Chapter 67: The Pickle Girl Project
"Woo woo woo ......" Ji Ao lay on his back on the grass, watching the actions of the three of them, he couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.
"Oh my God, how can such a handsome and smart guy like me have such stupid friends...... Didn't he say that Zhu Zhechi had learned from me? Why didn't he learn from me...... It's good to learn even a little bit......" Ji Ao covered his face and groaned, he really wanted to cry without tears.
They were now on the same mountain where Ji Ao first came to this world, surrounded by beautiful woods and lawns, and he was lying on the grass, leisurely enjoying the afternoon sun.
According to his usual image, Ji Ao comfortably stretched out his limbs and lay on the lawn, while Jin Hotaru used this free time to start cultivating.
"Is cultivation more important than chasing a girlfriend?" Of course, for Ji Ao, the answer is no.
But for Jin Hotaru, he might ask, "What is chasing a girlfriend?"
He has never been in love at all, and this kind of thing is still far away for him.
"It's come to this critical juncture, and I'm the only one going out......" Ji Ao sighed, looking at Shu Wang and Lu Qing, he was about to mix the water.
Shu Wang had woken up from the spell that controlled his memory, he knew that he was not from this world, and he also knew that he belonged to the human world.
But the strange thing is that the difference between him and Jin Hotaru is that he can't remember who he is except for his name.
Shu Wang didn't know his age, place of origin, ethnicity, education, major, marital status, and he didn't know when he joined the party and the league. Is it because he's a human, not a youkai?
Ji Ao used to think that there were no humans in this time and space, but now it seems that he may have guessed wrong, because Shu Wang is a real human.
Shu Wang has a cheerful personality, is very open to his own situation and can't think about the things in his life, and is happy all day long, full of optimism.
Shu Wang has been very understanding of Jin Ao's behavior of always keeping his eyes on himself in the past few days, and Jin Ao, who has promised Ji Ao to keep an eye on his every move at any time, and he can always deal with it calmly.
Shu Wang even began to be courteous to Lu Qing, who was also a "human", couldn't he see that the relationship between Lu Qing and Jin Ying was very ambiguous? Or ...... At least Ji Ao thinks that this human has ulterior motives for this behavior.
"Hahaha......" This kind of laughter has almost become Ji Ao's signature recently, and it also shows that his thoughts at the moment are definitely not a good thing.
"Gongsun. He patted Shu Wang's shoulder affectionately and meaningfully, completely unable to see that just a few days ago, he had been guarding against the other party as an enemy.
"I said, why are you so blind, don't you always get involved in other people's lovers like this?" he said and snorted at Lu Qing and Jin Ying over there.
"Lover?" is so obvious, to say that the ratio of Shu Wang's really can't see it and the possibility of deliberately pretending to be stupid is definitely one to ten.
"That's right, it's Luqing and Jin Ying......" Ji Ao put on a frame of gossip about a woman with a broken mouth and began to spread rumors.
"Alas, they were originally a pair of intimate lovers, but they didn't know what kind of sin they had created to come to this world, so Lu Qing lost their nature, and they became such a pair of bitter mandarin ducks. Ji Ao said and pretended to sigh.
"Alas, what a sad love story. One can't remember the past and spends his days in confusion, and the other quietly waits by his lover's side with sad and lonely tears. Ji Ao frowned, sighed again, and almost squeezed out a few crocodile tears.
"How touching and romantic, seeing them like this, my heart is broken, do you still want to take advantage of the heroine's amnesia to snatch love and fall into the well?" he said with a blank look.
"I warn you, Lu Qing is a monster, when she comes to her senses, she happens to be hungry, she will carry you over, peel the skin, suck the blood, and then boil the meat, gnaw the bones, and you will be gone!"
"So a guy like Jin Hotaru who has no blood or meat to eat is the most suitable for her. I advise you bitterly, do you understand? That is to say...... Hmmmm...... "Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly ......
Jin Hotaru jumped down from the tree and covered his mouth.
"Please, don't say it again!" Jin Ying now really wished she had never known Ji Ao, "Lu Qing she will hear it!"
"Hey, why are you covering my mouth, I just said it to her on purpose. Ji Ao said as he walked towards Lu Qing.
"Lu Qing, please, think about it, think about the days you fell in love, those sweet, those romantic, those ......" Ji Ao said as she shook her shoulder, pretending to be pitiful.
