Chapter 1295: Continue
The cross talk continues.
"Master, which episode is Master?"
Feng Peng said.
Xu Qian said: "Hey! There are all kinds of episodes." ”
Feng Peng said a little proudly: "It's over, right?
Xu Qiandao: "Hey, if you want to say this, you don't know which episode I said a few lines?"
Feng Peng didn't believe it: "Impossible, I memorized all the Journey to the West." ”
Xu Qian said: "Then you listen." Wukong~~ Which episode? "
All..
"Goku"
"These two are just as bad. ”
"It's making me laugh. ”
"Where there is a teacher, there must be a disciple. ”
"Nima, that's bad!"
"There's a whole episode of this. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Feng Peng said: "You and I were in the same episode just now. ”
Xu Qian obviously didn't believe it: "Hey~~~ an episode?"
Feng Pengdao: It was the "master" I shouted first, and you are the "Wukong". ”
Feng Peng's movements are very in place, he first made a Monkey King lookout action, and then made a Tang monk chanting the Buddha's number, of course, his actions were very funny.
Master Feng exclaimed: "The basic skills are good. ”
Cross talk pays attention to speaking, learning and singing, this Feng Peng has done it very well, and it is commendable that he can be his own school, which is not easy, after all, some people can't form their own style even in their lifetime.
As for the audience, they were completely amused by him.
"One episode. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
"This Feng Peng is so funny. ”
Xu Qian: "Hey~~ Okay." ”
Xu Qian felt that he had nothing to say.
Feng Peng said: "It's an episode. ”
Xu Qian said: "You can really deal with it." ”
Feng Peng said proudly: "I am familiar with the lines of Journey to the West, especially Sha Wujing's lines. ”
Xu Qian expressed disbelief: "Oh~~ Monk Sha." ”
Feng Peng said: "Hey, of course there are not many lines. ”
Xu Qian: "Really?"
Feng Peng said: "That's it. ”
Xu Qian said curiously: "Tell me." ”
Feng Peng grabbed Xu Gan's hand and said, "Senior brother, the master let the goblin take it away." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room exploded, and the barrage exploded.
"It's so dirty!"
"I actually took advantage of Xu Qian. ”
"Return me Xu Qian, there must be a relationship between the two. ”
"It's full of emotion. ”
"My pure and flawless Xu Qian, you have been defiled like this. ”
Shen jumped and said, "It's too much. ”
Xiao Fei said: "How can this be reasonable, how can it be so reasonable, return my male god." ”
Song Baobao said: "It's so shameless, I've never seen such a brazen person." ”
Wu Jun: "The little male god has been defiled!"
Qiaoqiao: "Why didn't I think about it?
Xu Qian: "Huo!"
Feng Peng: "Senior brother, second senior brother let the goblin arrest him." ”
Xu Qian: "Ouch~~ "
Feng Peng continued: "Senior brother. ”
Xu Qian nodded: "En." ”
Feng Peng: "The master and the second senior brother let the goblins take them away. ”
Xu Qian: "Hey. ”
Feng Peng said: "Senior brother." ”
Xu Qian: "Ah!"
Feng Peng: "I let the goblins take them away." ”
"Hahahaha
The crowd burst into laughter.
"This is a terrible line. ”
Senior Brother Sha seemed to really say this. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Xu Qian: "Huo, all of them have been arrested." ”
Feng Peng: "There are no words, there are still a few sentences." ”
Xu Qian looked extremely surprised: "Huh?"
Feng Peng: "Master, Senior Brother is right. ”
Xu Qian: "Yes." ”
Feng Peng continued: "Master, what the second senior brother said is right. ”
Feng Peng: "Master, the senior brother and the second senior brother are right. ”
Feng Peng: "Senior brother, what the master said is right. ”
Feng Peng: "Senior brother, what the second senior brother said is right. ”
Feng Peng: "Senior brother, the master and the second senior brother are right. ”
This series of words shook everyone.
Master Feng blew up directly: "I'll take it." ”
This series of lines directly shocked him, this person is too strong, he is simply invincible.
As for Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua, they were also dumbfounded, not to mention how good this finale is, but at least it can make people laugh.
