Chapter 1296: Five Rings

Crosstalk continues:

Xu Qian said: "Okay." ”

Feng Peng said: "What am I afraid of?"??

Xu Qian: "Hehe??。 ”

Feng Peng: "I want to start with what I'm good at. ”??

Xu Qian said curiously: "Hey, then what are you good at???

Feng Peng: "My biggest good is not good at it??。 ”

"Poof!"

The crowd laughed.

"My greatest strength is that I am not good at it"

This line is so classic. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian was dumbfounded: "Hey~~~ Not good at it?"??

Feng Peng: "But I have hobbies. ”??

Xu Qian asked, "What are your hobbies?" Feng Peng: "I like to sing??。 ”

Xu Qian: "It's good to sing??。 ”

Feng Peng continued: "I sing well??。 ”

"Phew!"

The scene was full of applause.

"Oh my God, you don't believe me!"

Feng Peng said.

The audience's "call" became louder.

"It's so cheap. ”

"I'll go, it's so cheap. ”

"I felt the urge to hit him. ”

"Oh my God"

"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”

Xu Qiandao: "Really?"??

Feng Peng said: "Whether it is old or new, Hong Kong and Taiwan in the mainland, domestic or foreign. ”?? Xu Qian: "That's right. ”??

Feng Peng said: "Of course??。 ”

Xu Qian: "What will you do when you are old????"

???? Feng Peng said: "The theme song of the 87 version of Dream of Red Mansions. ”??

Xu Qian was surprised: "Oops." ”??

Feng Peng said: "Everyone is too familiar. ”??

Xu Qian: "We will." ”??

Feng Peng: "Dream of Red Mansions." ”??

Xu Qian: "You sing." ”??

Feng Peng began to sing: "You also say talk about fasting, and I also talk about talking about fasting." ”??

"Poof!"

Everyone was going crazy with laughter.

"You also talk about fasting, and I also talk about fasting"

"Nima, I'm laughing to death. ”

"This is definitely a joke invited by the monkey. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"This Feng Peng is so funny. ”

Xu Qian was a little speechless and said: "Hey~ You wait a while, hey, hey, okay, this is called chatting." ”??

Feng Peng: "Let's talk about fasting." ”??

Xu Qian added: "Dream of Red Mansions, in vain. ”??

Feng Peng reacted a little: "Dream of Red Mansions, in vain??。 ”

Xu Qian: "One is an orchid immortal, and the other is a beautiful jade without ~~en~~~??。 ”

Xu Qian: "What do you mean?"??

Feng Peng twisted his waist and said, "Why does your back hurt when you sing something?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's so funny. ”

"This is a strange thing, where did Xu Qian find this strange thing????

"This is definitely a joke invited by the monkey. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Xu Qian was a little speechless and said, "Who told you to twist it." ”??

Feng Peng was a little unconvinced and said: This is old, I can do pop songs too??。 ”

Xu Qian: "What do you know about pop songs?"??

?? Feng Peng said: "Xu Qian." ”

Xu Qian nodded: "Oh??。 ”

Feng Peng: "Prince of love songs, singer, god of songs." ”??

All

"Nima, this sycophant. ”

This line was written by Xu Qian himself. ”

"Nima, the god of songs, Xu Qian is too unruly. ”

"I've never seen anyone so brazen. ”

"It's so shameless, it's really shameless. ”

Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes." ”??

Feng Peng: "I came across the ocean to see you." ”

?? Xu Qian said: "This song is good??。 ”

Feng Peng: "In a strange city, in a familiar corner, I have comforted each other, and I have hugged each other and sighed, no matter what kind of outcome I will face, looking at you in the wind and sand, I can't be so sad that I can't help myself, I hope to send you thousands of miles until the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and I will depend on you for the rest of my life." ”??

Xu Qian said: "Okay??。 ”

Feng Peng said: "This is called playing??。 ”

Xu Qian said: "It's really good??。 ”

Feng Peng: "It's all fur??。 ”

Xu Qian: "Huh?? !”

Feng Peng: "Let me tell you that as long as you pick out pop songs, there is nothing I can't learn." ”??

Xu Qian said: "That's it." ”??

Feng Peng said: "Of course??。 ”

Xu Qiandao: Then you can imitate us, Xu Qian, that forgotten time??。 ”

All..

"Nima, it's too shameless. ”

"Is this promoting your own songs?"

"Shameless Xu Qian. ”

"I'll fuck it, Xu Qian is really shameless to a certain point. ”

"The forgotten time is quite nice, if not very good. ”

Xu Qian used this song in "Infernal Affairs", so this is also his work.

