Hearing Wang Hao's question, Lin Shihan frowned slightly and said, "Isn't this Li Shen's "Compassion for Nong", how can there be any men and women?"

The corners of Wang Hao's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, looked at Lin Shihan, and said, "Of course there is!"

Lin Shihan thought for a moment and said, "It should be a man and a woman planting rice, right?"

Wang Hao shook his head and said with a smile: "That's not right!"

Lin Shihan asked suspiciously: "Then how many men and women are you talking about?"

Wang Hao smiled and said, "One man, three women!"

Lin Shihan blinked suspiciously, and asked curiously, "How do you say it?"

Wang Hao deliberately cleared his throat and said seriously: "On the afternoon of hoeing [day], sweat droplets and soil, this is obviously the scene of **!"

Hearing Wang Hao's distorted interpretation of the classics like this, Lin Shihan really wanted to spray his aunt's blood on his face.

Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "How is it, do you accept it?"

Lin Shihan snorted and didn't pay attention to Wang Hao anymore.

Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "Not convinced? Okay, let's have another simple one." One person took five cents, [female ticket] three women, guess a mathematical symbol!"

Lin Shihan glanced at Wang Hao and said leisurely: "It's definitely worth it!"

Wang Hao smiled: "Oh, yes, it seems that if you don't make a big move, you won't surrender." Let's listen to a text question, if you can guess it, even if I lose. If you can't guess, then I'm going to hehehe......"

Lin Shihan glanced at Wang Hao disdainfully and asked, "What's the problem?"

Wang Hao deliberately coughed twice and said, "There is a bird in this world, and it has no feet. The working environment is very humid, so masks are often worn. When I work, my whole body is tense, and I work hard every time, and I am tired until I foam at the mouth. Moreover, after work, he will take the initiative to bow his head and appear very humble, may I ask what kind of bird is this?"

Lin Shihan smiled at Wang Hao and slowly walked towards him.

Wang Hao was fascinated by Lin Shihan's alluring smile, and he was so stunned that he was stunned for a while.

"Shihan, you are so beautiful!"

Lin Shihan smiled like a flower and asked, "Oh, is it?"

Wang Hao nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking rice, and said, "Of course, my biggest shortcoming is that I like to tell the truth...... Ah, my birds!"

Before Wang Hao finished telling the truth, little Wang Hao was caught by Lin Shihan's Qianqianyu hand.

Lin Shihan saw that he had finally gained the upper hand, and smiled proudly: "Wang Hao, I can't imagine that you also have today, right?"

After speaking, he rubbed Wang Hao there, his body was also swaying from side to side, Dai Mei couldn't help frowning slightly, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said with a sly smile: "The beautiful president jerked me off, of course I can't miss such a pleasant moment." ”

After speaking, he hummed the Divine Comedy sung by the three little ones: "Follow my left hand, right hand in slow motion." Right-handed, left-handed, slow-motion replay. One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, change your position and do it again!"

Lin Shihan's face was flushed with shame, and she quickly let go of her hand. She has seen shameless, maybe shameless to the point of Wang Hao's "earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods", and it is really the first time she has seen it.

After a period of frolic, Wang Hao brought the topic to business, how to get down to the big cake of the old city transformation?

Lin Shihan frowned slightly and said: "The project of renovating the old city is under the management of Vice Mayor Li. If you offend him badly today, I'm afraid there will be some trouble!"

Thinking of that Li Gu, Wang Hao felt as if he had an impression, as if he had seen it somewhere?

He racked his milk, oh no, he racked his brains before he remembered that this Deputy Mayor Li seemed to be one of the several male protagonists of that disc.

Thinking of this, a faint smile was outlined on the corner of Wang Hao's mouth.

Lin Shihan blinked her eyes and asked suspiciously, "What's so funny about this?"

Wang Hao shook his head and said, "It's okay, daughter-in-law, this matter is on me, and I promise that Li Gu will not dare to make trouble!"

Lin Shihan's clear eyes flashed with a ripple of surprise, and he asked puzzledly: "What can you do?"

Wang Hao pretended to be mysterious and said: "Mountain people have their own tricks!"

Lin Shihan glanced at him and said angrily: "Cut, Wang Hao, I can remind you." This is Huaxia, don't mess around. The other party is a government official, if something happens, even if my father comes out in person, he may not be able to protect you!"

Wang Hao pursed his lips and said, "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I'm not a three-year-old child, I do things in a measured way, and I will never let you be widowed!"

When Lin Shihan saw that Wang Hao, a bastard, couldn't say a word, he deviated from the topic, and kicked him twice with hatred.

Suddenly, she remembered the conversation between Wang Hao and Li Gu, so she asked suspiciously: "By the way, Wang Hao, you still have a sister?"

Wang Hao shook his head and said, "No!"

