The sketch continues:

Xu Qian: "Okay, good. ”

Jiang Xingyue: "No~~~ You can't ask for someone's bicycle, you can push it away quickly~~~ He's pit you!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "You are cheating on me! Why are you like this? I wondered, how can there be such a big gap between two people who live together?"

"Haha!"

Everyone laughed directly.

"I wondered, two people who also live together, why is there such a big gap between people?, this line is so classic. ”

"Xu Qian is simply it. ”

"This Wang Yu's eldest brother。。。。。。 ”

"I was sold and I gave the number of people back. ”

"It's so funny to me. ”

"Haha!!!!!!"

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Xu Qian: "Brother, take a turn!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Big brother, fate!"

"Haha!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Stupid and cute Wang Yu's eldest brother. ”

"I was sold and I counted the money to others. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Xu Qian: "Don't get excited~~~ Go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days~~~"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Okay~~~ big brother." ”

All.......

"It's typical of being fooled and lame. ”

Xu Qian: "Don't get excited. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "What ~~~ I won't say anything, I~~~"

Everyone laughed directly:

"Fate。。。。。 ”

"I was sold and I counted the money to others. ”

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

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Jiang Xingyue: "Aren't you going too far by doing this?"

Xu Qian: "What's the point, he still has to thank us." ”

Brother Wang Yu: "Thank you!"

"Haha. ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

"Silly boy. ”

"I'm going to laugh to death!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

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Xu Qian: "Look at it!"

All.......

"A big flicker is a big flicker. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother went down on crutches.

Xu Qian: "What are you doing? Why are you distressed? Go, change places!"

Jiang Xingyue: "What are you going to do?"

Xu Qian: "Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell him the bike!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's too lacking. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

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Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue were killed.

"Bang bang. ”

The applause from the audience was very enthusiastic.

The audience gave their own applause.

This is what Xu Qian deserves, he has already paid too much for this Spring Festival Gala, and no amount of applause can drown him out.

"It's so beautiful. ”

"I've never seen such a funny sketch. ”

"Convinced, completely convinced. ”

"I'm laughing to death, it's too strong. ”

"Xu Qian is really powerful, I am only convinced by Xu Qian. ”

"Xu Qian's product must be a high-quality product. ”

"This is Xu Gan's personal appeal, it's terrifying, I admire Xu Qian too much. ”

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At this moment, the Chinese people around the world are boiling.

Chinese people all over the world were shocked by Xu Qian.

I believe that after this night, Xu Qian will truly reach the point of "no one in the world knows you", as long as there are Chinese people, there will be Xu Gan's fans, this is Xu Gan's real strong influence, it is simply terrifying.

At this time, the Internet also talked about the sketch "Selling Abduction" like crazy.

"What is Xu Qian's real limit, where is his limit?"

"I found out that I was really too naïve, and I actually used my standards to measure Xu Qian, isn't this my own death?"

"I thought that the previous cross talk sketch was already very rebellious, but I didn't expect it, this "Selling Abduction" is even more awesome, there is really no one in the!"

"Don't underestimate Xu Qian, you can't underestimate this person at all. ”

"Too strong, the only strong, the strong that dominates the world. ”

"This is a sketch! This is the Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's really amazing to cry, I feel that my vocabulary is too lacking, anyway, Xu Qian is awesome. ”

"I can't believe it, how can this sketch be so good?

"It's the funniest sketch I've ever seen!"

"Xu Qian is the man who brought the Spring Festival Gala back to the top, this person is too terrifying. ”

"It's terrifying. ”

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It's crazy on the Internet.

"A person who consciously imposes a suggestion has a positive or negative meaning related to his motivation. The sketch "Selling Abduction" is a typical example of negative suggestion. In negative suggestion, the character of the suggested person is mostly lacking in assertiveness, following the clouds, listening to the wind and rain, and blindly worshipping. Most of them have shallow knowledge and lack scientific awareness, and "Selling Abduction" is hilarious. The moral is mainly to satirize the profiteers who deceive people. And the most ridiculous thing is the abductor, people laugh at him for being pathetic and pitiful. Just as the common people often say: "Let people sell it, and they will make some money for others!" But is such a fool "purely fictitious"? In fact, in the false propaganda of merchants, there are many people who are deceived. Are those who fall for the fool stupid and have a very low IQ? Not necessarily, many people are quite shrewd in all aspects, but under the influence of psychological suggestion, there are often times when "the horse stumbles." ——People's Online Commentary.

