"Hey, return to the National Security Bureau, you can figure it out if you use my birthday as a password, you're really stupid!" Lin Yinger sneered.

Hearing this, Xu Xuanyan hurriedly lowered his head and looked at the screen, just in time to see that the webpage operated by Lin Yinger prompted that the transfer was successful.

"It's not scientific!" Xu Xuan couldn't believe that his money was gone.

Honk!

Xu Duan's mobile phone sent a text message prompting, and the text message told him that there were still five cents left in the card, and Xu Duan exploded on the spot, "Lin Baozi, I'll fight with you!"

Lin Ying'er's reaction was much faster than Xu Xuan's, and she immediately jumped sideways and fell on the bed, turning over to the other side of the bed.

Xu Duan jumped into the air, looking at Lin Ying'er on the other side and wanted to cry without tears, just after a while, his money was surnamed Lin again, I don't know how many times it was.

"Ying'er, I'm wrong, no, you can leave me some more. Xu Duan said with a sad face.

"Won't I leave you five cents?" said Lin Ying'er, the old god.

Your sister, are you enough to buy buns and fritters for those five cents?" "Lin Baozi, you're too ruthless!"

"Who told you to owe your mouth, if you don't recruit me first, can I get it so easily? Lin Ying'er said triumphantly.

"You get out!" Xu Xuan said angrily, this has nothing to do with his mouth owing, it all depends on whether Lin Ying'er knows that he has money in his pocket, "I warn you Lin Baozi, if you don't return the money to me, I promise that every episode of the show will make you black like an African!"

"Do you love black or not, don't think about money anyway, when will you see me take the money out of my pocket?" Lin Ying'er looked like she loved whoever she loved, it turned out that as long as she has money, what is black or not is all floating clouds in front of Lin Yinger, she doesn't care if she is hacked, rich is the most affordable!

"I hate you all my life!" Xu Duan glared at Lin Ying'er hatefully, turned his head and left.

Lin Ying'er's happy face smiled like a flower, and she proudly shouted at Xu Xuan's back: "I love you all my life, come on and continue to make money." ”

Xu Xuan, who had already walked out of the door, stumbled when he heard this, and Lin Yinger's words reminded him that he must not show off his wealth if he has any money in the future, showing off his wealth was struck by lightning.

The two of them were happy and sad, and they didn't say anything all night.

Tomorrow Saturday, Lin Yinger will rest, but Xu Duan has to record the show, the premiere has been successful, Xu Duan has to record a few episodes first, after all, no one can guarantee that he usually has nothing to do, if he does not prepare in advance, in case he falls ill a few days before the show is broadcast, how can the show be recorded? Who can guarantee that he does not have a headache and fever?

The next day, Xu Duan ate something casually at noon and went to the TV station.

When I arrived at the door of the TV station, I happened to meet Lin Lei, and the two of them walked upstairs side by side and talked, "How about today's preparations?"

Xu Duan looked at Lin Lei and asked, "Want to hear the truth and listen to the lie?"

"True, of course. Lin Lei was a little strange why Xu Xuan said this.

"The truth is just not good. Xu Duan shook his head and said.

"Why?" Lin Lei was a little puzzled.

"I told you, I can record two or three issues at most, and I will have no words or jokes in the future, I am really not a professional host, so Director Lin, you should hurry up and find one..."

It's not that Xu Duan is cheap or doesn't know how much benefit the position of host can bring him, if possible, of course Xu Duan wants to keep recording, but he is really not a professional host, not so capable, the jokes in his memory can help him record a question or two, I want to record it indefinitely, that's almost like a dream, in fact, he has tinkered with a talk show or something in that five-star software, I hope to have a video or something for him to watch and record, but unfortunately no, I can't find it at all, so far he has nothing else to make out except for a golden voice, so he is worried。

Lin Lei didn't know Xu Duan's situation, he only thought that Xu Duan was humble or didn't want to be the host for some other reason, so he immediately interrupted Xu Duan's words and said, "Eh, that old Qin said that he drove here today, and I don't know if he came." ”

Xu Duan was helpless, he also knew that it was almost impossible for Lin Lei to let him go after the series of events of recording the show, so he didn't have much hope when he said it, but he was really worried in his heart, and he wanted to find some trick to get rid of the position of the host, after all, if he really waited until he Jiang Lang did his best, it would be difficult to get off the stage, at that time, there would definitely be a large number of people who would line up to see his jokes, Chu Jianguo and others, Zhao Liang, and Chen Lan, the hosts, guaranteed that they would all rush up and step on him when the time came, and Xu Duan would not even doubt it.

