Chapter 18: Mediation
The dean, who was not far away, really couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said to Lin Feng angrily, "Xiao Feng, what's the matter with you, I didn't call you here to let you see a joke, but to let you solve the problem." Anyway, you can't do it! ”
"Of course, how can you say that you can't be a man? Lin Feng teased with some arrogance.
After hearing Lin Feng's words, Tong Yao was angry and annoyed, and wanted to step forward to reason with him. However, Lin Feng didn't pay attention to her, and instead said to the two dogs who were fighting, "Yo, what's the matter! This is the rhythm of killing each other! Can you tell me about it?"
The two dogs who were in full swing were very surprised when they heard Lin Feng's words, and they couldn't help but twist their heads towards him, and finally determined that it was Lin Feng who was talking to him, and then the golden retriever said curiously, "Who are you, how can you speak beast language." And Erha looked at himself as well.
Lin Feng saw that he had successfully attracted the attention of the two dogs, and then he said with a sudden, "Who I am, it doesn't matter, what matters is why you are fighting." If you can answer my question, then I will answer your question as well, okay, that's fair. After finishing speaking, he looked at the two dogs expectantly.
How could Lin Feng suddenly feel like a strange Shu Huang who seduced a child, but these are not the point, the point is to solve the problem of these two dogs as soon as possible, otherwise Lord Dean will have to repair himself.
"What you say is true. The golden retriever asked innocently.
"Of course, a gentleman's words are a quick whip. I, Lin Feng, am still a person with integrity. ”
Seeing that the human in front of him didn't seem to be lying to himself, the golden retriever agreed to the other party. So he put down the claws that were pinching Erha, seeing this, Erha wanted to step forward to attack the golden retriever but was stopped by Lin Feng, only to see Lin Feng hugging Erha and putting it aside. Only then did the two dogs stare closely at Lin Feng in front of them and look at them carefully.
But in the eyes of outsiders, it became two dogs, barking at Lin Feng incessantly. "Wang, Wang, Wang. "I don't know what to say, it's really a novelty.
Seeing this, Lin Feng was also depressed, thinking that the two of you can't say it one by one, so Lin Feng said to Erha, "Seeing that you are so arrogant, then it's up to you." ”
"You're not as handsome as I am! I saw Erha twist his head to the side. The depressed Lin Feng didn't come back to his senses for a long time, people said that Erha's personality was more strange, and he finally saw it today.
had no choice but to say to the golden retriever on the side, "Then tell me what's going on." ”
I saw the golden retriever glaring at Erha viciously, and said very angrily, "You don't know, this bastard always robs me of things, and if I don't give it to me, I'll come hard." Then how can I be willing! I am the most handsome of the dogs, and I can't lose my handsome face. Hearing this, Lin Feng thought to himself, "Yes, this is completely a copy of another Erha! As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black! I'm afraid that's the kind of scene." ”
I saw the golden retriever say angrily, "Just now, I finally saw a lump of delicious food, so I rushed up and licked it without saying a word." Unbeknownst to it, however, was that the coiled thing was actually a gray snake, and it was frightened by the heat wave with a hot tongue rushing to its face, and fled through a flower pot to hide. Quietly looked at what he was licking himself just now. Suddenly, three questions echoed back and forth in the snake's mind, what is this thing trying to do? I'm not going to kill it. ”
However, the golden retriever who licked things was also momentarily stunned, and at the same time, three questions echoed in its mind, "What a big lump to eat." How does it seem to be tasteless. I can move by it. ”
Then this scene was seen by Erha, who was following behind it, and it was the same thing, and he rushed up to lick the golden retriever's mouth for a while, and said while licking, "Tell me honestly, what did you eat just now?" Let me try it too. Of course, the depressed golden retriever was unwilling, so the two dogs pinched.
Hearing this, Lin Feng couldn't hold back again, and laughed out loud, "Hahaha", these two goods are simply indescribable. The crowd around looked at him in puzzlement, and they didn't understand what the boy was laughing at, although they were curious about the boy's actions, but no one stepped forward to disturb him.
