Liao Feifei said: "If you continue like this, sooner or later you will become a salted fish!"

Tang Mingliang chuckled and said, "Even if it's a salted fish, I'm going to make the saltiest one." ”

Liao Feifei suddenly: "......"

"Tang Mingliang, what are you whispering to Liao Feifei below, you two stand up for me. The history teacher couldn't bear it anymore and began to roll out Tang Mingliang and Liao Feifei by name.

"Yes, I was shot while lying down. Liao Feifei said secretly in his heart.

"Do you two know that your current situation is just wasting your time, and you haven't grown at all. "The history teacher couldn't help but teach patiently, these two students were simply unpresentable.

It's a pity that Tang Mingliang, a dead pig, is not afraid of boiling water, and said with a smile: "Teacher, I know this is wrong, but it's really enjoyable to spend your time in vain, shrimp hahaha......"

Class: "......"

Tang Mingliang does not change his life, he grins every day, he looks heartless, and he teases others from time to time, Liao Feifei is really worried about whether he will be flattened.

"Brother Liao, do you know that there are four flowers and four grasses in our class, as well as the existence of twelve top students. In his spare time, Tang Mingliang began to gossip again.

Liao Feifei: "ghost?"

"Li Nianlu, Wang Huaidie, Mo Baiqing, Zhao Miaozhu four women, collectively known as the four class flowers, Wang Yuhan, Wu Dingheng, Du Wenxuan, Qin Haocong four men, collectively known as the four class grass, they are also one of the top 12 students. Tang Mingliang patiently explained to Liao Feifei that although these things had been widely spread in the class, Liao Feifei had been away from school for too long and did not understand these situations for the time being.

Top 12 Students:

Squad leader, Lin still!

Deputy squad leader, Gan Chudan!

Chemistry classmate, Wang Yuhan!

Physics class master, Wang Huaidie!

Math class top student, Li Nianlu!

Geography class master, Mo Baiqing!

History class master, Wu Dingheng!

Biology class top student, Du Wenxuan!

Politics class bully, Zhao Miaozhu!

Chinese class top student, Song Junjie!

English class top student, Qin Haocong!

Physical education class elite, Liang Jiaping!

"And then?" asked Liao Feifei with a calm face.

"Then, there is something about me, there are flowers and plants in our class, fluttering in the wind, and there are twelve top students, each with their own specialties, and I am the head of the four wastes, and the person who is called "waste material" is me. Tang Mingliang will not feel embarrassed, but feel good about himself.

The so-called four wastes are the crane tail of the class, and the bottom four people are the bottom of the ranking, namely: waste people, waste waste, waste firewood and waste wood.

And Tang Mingliang is the first of the four wastes, ranking the lowest in the ranking, Tang Mingliang is complacent and proud of this.

Liao Feifei frowned and said, "Xiao Tang, you are normal, I'm afraid." ”

Tang Mingliang: "......"

"I'm curious, what kind of family do you live in, what kind of business does your family have, just your score, do your parents know if they will beat you to death?" Liao Feifei asked curiously, in his eyes, Tang Mingliang was a superb living treasure.

When Tang Mingliang heard this, he sighed: "My family is very poor, my family lives in the deep mountains and forests, every time I go out to buy things, it is quite troublesome, we drive a Porsche, it takes five hours." It also takes four hours to drive a Mercedes-Benz, although there are a few helicopters at home, but driving there, it is difficult for us to find a parking spot, which is very inconvenient. ”

Tang Mingliang said seriously: "However, I occasionally go out for a walk, my parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and there are more than 50 bodyguards with me, everyone is scared away when they see me, so I will be ostracized since I was a child, because my family is poor, and I live in the deep mountains and forests, it is very cold in winter, because it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no stove, and there are no quilts, so I have to accompany my parents every day to burn money for warmth." When I sleep, I can only sleep with money, I am so poor that I only have money left, I am so poor, so lonely, so uncomfortable, I want to cry. ”

After hearing this, Liao Feifei gritted his teeth and said, "Do you know, I really want to kill you now!"

Tang Mingliang: "......"

At this time, the deputy squad leader, Gan Chudan, walked in front of Tang Mingliang and said, "You two, hand in your homework." ”

"Homework, what homework?" Liao Feifei was almost confused, and subconsciously thought that I still had to hand in my homework.

