"Everyone knows that I am a knowledgeable person, I can do everything, and the things I like can only be played by people with an IQ of 180 or more, such as playing chess..."

"Poof, this stinky shameless thing!"

"Hey, you also need an IQ of 18 to play chess?

"Haha, I have an IQ of one hundred and nine, I like to watch it even again!"

Xu Xuan said: "Don't make trouble, I'm serious, my chess level is absolutely first-class, everyone knows that there are 123456 level chess players in chess, and the first-level chess players are the most powerful, and you can become a chess master if you take a step forward, I can say unceremoniously, I am also one of them, do you know how many levels I have?"

"Poof! you're not in the ranks, are you!"

"Haha, does the chess association have a six-point five?"

"Haha, I don't need to study to reach level 6.5!"

Xu Duan looked at the laughing audience and sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, I can't hide it from you, or I have been seen through by you, I really haven't entered the level for the time being." After that, he sighed with emotion.

The audience was suddenly provoked by Xu Xuan's appearance again, how difficult it is, and sighed and sighed, who doesn't know that level 6.5 is not graded?

"Later, I saw that a person may really not be able to achieve any results, so I decided to look for a master to learn art, and strive to enter the level as soon as possible, just wandering around the street, accidentally bumped into a master, and said to the master that I want to learn art, the master said that you can't do this, you have to have life experience, so what do you help me sell the CD first, and I can teach you when you have life experience, I thought, it makes sense, no wonder I can't enter the level, it turns out that I have no life experience! Later, I sold the CD for half a year I want to understand, is he lying to me? Xu Duan scratched his head with a puzzled look.

"Haha, you still have to think about this thing for half a year? You have an IQ of 250, right?"

"Hahahaha, what if you still have an IQ of more than 180?

"Haha, does selling CDs have anything to do with chess leveling?"

"Hahaha, didn't your CD seller tell you that you have to sell CDs for a year?"

Xu Duan said: "So I asked the master, I said the master, are you lying to me? The master said that if you ask this, it proves that you are enlightened, so what, if you help me sell the disc for half a year, I can take you to the level! I understood as soon as I heard it, yes, the master said that I have to have life experience, isn't this life experience, the master is really a master!" Xu Duan said and sighed with a look of admiration.

"Are you stupid haha!"

"Hahahaha, you're too stupid, aren't you!"

"Oh, I'll go, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, how stupid is this?"

"You don't understand, the master is not something that ordinary people can understand, his words and deeds are meaningful, I saw that I was almost able to enter the level and decided to find someone to challenge, I have to let people know that I am about to enter the level, otherwise why am I entering the level?" Xu Duan said proudly: "You are right, I found my tablemate Lin Ying'er, why did I look for Lin Ying'er? Because she can't play chess." ”

"Haha, aren't you all ranked? Why are you looking for someone who can't play chess, hey!"

"How shameless it is to challenge you if you can't play chess, haha!"

"Hey Mom, this time it's a sure win, haha!"

Xu Duan continued: "But it turns out that choosing Lin Ying'er as the opponent is definitely the most wrong decision, because no one can win Lin Ying'er!" Xu Duan said with a sad face, "Everyone knows that the horse walks away, but Lin Yinger's horse can go away, because she said it, she is a thousand miles away!"

"Poof! Maxima haha!"

"Hahaha, the horse is walking haha!"

"Haha, Lin Yinger did a great job!

Xu Duan gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, you said that the horse will go away, I will endure it in order to win, but her cannon can still hit you every two times, you say that this is not too much? I said that the cannon can only be hit by one piece, guess what she said? She said that she was an anti-aircraft gun, and told me that she collapsed directly without three sons, and my veteran was already giving me face!"

"Hahahaha, anti-aircraft guns, hahaha!"

"Haha, that's it, I'll give you a lot of face!"

"Haha, if you want me to pop you directly, I'm a self-propelled artillery, haha!"

"Cheng, anti-aircraft guns, anti-aircraft guns, in order to win, I will continue to endure!" Xu Duan sighed: "Who would think that her pawn who crossed the river and ran back is too bullying, I don't **** just teach her that she is a special soldier, and tell me that it is very polite to land directly without a plane." ”

"Hahahaha, special forces!"

