are we going?"
Zhang Xiaoman's sweet voice asked suspiciously.
"Go back to your dignity!" Zhang Daman said in a deep voice.
In his previous life, Zhang Daman was not less oppressed by Xiang Guoyuan, the reason is very simple, he is the weakest in Shiyi Village, and he does not bully him.
And Xiang Guoyuan seems to have a unique "habit", and he likes to pinch soft persimmons.
It just so happened that his family's land, it is said, was occupied and cultivated by Xiang Guoyuan, and this was solved together.
He knew in his heart that what Yang Ronghua said was to hand over the private land of Lao Wang next door to the village committee.
This plan was definitely not come up with by Yang Ronghua, it must be Li Fengxian.
What kind of bullshit was expropriated by the village committee, it was purely that after Li Fengxian and Xiang Guoyuan made a PY transaction, Li Fengxian, the old lady, pondered, Zhang Daman wanted to occupy the self-reserved land of Lao Wang next door, and simply kicked this ball to her umbrella to Guoyuan in a perfect arc.
The people have never been afraid of officials, they are afraid of management!
In any case, Xiang Guoyuan is the village party secretary of Shiyi Village, and his official position is not small.
Li Fengxian and Yang Ronghua combined, Yang Ronghua is a well-known rake ear for listening to his wife's words, as long as the land certificate is handed over to Xiang Guoyuan, even if Zhang Daman comes to get the land certificate, he will undoubtedly point the finger at Xiang Guoyuan, the village party secretary.
No matter how hard Zhang Daman tricks the people, he can't force the village party secretary Xiang Guoyuan.
These are naturally conceived by Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian, if they were changed to their previous lives, their conspiracy and trickery would definitely succeed.
How could that cowardly Zhang Daman dare to provoke Xiang Guoyuan, even if Xiang Guoyuan openly occupied his family's land, he didn't dare to let it go.
Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian far underestimated Zhang Daman in this life, or they didn't know that today's Zhang Daman was no longer that soft egg.