The sketch continues:

Xu Qian: "Working in a hotel. ”

Jiang Xingyue asked curiously, "How do you know that he is in the hotel?"

Xu Qian: "There is a smell of green onions on my body~~~ Is it from the hotel?"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "That~~~ What do you say I'm doing in a hotel?"

Xu Qian: "The chef who turns the spoon!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Huh?"

Xu Qian: "Isn't it?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, how do you know he's a chef?"

Xu Qian: "Big head, thick neck, it's not a big money—— isn't it?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"It's a great line. ”

"Big head, thick neck, not a big guy, haha, this is really laughing at me. ”

"It's invincible. ”

"I knew Xu Qian was going to break out. ”

"Xu Qian is too strong. ”

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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Wow, okay, okay~~~ You guessed right." ”

Xu Qian: "Don't count, do you?"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Ah, yes, yes, the profession is absolutely right, then what did you say about me just now, what did you say is serious and advanced, what's going on?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's been fooled. ”

Xu Qian: "Can you believe it?"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not?"

Xu Qian: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard~~~, you tell the truth. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Why is my face getting bigger?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Absolutely. ”

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Xu Qian: By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Why?"

"Haha!"

Xu Qian: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the top." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Necrosis of peripheral nerves。。。。。 ”

"I like to watch Xu Qian's serious nonsense. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I like Xu Qian. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Where is that?"

Seeing Wang Yu's eldest brother's stupid appearance, everyone wanted to laugh.

Xu Qian: "Below the waist ~~~ feet up ~~~"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Legs?"

Xu Qian: "That's right!"

"Haha. ”

The crowd laughed.

"It's going to make me laugh!"

"Wang Yu's eldest brother has been fooled and lame. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Strong, strong, very, very strong. ”

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Wang Yu's eldest brother reacted: "No, I don't have any problems with my legs!"

Xu Qian pointed at him and said loudly: "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you are not sick!"

The audience laughed:

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Xu Qian owes too much!"

"Xu Qian is too damaged. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

。。。。。。。。

Wang Yu's eldest brother seemed to be moved, and his movements were very stiff: "Okay, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps." ”

Xu Qian: "Stop! Your shoes are fine, right?

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "This is a tourist shoe, dead heel!"

Xu Qian: "That's right, it's your leg that is sick, and one leg is short! Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, you can lift as high as you want, and fall down hard, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short!

Jiang Xingyue looked confused.

The audience was also confused, and they couldn't understand what Xu Qian was going to do?

Wang Yu's eldest brother nervously raised his legs!

Xu Qian's hand slashed down.

Wang Yu's eldest brother also fell heavily on his feet!

Lift your feet!

Settled!

Lift your feet!

Settled!

Finally, Xu Qian pointed at him: "Stop!

Wang Yu's eldest brother was stunned: "It's numb!"

Jiang Xingyue hurriedly pulled Xu Qian over and wondered, "Why is he numb?"

Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Nonsense, you will be numb if you stomp!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"You stomp you're numb。。。。。 ”

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid. ”

"I'm going to burst out laughing. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"This line is really divine. ”

It is worthy of the lines written by Xu Qian. ”

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Xu Qian: "Walk, walk! Don't control, your leg is 100 percent sick, don't control it, relax! Go, go, go, don't think, will you walk with me? Let's go, it's good little by little, go." ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother followed Xu Qian, walking more and more crookedly, walking more and more crooked, "Eh, eh, eh, oh, oh my mother!"

Xu Qian smiled: "Yes, you go!"

Jiang Xingyue was surprised: "The good leg is lame!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother turned around: "What did you say?"

Xu Qian smiled: "Do you look at it? My daughter-in-law can see it, she said that you are lame if you flicker." ”

The audience exclaimed: "It's really a big fool, this fool is a must." ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother was about to cry, "Old sister, why didn't you find out so early?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid. ”

"Cute. ”

"I was fooled and lame. ”

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Jiang Xingyue smiled: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, and if you meet him a long time ago, you will be lame a long time ago!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Hit the nail on the head. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I admire it so much, I can be regarded as convinced, I didn't think that Jiang Xingyue was also so funny. ”

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Xu Qian: "I have already transferred it to you~~~"

Wang Yu's eldest brother asked suspiciously, "Big brother, what's going on?

Xu Qian: "Don't worry, you, when you were young, you broke your legs." ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother said suspiciously: "No, I have never been this one?"

Xu Qian said: "Transferred! Transferred to this leg, and then your profession was very unfavorable to you, it turned out that you were not a spoon, you were a cutter, and you always worked this leg, so you pressed this leg heavier and heavier, and it became heavier and heavier~~~ The light one is tiptoeing, the heavy one is necrosis of the femoral head, and the late stage is a vegetative person!"

"Haha!"

"I like to watch Xu Qian's serious nonsense. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"I like Xu Qian. ”

"Wang Yu's eldest brother was fooled and lame. ”

"It's laughing at me, it's really laughing at me, it's so funny. ”

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Jiang Xingyue: Hahahahahahaha~~~

Xu Qian: What are you doing?

Jiang Xingyue: "I said~~~ It's the first time I've watched you play~~~ hahaha." ”

Xu Qian: "Adjust the disease!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother asked, "Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?"

Xu Qian: "It's not easy to use medicine!"