Feng Peng: "Xu Qian, the forgotten time???"

Xu Qian: "That's right. ”??

Feng Peng: "I really don't. ”

?? Xu Qian said speechlessly: "No, you dare to blow." ”??

Feng Peng said: "You give me another one." ”??

Xu Qian: "I don't have to change ??。 ”

Feng Peng said: "It's hard for me. ”??

Xu Qian explained: "It doesn't mean that. ”

?? Feng Peng said: "That's unbearable, Xu Qian, that forgotten time??。 ”

Xu Qian said: "Okay." ”??

Feng Peng said: "The voice is relatively low. ”

?? Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes." ”??

Feng Peng began to sing: "Who is banging on my window??。 ”

He went on to sing: "Who is it that is knocking on my window?" ”??

All

"Who is it that is still knocking on my window"

"Where the hell did this tease come from?"

"You're going to laugh at me. ”

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"It's really laughing at me. ”

"It's really a super super tease, I want to laugh when I see him, and there's no reason. ”

Feng Peng sang again: "Who is it, playing with your life and knocking on my window??。 ”

The crowd burst out laughing.

"Who is it, knocking on my window with your life"

"Heavens, take this tease away. ”

"This is a strange thing, where did Xu Qian find this strange thing????

"This is definitely a joke invited by the monkey. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"This Feng Peng is a super super super invincible big funny. ”

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, you let him in, what's wrong?"

Feng Peng said proudly: "How is it?"

?? Xu Qian said: "Not good. ”

?? Feng Peng said: "I will say a word." ”??

All.

"I'm still pretending to be here. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

Xu Qian said: "One sentence??。 ”

Feng Peng said: "It's good to be able to make it up." ”??

Xu Qian: "Huo." ”??

Feng Peng said: "I am happy to see our dear audience and friends. ”??

Xu Qian: "Yes." ”??

Feng Peng said: "I've never had a ??。 on the stage today. ”

Xu Qian: "What are you doing??" ?”

Feng Peng said: "How about I have a whole English song???

Xu Qian said: "Okay." ”??

Feng Peng said: "The whole English song??。 ”

Xu Qian: "En??。 ”

Feng Peng: "Happy??" birthday?? to?? you~”??

All..

They still thought that Feng Peng sang some English songs? Unexpectedly, he actually sang a birthday song.

"Funny, this guy is definitely a funny. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"I knew that, I knew this guy was going to be funny. ”

"I'm laughing to death, laughing to death doesn't pay for my life. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

Xu Qian: "you, what are you?"??

Feng Peng said: "English songs are this a joke?"??

Xu Qian: "Oh??。 ”

Feng Peng: "My best and best program??。 ”

Xu Qian: "Yes." ”??

Feng Peng said: "Original." ”??

Xu Qian said: "You think you are Xu Qian." ”????

All..

"Nima, do you boast about yourself so much?"??

"Nima, Xu Qian is too hard to be face-bearing, how can people be so shameless. ”

"I've never seen anyone so brazen. ”

"It's so shameless, it's really shameless. ”

"Convinced, I am completely convinced of Xu Qian, and I am committed to the five bodies that I admire. ”

"I'll take it, Xu Qian, it's too embarrassing, is it really good to praise yourself in front of so many people?"

Feng Peng said: "Don't really look down on me, I am the prince of creation like Xu Qian." ”

All

"It's a sycophant. ”??????

"Nima, this line was also written by Xu Gan, which shows that Xu Qian is too unruly. ”

"It's so shameless, it's really shameless. ”

"Convinced, I am completely convinced of Xu Qian, and I am committed to the five bodies that I admire. ”

"I'll take it, Xu Qian, it's too embarrassing, is it really good to praise yourself in front of so many people?"

"If this person doesn't have a face, then no one is afraid?"

"Xu Qian and Feng Peng, these two are really special dogs. ”

Shen Jump: "It's really enough." ”

Qiao Qiao: "Master Xu's shamelessness is really even better. ”

Cannon: "When it comes to boasting, I will serve Master Xu." ”

Wu Jun: "I've never seen such a brazen person. ”

Song Baobao: "Damn, I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced, my admiration for Master Xu is like a surging river, endless." ”

However, although many people disagree with it, they still approve it in their hearts, after all, Xu Gan's creative ability is obvious to all, and so many classic songs are from him.

Songs such as "Silence is Golden", "Those Years", and "Scoundrel" have proven his strength.