It was still only the dean who blushed, stepped forward and tugged at his arm, staring at Lin Feng with eyes that only the two of them could understand, "What's the matter with you, is it so funny?" ”
Seeing the anxious eyes of the dean, Lin Feng patted the hand holding his arm and said comfortingly, "Don't worry, I'm here." Actually, it's not a big deal. Then he turned to everyone and said, "Uh~ That, I'm sorry! Actually, it's nothing, it's just two dogs playing! ”
Although they didn't understand the reason, seeing Lin Feng say this, everyone didn't continue to struggle, and dispersed one after another. It's just that everyone's discussion is indispensable to this mysterious young man.
Seeing that everyone had dispersed, Lin Feng said to the golden retriever, "You two goods, it's not delicious at all, it's a snake, do you know? Next time, I see it clearly, I really don't know how you strange people survived until now, fortunately, it is a timid snake with no poison, in case it is a highly poisonous cobra, the consequences are not something you can imagine." Really, okay, you two don't pinch it, let's play. ”
"Oh, it's a snake, I said, it doesn't smell like anything. It wasn't until this moment that the golden retriever fully understood.
Seeing this, Lin Feng was really speechless, people say that the Golden Retriever is also one of the smartest dogs, why is this Golden Retriever so strange! Well, I think it's the reason why I've stayed with that Erha for too long, anyway, Lin Feng thinks so, as for the real reason, he doesn't know.
Seeing that the two and two goods dispersed, the people in the pet home stared at Lin Feng curiously, hoping that he could give everyone an explanation. Seeing everyone's eyes, how could Lin Feng not know what they were thinking. So he told everyone what happened to the two dogs just now, and heard everyone laugh too. It was the same as Lin Feng before, and even more exaggerated than him, even the dean's hundred-year-old iceberg face showed a smile like a flower, this scene was just seen by Lin Feng in front of him, and suddenly Lin Feng felt like he was in love, and his saliva flowed down unconsciously.
Wu Qian, who was still next to him, reminded him with his arm, and teased mercilessly, "Brother Feng, what are you looking at! Is our dean beautiful? Would you like to give you a hug? ”
Lin Feng, who was stupid, responded on the spot, "Yes." As soon as I said that, I knew that I had been fooled. Angry, he had no choice but to chase after Wu Qian, a ghost girl, to settle accounts. And Dean Tong Yao, who was standing in place, was also made even redder by Lin Feng. Later, I saw that everyone was looking at me, and I didn't know what to do for a while, so I stomped my feet angrily, and finally rushed towards my office.
This little episode was just a joke for everyone. However, Tong Yao, as a party to the case, didn't think so, and she was ashamed and angry when she ran into the office. The shame was that his ugliness was seen by everyone, and the anger was that Lin Feng never told him what kind of emotions there was between the two. For a while, Tong Yao's heart was also flustered.
After avenging himself, Lin Feng forgave Wu Qian. In fact, it's nothing, everyone knows that Wu Qian, the ghost girl, is just joking.
After that, Lin Feng, who had nothing to do, came to the beauty room, only to see that Ping An was still busy with his own affairs, and when he saw Lin Feng coming, he called "Brother Feng" and ignored him. Ping Ping is more lively, if it weren't for the red color of his hair, he really couldn't tell who was who. An An is more quiet, usually in addition to greeting people she knows, she doesn't say much, she holds her mobile phone and watches TV all day long, everyone has long been accustomed to this, because the dean has also criticized her for this matter, but there is still no effect, and in the end it will be over, since she loves to watch TV series so much, then let her do it, as long as she does not delay work, it can be seen from this point that the work system of the pet home is still very relaxed.
No, as soon as Lin Feng came in, he saw An An putting her beautiful little feet on the coffee table, and people were lying on the sofa holding their mobile phones watching TV series!
Seeing this posture, Lin Feng was speechless. So the mischievous mind came spontaneously, and he came to the coffee table as if nothing had happened, and slowly squatted down with the oil head that poured water for himself, and meowed into An An's skirt one by one. Of course, he didn't see anything.
