The star group at this time.

"Hey, has anyone watched Xu Duan's new show?" Xia Lan asked suddenly bubbling.

After a while, someone appeared, Liu Yun: "Xu Duan's new program? ”

"It's on the air, why don't you all care at all?" Xia Lan looked strange.

"I don't even have some publicity, I just want to care, how do you know where to go?" Wang Ming also bubbled.

"Xu Duan's fan group! Xu Duan's movements won't be known in minutes. Xia Lan said.

"Xu Duan's fan group ......" Wang Ming was speechless.

"You're really idle!" He Yun also bubbled and was speechless.

Liu Yun was shocked by the thunder and said: "Do your agents know that you are so idle?

"Xiao Lan, you don't really like Xu Xuan, do you?" Ke Zhilun also bubbled.

"Go to you unscrupulous old man, I'm always keeping an eye on the rising stars, so that I can take the lead when Xu Xuan makes any big moves. Xia Lan said.

"So insidious. Liu Yun said with a sweaty appearance.

"It's too insidious. Wang Ming said.

"It's simple. Ke Zhilun said.

"Anyway, Xu Duan is also in this group, aren't you afraid that he will find out if you talk like this?" Xu Li bubbled.

"Hey, he's now broadcasting strange cases and strange stories, how can he have the time to surf the Internet. Xia Lan said with a look of everything under control.

"What's the situation?" Wang Ming is more sensitive to live broadcasts, after all, the host.

"That's right, why do you suddenly do a live broadcast?" He Yun also asked.

"Who knows, I'm watching it anyway, and it looks funny and scary. Xia Lan said.

"Funny and scary? Are you sure you're not using the wrong word?"

"Why can't you get in touch? If you can't do it, it doesn't mean that others can't either. Xia Lan said.

"I don't understand how he is funny and scary as a host. Ke Zhilun said.

"I don't know how to look at it, you don't have anything to do with this, right?" Xia Lan said.

"Who is so idle like you, I still have to memorize lines. Liu Yun said speechlessly.

"Night scenes on the set, waiting for the play. Xu Li said.

"I'll take a look. As the host, Wang Ming still wants to know how others play, and he really cares about Xu Xuan's actions, after all, no matter what, Xinjing is also a national signal, and there must be competition if it is also a national signal.

"I'm going to check it out, too. He Yun also has the same meaning as Wang Ming.

"You're so idle, there's still an event tomorrow, I have to go to bed early today. Ke Zhilun said speechlessly.

in the program.

Xu said: "Ma San boiled some water and wiped his face, drank a sip of hot water, and put it away, it was just dawn when he came out here, bring the door with him, and then come out to bring the courtyard door, no lock, nothing to steal, Ma San muttered to himself, what the hell is going on? It's really scary." ”

It's still quite cold at this time, but it's just dawn in the morning, and it's the time for the ghost to bare his teeth, can it not be cold? Ma San came out along the path, walked around and walked to the place where the dead body was hanging, and when he looked at it, the dead body was wearing a hat! This time Ma San was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

"You... Hey, to tell you the truth, are you not dead? Are you hanging here to rest?" Xu Duan learned from Ma San's frightened appearance and watched the audience burst into laughter, "Ouch, it's killing me, I'll run." ”

When Dangdangdang, Ma San ran sweaty, and came to Xizhimen to stop, wiping his sweat and muttering: My God, ouch, I'm afraid, I'm really afraid!

After waiting for a while, the door opened, this came in, as soon as I entered the city, I was sure, as soon as I saw people, what did I do with that small businessman, man, there were people on the street who got up early, this is relieved, my God, I have to hurry up and do my job to make money, where to run? Brick Tower Hutong, to Brick Tower Hutong, there are no people, because the day is just dawn, ordinary residents do not get up, there are pedestrians on the road is doing business, the people in the alley do not get up, he came in this to a person, the two of them bumped into a full arms, you think, he is holding his shoulders and bowing his head in a daze,

The whole thing hit together, and Ma San, who hit it, shouted on the spot: Oh my God, good guy, you are really good, you almost fell on my head, did you learn it, you grow on people, really good, good guy.

Who hit him? A little guy, what is this little guy doing? Pick and pick and deliver water, in the early years, there was no tap water in the capital, all rely on the water shop to deliver water, the water shop is Shandong people do a lot, basically Shandong people monopoly, raising a lot of water husbands, some of the water men are pushing wooden carts, some carrying two buckets before and after the flat shoulder, perennial supply, then you have to go in the morning to send water, you can't wait until you get up at 90 o'clock to use water again, it's too late, so it must be in the morning to get up and the water is delivered first.

The audience nodded and talked about it when they heard this.