Xu Qian said: "Then you can create an original song for me." ”

Feng Peng said: "Come as soon as you open your mouth, you listen well." ”

Xu Qian said: "Don't, what type of do you say this is about?"

"Traffic jams. ”

Feng Peng said.

Everyone was puzzled: "The song of the traffic jam?"

"Really, fake, and songs like this?"

"Awesome!"

Many people's curiosity was aroused at once.

"The following is a song of the five rings written by a master for me, I hope you like it. ”

Feng Peng said.

All..

"Needless to say, this master must be Xu Qian. ”

"I don't know what kind of song Xu Qian will write?"

"Looking forward to, very, very much looking forward to it, Xu Qian's production must be a high-quality product. ”

"Needless to say, it's another classic. ”

"Xu Qian's strength is undoubted, and it can only be described in two words, these two words are awesome. ”

"Xu Qiantai is so special, throughout the past and present, no one is invincible. ”

"Nima, is it really good for Xu Qian to praise himself like this?"

"It's so shameless, it's really shameless. ”

"Convinced, I am completely convinced of Xu Qian, and I am committed to the five bodies that I admire. ”

"I'll take it, Xu Qian, it's too embarrassing, is it really good to praise yourself in front of so many people?"

That's right, what Feng Peng wants to sing is the song of the five rings with a very low style.

"Ah, Ah, Ah, the five rings, you have one more ring than the four rings. ”

Feng Peng sang directly.

As soon as he sang a sentence, the eyes of the people below widened, Nima, such a song simply shocked them.

"it!"

"I'll go. ”

"Blind my eyes. ”

"Xu Qian can't be transferred, how could he write such a song?"

"Give me back my noble and cold Xu Qian. ”

"I'll it, it's really spicy. ”

Shen Jump and the others also looked at Feng Peng dumbfounded.

Shen Jump: "Nima, Divine Comedy!"

Feng Baobao: "This song is suitable for me to sing." ”

Jojo: "I'll take it, a generation of Divine Comedy was born in front of me." ”

Wu Jun: "If you don't accept it, is this the strength of the singer?"

Cannon: "Spicy eyes, really spicy eyes." ”

Feng Peng didn't care about everyone's reactions, he still sang to himself, although this song was a little nonsense, it was still okay to liven up the atmosphere.

Of course, this is just his idea, in the car, it seems that he is too cheap to add this song, he has been cheap out of the earth, out of the galaxy, and the earth can't stop him.

"Ah, Ah, Ah, you have one less ring than the sixth ring. ”

"Finally one day you will be able to repair the Seven Rings. ”

Poof, hearing this lyrics, an audience member couldn't help but squirt out the tea in his mouth, this lyric is so magical.

Master Feng almost squirted: "Nima, talent." ”

This "Song of the Five Rings" really shocked him, how could there be such a strange song in this world?

He admired Feng Peng very much, he was able to unite people and songs, and almost brought this cheap song to the extreme.

Of course, he admired Xu Qian even more, he was able to create such a strange song?

Xu Qian is really awesome, he is not taboo in meat and vegetarian, and he can create both formal and divine comedies.

"After repairing the seven rings, repair the eight rings. ”

"After repairing the eight rings, then repair the nine rings. ”

Listening to the crowd also humming, although the lyrics of this song are wonderful, but after listening to it a few times, I feel that it has a different charm.

And Feng Peng is simply "one with cheapness" with this song, which brings people too much shock.

"It's so cheap. ”

"I want to hit him!"

"Xu Qian was able to create such a song, I'll go. ”

"This song is so weird. ”

Feng Peng continued to sing:

"The car kept being stuffed with a demented expression

I've long been accustomed to driving aimlessly

The five rings are still so comfortable

It's always been

The sound of rotting horns

The suffering master has been alas

Yenching's Style

There is a line of buses on and off the clock

For life, for dreams, for vacations

Maybe one day we have to go to the Eighth Ring Road

Rest in peace

Yanjing's traffic, I will put a flower basket for you. ”

The crowd laughed:

"It's so cheap. ”

"Nima, Xu Qian's black demon capital has come to Black Yanjing again. ”

"Xu Qian is really good at it. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Nima, Xu Qianlian Yan Kyoto dares to be black, and he can't accept it. ”

"It's too hanging, I can only say that Xu Qian is too hanging. ”

Everyone was intoxicated by the demonic singing and couldn't extricate themselves, they were conquered by Feng Peng's singing of "the unity of people and lowness", which should not be said to be "the unity of people and songs".

。 Three Heads M.