Jiang Xingyue: "For the New Year, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about it!"

Xu Qian: "Look, my wife knows it, crutches!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "On crutches?"

Xu Qian: "Please sit down, after crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, little by little, it will be better, I was at the beginning, an old man saw that my leg was sick, she was distressed about money, did not let me see a doctor, and in the end, disabled." "A pat on the leg," there is a steel plate in it, and it can't be bent back. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother exclaimed: "Is this a waste leg?"

Jiang Xingyue said: "We have good legs." ”

Xu Qian snorted: "What are you talking about! Who has good legs on crutches?"

Brother Wang Yu nodded in agreement: "Yes." ”

Jiang Xingyue interrupted: "That's not -"

Wang Yu's eldest brother was furious, "Oh, I said big sister, don't keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always mixing with!"

Jiang Xingyue was directly stunned.

"Haha!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"This Wang Yu's eldest brother... ”

"You deserve to be pitted. ”

"It really made me laugh. ”

Shi Lezhi 。。。。。。。 ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, is Wang Yu's eldest brother a dog?"

"I don't know the hearts of good people!!!"

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At this time, Master Feng and the others in the background also laughed crazy.

They had already expected this situation, Xu Qian's sketch was like this, it didn't seem funny at first, but it was just a foreshadowing, and later it was all Wang Bang.

Xu Qian: "You don't need legs~~~ Look~~~ I'll leave for you, I haven't left in the past~~~ It's over." ”

Xu Qian began to walk.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

This Xu Qian's limping movement was really surprising.

Xu Gan's acting skills are shocking.

Xu Qian's performance is not worse than the original Uncle Zhao, Uncle Zhao's acting skills are also very awesome, many people only know that he is the sketch king, but they don't know that he is still the actor of the Hundred Flowers Award, and he was also the actor of the Golden Horse Awards.

Compared with the Spring Festival Gala sketches praised by everyone, Uncle Zhao's movie works are less popular.

The two award-winning works are "Men and Women Director" in 1999 and "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots" in 2007.

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Oops, oops, oops, my mother, oops~~~ It's so serious,"

Xu Qian: "How many shoes have I lost?!"

Jiang Xingyue: "Don't be blind there, didn't the Master steal the chicks and dogs when you threw away your shoes?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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Xu Qian: "Can you catch up with your legs?"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "That~~~Two hundred and two~~~"

Xu Qian: "Two hundred and two? ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Then where do I have to buy crutches?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, big brother, don't you understand, he just wants to sell you this crutch ~~~"

Xu Qian: "What are you talking about? What are you selling? What kind of things am I selling? Why are you like this? Isn't it over when a woman picks it and gives it to him?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's so cheap. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Xu Qian is simply too cheap, I am convinced, completely convinced. ”

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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Don't!"

Jiang Xingyue was stunned: "Not for sale?"

Xu Qian put the crutches together: "Take the crutches!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Ah, brother, hey, brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money." ”

All.......

"I've been fooled and lame. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Stupid and cute Wang Yu's eldest brother. ”

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Xu Qian pretended to be and said: "I know your character, she is a woman who wants money, and you can't grind it and don't give it, if you want face, if I don't want it, it will be equivalent to looking down on you, right? I still have to ask for it, give half, one hundred." ”

All.......

"This ability to fool people can be. ”

Wang Yu's eldest brother immediately said, "Hey, okay, okay." ”

The crowd laughed:

"I was sold, and I helped others count the money. ”

"I've been fooled and lame. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Served Wang Yu's eldest brother. ”

"It's really stupid. ”

。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian smiled: "I told you to be more anxious with you!"

All.......

"Pretend. ”

"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Wang Yu's eldest brother took out the money and turned it over for a long time: "Eh, brother, what is the brother, my two pockets plus one piece are only thirty-two yuan." ”

Jiang Xingyue took it and sighed: "Then take it, it's too much." ”

But at this time.

Xu Qian's eyes suddenly widened: "What kind of bicycle do you want?" He shouted at the top of his voice: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want。。。。。。。 ”

"This line is amazing. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Invincible. ”

"I was convinced, completely convinced. ”

"Too strong!!!"

"Awesome. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Wang Yu's eldest brother slapped his head and hurriedly went to push the cart, "Oh, yes, yes!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed again.

"It's really losing, and counting money for others. ”

"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. ”

"It's really going to laugh at me. ”

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

。。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian said: "Why are you like this?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"This Xu Qian is so bad, it's just a rake. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"Xu Qian is too cheap. ”

"If you are cheap, you are invincible, and Xu is already invincible. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

"I'm laughing to death. ”

Jiang Xingyue cried angrily: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle?

Xu Qian said angrily: "I'm smiling, I can't take care of this daughter-in-law, so I'll ask someone for a bicycle!"

All......

"This Xu Qian is also too capable of pretending. ”

Jiang Xingyue said angrily: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Wang Yu's eldest brother hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you say that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to the bicycle!"

All........

"What a stupid big brother Wang Yu. ”

"Really fooled and lame. ”

"It's really going to laugh at me. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

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is another classic line, and Chinese people all over the world are hilarious.

They were shocked by Xu Qian.

Xu Qian is so strong that he can always make people laugh.

"Xu Qian's products must be high-quality products" This sentence is well deserved.

Please remember that the first domain name of this book is .. Three Heads M.