The next day, the sun was shining!

Early in the morning, Wang Hao went to the International Allure City to find Lin Shihan.

Now, Jin Dafa has fallen, and the big cake of the old city renovation is basically in their pockets.

Before Wang Hao entered the company, he was stopped by a big sales cutie.

Although the wave of selling cuties is very large, I don't know Wang Hao, so I quickly pulled his arm and reminded: "Don't move around, there are leaders coming above, and Mr. Lin will accompany them to inspect!"

Wang Hao was stunned when he heard this, and asked, "Which leader?"

The employee pointed to the big red banner and said, "Which other leader, of course, is Vice Mayor Li Guli in charge of municipal construction!"

After speaking, she said with a nymphomaniac: "This Deputy Mayor Li Guli is only over thirty years old, and he is already a deputy mayor, and his career is bright." Moreover, he is also handsome, and his gestures reveal a gentlemanly demeanor unique to European aristocrats!"

Wang Hao shook his hair and asked seriously, "Am I handsome?"

The sales cutie glanced at him, and suddenly "poofed" and sprayed Wang Hao's face with spittle.

"Haha, are you telling a bad joke?"

Wang Hao pursed his lips and said, "Hey, women are the same as officials!"

The sales cutie was stunned when she heard this, and asked curiously: "How can a woman and an official be the same?"

Wang Hao rubbed the tip of his nose and said, "It's all two mouths, and the speech is too ruthless!"

With that, he shook his head and turned to leave.

The sales cutie was stunned for a long time, and then he reacted, what did Wang Hao mean by the upper and lower mouths?

At this time, Lin Shihan was talking to Li Gu about the development prospects of the international Allure.

However, Li Gu listened absent-mindedly, and his two eyes never left, Lin Shihan's flawless cheeks.

"Mr. Lin, you are so beautiful, even if Xi Shi is alive, it is difficult to match your appearance!"

Lin Shihan smiled tactfully, nodded, and said, "Thank you!"

Li Gu saw that Lin Shihan's little hands were as white as jade, so he couldn't help but reach out to catch them.

However, at this moment, Wang Hao ran over in a hurry and grabbed Li Gu's hand.

Li Gu's bodyguard, seeing that someone had broken in, grabbed Wang Hao's shoulder with a standard grappler.

Wang Hao dodged sideways and easily dodged.

Without waiting for the other party to react again, Wang Hao's toes swept lightly on his kneecap like a dragonfly.

The burly and sturdy bodyguard, with a wound to his kneecap and an unstable center of gravity, fell to the ground straight and straight.

Wang Hao tilted his head sideways, glanced at the bodyguard who fell to the ground, and pretended to be surprised and said: "Oh, brother, the ground in our company is a little slippery, you should be careful!"

Li Gu's other bodyguards, when they saw that an unknown person had broken in, immediately surrounded them.

When Lin Shihan saw Wang Hao suddenly break in, he glared at him fiercely.

Immediately, she stepped forward, with an apologetic smile, and explained: "Vice Mayor Li, let me introduce to you, this is our company's security director, Wang Hao!"

Wang Hao showed a sincere smirk and said, "Vice Mayor Li, I haven't seen a living mayor yet!"

When Li Gu heard Wang Hao's words, his face changed immediately, and he asked with a smile: "Oh, then am I dead or alive now?"

Lin Shihan was embarrassed, and when he was about to open his mouth to help Wang Hao break the siege, Wang Hao patted his mouth and said, "Oh, look at my stupid mouth, I mean, I have never seen a handsome mayor like Li, a handsome mayor like you, you are almost half of me." My sister Huahua likes you, can you sign me?"

Listening to Wang Hao's words that I don't know whether it was irony or praise, Li Gu's expression became a little complicated like the Sichuan opera changing his face.

"Forget about the signature, thank you sister for me!"

After speaking, he stopped paying attention to Wang Hao, turned to Lin Shihan, and said, "Mr. Lin, today's inspection is over, I still have something to do, I will ask you for coffee another day!"

"Vice Mayor Li, you go slowly!" Lin Shihan smiled apologetically and sent Li Gu out.

After Li Gu walked away, Lin Shihan's eyes widened, and she glared at Wang Hao angrily: "Wang Hao, you come to my office!"

Wang Hao pursed his lips and followed Lin Shihan to the president's office.

After entering the office, Lin Shihan asked angrily, "Wang Hao, are you just making trouble for me?"

Wang Hao put on an expression that was more innocent than Dou E, and said, "Daughter-in-law, I don't have it!"

Lin Shihan hugged her arms with both hands and snorted indignantly: "Don't call me a daughter-in-law!"

Wang Hao's eyes rolled and he shouted, "Mother-in-law?"

Hearing Wang Hao come up and call himself his mother-in-law, Lin Shihan was angry.