An An, who was immersed in the TV series, didn't know it at all. Fortunately, Ping Ping on the side hurriedly reminded him when he saw it, "I said silly sister! ”
An An, who didn't know why, was puzzled after hearing her sister's words, so she moved the mobile phone in her hand and looked at her sister. However, when he saw Lin Feng seriously admiring the scenery under his skirt, he knew what his sister was talking about in an instant.
Regarding Lin Feng's ill intentions, An An didn't care too much. First, she knew that she was wearing safety pants, and second, she also knew that Lin Feng was not the one who peeked at others like that. After saying that, among the girls who work in the pet home, who doesn't like Lin Feng, but they all know that a boy as good as Lin Feng is destined not to have it. You can't have it, but it's good to get close. Only then did he turn a blind eye to Lin Feng's bad habits.
An An, who reacted, hurriedly put his feet down, and then said a little shyly, "Brother Feng, you are naughty." ”
Lin Feng, who didn't see it clearly at all, couldn't help but be disappointed, and even pretended to be regretful, and said with a smile, "Hehe, how can Brother Feng be a righteous man and a gentleman to do those dirty things?
An An was speechless at the time, if he could say the words of the hooligan so seriously, I am afraid that Lin Feng was the only one in the entire pet home. Although she was slandered in her heart, she was a little happy in her heart, and she couldn't ask for it to be noticed by Lin Feng!
After wiping his skirt, he saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and said to Lin Feng with a smile, "Brother Feng, aren't you busy, why do you have time to come over." ”
The embarrassed Lin Feng scratched his hair before he said, "I'm not busy." Those kittens and puppies can toss more than me, so let them play freely. As the saying goes, as the saying goes, is work a combination of work and rest?"
The two beauties laughed a few times and said no more. Everyone knows Lin Feng's temper, except for the mouth flower, he is still good.
The voyeurism incident just now was just a small episode, and even An An himself didn't care, let alone Lin Feng's cheekiness. walked over and picked up An An's mobile phone, so he asked curiously, "What drama is Sister An chasing again!" I heard that the Yanxi strategy that just came out is good, I guess you girls love to watch it. ”
"Cut~ Those are all dramas that only little girls love to watch, so I won't be so ignorant!" An An said with some disdain
Lin Feng was even more curious about this. When Lin Feng clicked on An An's mobile phone, he knew that he was completely wrong, it turned out that this seemingly shy and talkative mushroom Liang actually liked martial arts dramas, but he saw that the mobile phone was actually playing the story of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, or the one played by Deng Chao, which really opened Lin Feng's eyes!
The film and television is probably still at the beginning stage, I saw Zhang Junbao, a real person in Wudang Mountain, explaining his past to a few apprentices, Master Jueyuan carried two huge barrels to perform martial arts for Zhang Junbao in the vegetable field, and the little urchin Zhang Junbao pulled out a white radish in the field and rubbed it on his body to eat it. After a while, the sound of the piano in the distance sounded slowly, and suddenly the world hung upside down, and a colorful phoenix flew from the sky and passed over Zhang Junbao, and drove the picture of a hundred birds in the forest towards the phoenix, and Zhang Junbao, who was completely attracted by the colorful phoenix, threw the radish in his hand and spread his legs and ran towards the colorful phoenix.
Seeing this, Lin Feng suddenly had an idea. I thought, "Wow, that's a great idea, it's worth it." "Maybe in the eyes of others, this thing can't be done at all, but for Lin Feng, it's not a matter of minutes. Thinking of this, Lin Fengyi was so excited that he didn't know what to do, so he hugged An An's head next to him and kissed him, of course, just kissed his forehead. Although Lin Feng was very excited, he had not completely lost his mind but was pro-peace, otherwise the consequences would not be something he could imagine.
Lin Feng's actions made the two sisters stunned, especially An An, who blushed instantly, not knowing what he was excited about.