Lin Shihan asked: "Then who was the Huahua you talked about with Li Gu before?"

Wang Hao said: "I am in the army, I can feed an old sow, I can give birth, and a litter can give birth to more than a dozen!"

Hearing Wang Hao say that Huahua was an old sow, Lin Shihan couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed directly.

Wang Hao saw Lin Shihan's smiling flowers trembling, so he joked: "Daughter-in-law, we will also give birth to more than a dozen dolls for him another day, do you think it's okay? If you give birth to five, let them form a basketball team." Sweep the CBA and march to the NBA. If there are eleven students, our national football team will rush out of Asia, and it is hopeful. ”

Lin Shihan's apricot eyes widened, and she said angrily: "I'm sorry, who wants to give you a baby." Seven more, eleven more, you can figure it out, when I'm a pig!"

Wang Hao grinned, stepped forward and grabbed Lin Shihan's white little hand.

Lin Shihan was startled and asked urgently, "What are you doing?"

Wang Hao said seriously: "Daughter-in-law, there is not much time left for the national football team!"

After speaking, without waiting for Lin Shihan to react, he leaned down and kissed him.

After a passionate kiss, Wang Hao waved his sleeves, did not take away a cloud, and walked out of the president's office in a very chic manner.

Lin Shihan gritted his silver teeth with hatred, stomped his feet, and shouted: "Wang Hao, you bastard, next time you dare to kiss me, I will destroy you humanely!"

……

Experimental Primary School Affiliated to Donghua University:

Just when Wang Hao and Lin Shihan were engaged in office passion, his cheap nephew Xiaole was being scolded by the teacher.

Teacher Zhang looked at Wang Le, then at the other students with blue noses and swollen faces, and asked, "Wang Le, why are you beating people?"

Xiaole pointed to the little fat man who was beaten by him, and said angrily: "They scolded me first, scolding me for being a wild child with a mother and no mother!"

The chubby classmate snorted and said, "Hmph, my father is the deputy director of the Education Bureau, and he scolds you for looking up to you." There are mothers, but there are wild children without mothers!"

Xiaole pointed at Xiaopang and said, "Teacher Zhang, look, he scolded me again!"

However, instead of scolding Xiaopang, Teacher Zhang reprimanded Xiaole: "Then you can't beat people, at such a young age, you will have to go to prison sooner or later!"

Xiaole said aggrievedly: "It was they who made the first move, and the five of them beat me one by one, and I fought back!"

The little chubby toe said arrogantly: "You deserve to be beaten, you wild child who has a mother and no mother, I will beat you next time!"

Teacher Zhang wanted to reprimand Xiaopang, but then remembered that his father was the deputy director of the Education Bureau, so he changed his reprimanded gaze to appeasement.

"Wang Le, there are so many students in our class, why do they only beat you and not others? How does the teacher usually educate you, if you do something wrong, you can't blindly shirk your responsibility, you have to find the reason in yourself. Hurry up and apologize to Chubby and them, write a 500-word review, and let your parents come to school again!"

Xiaole wiped a handful of tears and yelled hysterically: "I didn't do anything wrong, why should I apologize to them?"

When Teacher Zhang saw a primary school student, he dared to talk back to himself, and he was furious.

It's just that the deputy director's son doesn't dare to provoke himself, you are a child from a single-parent family, and you are still so prickly. If I don't fix you, where is the majesty of my head teacher?

Thinking of this, Teacher Zhang pushed his gold-wire glasses and asked, "Okay, tell me, there are so many students in our class, why do they only beat you and not others?"

Hearing this question, Xiaole was a little confused for a while, and he couldn't figure it out, he didn't provoke Xiaopang and a few of them, why did they come to bully him?

When Teacher Zhang saw that Xiaole didn't answer, he said domineeringly: "Why, can't you say it?"

Xiaopang also fell into the well and sneered: "Hmph, there is a mother, and a wild child without a mother deserves to be killed!"

This time, Xiaole was completely angry, and raised his leg to put the little fat classmate who was twice as heavy as him to the ground.

When Teacher Zhang saw that Xiaole still dared to beat someone in front of him, he was furious and shouted: "Wang Le, even if you beat someone without repentance, you still dare to beat someone in front of me?"

However, before he could step forward to pull the rack, Xiaole swept over with a whip leg and kicked Teacher Zhang's kneecap. Although he is young, he has been practicing martial arts with Dongfang Tao since he was a child, and he grew up in the mountains and forests, and his strength is far better than ordinary people. When he got down, let alone Teacher Zhang, even if he was a big man on the street, he had to lie on the ground obediently.

Xiaole pointed to Teacher Zhang, who was lying on the ground, humming and chirping, and asked hysterically: "Teacher Zhang, you said that there are so many teachers in our school, why should I only beat you and not beat the other teachers?"