"Ji Ao...... "What a mess this is talking about, Jin Hotaru goosebumps all over his body, he has nothing to do with Lu Qing, he desperately dragged Ji Ao and pulled him away from Lu Qing, but Ji Ao broke free and rushed towards Lu Qing.
"Ah, Luqing, think about it, remember the little things you love each other, don't separate your hearts because of amnesia......" He rushed over and shook Luqing's hand.
"Ji Ao!" Jin Hotaru hugged his waist from behind, his face flushed with shame, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground right away and get in, he hurriedly dragged Ji Ao to the bushes away from Lu Qing.
"What are you doing, why are you making up these things for no reason! When she recovers her memory, she won't let you go!" Jin Ying lowered her voice and anxiously stopped Ji Ao.
"So, ah......" Ji Ao patted him on the shoulder, raised his hands with a squint and smiled, "So you must hurry up and fish in the muddy water before she recovers her memory, when she is so attached to you again, understand? Bring her a raw rice to cook and cook, and then ...... Hey, hey, hey......"
"Smack!"
"Ahh
When Jin Ying heard that he had taught herself to treat Lu Qing in such an indiscriminate manner, she was really angry, grabbed a stone and threw it on his head, and walked away without looking back.
"Hey, I'm here for your good, you guy won't seize this opportunity again, you don't have a woman in your life, and you're not as handsome, charming, and smart as me......" When the stone was about to fall on his head, Ji Ao quickly lay on the ground and dodged.
"Well, my stupid buddy, I can't do this without my help, I'm going to eavesdrop on what they're going to say next, I'm going to get them together!" he muttered, and plunged headfirst into the dirt.
Jin Ying's face was flushed, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, he said to Lu Qing apologetically: "I'm sorry, he has always been like that, and his words have always been true or false, don't take it to heart." ”
Shu Wang stood next to Lu Qing, scratching his chin with interest and asking, and then he used two fingers to draw a heart shape: "Is what he just said true?
"No! no!" Jin Ying waved her hand in a panic and denied, "Don't listen to his nonsense, Lu Qing and I are just ordinary friends!"
"No, they're a pair of bosom lovers!" Ji Ao suddenly revealed half of his body from the dirt and stretched out his hand to Lu Qing, "You and him are definitely a couple! do you believe me or him?"
"I believe in Jin Hotaru!" Lu Qing smiled slightly, turned her head and asked Jin Hotaru, "Is what he said true?"
Jin Hotaru shook her head like a drum in denial.
"I think so. Lu Qing chuckled, but there was a kind of desolation and disappointment in her eyes, after she finished speaking, she glanced at Jin Ying meaningfully, bowed her head and walked away alone, "If we are really a couple, I will never forget him, whether it is a spell or not." ”
Hotaru stood there dumbfounded, completely unaware of the meaning of her words.
Shu Wang grabbed his chin and said to himself thoughtfully: "This sounds interesting......"
"Finally, there is a little progress, but we still have to increase the pace of development......" Ji Ao muttered, he hadn't completely come out of the soil, he was still pinching his chin and thinking, and then, he and Shu Wang's eyes met, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
Lu Qing picked a small pink and purple flower from the grass and played with it casually in her hand, this flower is not scentless, but it makes people feel natural and fresh.
On the lawn illuminated by the bright moonlight, dotted with many small but ordinary wildflowers of different colors, Lu Qing sat among the flowers, sorting out her emotions in this quiet night.
Ji Ao buried himself in the ground, only exposing his head and sleeping on the ground with a small bundle of tree skills, according to himself, it was warmer to sleep in this way, but in the eyes of others, it was too scary.
Shu Wang sat cross-legged under the tree, his waist straight, but his eyes were closed, and he also fell asleep.
In a sense, his strange sleeping position can really be compared to Ji Ao, but he has already integrated into the night at this time, but he doesn't know where he is.
Jin Firefly is a plant cultivated into a demon, and it doesn't matter if you don't sleep or rest, so this kind of vigil is naturally done by Jin Firefly, so he turned into a cloud of golden moss, like countless fireflies gathered together in the air, each egg-like size, forming golden flowers, lighting them in the dark, silently guarding his companions.
Actually, there shouldn't be much difference between him sitting there keeping vigil and now transforming into golden moss, and Lu Qing knew that he must have deliberately avoided himself to avoid embarrassment.
In the past few days, due to Ji Ao's oil and vinegar and Shu Wang's posture of being a rival in love, Jin Ying has changed from shyness to fear, from fear to avoidance, and he tried his best to keep a certain distance from Lu Qing to avoid attracting gossip.