Text Chapter 17: You choke your neck, I lock my throat
Coming to the training room, Lin Feng opened the guardrail and walked in silently, and sat down on an animal springboard. After the excitement just now, Lin Feng finally came to his senses.
Since Tong Yao gave him the money so happily, he couldn't just take the money and not do anything. This is not like his style of doing things, but after thinking about it, he still doesn't have a perfect idea, what should I do? Recalling the past animal taming performances at home and abroad, I always feel that those actions are too vulgar and have no new ideas, since I want a different special performance, I have to show a new height.
In the blink of an eye, it was morning, and the colleagues were all heading towards the restaurant, only Lin Feng was the only one sitting there motionless as if he was enchanted. After a long time, Lin Feng suddenly saw a black back spinning around not far away, not knowing what he was doing. This black-backed Lin Feng knows, is one of the stray dogs taken in by the pet home, has been in the pet home for three months, at first picked it up when it was still very small, less than the full moon, the whole body is hungry and only skin and bones, now look at its strong body has already lived up to the scene at that time. Curious, he walked towards the other party, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Xiao Hei, what are you doing? ”
Xiao Hei raised his head and saw that it was Lin Feng, so he said to him, "Hehe, you don't know this." I'm learning to write!"
Lin Feng laughed on the spot, thinking to himself that you are a dog who also learns human handwriting, isn't this? Unconvinced, he arrogantly asked Xiao Hei again, "You are a dog, how can you write without hands! Isn't this?"
Hearing Lin Feng's words, Xiao Hei said unconvinced, "Cut~ You don't know this." Don't you underestimate me, and don't be afraid to tell you secretly, although I don't have human hands, I have claws! ”
Don't say anything, at Xiao Hei's feet, those seemingly chaotic plum blossom marks are not just a "big" word if they are connected together? This discovery surprised Lin Feng, doesn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become sperm? Although the smartest person is not necessarily a dog, a dog will definitely be the one that creates miracles. Isn't the little black in front of you a living example?
Suddenly, Lin Feng thought of a very good idea, so he asked excitedly, "That, Xiao Hei! What else can you write besides being able to write this character!"
Hearing Lin Feng ask what else he would write, sure enough, the little guy instantly came to his senses, so he raised his head and said arrogantly, "I can do a lot! "Although Xiao Hei said some simple words, even a three-year-old child can do it, but he can't stand it, it's a dog!
Thinking of this, Lin Feng was inexplicably surprised in his heart, and a perfect idea came out of nowhere. Then he said to Xiao Hei, "Then can you write some other words for me to see, if you can do it, there is something delicious." After finishing speaking, he looked at Xiao Hei expectantly.
Hearing that there was something delicious, Xiao Hei said very angrily, "Of course, you just look at it." After finishing speaking, he instantly jumped into the basin of water on the side, "Poof, poof." After two strokes, one jumped out of the basin and walked back and forth in a clean clearing. After a while, a heavenly character appeared in front of Lin Feng's eyes, although Xiao Hei's feet did not occupy much water, and the handwriting was also very shallow, but Lin Feng could see clearly that it was indeed a heavenly character, and the excited Lin Feng instantly walked over and hugged Xiao Hei is kiss, and said while kissing, "Hahaha, Xiao Hei, I love you to death, you little guy is my lucky star! ”
Xiao Hei, who was held in his arms, heard that he could eat delicious food immediately, and he was so excited that he kept screaming in Lin Feng's arms, but he heard Lin Feng's ears saying, "Great, great, go eat delicious." ”
It didn't take long for a person and a dog to come to the restaurant, under the incomprehensible gaze of everyone, Lin Feng came to the window of the meal with Xiao Hei in his arms, looking at the four dishes and one soup in front of him, not only Lin Feng but even the Xiao Hei he was holding was drooling, the food in the pet home was not to say, four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables. I don't have anything to do for a week. I couldn't wait to hurriedly smile at the aunt inside and said, "Aunt Luo, give me a meal." By the way, have an extra braised pork ribs. After finishing speaking, she smiled and looked at Aunt Luo inside.