While thinking about it, the two of them came to the studio, and the staff on the scene were arranging the scene, and the scene layout of the talk show was very simple, similar to that of the post-80s.

After the scene was arranged, the audience entered the venue after a while, Xu Duan looked at the basic young people, many people seemed to be very excited, a small number of them seemed to be very familiar, it felt a little like the audience in the previous issue, and suddenly Xu Duan's heart sank, this group of guys are coming back again, right? Last time, they took the lead in coaxing, and it seems that this time they still look like they are going to return!

"Director Lin, can those people let them out?" Xu Duan asked Lin Lei very innocently.

"Why?" Lin Lei wondered, it was really strange that there were still people rushing out to catch up with the audience this year.

"They're like the audience from the last show. ”

"What happened to the audience in the last game?" no one stipulated that the audience in the last game could not come, Lin Lei was slandered when he heard it.

"Return. Xu Xuan's words immediately made Lin Lei burst into laughter.

"That can't be, the audience is our food and clothing parents, how can anyone go out to drive relatives!" Lin Lei's head shook like a rattle.

Xu Duan looked at Lin Lei's appearance and suddenly reborn with resentment in his heart, and he couldn't wait to draw a circle and curse Lin Lei, it was this thing who put himself on the stage, and he lost 50,000 yuan to his pit, or he had to return after recording the show, he was a complete bad guy!

After Xu Duan put on the headset, he heard the director speak in the headset: "The lights are ready." ”

“OK！”

"Videography?"

“OK！”

……

When everything was OK, Xu Duan strode onto the stage, and said loudly as he walked: "Let's welcome today's host..." Xu Duan walked on the stage and looked around for a long time, "Huh, the host is not there? Great! Please pretend that I am today's host, my name is Xu Duan!"

Nima, how can the host of the recording program not be there? The audience immediately burst into laughter.

Lin Lei also laughed on the side of the stage, and the opening scene of the last issue was also this stalk, and the same stalk was still fresh when played twice, which also deepened Lin Lei's mind of grasping Xu Duan and not letting go, as for Xu Duan's words, he can only record two or three issues, who believes it, a guy who plays a stalk twice and still makes the audience laugh will only be able to record two issues? What are you kidding?

Xu Duan took out a stack from his pocket and said, "Let's talk about something else today, I'll see that the cards I prepared are there... A series of car explosions occurred in Afghanistan yesterday, killing and injuring hundreds... Uh, I'm sorry, I read it wrong. As he spoke, Xu Duan threw away a piece of paper and continued to read the second piece of paper, "Everything about military exercises in the South China Sea... Uh, it's wrong again, the queen of heaven Zhang Yilian was happy with her son yesterday, uh, it's not, the origin of the universe... Not right, postpartum care for sows..."

"Haha, what the hell is this!"

"Postpartum care for sows!

"I'll go, these things can be so funny together!"

Shaking his head, Xu Duan threw the white paper in his hand on the ground, and sighed: "Alas, as a knowledgeable person, I am also very sad, I have too much knowledge and too miscellaneous, so let's talk about my classmate Lin Ying'er." ”

"Poof, I know!"

"Haha, how do I feel so much owed for this goods!"

"You originally wanted to talk about Lin Ying'er, make so many excuses, it's obviously all blank paper, who are you getting!"

As soon as the audience heard that Xu Duan was going to say Lin Yinger, it was originally not a joke at all, but after the last issue, the audience remembered two people, one was named Xu Duan, and the other was Xu Duan's tablemate Lin Yinger, so as soon as they heard that Xu Duan wanted to talk about Lin Yinger, the audience laughed out loud in minutes.

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