"Wow, brother-in-law, you have bought a computer, my sister is so good to you, my sister is so partial. [Full text reading] "The little witch pouted and shouted.

"Why don't I buy you a computer too, and then reduce your living expenses to 10,000 a month?" said the female boss angrily.

"Ah, don't, old sister, you are the best sister in the whole world. Lin Shi'er hurriedly hugged the old lady's arm affectionately, rubbing her little face.

The female boss suddenly frowned, why is this product more and more like the livestock at home?

"Don't look at me, I didn't teach her!" Wang Dadong hurriedly dissociated himself from him.

"Brother-in-law, come, I'll help you get online. ”

Soon, Lin Shier connected Wang Dadong's computer to the wireless network.

"Brother-in-law, you don't have a QQ number yet, I'll help you apply for one. "Wang Dadong has a computer, and the little witch seems to be happier than Wang Dadong, because someone will play games with her in the future......

"Who said I didn't have it, I already had such a thing as QQ number, okay?" Wang Dadong pouted.

"Yo, I can't see it, brother-in-law, you can still have a QQ number, tell me quickly, what is your number, I'll help you log in." ”

Wang Dadong said the QQ number, and saw Lin Shier's slender fingers tapping on the keyboard, and quickly helped Wang Dadong log in.

When she saw Wang Dadong's QQ nickname, the little witch's face twitched involuntarily.

Immediately, he looked at Wang Dadong with a strange face and said, "Brother-in-law, can you be more shameless?"

The female boss's face also came over, glanced at Wang Dadong's QQ nickname, and her beautiful brows wrinkled, "Yijing brakes, this name is normal, is there any problem?"

"Ahem, wife, you are still aware of everything, my name is pure and cannot be more pure. Wang Dadong coughed.

"Brother-in-law, don't think I don't know what your QQ name means. Lin Shi'er wrinkled her cute little nose.

"Shishi, what does his name mean?" the female boss's curiosity was aroused.

With static braking, this is a completely neutral word, neither praise nor depreciation, and it is quite elegant.

It is equivalent to responding to all changes with the same.

The female boss even doubted that with such an obscene personality of this guy, could she really take out such a high-level name?

"Brother-in-law, are you sure you want me to say it?" the little witch glanced at Wang Dadong evilly.

Wang Dadong sighed in his heart, meow that Mi, could it be that this little witch really knows Lao Tzu's intention to take this name? Impossible, I didn't believe it, and immediately said: "Hmph, then you should talk about it." ”

The little witch's eyes narrowed, and then she typed four words in the input box.

J to D!

Wang Dadong's eyes suddenly widened like scalpers, Demacia's, I didn't expect the name Lao Tzu to be so vague, and this little girl could also see it.

I forgot that this guy can study male and female performance art in class, and dares to use his mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the shameless goods under the skirt of the female teacher, how can he not understand such a simple and easy-to-understand word?

The female boss was even more confused, "What do you mean by J making D?"

"It's kind and understanding, the years of fine many, J to be good Y, to R gram G a meaning. The little witch said casually.

Wang Dadong was dumbfounded, he was just a static brake, and this little witch actually came to a lot of words.

Spicy next door, what does this little witch have in her little head all day long?

Wang Dadong felt that compared with the little witch, he was definitely a pure little flower.

I really don't know what these bear children are learning in school now.

Now the female boss is completely confused, a static brake has made her incomprehensible, and now there are so many words, she is even more incomprehensible.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Ahem, it's nothing, Shishi, what's your QQ number, I'll add you. Wang Dadong hurriedly changed the topic.

Lin Shier also found that if the meaning of these words was explained to the female boss, it would be better than the rhythm of being beaten to death, so she hurriedly reported her QQ number.

Wang Dadong searched decisively, and then added friends.

When he saw the QQ nickname of the little witch, Wang Dadong's cheeks also began to twitch and twitch.

Lin Shier's QQ nickname turned out to be: "Poor Ni is a little itchy!"

Nima, who is more evil?

Lin Shi'er also felt that her QQ nickname seemed to be a little too evil, and immediately said: "That, brother-in-law, I'll help you play the game, let's play the game." ”

"Shishi, don't keep pestering your brother-in-law to play games, your brother-in-law still has to go to work tomorrow? The female boss said with a straight face.

"Sister, it's only eight o'clock, it's still early to go to bed, or let's go eat skewers." "Actually, the little witch doesn't really want to play games, just to change the topic.

"What kind of skewers to eat, it's not hygienic at all. ”

"Brother-in-law......" Lin Shier began to pull Wang Dadong's arm and play coquettishly.

"It's useless for you to shake me, you know, the economic lifeline of the family is in the hands of your sister, I can afford to buy a ham sausage at most, do you want it?"

"Dead brother-in-law, it's really useless, I despise you!" the little witch looked unhappy and ran back to the house to play games.

After Lin Shi'er left, the female boss sat down opposite Wang Dadong, and then said with a serious face: "Wang Dadong, I have something to say to you." ”

"Queen Mother, what do you command?" said Wang Dadong with a hippie smile.

"Don't be hippie with me, be serious. ”

"Well, wife, you can say something if you have something to say. Wang Dadong sat upright.

Lin Shiyan sighed and said, "Wang Dadong, it's okay if Shishi is not sensible, but you are her brother-in-law, so I hope you can pay attention to your behavior." ”

"Wife, what's wrong with me?" Wang Dadong looked at the female boss with some grievances.

"I didn't say what's wrong with you, I mean, you take care of the poems, don't let her be out of shape for a day, girls don't look like girls. ”

Wang Dadong agrees with the female boss's words, ordinary girls don't dare to watch performance art films in class, let alone secretly shoot the female teacher's skirt.

However, even your female boss can't manage it, I'm an outsider, where can I live?

Wang Dadong said bitterly: "Wife, it's not that you don't know, I can control her there." ”

The female boss was a little speechless, thinking about her behavior is really a little ridiculous, she actually asked an unreliable person to teach another person how to be reliable, but I am afraid that the more you teach, the more unreliable it becomes.

"Forget it, you just need to remember who you are, don't make mistakes, some mistakes, I can tolerate them, but if you make that kind of mistake, I will never forgive you for the rest of my life. The female boss said very seriously.

"What, wife, what identity do you want me to remember? Also, what kind of mistake is that kind of mistake?" Wang Dadong said with a smile.

"It's ......"