After hearing someone call her to eat, Aunt Luo, who was busy with her meal, hurriedly turned around and came to the window, and saw Lin Feng holding a dog, Aunt Luo was very puzzled and asked, "Xiao Feng! Although we are a pet home, we can't let a dog in! What if I get some disease!"
Lin Feng didn't care about Aunt Luo's complaints, so he replied with a smile, "Hehe! Just this time, don't take it as an example, Aunt Luo, you are so beautiful and understanding, forgive me this time, I promise you, it won't be in the future." ”
Everyone in the pet family knows that Lin Feng is a very magical beast trainer, and all animals are very obedient when they are in his hands, and they will not go west if they are told to go east, and they will not stand when they are sitting. Therefore, everyone spoils him in many ways, and Aunt Luo in front of him is no exception.
After seeing this magical and humble young man promise herself, Aunt Luo stopped caring about it, and gave him an extra braised pork rib according to Lin Feng's request.
After putting Xiao Hei on the ground, Lin Feng picked up the meal handed over by Aunt Luo, and then made himself a soup on the side and walked towards a corner, and Xiao Hei on the ground also unconsciously followed behind Lin Feng, and the people in the restaurant all talked about it after seeing this scene, this young man is too magical, and every little animal has become extremely well-behaved after passing through his hands. Immediately, everyone was amazed.
But before he could take two steps, he heard someone calling him, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Ling'er and them, and what made him stunned was that the dean was also among them, so he had no choice but to walk towards everyone. Ling'er, who was in a hurry, made room for Lin Feng in an instant. He didn't have the slightest politeness to put the meal on Ling'er's table, and at this time Ling'er asked curiously, "Brother Feng, why did you bring the dog to the restaurant!
Lin Feng, who had just sat down, smiled mysteriously, and then said arrogantly, "I know, just this once." Besides, he was the one who came up with the perfect idea for me, and in return I promised to treat him to a great meal. No, I can't help but forget about this stubble. ”
Before Lin Feng could react, Ling'er asked curiously, "Idea, what idea, let's hear it." Everyone also looked at it with curiosity.
Looking at everyone's expressions, Lin Feng shook his head and said, "The Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it." You'll know when it's time to perform. ”
They didn't hear the answer that everyone wanted to know, and everyone had disappointed expressions. Although they were all curious, no one asked again, and Ling'er snorted coldly and gave Lin Feng a roll of the eyes, and then poked at the food in his bowl, as if he wanted to sprinkle the qi he received from Lin Feng on the food.
Just when Lin Feng didn't know what to do, Xiao Hei under the table shouted at Lin Feng, "Wang, Wang, Wang." But when he heard Lin Feng's ear, it was, "I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I want to eat something delicious." ”
Lin Feng just smiled silently at this, but he forgot about the little guy on the ground after talking briefly just now. So without saying a word, he used chopsticks to clip a relatively large piece of ribs and put it on the ground for Xiao Hei, and the little guy couldn't wait to pounce on it, and gnawed on the ribs, "Click, click." The sound made people shudder, and when such a hard bone reached his mouth, it seemed as simple as biting a biscuit, and Lin Feng was also envious.
When Lin Feng arrived, everyone had eaten almost enough, and after chatting with him for a few words, they also left one after another. In the entire fence, only Lin Feng and Xiao Hei were left. He didn't care about this, and still ate the food on his plate unhurriedly.
But before Lin Feng could eat a few bites of food, he heard the sound of Xiao Hei on the ground wanting to eat again, and as a last resort, Lin Feng had no choice but to give Xiao Hei the extra whole portion of ribs to the ground, so that he could taste his meal with peace of mind. After Lin Feng finished eating, he saw that Xiao Hei was still gnawing wildly there. But what made him curious was that Xiao Hei put the largest piece of ribs aside.
Lin Feng, who was puzzled, asked curiously, "I said, Xiao Hei! What do you mean by putting that piece of rib aside?