"Hey, this product knows so much, and you can learn knowledge by watching a show. ”

"That's right, I know a lot about this thing, who knows these things if I don't study history. ”

"How does he know about these things? Even the old man doesn't know about these things. ”

"Hell, this thing is too demonic, and everything is very professional, I really don't know where he came out. ”

"It's scary, I don't know where he knows. ”

……

Xu Duan continued: This little guy is like this, but the child is very bitter, the child is not very old, sixteen, seventeen or eight years old, carrying two buckets of water to give water to people in a daze, I didn't expect to bump into Ma San, the two of them bumped into a full arms, quickly grabbed the bucket for fear that the bucket of water would be spilled, and listened to the scolding idle street: Huh, learn to grow on people, and don't dare to take stubble, hit people, and lower your head and go wrong.

After Ma San collided, he didn't say anything when he looked at people: Hey, forget about the trouble when you get up early in the morning, you didn't kill me now, I'll go, find my second brother, and he will leave.

The young man was carrying water and was about to enter the roadside, and there was a large courtyard, and there was a water tank in this courtyard, and he took the water and put it away, and poured it into the tank with a bang, and put the bucket on his shoulder, and took a nail in his hand, a big iron nail.

"Hey, this water is poured, it's a painting, it's a money. Xu Xuanxue Shandong accent is vivid, and then explained: to give money is to give cash, to draw the Tao is to draw orthography, and then end at the end of the month.

The young man shouted three times in a row, and there was no stubble in the house, and the nap suddenly woke up, walked forward, and pushed the door of the house, which was a bright and dark three-room room, just a living room, two bedrooms on both sides, this guy pushed the door, and the door was not locked.

"Is grandma at home?

No one squeaked, and the boy came in with the bucket, and went into the house and stood in the room, and put the bucket down.

"Uncle, grandma is up, Mu You, grandma?"

There are curtains hanging in this house, and he knows that this is a bedroom, and he knows that this family lives with two people, and the daughter-in-law is beautiful, how beautiful and beautiful it is.

"Uncle is at home, grandma is at home?"

The young man said and went to the bedroom here, stood at the door and raised his nose, whew, there was a smell of incense powder in the house, I knew that he was sleeping in this house, how old this guy was, seventeen or eighteen, and at this age, he also had that idea.

The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Hahahaha, which idea is that. ”

"I pretended I didn't understand haha. ”

"This dialect is quite slippery, and it's quite like learning it. ”

"It's so similar, it's like a Shandong accent. ”

……

Xu Duan continued: "Is the eldest grandmother at home?"

As soon as the young man stretched out his hand, the two fingers between the two fingers opened the door curtain and probed in, at this time, at five o'clock in the morning, the outside was bright, and you could see the bed, there was a person lying on the bed, but the quilt covered his head, showing his legs, the young man looked at the pants and knew that this was a woman sleeping, but the upper body was covered with the bed quilt and the two legs were outside, and the boy was standing here,

"Grandma, you're still sleeping, I'll bring you water, grandma. ”

Do you remember this state, standing at the door and lifting the curtain, half-pulling your body to probe inside and talking to the poor: Grandma is still sleeping?

The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard Xu Duan and the non-stop poverty.

"I'll go, how poor is this, haha!"

"It's so poor, it's so poor and cheap!"

"I guess I'm going to be beaten haha!"

"It's going to be beaten, it's also poor!"

……

Xu Duan waited for the audience to be quiet and continued: "Behind him, a person appeared, holding a bloody human head with two hands in one hand!"

Just this sentence shocked the audience on the spot.

"I'm going to go like this, it scares me a lot, why did you suddenly change to killing?"

"This heart of mine, this plot is turning fast!"

"Goosebumps!"

"Who isn't, look at my arm!" a buddy stretched out his arm for others to see.

……

Xu Duan continued: This lord stood at the door: Grandma, sleep, sleep well, I brought you water.

The man behind him looked at the young man, holding the two bloody heads, looked at them, looked down, and saw two buckets, raised his hand, and put one in one bucket for him, and when he turned around, there was a towel here, and a towel was covered on top of the other, and he stood here and looked at him.

The Lord is still shouting, "Grandma, I've brought water."

The man behind him: Ahem!

The young man was frightened when he heard the cough, because someone came, suddenly, he was very quiet and he was alone, and suddenly there was a person behind him, instinctively he must have thought that this was the uncle of the family, he slept with this peeking daughter-in-law, and his heart was panicked.

"I... This... I... Deliver water... The young man was flustered.

"Get out!" the man screamed so hard that the young man picked up the flat shoulder and ran, panicked and picked up the two buckets to fly out, the one that ran fast, the rabbits were simply his grandson, the little man fled back to the water shop with a heartbeat, and when he entered the water shop, he looked back and saw that no one was chasing him, and then he was relieved, and threw the two buckets to the root of the window, and went back to sleep with a stack of them.