"Two days ago, a teacher with a sore egg assigned us a homework, and if I said it was foolishness, it was impossible for me to hand in the homework, and it was impossible in my life. Tang Mingliang said with an arrogant face.

"You really are, rotten wood can't be carved!" Gan Chudan shook his head and said.

"Hey, Dandan, your double ponytails are very good-looking, and they are really exciting to the touch. Tang Mingliang showed a row of teeth and said with a smile.

"Don't touch your hair, I'll hit you if you bother me again!" Gan Chudan raised his little pink fist solemnly.

Seeing this, Tang Mingliang pretended to be disappointed: "I want to touch your hair, it's just a simple temptation." ”

Gan Chudan snorted lightly and was about to leave.

It's a pity, Tang Mingliang pulled the corner of her clothes again, and whispered: "Xiao Dandan, let me tell you something, I passed by the bathroom of a family last night, and the bathroom of that family seemed to have a gas leak, I saw a woman holding her body with her hands on the glass of the window, and there was a man behind her, and she was pushing her out, and from time to time she gave the woman artificial respiration. ”

Tang Mingliang said with a serious expression: "At that time, the situation was very critical, so I picked up the bricks on the side of the road and smashed them into it without thinking about it, but I successfully smashed the window open and let the air in, saving the two of them, and finally I left with deep merit and fame." ”

"You're so dirty, I don't listen, I don't listen!" Gan Chudan stretched out his hands to cover his ears and resolutely escaped from Tang Mingliang's animal.

"Hey, it's really a talented person from generation to generation, generation after generation of cows, I am a wolf, a lonely and arrogant wolf, wolf eyes, wolf body, please call me the wolf god in the future!" Tang Mingliang began to enter again, talking to himself, Liao Feifei was not in the mood to deal with him.

However, Liao Feifei had to admire him, Tang Mingliang, a kid, spoke from time to time, and he had his own opinions in all aspects, no matter what fields or knowledge.

Liao Feifei also found one point, and the most important point, Tang Mingliang is still a-stirring stick, specially carrying and opposing the twelve top students, and from time to time he also teased the squad leader Lin Yi and the deputy squad leader Gan Chudan.

"Squad leader, I have recently proven six things in the world to be right, first, we can't count how many hairs we have. Second, you can't breathe when your tongue sticks out. ”

Tang Mingliang was still talking to Lin in a serious way, and after Lin was still in the back of his mind, he really stuck his tongue out and tried to see if he could breathe.

"Three, you're doing the third. Fourth, you find out that when you're doing the third one, you're actually doable, you can stick your tongue out, and at the same time, you can breathe, but you're going to look like a puppy. Fifth, you're laughing right now because I made you straight. Sixth, now I'm laughing too, because I managed to fix you. As soon as Tang Mingliang finished speaking, he was pregnant, and Lin still had already stretched out his hands and grabbed his ears.

"Oops, oops, it hurts, it hurts, Xiao Yiyi, Xiao Yiyi, let it go!" Tang Mingliang regretted it at this time, why did he play tricks on the class leader!

In English class, Song Junjie, a top student, said: "Please believe that there will always be a rainbow after the wind and rain, so we must hone our will and enrich our lives." ”

Song Junjie said very movingly, but unfortunately the-stirring sticks are everywhere, Tang Mingliang stood up, and said with contempt in his eyes: "After the wind and rain, there may not be a rainbow, but it may cause soil erosion, flash floods, rock collapses, etc...... Natural disasters. ”

Liao Feifei: "......"

Tang Mingliang was excited, and he couldn't stop it, Liao Feifei could hear his demonic voice all day long: "Yes, yes, yes, the years of water and wood, the years like wood, the same flow of water." ”

“……”

In addition to the demonic voice, Tang Mingliang also has a magical smile: "My name is Tang Mingliang, me, my personality is lazy, my hobby is eating, my hobby is playing, my major is sleeping, my IQ is stupid, my appearance is ugly, my weight should be fat, the object is a mobile phone, the economy is poor, the biggest advantage is that I came out to work hard at the age of eighteen, from having nothing to being in debt, ahahaha......"

Tang Mingliang knew a little about all fields, so he started his performance, and he couldn't stop the rhythm at all.

Tang Mingliang spoke: "Brother Liao, do you know why you take off your shirt when you fight in a group?"

Liao Feifei said expressionlessly, "Why?"

Tang Mingliang smiled: "If you don't take off your shirt, do you want to take off your pants?"