"It's amazing my brother, People's Daily Online actually commented. ”

"It's too strong, it's the only way to be strong. ”

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced. ”

"Haha, congratulations to Xu Qian. ”

"To be able to get the support of People's Daily Online, this is Xu Qian's strength. ”

"Look at who else dares to deny Xu Gan? Where have all those who questioned Xu Qian gone? Have they all become turtles with shrunken heads?"

"Those people are just a joke, how can Xu Qian be questioned by other scumbags. ”

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"Now there are still people in rural China like the one I played, and what is even more sad is that there are more people who listen to and believe more than those who are foolish, they don't know themselves, which is the sadness of some people at present, many people believe in gods and ghosts, but in fact there is nothing, and some are just a lack of scientific knowledge. - Komsomol.

"Convinced, I really threw myself to the five bodies that Xu Qian admired. ”

"How can Xu Qian, how can he let the official media support him like this. ”

"Xu Qian's person is really poisonous, this is not to say. ”

"I obeyed, I have never accepted defeat in my life, but when I met Xu Qian, I lowered my head. ”

"Xu Qian is not a human at all, he is a god, God is invincible, and God is fearless. ”

"Some people are probably dumbfounded, Xu Qian is not something they can afford to provoke at all. ”

"Don't underestimate Xu Qian, you can't underestimate this person at all. ”

"Xu Qian is the only superstar in China, and no one else can refute it at all, even those who have been famous for a long time, it is not enough to see in front of Xu Gan, he is too strong, strong to the limit, strong to the sky. ”

"Too strong, the only strong, the strong that dominates the world. ”

"Hanging and bombing, Xu Qian is really too hanging, some people are probably scared to pee. ”

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The so-called "psychological suggestion" refers to the process of mental activity that affects the cognition, emotion, will, and behavior of others (or oneself) in an implicit way through verbal actions. The most important difference between it and other mental activities is the word "dark", which implies that it refers to knocking on the side, striking at the east, beating around the bush, and meaning beyond words. Some of the people who exert the influence of suggestion are conscious and some are unconscious, while the process of change of mentality of those affected by suggestion is generally unconscious. ”

At this year's Spring Festival Gala, Xu Qian and others performed the sketch "Selling Abduction", which was hilarious, and its moral was mainly to satirize those profiteers who cheated people. And the most ridiculous thing is the abductor, people laugh at him for being pathetic and pitiful. Just as the common people often say: "Let people sell it, and they will make some money for others!" But is such a fool "purely fictitious"? In fact, in the false propaganda of merchants, there are many people who are deceived. Are those who fall for the fool stupid and have a very low IQ? Not necessarily, many people are quite shrewd in all aspects, but under the influence of psychological suggestion, there are often times when "the horse stumbles."

"A person who consciously imposes a suggestion has a positive or negative meaning related to his motivation. In order to alleviate patients' fear and anxiety about diseases, medical workers often consciously list some cured cases to patients for psychological suggestion, which is out of the benign motive of treating diseases and saving people. ”

"When people go out on a long journey, they often wish for a safe journey; when shops open, they put up the words "open the market" and "Wishing you prosperity" to lift people's spirits and have a positive attitude. And the sketch "Selling Abduction" is a typical example of negative suggestion. In negative suggestion, the character of the suggested person is mostly lacking in assertiveness, following the clouds, listening to the wind and rain, and blindly worshipping. —Health Daily.

"It's so long, I've read it. ”

"I didn't think that "Selling Abduction" would be so profound. ”

"Yes, I admire Xu Qian very much,"

Everyone was stunned.

Many official media outlets unexpectedly posted articles in support of them at once, which made everyone dumbfounded.

