Chapter Twenty-Seven: Good Luck, Eat Chicken at Noon
27. Good luck, eat chicken at noon
"Eh, where are you going to eat at noon?"
"I don't know, I've only been here for two days. Han Fei sneered, eldest brother, are we very familiar with each other? Why do you look like a familiar friend, "Do you want to go to the cafeteria?"
Ren Hai pursed his lips, with an expression that I really convinced you, and waved his hand and said, "Can you be a little creative, what is delicious in the canteen." ”
"Not necessarily, but what if. Han Fei also made an indifferent expression, you haven't eaten in the government canteen, there are many dishes, enough oil and water, the key is to count the meal supplement as cheap.
"Forget it, I'll take you to eat ***. ”
"Stop, say chicken, don't say ba, civilized you, me and him. ”
"Cut, say chicken, say ba, civilized. ”
The two of them walked out of the building side by side, walked a few hundred meters along the main road, turned a corner and went out through a small door, sure enough, there is a magical street behind each university, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, phew, eating, drinking, and having fun.
Ren Hai took out another cigarette and was about to light it for Han Fei, Han Fei waved his hand and refused, what kind of cigarette did he smoke when he was about to eat, and if he wanted to smoke, it was after the meal, that was a good saying, a cigarette after the meal, and he beat the living immortals.
After walking forward for dozens of steps, he arrived at the front of a store, and the sign said "Yellow Braised Chicken Rice", Han Fei frowned, Made, has Huang Braised Chicken already expanded to the vicinity of every university at this time? Sure enough, he has a shrewd business acumen.
"I want a small portion, what do you want?"
"Small portions are extra spicy. ”
"Damn, you Shonan people are really spicy. ”
After sitting down, Ren Hai called for two more bottles of beer: "There is still a class in the afternoon, let's have a bottle for each person." ”
"Okay, it's my first time at the pier where I came to Bai Renge. ”
"Haha, you're kind of interesting. ”
After a while, the waiter brought up two hot clay bowls, the soup in the bowls was sizzling, and the chicken was mixed with the smell of shiitake mushrooms.
Han Fei poured Ren Hai a glass of wine, poured himself again, and raised his glass: "Let's go." Ren Hai also raised his glass, and when he clinked glasses, the mouth of the bottle was slightly lower than Han Fei's cup, and the two of them dried up in one gulp.
Han Fei gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Ren, you are exquisite, you have grasped this kind of detail." ”
Ren Hai comprehended and knew what Han Fei was talking about, and said with a smile: "I'm used to it, my father has taken me to various dinners since I was a child, and I've always been familiar with it, you're not bad, you can still notice this." ”
"Haha, let's be considered a hero to see the same thing, take another bite, feel free, don't do it. Han Fei filled the two cups with wine.
Men and men get acquainted quickly, a cigarette and two glasses of wine, and they are already friends after eating.
Han Fei asked casually: "Brother Ren, you said you came to pick up girls, and your girlfriend went to school here?"
Ren Hai scooped the soup from the bowl into the rice bowl, mixed it unhurriedly, then took a bite of rice, smiled, and said, "I'm a single nobleman." ”
Single aristocrats, what a distant Internet noun, I thought I was single or an aristocrat back then, but after ten years, I became a dog when I was single.
Han Fei was a little puzzled at first glance, but after thinking about it, he understood, and replied, "No, Brother Ren, do you use this place as a place to find a partner?"
"Poof, haha, object, why do you use the same words as my dad. Ren Hai squirted out a mouthful of food, hurriedly wiped it with paper, and laughed: "What age is it to be a partner, isn't it just fun to fall in love now, what are you doing so seriously." ”
Han Fei took a sip of wine, then slapped his left hand with his right hand, snapped it three times, and said, "I understand, you're just planning to do this, right?" ”
Originally, Ren Haidu had already calmed down and continued to eat, when he looked up and saw Han Fei's slapping action, he laughed again, this time the movement was even bigger, the food was choked into the trachea, coughing non-stop, and tears were coughing out.
"You're a genius. Ren Hai praised Han Fei while wiping his tears, "You can actually use this kind of action to replace this kind of thing, I obey you." ”
"Is it so funny?" Han Fei rolled his eyes, indicating that you were too careless.
Han Fei said that this was not created by me, and in the future, you will know that a demon king from Treasure Island will replace this action with a more angry "hey, hey, hey".
"Eh, look at you so vividly, have you tried?" Ren Hai wiped his face clean, revealing his signature sly smile, his eyes staring directly at Han Fei, as if he wanted to see something.
Han Fei said: "I want to, but I am a boy boy." ”
Ren Hai pretended to be surprised, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Tsk, how is this possible, I see that you are an expert in that action." ”
Han Fei shook his head, took a bite of chicken, and said, "The action standard does not mean that I have actually fought in battle, I have always taught with RB." ”
"Impossible, to be honest, you are so handsome, isn't there a little girl who secretly sends you autumn waves?" Ren Hai's eyes flashed with gossip.
What kind of logic is this?
Han Fei joked and interrupted: "There are those who send snacks and love letters, but there are no spinach in autumn." ”
", you kid lives too upright, is this the mentality that a seventeen or eighteen-year-old person should have?" Ren Hai hated iron and steel.
Han Fei muttered, "It's okay, I think." ”
"Okay, aren't you tired?" Ren Hai took a sip of the remaining half glass of wine and said, "I remember that I felt like a male dog in heat at that time, have you ever seen a male dog in estrus?"
"Yes. Han Fei replied with a smile, thinking to himself, Brother Ren, you dare to say anything.
"I remember when I saw a pretty girl, I saluted, but fortunately she was wearing jeans, and if she had changed into a school uniform, she would have to put out a tent. ”
"Hahaha, your metaphor is really vivid. ”
Ren Hai smiled slyly and asked, "Eh, don't you have these reactions?"
"Yes. ”
"So what do you do, you don't want to at all?"
"What's the use, it's written in the Criminal Code, and it's going to take years. ”
Ren Hai put down his chopsticks and said emotionally: "Damn, you are really a strange person, it turns out to be this kind of logic, eh, just like you, don't you just get people to do it casually?"
Han Fei straightened up, his face was solemn, and replied: "I think it, you can't snap for the sake of snapping, you have to be responsible, I think." ”
Ren Hai applauded twice, and his expression was very disdainful: "Brother, you are thinking in the last century, obey, I am really convinced." ”
"Haha, drink and drink,. Han Fei divided the remaining beer into the cups of the two of them and touched the glasses, "Having that desire is the mission entrusted to me by human reproduction, but being able to restrain it is what human civilization has taught me." ”
"Eh, yes, it's a bit philosophical to study and touch it, I'll take it, and I'll take it to pick up a girl in the future, and promise to bluff her. ”
"Pull it down, it. ”
The two drank it all.