“……”

In biology class, the biology teacher said: "Playing with mobile phones in the toilet is very harmful, and it is not good for the eyes, so it is best for students to go to the toilet and not play with mobile phones." ”

Tang Mingliang, a-stirring stick, stood up suddenly, with a little contempt in his eyes: "If you don't play with your mobile phone when you go to the toilet, do you want to play?"

“……”

Science lesson, study black holes!

Tang Mingliang snorted coldly: "Mortals are all ants, how can they know that only when they reach the Dacheng stage can they understand the secret of the black hole, an ignorant ant." Do you have a Taoist friend in the Dacheng period? I catch the sun with my bare hands, and my feet can step on the stars. ”

Tang Mingliang is also very good at pulling hatred, Liao Feifei has been convinced of this non-human, and it has to be said that it is a miracle that he has been able to live until now.

In physical education class, the elite Liang Jiaping and Tang Mingliang confronted each other, Liang Jiaping was red-eared, and he was obviously not Tang Mingliang's opponent at all.

"What I hate the most is people like you, who talk to people, talk nonsense, and stab people in both ways. Liang Jiaping fired at Tang Mingliang's words.

Tang Mingliang looked calm and chuckled: "You are really ancient, of course you have to talk nonsense, otherwise you can understand human words when you talk about people?"

Liang Jiaping: "......"

Gan Chudan: "No homework today?"

Tang Mingliang: "No!"

Gan Chudan: "Oh!"

After hearing this, Tang Mingliang immediately pretended to be distressed, and sighed: "Dandan, can you invest a little emotion, and stretch the word "oh" a little bit, for example, oh~oh~oh!"

"I'm going to die to you!" Gan Chudan was like a fierce cat that had been stepped on by the tail, and suddenly raised her little pink fist.

Tang Mingliang said: "After watching the wonderful performance of this disabled teenager, I silently lit a cigarette for myself, then took a deep breath, pondered for a long time, and then gently flicked off the cigarette butt, and suddenly made an important decision in my heart, that is, to transfer to the dormitory and continue to sleep." ”

Tang Mingliang said: "When it is time to say, it is a level, when it is dumb, it is a kind of wisdom, when it is time to do it, it is an ability, when it is time to retreat, it is a kind of cultivation, and when it is time to advance, it is an attempt." ”

Tang Mingliang said: "Take good care of yourself, smoke and drink on time, stay up all night to play cards, play more mobile phones if you have nothing to do, believe me, everything will be fine." ”

Tang Mingliang said: "If Valentine's Day arrives and you feel lonely, turn off the lights and go to a horror movie, and after a while, you will feel that you are no longer alone." ”

Tang Mingliang said:

You say money can't buy time?

Network administrator, add three dollars to me!

You say money can't buy knowledge?

Teacher, this is my tuition!

You say money can't buy love?

Mother-in-law, this is my 5 million gift money!

You say I can't make the headlines?

Men should be self-reliant, I take off my clothes, go to the street, let the reporter take a picture, tomorrow will definitely make headlines, ahahaha......

Liao Feifei can often hear the voice full of magic, and see the smile full of magic, Tang Mingliang started his solo show, on the road of ghosts, going farther and farther.

Tang Mingliang said: "Talking about money hurts feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money." ”

Tang Mingliang said: "Long live the single!"

One person consumes, there is no drag.

Independent, crisp and straightforward.

Don't sweep the house, don't fold the bedding.

Don't listen to verbosity, don't kneel.

Don't look at the face, don't be afraid of guilt.

No noise, no tears.

All income, at your own disposal.

Spend money chicly, and be in charge absolutely.

Friends get together and talk nonsense.

Participate in the dinner and satisfy the stomach.

You can eat, you can be hungry, you can drink and you can get drunk.

can love and hate, stay up and sleep.

Go online day and night, chat with bubble girls.

flirtatious, audacious.

made a lot of moves and dated frequently.

Hug and kiss, no taboos.

Exhausting from running around, physically and mentally exhausted.

I do my own thing, no regrets.

Life is short, but freedom is precious.

It's better to be single, long live singles!

Liao Feifei also heard that the entire dormitory was about to be brainwashed by Tang Mingliang, this person is really eloquent, has a three-inch tongue, and talks endlessly.

Tang Mingliang sighed and said, "Hey, all the sins are borne by the old man!"

“……”