Xu Duan continued to preach: He just fell asleep and didn't have much effort, the shopkeeper got up, the Shandong shopkeeper, the square face, got up and drank some water, the front yard and the backyard were seen, yo-yo, back, this shopkeeper is a little obsessive-compulsive, how is it obsessive-compulsive, these two buckets are not stacked right, obliquely, the shopkeeper looks at it and feels uncomfortable, he has to stack it for him, so he came over to straighten it, and with his hand so hand, he found that there is a red thing on the bucket, and the finger was dipped and sniffed at the nose.

The Shandong shopkeeper stretched out his head to see that the bottom of the bucket was covered with a towel, and when he opened it, he said, "Oh my mother!" I was shocked, there was a bloody human head in the bucket, and when I looked at this bucket again, there was another one!

If you want to say that the psychological quality of this shopkeeper is good, after seeing the two heads frightened, my heart opened: Is this someone to blame? Definitely, the heads have been sent, who is to blame? Young man? He doesn't dare! He is cowardly! Who is? I don't know, it doesn't matter, the important thing is to deal with the heads quickly, otherwise the official hall will kill people, even if I don't do it, it will cost a lot of money, the old saying is not often said that the gate of the yamen is open to the south, there is no reason, there is no money, don't you come in? Even if you don't have anything to do, you have to spend money to avoid disasters, the best way is where you come from, I don't know where you come from, I have a way to send it!

Who should I give these two heads?

Next to me this is an oil and salt shop, a Shanxi man with his nephew opened, usually with me do not deal with, take his green onion to ask them to count the garlic with me, everyone knows, Shanxi people live a meticulous life, good calculation, Shandong shopkeeper everyone should also hear it, the heart and eyes are not easy to provoke, these two shrewd people are not easy to do the neighborhood, there will be contradictions for a long time, the shopkeeper thinks so, I send it to him!

The audience immediately laughed and scolded when they heard this.

"This shopkeeper is really lacking in virtue, and he will give people heads early in the morning!"

"It's so immoral that when you get home, it's better to throw it in the ditch on the side of the road. ”

"It's a model of lack of morality, I've never seen such a lack of morality!"

"How obvious, who can sit here to meet such a neighbor who lacks virtue?"

"Why don't you worry about being shot if you have such a neighbor!"

……

The Shandong shopkeeper opened a crack in the door, his head first stretched out and looked left and right on the street, there was no one, so he came out with his head and hung it at the door of the oil and salt shop, and when the head was hung up, he went back to the store to get a bucket of water, cleaned the blood, cleaned it up, made another cup of tea, and sat in the house and waited for the oil and salt shop outside to make trouble. ”

After a while, the Shanxi shopkeeper of the oil and salt shop also got up, and after getting up, he called his nephew: Second baby, it's not early this day, hurry up and hang up the disguise, second baby, get up.

The old man sleeps less, but the young man is willing to sleep a little more, and he is sleepy at this time, and he is sleepy when he gets up, rubbing his eyes in a daze, and walking out with a disguise, muttering in his mouth while walking: You are not sleepy, I am sleepy, what are you doing so early.

The nephew of the Shanxi shopkeeper opened the door while muttering, staring at him in a daze and hanging it up with a disguise, this look up was frightened on the spot, and he sat on the ground with a bang, you think, who suddenly saw a human head hanging at the door in the early morning, he was not afraid?

"What's the matter, you kid, how can you be scared like this under the guise of it. The Shanxi shopkeeper was puzzled by the little nephew and pulled him to the door, looked up, saw a human head hanging at the door, and almost scared his soul when he breathed, his legs trembled off and he couldn't stand anymore, so he quickly looked left and right, no one!

The cold sweat of the Shanxi shopkeeper came down at once, this is the enemy, who is this head for me? Count it with your hands: one, two, three!

Xu Duan stretched out three fingers and said with a look of death: "Three heads!"

When the audience heard this, regardless of whether the scene was still in front of the TV or in the back row, Wang, deputy director Zhou Qing and others, all exploded!

"What's the situation??!"

"Aren't there just two?"

"yes, where did you get the third head?"

"Is this a homicide or a ghost story?

"That's scary!

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Deputy Director Wang and others in the back row were also talking about each other at this time.

"Who of you knows where the third head came from? Why didn't I hear it?" Deputy Director Wang asked his subordinates without thinking about it.

"Yes, yes, you are all hosts, you have a good brain, who knows what's going on?" Zhou Qing also hurriedly asked.

"Who knows, why is there an extra head all of a sudden?" Li Wei shook his head blankly.

"I don't know, where did the extra head come from? Could it be that in addition to the Shandong shopkeeper, there are also people who hang the head of the Shanxi shopkeeper?" Zhou Hang said suspiciously.

"It's possible, maybe there are still people who hate the shopkeeper in Shanxi, so they also put a head on him. "The Tao of Yu Zizhou conspiracy theories.

"I haven't talked about Ma San for so long, could it be that he hung it up?" Sun Zhicheng was also puzzled.

"Could it be that Ma San was killed? It can't be Ma San's head, right?"

"That's not right, if it's Ma San, why didn't the Shandong shopkeeper mention it?"

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Ke Lan in front of the TV was also confused, and he didn't understand why there was suddenly an extra head for a long time, and muttered to himself: "What's the situation? What are the extra heads? I didn't hear it, why are there suddenly more heads? This is too evil!"

Xu Duan smiled and watched the audience talk about it, picked up the wake-up wood and snapped, and the audience was silent for a moment, "Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition!"

The audience immediately exploded when they heard this, and they all coaxed.

"I'll rub, you won't talk about it when you get to the key place, don't bring such a lack of morality!"

"This is too lacking in virtue, don't you say how I fell asleep today?"

"It's so lacking in morality, say it quickly, don't say it, don't leave!"

"That's it, don't say it, don't go!"

"Isn't there a comeback to the talk show, comeback, comeback!" This is the audience who has watched Xu Xuan's blurt out, and he coaxed the bottom.

……

Xu Duan smiled and said: "Everyone, the show is here, it's over for the time being, wait for next time, I'll continue next time, I'll also make a small advertisement here, my new show will meet you in two weeks, welcome everyone to watch it in prime time next Friday." With that, Xu Xuan retreated.

The audience reluctantly agreed when they heard this, and they hummed and talked a lot as they left the stage.

"This product is too lacking in morality, and it picks a critical moment to pinch!"

"Who says it's not, it's just immoral enough, how can I sleep tonight. ”

"It's so lacking in virtue that I guess I won't be able to sleep tonight. ”

"It's a, I went home and searched the Internet to find out what was going on in the nine-head case. ”

"Don't think about it, I can't search it, I just searched it with my mobile phone, and there is not even a word on the Internet!"

"Ahh

"The pit man is for sure, I guess this episode was recorded to advertise his new show. ”

"Leaving after digging the pit is really a lack of morality to go home. ”

……

Xu Duan left the show here, and all kinds of angry voices on the Internet sounded, and Xu Duan's fans were all angry.

"It's so bad, how can I sleep at night!"

"It's so bad that I dig holes for people, I don't know how I can sleep at night!"

"I really want to hit him, where did the three heads come from? I'm so curious, is there a god on the Internet? Come and post a link to the nine-head case!"

"Call the great god, come and send a link to the nine-head case, my computer is almost scrapped and I don't see anything related to the nine-head case!"

"Come out, come out, let's talk about the nine-headed case, I'm so curious!"

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