This Feng Peng's actions and demeanor can make people laugh, he is really a talent, and he is a very top talent.
The audience laughed and leaned back.
"Brother is right?"
This line is really amazing, and only Xu Qian can think of such a line. ”
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Okay~~"
Feng Peng: "No, I haven't said anything else." ”
Xu Qian said: "It's gone." ”
Feng Peng said: "Oh, and, there is one last sentence. ”
Xu Qian said with some doubts: "Oh, oh." ”
Feng Peng: "Don't worry, master, the senior brother will come to save us." ”
This time, everyone laughed like crazy.
"Hahahaha
"Nima, that's funny. ”
"I'll it, this Feng Peng is too funny?"
"I don't know what to say anymore. ”
Lao Guo is also very pleased to see this scene, he has watched Feng Peng grow step by step to today, he was just a "sweeping monk" at the beginning, he was bombed down as soon as he came to power, but now he can be on his own, which is really embarrassing.
Who would have thought that the sweeping boy would be able to appear on the stage of a comedian?
Who would have thought that the young man who stumbled when he spoke, and was bombarded as soon as he got on stage, would now perform so lightly and relaxedly?
He perfectly interpreted what it means to fight back!
His perfect interpretation of what is called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people and be poor!
Sometimes Lao Guo was thinking, if those people didn't leave, would it be Feng Peng's turn? There is no need to discuss this issue.
Cross talk is a traditional art, and "loyalty" is originally a part of traditional culture, which is also something he can't copy.
"He deserves to be red!"
Lao Guo Xin said.
Anyone's success is a combination of circumstances, opportunities, and hard work, and they all end up in some kind of formula, but maybe what really makes him successful is something outside the formula.
He really caught up, he should be so popular, and it is so popular that it is difficult to replicate, the senior brothers are gone, he stayed, the red one should be him, the audience wants to laugh, he made the audience laugh, the red one should be him, his life is here, it is a sling counterattack movie.
Lao Guo has a hunch that he will be red, and it is the kind of red that is "red and purple", which is called not sounding is already a blockbuster, not flying is already, soaring into the sky, the humiliation of the crotch is to worship the prime minister, lying on the salary and tasting the courage is to make a comeback, those who have suffered, the tiredness they have suffered will eventually respond to you in the form of returns.
Xu Qian: "Hey!good~~"
Feng Peng said: "You see if I'm very researched." ”
Xu Qian struck: "I don't think you have much research. ”
Feng Peng: "Then according to what you say, it seems that the film and television industry is not suitable for me." ”
Xu Qian said: "It seems that no industry is suitable for you." ”
Feng Peng said: "Oh my God!"
He stroked his forehead with his hand, and this line was also added by Xu Qian for Feng Peng, which suited his temperament very well.
The crowd laughed.
"I'll go, it's so cheap. ”
"I felt the urge to hit him. ”
"Oh my God"
"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”
"Why? Why can't my dreams come true?"
Feng Peng's acting skills instantly turned on his body, and he was very sad, but everyone saw that it was indeed just "cheap." ”
Xu Qian: "Yo." ”
Feng Peng: "I'm very depressed. ”
Xu Qian: "Yes." ”
Feng Peng: "I think I'm the most miserable person in the world. ”
"Phew!"
The audience has already launched a "call".
"It's so cheap. ”
"Painful fart. ”
"Can there still be pain in moving bricks?"
Xu Qian said noncommittally: "Oh~~ Feng Peng said: "My God, if people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water." ”
Everyone laughed, and he said "Oh my God" that cheap look made people laugh.
"I felt the urge to hit him. ”
"Oh my God"
"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”
Xu Qian: "Take a look. ”
Feng Peng continued to say sadly: "Coughed, the rib fork was broken." ”
Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Feng Peng: "Pulling a car on the ridge --- step by step. ”
Feng Peng continued: "Eat sugar cakes and burn the back of your head." ”
"Hahahaha!"
The crowd laughed.
"This is wonderful!"
"It's so cheap. ”
"Eating sugar cakes burns the back of the head"
"Strange stories through the ages, long insight, really long insight. ”
Xu Qian: "I haven't heard of it, you wait for a while, why do you burn the back of your head when you eat sugar cakes?"
