"Don't you have a computer? Let's talk online. [No pop-ups]" The female boss seemed a little embarrassed to say in front of Wang Dadong.

"Okay, it's obviously in front of you, and you have to chat online, you city people, you really know how to have fun!" Wang Dadong shrugged helplessly, this wife is too naughty.

"Wang Dadong, if you dare to mention these three words to me again, I will kick you out!" The female boss was furious again.

When she thought that this product actually asked her what it meant to play with frogs, the female boss was very angry.

"Uh, wife, don't you want to talk online? Let's get started. Wang Dadong hugged the computer and ran into the bedroom quickly to prevent being beaten to death by the female boss.

Well, let's find a piece to put down first, and after chatting with the female boss later, you can watch it, and this product excitedly entered an address in the address bar.

This address is still the URL of the East Y love action movie that this product asked for from the computer seller when he was buying a computer when he was swiping his card when he was swiping his card.

The female boss walked into her bedroom angrily.

Turn on the computer and log in to QQ.

"I was so angry with the beast that I forgot to tell the beast QQ number. The female boss exhaled depressedly, and then prepared to go out to tell Wang Dadong the QQ number, but as soon as she got up from the swivel chair, she received a QQ message prompt.

Someone sent her a message.

It's not too late to open it up first, the message is from my dear.

Honey: "Hey! ”

Yan: "Who are you?"

Honey: "Does it matter who I am?"

Yan: "Of course it's important, I only talk to people I know. ”

Honey: "Wouldn't we get to know each other by chatting?" ”

Yan: "I'm not used to talking to strangers. ”

Honey: "It's all touched, are you still alive?" smirked.

Yan: "Believe it or not, I beat you?" followed by an angry expression.

Honey: "Beauty, you stupid, we're on the Internet, can you beat me? Do you know what my real name is? Do you know where I live?" smirked.

Yan: "Your name is Wang Dadong, and you live in a villa in Dongjun. Y laughs.

Honey: "Ah, my wife, you know everything." "Cry.

Yan: "I said Wang Dadong, can you be a little more stupid? Your big pants and head can be seen at a glance, and besides, you think I'm as stupid as you, don't you know how to click in to read the information, and dare to change my remarks to you to dear, it's really shameless." "Contempt.

Wang Dadong looked at the chat content that the female boss replied to him, and showed a smile, but he didn't expect the female boss, who has always been as cold as an iceberg, to be like a little girl on the Internet.

It seems that Lin Shiyan was not born with a cold eye, but in her position, she needs such a layer of disguise to disguise herself.

Now that the female boss already knows who she is, she can blatantly flirt, Wang Dadong remembered a joke he had seen on the Internet before, and immediately typed it in the input box.

Dear: "Boss, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore. ”

The female boss did not reply, and seemed to be lost in thought.

Hehe, the female boss must be sad and sad, this thing thought proudly, well, can't play too much, in case the female boss takes it seriously, it's not good, immediately enter in the input box: "I don't want to be your boyfriend, I want to be your husband." ”

Send.

Message sent failed!

Nani!

Wang Dadong typed again, "I don't want to be your boyfriend, I want to be your husband." ”

Send.

Message sent failed!

I poke!

At this critical moment, how can you drop the chain.

Wang Dadong hurriedly lost more than a dozen times in a row, and all of them failed to send messages.

"I'll wipe it! What a!" failed to send more than a dozen times in a row, and Wang Dadong was also angry, so he typed a few words casually, and then sent.

The message was sent successfully.

Watching it, I'll go to it, Tenainai, what a few words of broken things are sent to the female boss, Wang Dadong's eyes are as wide as copper bells.

Nima, is it true that he will not die?

Wang Dadong used to see a joke on the Internet, that is, first posted a I don't want to be your boyfriend, first made the woman feel lost, and then posted another I want to be your husband, which moved the woman.

However, the cheating father's network only allowed him to successfully send the first half of the paragraph, and what is even more cheating is that his scolding message was also successfully sent.

Now the female boss is definitely going to go berserk.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, Wang Dadong received a message.

Research: "You're dead!"

Honey: "Wife, listen to me!"

Failed to send!

"I didn't mean that!"

Failed to send!

"Wife, I'm the wrong bird!"

Failed to send!

"I call you an immortal!"

The sending was successful.

"I'll go!"

The sending was successful.

"Your sister!"

The sending was successful.

"Wife, I'm not scolding you!"

Failed to send!

Seeing that the misunderstanding is getting more and more serious, Wang Dadong really has the urge to slap the computer to smash, Nima's broken network should be so cheating?

In fact, you can't blame the network for being bad.

In the past, the female boss only had one computer, and the network speed was naturally very good, but later there was another Lin Shier, and the network was enough, and now there is another Wang Dadong, and the network is a little overloaded.

Of course, what directly collapsed the network was the male and female performance art film that Wang Dadong was downloading.

You know, he still uses a lightning downloader to download, this kind of downloader, the best account for the Internet speed.

As a result, QQ messages can sometimes be sent successfully, and sometimes they fail to be sent.

It's just that the good information he sent failed, and the bad news all succeeded.

It's over, this must be the rhythm of being beaten to death by the female boss!

Wang Dadong had already heard the sound of the door opening next door.

Over there, the female boss was decisively angry, you scolded the old lady, and the old lady endured it, and finally came to the sentence "Can I wipe it?"

The sister of the female boss is not Lin Shi'er.

This beast, sure enough, has bad thoughts about poetry, see if I don't kill him today!

The female boss's anger value exploded instantly, and she chatted with Wang Dadong tonight, originally wanting to talk about Lin Shier's affairs, so that this beast and Lin Shi'er kept their distance, and they couldn't be too intimate, and their brother-in-law had to be like a brother-in-law.

Unexpectedly, Wang Dadong actually said, I don't want to be your boyfriend!

How can this make the female boss not angry?

Wang Dadong wanted to get up and lock the door, but he didn't expect the door to be pushed open first.

"Brother-in-law, tell me honestly, is it in the next film, my network is stuck!" Lin Shi'er rushed in in a hurry.

Seeing that it was Lin Shi'er, Wang Dadong breathed a sigh of relief, "How can it be, is your brother-in-law like that?"

"Hmph, don't try to lie to me. Who knows, Lin Shi'er went directly to Wang Dadong's computer and picked up the mouse, and suddenly clicked on the hidden lightning downloader, and at first glance it was a veteran.

Wang Dadong secretly screamed that it was too late to stop it.

However, this is not the thing that hurts him the most, the thing that hurts him the most, Lin Shi'er just turned on the lightning bolt, and the computer sounded with a ding.

This sound is too familiar, it is the prompt sound after the lightning is downloaded!

Then Wang Dadong was dumbfounded, he swore that he must kill the operator of Huaxia Network, break the network speed, and claim to be the second fastest in the world, okay?