Xiao Hei, whose mouth was full of ribs, said with difficulty, "You know what, that's my dinner." How could such a delicious rib not be saved for the evening!"
Yes, the little guy will also praise himself for food, worthy of being a god dog. Sure enough, it's very smart. Lin Feng, who couldn't cry or laugh, was also very helpless, so he said to Xiao Hei, "That, you eat slowly first, I'll go." Do you remember to go back after eating?" Before leaving, Lin Feng instructed him.
"Well, well, got it, you're so long-winded. It's not like I don't have any way back. Xiao Hei said with some complaints.
Hearing this, what else could Lin Feng say! After putting the dishes he had eaten into the sink, he left, and the plates of the pet home would be cleaned up by his aunt, which was also one of the benefits of everyone.
However, when Lin Feng returned to the training room, he saw Ling'er hurriedly rushing towards him, and the panicked look on his face was unobstructed, as if something had happened, and he didn't know why. I saw Ling'er shouting as she ran, "Brother Feng, Brother Feng, go and take a look, there are two dogs fighting at the front desk." ”
"Isn't it normal for two dogs to fight? If you don't fight, you're still called a dog? What's all the fuss about. Lin Feng said disdainfully.
"No, Brother Feng, those two dogs fought fiercely, no one dared to step forward and pull them away, the dean asked you to hurry over and take a look, and find a way to get them away. Ling'er said a little anxiously.
"It's not like it's so fierce. Then it's useless for you to call me! None of you pulled it away, didn't you push me into the dog pit when you asked me to go over?" Lin Feng said with some fear.
After all, he has also seen dogs fighting, and some dogs are even afraid of people when they fight, just like a foreign dog fighting competition, which is called a tense and exciting, and the fight between two dogs is simply shocking!
was dragged by Ling'er all the way to the front desk, and Lin Feng had no choice but to compromise and say to Ling'er, "Okay, I'll just go, if you drag it so hard, my arm will be broken." ”
Seeing that Lin Feng said that his arm was about to be broken, Ling'er spit out a little fragrant tongue at him with some embarrassment. Seeing Ling'er's cute expression, Lin Feng had the urge to go up and kiss Fang Ze for a moment, but in the end he held back, not to mention whether the little girl would agree, if he directly gave himself a Rulai Divine Palm, it would be worth the loss. In order not to destroy the handsome image in his heart, he finally decided to give up.
Standing at the exit of the second floor, Lin Feng raised his eyes and saw that the people in the hall on the first floor were standing there watching the dog-to-dog fight, Lin Feng thought to himself, why are these people so unsympathetic!
However, when Lin Feng walked down the stairs quickly to break through the crowd and approach, he couldn't help but be amused by the posture of the two dogs. I saw a golden retriever staring at the two hind hooves and pinching the neck of the other Erha. And the other Erha was not to be outdone, his legs were standing upright and hooking the neck of the golden retriever with his two front paws, and the two dogs were pinching happily at the moment.
I saw the golden retriever say to a husky, "Sample, you actually locked my throat." ”
And the husky was not to be outdone and shouted, "I'll lock your throat and drop it, and you will choke my neck!"
Lin Feng, who was standing in place, suddenly laughed wildly at these two or two goods, so he couldn't help it, "Hahaha." He laughed, and the laughter resounded in the feature film hall, and this scene instantly aroused the eyes of countless people around him, and he didn't understand what Lin Feng was laughing at when he fell to the ground.
But Lin Feng didn't care so much, he still couldn't stop laughing wildly, and even tears flowed down unconsciously.
After a long time, nearly half an hour passed, and Lin Feng gradually stopped laughing, no way, these two second-class goods are really funny. You said that the husky is referred to as "Erha's" character and can be understood by people if it is so funny, but how can the golden retriever become Erha's character if he is so well-behaved, Lin Feng thought that the two dogs must have lived together, and in the long run, the golden retriever was also contaminated with Erha's character.