Wang Hao smiled sheepishly: "Mother-in-law, don't be angry. A woman's anger is not good for her health, and it will affect the normal development of my future daughter-in-law, Miss Egg!"

Lin Shihan was completely messy: "Nima, Miss Egg? Wang Hao, what about your face, what about your face, what about your face, do we still want to be shameless?"

Wang Hao grabbed Lin Shihan's little white hand, patted it lightly on his face twice, and said, "Mother-in-law, my face is here, you touch it, the flesh is whirring, is it very textured and cute!"

"Oh, mother-in-law, just touch it. Otherwise, my future daughter-in-law, Miss Egg, will be jealous. No, you touch me twice, and I'll have to touch it again. Otherwise, my daughter-in-law, Miss Egg, would definitely be angry. ”

As he spoke, Wang Hao stretched out his hand to caress Lin Shihan's pink cheek.

Lin Shihan ran wild, feeling that his small universe was about to explode.

Nima, who are these people, and is there any discipline?

"Mother-in-law, your skin is so tender, my future daughter-in-law, Miss Egg, will definitely ...... with you"

Without waiting for Wang Hao to finish speaking, Lin Shihan was completely angry: "Ahhhh

Wang Hao saw that Lin Shihan seemed to be really angry, so he quickly withdrew his hand, smirked innocently, and pretended to be innocent there.

Lin Shihan drank three glasses of water in a row, which could be regarded as dissipating his anger, and said angrily: "Wang Hao, are you still a child, do you know that your behavior today has offended Li Gu ruthlessly?"

Wang Hao looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "If you offend ruthlessly, so what? You are my daughter-in-law, if he dares to touch you, I will directly chop his claws!"

Hearing Wang Hao's reason, Lin Shihan was angry, but also had a little touch in his heart.

Anyway, he's doing it for his own good.

Lin Shihan leaned on the desk, looked at Wang Hao's eyes, and said, "Wang Hao, can you not be so naïve? Many things can not be solved by force, you have to learn to use your brain!"

Hearing Lin Shihan say that he had no brains, Wang Hao said a little unconvinced: "I am both civil and military, my IQ has passed the international ISO9001 certification, although it is not as good as Einstein, but it is not much worse!"

Lin Shihan saw that Wang Hao was serious and funny, and snorted indignantly.

Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "What, you don't believe it? In this way, you can test me to see if I am both civil and military?"

Lin Shihan nodded and said, "Okay, can you recite the 100-digit value of the π for me?"

Wang Hao clapped his hands, looked proud, and said, "Why is this difficult? Isn't it just the 100-digit value of the π, I memorize it like a stream!"

Lin Shihan hugged his arms and smiled coldly, and said, "Then you can carry it!"

Wang Hao scratched his head and asked seriously: "π What is this, playing cards?"

Hearing Wang Hao's almost mentally retarded question, Lin Shihan just drank the coffee in his mouth, and directly "poofed" and squirted out.

"Wang Hao, are you a tease sent by a monkey, a serious person to make fun of me?"

Wang Hao rubbed his nose and said with a serious expression: "I am a law-abiding three-good citizen, and I don't get involved in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling." I haven't played much poker. Therefore, I can't answer this question, and I ask your mother-in-law to forgive me!"

Lin Shihan saw that Wang Hao was pretending to be like a big head of garlic, and he really wanted to take a sip of coffee and spray this second goods.

Wang Hao smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, the saint's day is right, come and don't be rude, you ask me a question, and I will test your question!"

Lin Shihan hugged her arms and said coldly, "Why should I answer you?"

Wang Hao said: "Just because you are my mother-in-law, your IQ is related to the IQ of my future daughter-in-law, I have to check the goods first!"

Lin Shihan slammed the ceramic cup on the desk, gritted his silver teeth, and shouted: "Do you still inspect the goods? Do you want to give you free shipping and support a seven-day unconditional refund?"

Wang Hao asked happily: "Wow, give back free shipping, support seven days of unconditional returns, this service is very good, give you 10086 likes." Ask weakly, mother-in-law, how many eggs do you have?"

Lin Shihan's small universe completely exploded, grabbed the ceramic cup, and smashed it towards Wang Hao.

Wang Hao's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the cup easily.

"Mother-in-law, things can't be thrown around, what if you knock down the children? Even if you don't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants, you say?"

"It's you a big ghost!" Lin Shihan said with wide eyes and silver teeth.

After speaking, she hugged her arms and asked angrily, "Say, what questions do you want to ask?"

Wang Hao thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Shihan, in the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil." How many men and how many women are written in these two poems?"

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Dear friends, you say, "At noon on the day of hoeing, sweat drops into the soil." In these two poems, how many men and how many women are there?

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