"Awesome!"

It turns out that "Selling Abduction" still has such a deep meaning. ”

"I see. ”

"I see. ”

"Xu Qian is really entertaining!"

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At this time, there are many similar forwards on the scarf, which are all arranged by Xu Qian in advance, he wants to create a good public opinion environment, otherwise he will be accused by some individuals of having ulterior motives to satirize the disabled, then he will be speechless.

He occupies the moral high ground first.

This is all because he learned the lessons of Uncle Zhao in his previous life, so he took precautions, the higher he stood up, the more he couldn't relax, because there were many people waiting below to see your jokes, hoping that you would fall from the altar, and there were many people who had such thoughts.

Because no one wants to be subservient, no one wants to look up and find that there is still a great sun shining in the sky.

You are in their way.

Although many people do not say it, they will be jealous, envious, and crazy in their hearts.

Director Dongfang asked, "What is the number of viewers now?"

Three hundred million!

Quadruple billion

Five hundred million!

Six hundred million!

Seven hundred million!

Eight hundred million!

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"Oh my God!"

"How is this possible?"

"It's just too strong. ”

"I don't know how to put it in words. ”

"Xu Qian, he's really a big pervert, super super perverted. ”

"It's terrifying. ”

"It's horrible, I've never seen such horrible data. ”

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The staff in charge of the statistics were already stunned at this time, their bodies were shaking, and they couldn't believe that what was in front of them was real.

"Is it true?"

"Is it true?"

Several people looked at each other, and they all saw shocked looks in each other's eyes.

"It's 。。。。。。。。 ”

Director Dongfang was also shocked.

Such data is truly terrifying.

With so many years of experience, he has never seen it.

He suddenly felt very fortunate that he was able to see such an amazing person and such an amazing performance when he was about to grow old.

"He's too strong. ”

"He's standing in the brightest place, living the way others want him to be. ”

Indeed, in this country, it is correct to say that Xu Qian is the idol of the whole people, there are countless people who take Xu Qian as their idol, countless people who take Xu Qian as their dream, and countless people who believe in Xu Qian.

In the eyes of many people, Xu Qian is the most awesome person in their hearts, the most awesome superstar they recognize, and he is the brightest star in the sky.

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

Director Dongfang said sincerely.

At this moment, in the corner of the planet, countless Chinese are repeating this sentence.

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

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Xu Qian brought them a different Spring Festival Gala, let them recall the flavor of the New Year, let them recall the past, and let them recall the original eventful years.

So thank you, Xu Qian.

In the live broadcast room, the entire screen was swiped.

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

"Xu Qian, thank you. ”

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There are also countless people who give Xu Qian a reward.

"Smile always (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor Xu Qian an an aircraft carrier!"

"Smile always (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor Xu Qian an an aircraft carrier!"

"Smile always (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor Xu Qian an an aircraft carrier!"

"Smile always (Advanced IV.) to give the anchor Xu Qian an an aircraft carrier!"

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Many people have a wordless feeling in their hearts, and they see Xu Qian's dedication in their eyes.

He is not only responsible for the planning, planning and various tedious things of the entire Spring Festival Gala, but he also needs to perform in person.

Songs "Wishing you prosperity", "Chinese", "Because of Love", "The Way Home", "Where Has Time Gone".

Sketches "Adventures of Part-time Jobs", "Today's Happiness", "Selling Abduction", "People Are Embarrassment"

Cross talk "Point Company", "Pear Garden".

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Just by watching these performances, you can see how much effort he put in.

Honor should be given to those who work hard.

Hard work should be rewarded.

Therefore, these praises, applause, and honors are all deserved by him, no one can take it away from him, because no one is as talented as him, no one is as handsome as him, and no one is as hard as him, it is precisely because of his perfection that this Spring Festival Gala is unique.

"Where is there any quiet time, but someone carries the weight for you!"

Xu Qian is the one who carries the burden for the people of the whole country, so he won the hearts of the people, he was crowned king, and he is a well-deserved uncrowned king on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is .. Three Heads M.