Feng Peng explained: "You think, the sugar cake is here, and the sugar is tearing down here~~~." ”
Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Feng Peng: "A lick" Wow ~~~" "
Everyone was going crazy with laughter.
"Nima, it's a joke. ”
"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Hey~~~ Hi." Who told you to lick it. ”
Feng Peng: "I'm in a very bad mood. ”
Xu Qian: "Okay, okay, hey~~~"
Feng Peng: "Oh my God, why can't I?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed, and every time he said "Oh my God" the audience laughed, because he was really cheap when he said it.
"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Xu Gan's work has never disappointed. ”
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, hey, are you sad, I understand, you have said so much, there is not a single thing that can be done in a down-to-earth and down-to-earth manner, if you really want to succeed, you must pay your own efforts and labor." Without effort and labor, all your dreams are called blind dreams. ”
Feng Peng: "You're so right"
Xu Qian nodded and said, "En." ”
Feng Peng: "A word to wake up the dreamer, I can't say empty words, I can't say big words anymore." ”
Xu Qian: "Hey. ”
Feng Peng: "I want to be down-to-earth and do a real job." ”
"Phew!"
The scene was another "call".
"You don't believe me, oh my God!"
Feng Peng stroked his forehead with his hand, looking like he was loveless, this line was completely improvised by Feng Peng, he was really powerful.
The audience went crazy with laughter.
"Hahahaha
"Nima, it's a joke. ”
"It's so cheap, and people are invincible. ”
"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”
"Hahaha!!!!!"
Shen Jump and the others all looked at Feng Peng with some envy, this sentence "My God" has undoubtedly become his representative action, which has almost become a "stalk", a symbol that belongs to him.
Many masters have their own unique signs, such as Yushan's "smoking, drinking, and burning his head", Yushan is Lao Guo's partner, and a person who forms his own unique logo will be of great help to his future path.
Master Feng also praised: "Another new star is rising. ”
Lao Guo was very pleased,
Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Feng Peng: "It doesn't matter if it's ten, twenty, or thirty years. ”
Xu Qian: "Yes." ”
Feng Peng: "I have to fight for my dreams." ”
Xu Qian agreed: "Okay." ”
Feng Penghao said dryly: "There are many examples of late bloomers in front of me, what am I afraid of." ”
Xu Qian said curiously: "Who are they?"
Feng Peng replied, "Huang Zhong." ”
Xu Qian nodded: "Yes." ”
Feng Peng said: "I followed Liu Bei to fight the world at the age of sixty. ”
Xu Qian nodded: "Yes." ”
Feng Peng continued: "Jiang Ziya is the prime minister at the age of eighty, She Taijun is in command at the age of 100, Sun Wukong is 500 years old and takes the Western Classic, the White Lady is 1,000 years old and goes down the mountain to fall in love, and Lao Bi is 53 years old before hosting the Spring Festival Gala." ”
"Hahahaha
The crowd laughed.
"Even Lao Bi dared to play. ”
"I'll go, but fortunately I'm not here. ”
"I'm laughing to death, I dare to mention Lao Bi, aren't you afraid of the god of harmony?"
"Shouldn't it be the 404 Great God?"
"The guts are too fat, they are really fat. ”
"It's so funny, laughing at people doesn't pay for their lives. ”
"Convinced, completely convinced. ”
"I'm really going to laugh at me. ”
Lao Bi also immediately scarved and said, "Don't rub my heat." ”
All of them
What's more, it turns out that Lao Bi is also watching this "Happy Comedian".
"I'll it, Lao Bi is exposed!"
"I'm going, after all, I'm also watching this "Happy Comedian". ”
"I really didn't expect that!"
"Lao Bi, you are here to rub the popularity of "Happy Comedian". ”
"I didn't expect "Happy Comedian" to be so popular, even Lao Bi was attracted, it was really tough. ”
"It's really funny to me, isn't Lao Bi afraid of the 404 gods, and he dares to come out?"
"Lao Bi's response to "Happy Comedian" has been on the real-time hot search, and this has also helped "Happy Comedian" attract a wave of popularity, and most people are more curious about this "Happy Comedian", and they have also opened "Happy Comedian" to watch.