"Haha, Airborne Forces!"

"Lin Yinger, this is the correct posture for playing chess, haha!"

"I'll kill all your pawns, I'll see how special you are. Xu Duan gritted his teeth and said: "But I never expected her car to turn a corner and kill my car, I can't stand it, I reasoned with her that you guess what she said, she said that whose car you see won't turn, and told me that she didn't walk in a circle is already a special treatment for me!"

"Hahahaha, the car should be able to turn!"

"No one's car is elegant, no one is elegant, haha!"

"Haha, people usually walk in circles, hey!"

"Okay, won't she be elegant? I killed all the children she could cross the river for, and I see how she will fight with me this time!" Xu Duan said with a sad face: "However, it turns out that I still underestimate her too much, because her elephant crosses the river in minutes, so I told her that the chess stipulates that elephants cannot cross the river, who knows that she said that it is an ordinary elephant, and her elephant is a dumbo, of course you can cross the river!"

"Haha, Dumbo could have crossed the river!"

"Hahaha, it's so rare and weird, who doesn't raise a few Dumbo!"

"Haha, handsome chess posture!"

"So I killed her son again, and finally only left her with a bare-bones veteran, I thought I finally won this time, guess what? She reached out and picked up my taxi and killed my veteran, of course I couldn't agree, I said it was my son, and they told me that it was a spy she had cultivated for many years, and she was specially sent to be an undercover agent, who do you say can win against her?" Xu snorted.

"Hahaha, it's already good that people don't summon an undercover cart, what else do you have to complain about!"

"Haha, what the hell is an undercover agent!"

"Must be undercover, how can the two armies fight without sending spies undercover haha!"

Lin Lei sat on the side and laughed heartlessly, anyway, he made up his mind that it would never be possible to let Xu Duan go, absolutely impossible, if he let go of Xu Duan, who can do this show, who has ever seen the host who can record the show smoothly without even using a script and a teleprompter!

However, just when Lin Lei thought that Xu Duan was the best host he had ever seen, something happened on the stage, Xu Duan was stuck, and he didn't say anything for more than half a minute, because he couldn't remember any other jokes that could be linked to chess, and he stood there for a long time with a bit of embarrassment.

Because Xu Duan's recording was very smooth, so the audience didn't care, and thought that Xu Duan was brewing some big moves, and no one coaxed him when he looked at it, but Xu Duan knew that it wasn't, he was really like a year, he thought it would take a year or two to face such a situation, who knew that this situation would come so early and so fast, only the second issue came to him, it turns out that the profession of host is really not someone who can do a good job with a pat on the brain, it does require professionalism, if it is another host, there must be a way to get through this embarrassing period, but Xu Duan didn't, just stunned on the stage and thought hard。

Han Yun was originally the host of the program set by Lin Lei, but he didn't come because he colluded with Ke Lan during the recording of the first episode, who knew that it was just such a gap that Xu Duan took advantage of, and he was angry with Xu Duan in his heart, and after the ratings statistics of the first episode came out, he hated Xu Duan even more, thinking that Xu Duan had robbed him of his opportunity, otherwise he would be the host of the program whose ratings were the best in the entire Phantom TV Station.

The audience didn't see it, but he was a professional host, maybe his hosting level was average, but the problem was still visible, as long as any host made a mistake, he would definitely be able to see it, not to mention this cold situation.

Zhao Huan followed Lin Lei all the year round, his eyes were quite lively, and when he saw Xu Xuan, he hurriedly picked up Lin Lei's teacup and went to the runway, "Broken and tired, right? ”

"Thank you. Xu Duan hurriedly took the teacup handed over by Zhao Huan and pretended to take a sip.

The audience saw that Xu Duan was drinking tea, and they didn't go to their hearts, but Xu Duan was really tired, but Han Yun knew clearly, this was Zhao Huan who saw that Xu Duan was stuck, so he came up to the round, Han Yun definitely wouldn't say anything more at the scene, but he recorded this video, and when the time came, put it in front of Ke Lan, with Ke Lan's means, Xu Duan's reputation will stink in a minute, and Xu Duan still wants to continue to host tonight's talk show? That's just a dream!

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